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>> No.14979608
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14979608

>cook pasta
>open tuna can
>drain oil
>mix tuna and pasta
wala, the autentica cucina italiana

>> No.14979642

>>14979539

>buy canned legumes
>open can
>drain water
>eat

Simple as that

>> No.14979648

>>14979539
Pancaaaaakes.

>> No.14979651
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>> No.14979963

>>14979608
>buy canned fish (in oil)
>throw in pot and burn
>add water
its good

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>> No.14980455

>>14980446
It's fucking RAAAAAAW

>> No.14980459

>>14980446
Overcooked garbage

>> No.14980479
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14980479

>>14980455
>>14980459
Make up your mind

>> No.14980509

>>14980446
Impressive how you managed to undercook the beef yet overcook the asparagus

>> No.14980527

>>14980479
I'm not him.

>> No.14980528
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Walla

>> No.14980530

>>14980509
Kek

>> No.14980539

>>14979539
>carbs
no thanks

>> No.14980560
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>>14979651
eat a duck i must

>> No.14980579

>>14979608
this but instead toss the tuna in some aglio olio before adding the pasta

>> No.14980679

>>14979608
Cooking pasta usually takes more than 10 minutes, you need to count the time taken to bring the water to boil.

>> No.14980684

Any kind of sandwich. It could be fancy if you have fancy ingredients lying around.

>> No.14980690

>>14980679
It's a trivial amount of time if you have a kettle

>> No.14980694

>>14980679
shit pasta takes even less than 10 minutes to cook

>> No.14980814

>>14979539
Et Voila: A dramatization of a cook book written back in the late 1920's. Here is the first episode, watch them in order.

https://youtu.be/lzjyfqPe7ZE

>> No.14981567
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>>14979539

>> No.14981590

>enable my laziness
naw, fuck off

>> No.14981678

>yogurt
>toasted bread
mmmm

>> No.14982788
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>>14979539
Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup is probably the most satisfying low effort meal you can make.

>> No.14982885

overreliance on bread and not enough veg in here

>> No.14982924

>>14980679
If you don't feel like getting extra jank, buy yourself a microwave pressure cooker.

That shit cooks pasta so fucking quick and it's great

>> No.14983122

>>14979651
this with leftover rice is the tastiest lazy thing

>> No.14983643
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>>14979539
Rice, (prepped another day) deenz, poached egg, optional sprinkling of fried onions and optional splash of hot sauce.

>> No.14983657

>>14983643
Finally, someone who knows how to eat deenz. These noobs are out here eating them with crackers and shit...oh please. RICE motherfucker, do you eat it?

>> No.14983691

>>14981567
Easily my favorite scene ever. Unironically my favorite sandwich.

>> No.14983706
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>Steam some frozen broccoli
>While that's happening, cut up a cheap cut of steak into reasonable pieces
>after it's cooked, mix with the broccoli

>> No.14983716

>>14979651
i used to eat this junk with my dad...
i miss him :(

>> No.14983723

>>14983706
HES EATING MONEY

>> No.14983790

>>14983657
>rice motherfucker, do you eat it
No, my skin is white, I'll only eat rice if a guinea turns it into risotto for me

>> No.14983795

>>14983706
I miss my bird. He was my only friend and then I accidentally killed him when I slammed a door and he was trying to fly in and got caught inbetween

>> No.14983893
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>Sausages and rice
>Cook the sausages in the rice pot so I save time cooking both rather than cooking them separately
>The juice from the sausages add flavor to the rice
Bask in my genius

>> No.14983954

>>14983893
That looks horrible but it's probably good.

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>>14983893
in what world do you live that rice take less then 10 mins to cook?

>> No.14983981

>>14983893
This entirely depends on the sausage. I would however add chicken broth to it to guarantee a good flavor. Some sausages today are made entirely out of waste product from the butcher shop and don't contain any good tasty fats and might even have added shit like stratch. If you can get real butcher shop made sausages that have real meat in them I can imagine the flavor would be amazing. You can buy 100% meat sausages from stores but they are usually 4x or 5x more expensive.

>> No.14983983

>>14979608
That's disgusting.

>> No.14983995

>>14983795
I'm so sorry anon.

>> No.14984223

>>14983795
>I accidentally killed him when I slammed a door and he was trying to fly in and got caught inbetween
man that would fucking suck

>> No.14984226
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>>14979608
>boil water for pasta
>ten minutes is already up
You lose

>> No.14984347

>>14983643
when I eat did I always just chop up some peppers and shallot then dumb it together in a bowl with some lime juice and fish sauce
when eating with rice

>> No.14984905

>>14980679
Pasta Ronis exist. Don't even have to strain the water afterwords for some flavors.

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>>14979539
A hammy sammie. I can make this in 4.7 mins.

>> No.14985013

>>14984226
>not having access to perpetually boiling water in case 10 minute challenges come up
ngmi

>> No.14985022

>>14984226
Also why would you drain all the oil out. I understand if it was packed in water. But tuna packed in oil is fuckin delicious on past. He's just wasting good flavor.

>> No.14985024

5 minute rice

>> No.14985032
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>>14979539
Is dick a meal?

>> No.14985067

>>14979539
I have a way to make fries or breakfast potatoes in under 10 min. They may suffer in quality, but it can be done so quickly and you don't need a deep fryer.

>Cut up potatoes into desired shape (wedge, fry, cube, etc.)
>Rinse in a microwaveable bowl until water runs clear
>after the final rinse cover potatoes in water
>put in microwave for 3-5 min depending on size of the pieces and amount of potato. The consistency you want is basically a slightly underdone potato. You could eat them, but it would suck.
>while the potatoes are microwaving you should be heating a pan or pot with the bottom filled with corn or peanut oil. Don't have to deep fry you can just have the bottom covered.
>When the potatoes are done in the mic, dump the water and pat dry with a towel.
>fry for another 3-5 min until they have reached sufficient doneness

wala

>> No.14985201

>>14983971
he likely adds the sausage when he thinks there's 10 minutes left for the rice to be done

>> No.14985358

>>14981567
I can crack 2 eggs with one hand too, is that all it takes to get in a movie??

>> No.14985440

>>14985032
Only my dick uwu

>> No.14985884

>>14981567
cringe

>> No.14985940

>>14983795
Damn bro shit. Have a lager.

>> No.14985950

>>14985032
>tfw dick pills take longer than 10 minutes to kick in