Why did we do it, bros?

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Anonymous Thu Oct 29 04:53:27 2020 No.14979141 [Reply] [Original]

Why did we do it, bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 04:54:10 2020 No.14979144 >>14979141 why is it my fault?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 04:55:47 2020 No.14979152 File: 15 KB, 743x218, pizza-delivery-fees-2019-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14979144 Not yours, but ours. We kept buying pizza bro, why did we do it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 04:58:10 2020 No.14979160 >>14979141 Will it also be the customer's fault when they go bankrupt due to no one buying their overpriced pizza?

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 04:59:05 2020 No.14979163

>>14979152
This is not "our fault" what you are seeing is baby boomer investors having their cake and eating it too by cutting the quality of the pizza but raising costs elsewhere so they can keep enjoying exponential stock growth. These boomers do not have any interest in spending a little to make the product better for future gains its all about making money now till they drive their product into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:00:16 2020 No.14979168 File: 539 KB, 979x811, seattle delivery fees.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14979141 seattle in all of its brilliance decided that there needed to be an additional $2.50 delivery fee added on top of everything this year

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:00:24 2020 No.14979169 >>14979141 I have not ordered a pizza delivery in 15 years.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:04:44 2020 No.14979174
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>>14979160
Stock keeps going up bro, pandemic is hurting everyone but they've been increasing delivery fees for years and are still trending up
>>14979163
Why did we let them do it, bro?

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:05:21 2020 No.14979176

>>14979141
>>14979144
This is from a blog on October 7, 2019:
https://lenpenzo.com/blog/id9030-sneaky-pizza-delivery-fees-are-here-to-stay-and-its-your-fault-2.html

TL;DR: Boring: "no shit" conclusion that could have been summed up in a sentence. OP is gay.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:06:52 2020 No.14979180

>>14979174
Cause retards keep buying it. Notice how you are bombarded with food ads and delivery ads all the time but nothing mainstream is telling you that you should cook at home. The destruction of the parental unit is part of that. You have no family anymore why bother making a meal just call uber eats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 05:15:07 2020 No.14979199 >>14979141 It started when gas prices were high during the Iraq war to help pay for drivers gas costs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 06:48:12 2020 No.14979380 >>14979141 nah i don't order when they want a delivery fee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 08:29:09 2020 No.14979621 >>14979199 Thanks Big Oil. Now we can't have pizza either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 08:32:06 2020 No.14979628 >>14979180 Start a family with me, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 09:24:00 2020 No.14979771 >pay me extra because i wont destroy your food!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 10:53:25 2020 No.14980024 File: 2.38 MB, 320x180, shiggy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buying chain pizza >ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 10:57:09 2020 No.14980042 File: 124 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's probably because I order through an app now and never tip. Overall I'm still saving money since not tipping covers the delivery cost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:14:38 2020 No.14980107 I never pay for delivery. Most of the deals and coupons for pizza places are pick-up only anyway. Why would I pay to have some high school dropout handle my food in his nasty ass car and then have to add on a tip when he gets to my house?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:19:59 2020 No.14980124 >>14980042 i gotta tell you... thats gonna catch up to you bud

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:28:43 2020 No.14980165 >>14980124 how?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:33:43 2020 No.14980190 >>14979621 Youre welcome. Remember, climate change is a hoax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:36:08 2020 No.14980203 >>14980124 Protip: it won't

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:43:03 2020 No.14980233 >>14980165 >>14980203 how many delivery drivers in your city? how often do you order? how long until you get a repeat deliverer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 11:56:44 2020 No.14980305 >>14980233 I live in LA. I will literally never have the same driver twice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:00:14 2020 No.14980675 >>14979141 Whatever. I cook far more now and think punishing the lazy is laughable. Get fucked lazy non-cooking people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:32:16 2020 No.14980851 >>14979141 >not doing carry out >no fees, no tip You deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:56:26 2020 No.14980995 >>14979141 I just offset the cost by not tipping. If the companies are charging more, they should be able to pay their employees.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:57:27 2020 No.14981001 >>14980233 I've been doing this for over 7 years now and I've never gotten the same driver once. Maybe you live in a shitty small town?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 14:03:23 2020 No.14981026 >>14980851 >not just cooking your own meals

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 14:04:36 2020 No.14981034 >>14979199 The "delivery fee" at these chains never went to drivers

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 14:10:22 2020 No.14981062 >>14979199 Drivers don’t see a cent

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 14:11:12 2020 No.14981072 >>14979141 >>14979152 >USA shit Singapoor always had overpriced delivery since like 1990s. Except we're not forced to tip by retards calling us heartless nazis because the restaurant /biz/ don't pay people right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 14:19:42 2020 No.14981107 >>14979160 >no one buying their overpriced pizza Pretty sure that's illegal in the US.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 15:39:44 2020 No.14981458

>>14980675
If this pandemic has showed me anything as a delivery boi, it's that the laziest in the kitchen are in the extremes of both the upper and lower class folks. If delivery and restaurants services ever completely disappear overnight, they're going to starve to death since their cooking proficiency is non existent to the point the only food stuffs they stock at home are snack foods. Some of the faces who thank me for bring their food is truly genuine that I question their ability to feed themselves if food services were nonexistent.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 15:49:21 2020 No.14981492

>>14979176
>If you ask me, the most likely reason why pizza delivery fees continue to outpace inflation is that they provide a subtle way of disguising price increases. That monetary legerdemain allows pizzerias to painlessly raise prices while continuing to advertise pies at seemingly bargain rates.
I agree with this analysis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 15:51:08 2020 No.14981497 >>14979160 People don’t but pizza because of the price. They buy it because they are lazy gluttons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 15:52:58 2020 No.14981510 >>14980233 Delivery drivers in my city come from all over. Some as far as 2 hours from my city

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:03:47 2020 No.14981544 >>14980024 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:11:32 2020 No.14981584 >>14979152 do Americans really? here I buy pizza for $4 + free delivery

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:20:20 2020 No.14981628 >>14981584 What country?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:21:04 2020 No.14981631 When the merchant's guild calls, we answer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:40:53 2020 No.14981718 >>14981628 a poor one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:46:31 2020 No.14981729 >>14979141 I have and will literally never ordered pizza for delivery >order pizza online >drive 5-10 minutes >get pizza >drive home save on tip, save on delivery, get the pizza sooner

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:50:56 2020 No.14981750 >>14979152 I just passed on ordering pizza because they wanted 4.50 just to take a pizza about 1/8th of a mile, which is half the cost of the actual pizza. I ordered a sandwich insead, 1 dollar delivery and going about 1.5 miles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:51:52 2020 No.14981759 >>14981729 based and me pilled

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:55:54 2020 No.14981777
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>>14981729
I have and will literally never ordered pizza for delivery

>go to grocery store
>buy frozen pizza
>cook it at home

i save on everything including needing to go to a pizza joint at all, i was already getting other grocerys when getting a pizza

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:56:53 2020 No.14981786

>5 years ago
>everyone offers free delivery if you are within five miles of their business
>can get a pretty good sized meal for two for no more than 20 bucks before tip
>now
>5 dollar delivery fee on everything and people expect an 18%-20% tip now
>20 dollar order suddenly becomes 38 dollars

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:58:55 2020 No.14981796 >>14981777 Local supermaket frozen pizzas are really good in my area and only 4 bucks each, but you absolutely cannot cook the same type of crust as with a commercial oven like the pizzerias. I think it's a worthy trade-off though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:02:32 2020 No.14981810

>>14981786
Default tip used to be 10%, now everywhere expects 20% or more, even on carryout! I went to this breakfast place a few Sundays ago and got takeout for the family and the little electronic signature pad had 20% tip as default with options for 30%, 40%, and "write in". I wrote in 0.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:03:46 2020 No.14981820 >>14981729 as a delivery guy I'm amazed by the laziness of the people who order delivery. I've delivered to a hotel that's right next door to the place. There's an apartment complex right behind us and is no more than a 5 minute walk away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:05:14 2020 No.14981824 >>14981810 Ruthless!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:05:55 2020 No.14981827 >>14981810 Savage, dare I say... based?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:07:21 2020 No.14981835 >>14981810 Women love him, wagies fear him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:08:42 2020 No.14981842 >>14981810 I wish I had to the guts to stand up to an electronic signature pad like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:09:42 2020 No.14981844 File: 14 KB, 225x225, 1601324756189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I wish I had to the guts to stand up to an electronic signature pad like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:45:42 2020 No.14982004 >>14979163 Jews have no souls so they see no reason to provide useful and meaningful stuff to society other than it makes the goyim surrender their shekels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:32:44 2020 No.14982186 >>14981810 lol i had a similar experience lately - the lowest default choice was so high that i tipped lower because i was offended

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:35:58 2020 No.14982201 >>14979163 boomers are living in your head rent free

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 19:12:29 2020 No.14982350 Burgers paying 5 bucks for delivery?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 19:23:26 2020 No.14982404 File: 112 KB, 807x444, 1603148326134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14981777 >will never ordered huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 19:28:02 2020 No.14982423 >>14979628 no, you're ugly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 19:31:34 2020 No.14982438 >>14982423 :( I am. Both inside and out.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 20:01:36 2020 No.14982530

>>14980124
Depending on the app, sometimes the tip doesn't even go to the driver. For instance I think doordash did a stupid thing where if you tipped through their app, it would go to the company itself and the company only paid their driver a certain amount of money. You had to tip like over 10-15 dollars for it to go to them or tip with cash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 20:17:10 2020 No.14982609 File: 12 KB, 391x311, handsome jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14982404 just copy and pasted, blame the other guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 20:44:35 2020 No.14982727 >>14979180 My god your retarded. The ads you get are based off your interest and/or whatever company pays the most to whatever site. And no fucking "why cook when no family" as any non-60iq fit person cooks for themself, what you said is lardass cope.

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Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:25:16 2020 No.14982879

>>14982727
How can someone be this dumb? I am dead ass serious how can you live and function in society? These national pizza chain advertise on other platforms besides internet ads you dumb fuck zoomer. Papa Johns for example blows millions and millions on TV and sports based ads. Jesus Christ you are stupid.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:02:32 2020 No.14983053
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>>14982879
You think fucking hamburger helper is going to pay the billions to have a widespread ad campain? Some olive oil company? Or any individual ingredient telling the lazy people of america to cook for themselves?

It's not the jews keeping you a fat retard, anon. Not put the fork down and calm your bitchtits.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:05:13 2020 No.14983065

>>14983053
>You think fucking hamburger helper is going to pay the billions to have a widespread ad campain? Some olive oil company? Or any individual ingredient telling the lazy people of america to cook for themselves?
I never said this.
>It's not the jews
I never mentioned the Jews. Jesus fucking Christ you are a schizo. Do the entire world a favor and put a bullet in your head. You are a net negative in the world you schizo fuck. You election tourist schizo fucks ruined this entire site.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:14:46 2020 No.14983104
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>>14983065
>"You are bombarded by the mainstream"
>"muh destruction of the family unit"

I'm telling you why you dont get ads to cook your food dumbass.

And OK you arent a /pol/-tard, maybe, but you definitely believe in some (non-jewish?) Cabal controlling the narrative of the mainstream and probably are some muh trad retard.
Moreover, it's pretty funny how mad ur getting brother, calm a bit down and take ur meds before you bang your head on the wall or something lol (might be cool tho).

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:16:25 2020 No.14983112 >>14983104 have sex incel

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 06:27:24 2020 No.14984355 >>14981824 >>14981827 >>14981842 >>14982186 >>14981810 Wait, do people ACTUALLY tip for carry-out orders? What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 06:28:46 2020 No.14984359 Where do you live that delivery fees are standard? Here they only apply if you're being a jackass and ordering outside of their delivery range.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 06:35:58 2020 No.14984377 >Rich Math PhD graduates with $300k salary jobs like me can afford delivery while the poor peasants have to go outside and get the 'rona I don't see anything wrong here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 07:11:02 2020 No.14984463 >>14979174 This is because of them expanding into and raping international markets with literally no competition, not because of anything they've introduced in their practices and standards in the U.S.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 07:22:52 2020 No.14984490 >>14984355 Here in the US you tip for everything. You even leave a tip at the hospital shortly after being born.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 07:27:24 2020 No.14984502 >>14984490 No, they usually wait a few weeks before taking your tip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 07:30:59 2020 No.14984510 >>14979163 Welcome to virtually every business throughout human history. You must be new here, can I take your coat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:23:15 2020 No.14984635 >>14983112 Not even op but holy shit take your meds dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:29:04 2020 No.14984655 >>14979141 >...and that's a GOOD thing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:35:43 2020 No.14984669 >>14984510 are zoomers this nihilistic? I feel bad for you son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:38:08 2020 No.14984678 >>14981729 Based and practical-pilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:39:35 2020 No.14984683 >>14981810 40%? What the fuck is that? Who the hell would tip that much, especially while getting takeout?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:45:30 2020 No.14984706 >>14981729 Why do you want pizza when you aren't drunk or stoned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:50:00 2020 No.14984721 >>14979141 >Delivery fees >Tipping >Only in the US Get real, over here in New Zealand, it's built into the price.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:54:06 2020 No.14984732 >>14979163 >Wahhhhhh >Wahhhhhhh >It's the boomers causing all of this Shut up you useless Zoomer, if you think you can do better, get your business plan in place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:55:48 2020 No.14984737 >>14979771 Destroy my food and I will have you thrown out on the street.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 08:58:02 2020 No.14984742 >>14981062 Drivers don’t see a cent Isn't that a shame, they should have listened in school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:00:48 2020 No.14984756 >>14984742 Why? The connected faggots would still have mopped up all the cushy jobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:01:18 2020 No.14984760 >>14984742 Or maybe they are currently in school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:02:16 2020 No.14984764 >>14984490 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Cucked from birth!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:07:28 2020 No.14984786 >>14984756 Because, you don't get anywhere in this world without either qualifications at school or qualifications after leaving school.

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:12:36 2020 No.14984803

>>14979141
it is fucking insane to me that these grubhubs and shit like that are being allowed to charge what theyre charging. ive looked a few times, its like 20$ to get a few mcdicks dollar menu sandwiches delivered to my apt a mile away. My gf has had to have spent like 500$ in just fees during this quarentine and most families that wouldve ate out nearly daily in my city probably spent closer to like 5 grand on that shit. its absolutely fucking absurd how willing people are to just light their money on fire these days. What the fuck happened to western financial values, we were all about working until we withered into dust and scraping every penny together we made along the way so we can send our daughters to college to get gangbanged by the football team, now we got $2000 iphones every year and if youre the type to keep up with the jones' socially you better have that new iphone every year or people will think youre broke. fucking clown world

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:13:36 2020 No.14984810 >>14984786 Haha. LMAO. There's no way you're older than 22.

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:14:36 2020 No.14984818

>>14979152
>buying anything more than a decent brand of frozen pizza or little ceasers
man not only do all the pizza chains suck fucking dick but theyre so expensive its almost a joke at this point. why the fuck would you pay 20$ to have like 5000 calories of food delivered to your house when you could make 50 WAY tastier pizzas for 20$

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:16:18 2020 No.14984827

>>14979169
based anon. im a good 3-4 years clean from lighting my money on fire too. shit like that is so retarded fuck me it pisses me off when I see my gf buy these overpriced food deliveries and pizza hut and shit like that. warren buffet eats off the dollar menu at mcdonalds like 5x a week why would you spend more on daily food than a literal billionaire

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:19:24 2020 No.14984846 >>14981729 the only way its acceptable to spend 10$ on a pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:20:15 2020 No.14984850 >>14984732 yeah sure, just start a business with 1970s investment costs, in 2020, while paying off 2020 tuition debt, with the money you get from your 2020 job market wages sure, doable

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:37:32 2020 No.14984914 >I couldn't walk 2 minutes so I ordered from somewhere else >they personally offended me so I paid them extra anyway >pizza can't be made without a special oven This thread is all kinds of retarded. (no they are called paragraphs)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:44:01 2020 No.14984933 >>14984818 $2.50 mozzarella $1.50 pepperoni $0.75 sauce $0.50 flour/yeast/milk/sugar/oil Somewhere around $6 for a large pizza that no foreigners put their dirty hands on.

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 09:47:20 2020 No.14984946

>>14984933
yeah and thats not to mention you can make like 5 pizzas just with that minimal purchase of ingredients and youd still have the flour and whatnot leftover. 10$ for a meal is like a once or twice a month treat in my mind, not because im poor as shit or anything but why make something as simple and regular as your daily food be more expensive than need be especially if we're talking about having the same shit for a fraction of the cost

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 10:00:37 2020 No.14984983 File: 510 KB, 761x685, 1601873659581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14979168 I guess those ever caring company's gonna invest more in Robots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 10:03:23 2020 No.14984986 >>14984983 I loved that show as a kid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 10:14:06 2020 No.14985019 >>14984510 Man could you say that again? Can't hear you very well with a boot in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 10:58:39 2020 No.14985107 >>14984933 yeah if I had a pizza oven

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 11:46:14 2020 No.14985307 >>14979144 Because you kept paying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 11:49:01 2020 No.14985317 >>14984933 >2.50 mozarella If even. 2 lbs of moz will run you like 6 or 7 bucks at Costco. They're running like 100g of cheese per pizza at most, and they get that shit in insane bulk discount.

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 16:30:43 2020 No.14986615

>>14979141
delivery fees are absolute bullshit. it just dicks us drivers out of tips. I work for a chain and I get paid something like 18 cents a mile, I would have to drive almost triple our zone to receive the full delivery fee.
the justification used is usually to "insure" drivers, yet they make their drivers get their own insurance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 18:11:08 2020 No.14987057 >>14981729 this My brothers and I used to order delivery when we were too young to drive but nowadays there's fuckall reason to order delivery for literally anything when every restaurant is within walking distance nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 18:12:28 2020 No.14987066 >>14979141 Speak for yourself, faggot. I haven't bought a pizza in about 5 or 6 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 21:14:40 2020 No.14987850 >>14987066 same, other than costco. Costco is good value and quick if I'm out the door, no delivery fee or any bullshit. Pizza is real easy to make and cheap as dirt, you just have to plan ahead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 21:39:44 2020 No.14987948 >>14987850 >planning ahead for a convenience meal

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 21:40:57 2020 No.14987953 >Amerifat problems Boo hoo

Anonymous Fri Oct 30 21:46:15 2020 No.14987975

>>14987948
you have to either plan ahead for all convenience meals or get them delivered. Even frozen foods require you to at least procure them. If you want to pay 20 dollars for a single pizza to get it delivered, be my guest. Otherwise, pizza dough will last you a week in the fridge, is freezable, and can be used for easy sides like cheesy bread or garlic knots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 21:48:59 2020 No.14987984 >>14987975 Yeah, really very stupid unless maybe you have children. I might have pizza once a month at most, and I don't know when that will be until the spur of the moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 22:18:21 2020 No.14988097 >>14987953 go kill yourself, eurofag

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 23:47:58 2020 No.14988432 >>14984706 You can get pizza and get stoned you retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 23:51:22 2020 No.14988438 >>14984827 >warren buffet eats off the dollar menu at mcdonalds like 5x a week lol what a fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 23:56:26 2020 No.14988457 >>14985019 He didn't acquiesce to it or encourage others to accept it, he merely stated that has been the precedent for moneymaking since moneymaking was a thing. Do you even disagree with him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 00:06:06 2020 No.14988486 >>14979160 it will be millenials fault just like applebees

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 00:22:23 2020 No.14988525 >>14987984 then either make it that day, the night before, or freeze the dough

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 00:29:14 2020 No.14988549 >>14979141 Is opening the pizza box and presenting it to the customer a real thing outside of TV i've never seen it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 02:31:50 2020 No.14988863 >>14979141 >delivery i always do carry out because i don't want to pay an extra $10 to get my pizza two hours later

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 04:29:01 2020 No.14989083 >>14988432 Don't drive stoned. I don't care about you, but you might kill somebody cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 04:38:46 2020 No.14989096 >>14981034 >>14981062 When I delivered for papa John's I got every penny of the $1.85 delivery fee we charged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:30:22 2020 No.14989172 >>14981584 An American Dollar is worth considerably more than a Macao Dollar or wherever the fuck you're from, sweaty.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 05:51:57 2020 No.14989217

No idea how all of these delivery apps stay in business.
>wife and I go out or order takeout on fridays as a treat
>decide to clean the house one friday so we have the rest of the weekend free
>finish late and decide to try using a food delivery app with a $5 code
>wife orders ramen
>after all fees it comes out to $45
>cancel order and just go pick it up for $10

Who the hell is ordering off of this? How can students afford to do it? Is this why zoomers are always complaining about having no money? Are they really so lazy or stupid to make they own meals and save money or even just go pick the meal up themselves?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:10:17 2020 No.14989227 >>14989217 I bet this is just bullshit and incompetence. What the fuck kind of "fees" quadriple a 10$ food order?

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:18:02 2020 No.14989236

>>14979180
They also advertise those prepped cook-at-home kits that are aimed at all the folks who never had Home-Ec or parental cooking instruction growing up. Albeit the non-mouthbreather might actually learn from them if not blindly following the instructions.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:24:35 2020 No.14989244

>>14985317
These are Canadian prices. $5 per pound is sale price (it's always on sale but brand occasionally varies).
The meme about needing a special oven or equipment is retarded. Get a regular round baking sheet and heat in 480F oven until cheese starts to brown. No broiling needed unless you are using overly wet ingredients on top of the cheese. If you want completely crisped pepperoni or bacon cook them seperately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:30:10 2020 No.14989265 >>14982004 It's rather palpable that this is drilled into our heads by the media....but replaced by wipipo instead of duh-Joos because it furthers their huwhite guilt and privilege claptrap too.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:41:53 2020 No.14989284

>>14983104
If you think it isn't the Jews.... it actually is.
It's the overwhelming amount of confirmation bias that makes the problem seem hopeless until you factor in lazy or merely unwittingly ignorant gentiles that comply with jewry and usury. Read the fine print in those contracts and other agreements that state clearly their intentions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:42:38 2020 No.14989285 File: 21 KB, 191x170, 1343462907892.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the answer is because time has a value. the round-trip commute to the pizza place is more valuable than the money to pay for the pizza to be delivered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:43:57 2020 No.14989289 >>14984490 My folks must've bilked them on that. Still got my tip.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:49:43 2020 No.14989293

>>14989284
Literally everything that could be said about rich jews could be said about rich people of any other group in the world. It's not like poor jews have control over the media or politics or anything, so what is the rational explanation for the focus on jews

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:54:06 2020 No.14989304

>>14989293
because the explicit in-group selection of jews mainly. while whites or blacks or asians or whatever may preferentially select for their in-group just out of personal principle, jews do it because their religion establishes jews as the chosen people and all gentiles as lesser.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_as_the_chosen_people

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:54:26 2020 No.14989306 >>14988549 No. It's kinda frowned on and the coof-coof is likely to encourage Not "presenting " the pizza unless the customer asks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 06:54:51 2020 No.14989308 >>14989293 their ethnoreligious tribalism and resulting nepotism is unrivaled in a time where any tribalism among other western groups is considered evil nazi tier

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:02:36 2020 No.14989319

>>14989304
the "chosen people" idea is an old religious idea. Not all Hebrews are religious (tons are atheist) and not all Jews are fundie. Besides that, that's not even an argument; find me a single ethnic group that doesn't have plenty of people who believe they are unique, supreme, etc.

>>14989308
Jews aren't a Western group, they hail from the East where nepotism is standard. Besides that, their nepotism isn't tribal, it's based on mere-exposure. Rich Jews happen to favor other rich Jews for positions because they know them better, because they've been more exposed, because they grow up in the same town and go to the same school and synagogue and their great-grandparents moved to the US at the same time. This is not an exceptional position at all, this is seen in every ethnic group in the US's history.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:08:44 2020 No.14989327 >>14989293 False. You're spewing out some shabbos cope right there dude. All these rich wipipo you see in the world are merely ceo or whatever to a shell company of a larger less wholesome levantine conglomerate if not merely a gentile-presenting.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:09:44 2020 No.14989330

>>14989319
>asked for the explanation
that's the explanation.
>According to the Israel Democracy Institute, approximately two thirds of Israeli Jews believe that Jews are the "chosen people".
the difference being that it's a religious institution, distinct from ethnic bias. it's not "mere exposure", it's doctrine, and inherent to the descendants of abraham.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:12:20 2020 No.14989334 >>14989319 Jesus jumped up Christ, that is some bowing and scraping copium.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:15:44 2020 No.14989340

>>14989327
America isn't the whole world, and even so the only evidence for white CEOs of Fortune 500 companies being shells for more powerful Jewish overlords is conspiracy. I'm sure you can cherry pick some examples, but it's not sufficient to say "it's all Jews all the way up." You also presented a self-contradicting argument: if Jews are so tribal-nepotistic, then why wouldn't they give all their good positions to Jews instead of letting gentiles collect so much cash and proxy power? It's not a thoroughly-founded argument.

>>14989330
>ask for a rational explanation
>get an irrational one
>explain why it's irrational
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>approximately two thirds of Israeli Jews believe that Jews are the "chosen people"
What portion of the world's Hebrews are Israeli Jews? Also, Israel is Israel, that's not the West. You keep shifting the goalposts instead of connecting the points in your argument.

>it's not "mere exposure", it's doctrine
So why are there so many atheist Hebrews in positions of power and wealth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:19:26 2020 No.14989350 >>14989340 why are nail salons often vietnamese? why are gas station owners often pakistani/indian?

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 07:37:54 2020 No.14989373

>>14989350
That's the point. Once a group arrives in a country, they get to work doing some job. Once they're in that field, they can introduce their family and friends and friends' family, who are people who moved to the same area at the same time and speak the same language, go to the same place of worship, same school, eat at the same restaurants, and so on.
So long as culture exists, groups with tribal characteristics will exist. White Americans used to be this way as well, until they assimilated into the country and abandoned their ethnic identity. Still, many families resort to ethic tribalism even among white Americans. My grandpa signed me for the Italian American association, for example.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:18:31 2020 No.14989450 >>14989340 >So why are there so many atheist Hebrews in positions of power and wealth? Kill yourself retarded inbred

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 08:25:35 2020 No.14989466 >>14989450 wow cool thanks

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:13:39 2020 No.14989571

>>14984803
meanwhile, I eat sandwiches for now 30 years. Dirt cheap, I have as much variety as I want and pretty fast to make.

Keeping the money I save on food for retirement savings and investing in quality furniture and appliances.

But If someone wants to spent 400 bucks/month on Golden Arches they are welcome, they should just shut up about the lack of options.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 09:49:35 2020 No.14989660 >>14981729 I only ordered it a few times because being a non-american, having pizza delivered to your house sounded interesting. Mostly i cook it myself, though.l

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:17:58 2020 No.14989835 >>14984803 Hoarding money instead of spending it is extremely bad for the economy. The hoarding of gold was a contributing factor to the fall of Rome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:24:07 2020 No.14989862 I only order delivery when I'm drunk and even then the high fees nowadays have stopped me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:35:16 2020 No.14989892 why does every news article now end in (and it's your fault), (and that's a good thing), (and why thats a bad thing!) or other shit like that?????

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 10:38:03 2020 No.14989900 >>14989892 The rhetorical tic that may be killing your family. News at 11.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:49:06 2020 No.14990117 >>14989892 Boomers are running literally every industry into the ground, and blame us and Gen Z for not putting up with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:51:23 2020 No.14990122 >>14989892 It attracts eyeballs curious to see the justification for the qualifier.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 11:52:50 2020 No.14990126

>>14979152
>2002 data from USA today
>Remaining data based upon local surveys performed by the author
Okay so absolutely ancient data combined with some cuckshed faggot living in a containment center who writes blogs for a living.
Solid fucking data.
Cause absolutely nowhere other than NYC or LA is charging $5 for delivery fees.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 12:01:31 2020 No.14990152

>>14990126
I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Canada and the last time I phoned a pizza place and asked what their delivery fee was, the bitch on the phone had the audacity to tell me that it would be $7.50, and they charge double during snow. Not snow storms, not snow coming out of the sky in general, but half the fucking year when the snow is on the ground. The pizza place is less than five minutes away from me, and I only wanted it delivered because I was stoned and responsible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 12:18:27 2020 No.14990199 >too lazy to go pizza place and take their pizza to home do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 12:19:42 2020 No.14990204 >>14990199 Americans literally have a pizza chain that specializes in selling you frozen pizzas and have no ovens on site. I don't think they're lazy, just stupid beyond belief.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 12:20:32 2020 No.14990209 >>14990199 Replace "lazy" with "drunk" or "busy looking after children," and yeah.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 12:24:11 2020 No.14990221

>>14984803
>it is fucking insane to me that these grubhubs and shit like that are being allowed to charge what theyre charging.

Nobody is forcing you to use these services, and they charge what the market will bear. If enough people stop ordering in, then prices will drop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 12:27:00 2020 No.14990235 >>14989835 >Hoarding This is the term liberals use to describe a prudent savings plan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:06:23 2020 No.14990414 >>14990204 which one

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:08:00 2020 No.14990421

>>14990414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Murphy's

The only reason they're still in business is because they're literally scamming the government. You can't use EBT cards at normal pizzeries because they're already baked. You can use them here because the pizzas technically count as groceries since they're not baked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:09:23 2020 No.14990432 >>14990421 Legally scamming SNAP is based and redpilled Once I spent my entire SNAP balance on Red Bull

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:12:17 2020 No.14990439 >>14989227 Tax+delivery+foreskin fee+minimum order size

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:27:28 2020 No.14990479 >FEEL GUILT GOYIM

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 13:32:32 2020 No.14990492

>>14984827
I stopped not just because of the ridiculous prices, but because I realized you're paying a premium for carbs + fats. Paying a premium for the cheapest, least healthy source of calories is just insane. For the cost of a pizza you can roast a chicken or grill a fat steak. I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 15:19:04 2020 No.14990858 >>14990421 God I love capitalism

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 16:48:57 2020 No.14991208 19th century capitalism: here is a fine product sir, hope you enjoy it 20th century capitalism: here is a fine product, you will be attractive if you buy it 21st century capitalism: We're entitled to your money, bigot!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 17:04:38 2020 No.14991270 >>14980024 This guy has very few friends if any at all. Thinks hes special.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 17:10:55 2020 No.14991301 >>14990235 Sorry, but you clearly don't understand conservative economic theory. Only the rich may remain rich. The poor must remain at the edge of poverty while keeping the economy lubricated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:49:29 2020 No.14991921 >>14990421 They don't sell frozen pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 19:50:58 2020 No.14991926 >>14979141 You filthy fucking racist gentile PIGS ruined pizza. Congrats.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 21:42:27 2020 No.14992327
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>>14979141

The only time I payed a delivery fee was in Buffalo, NY. Was short on cash and asked the driver if he got some of it. He said no. Tipped him about a buck.

Where I live, Detroit, I have never paid a delivery fee for pizza. I do tip the driver.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:41:55 2020 No.14992489 >>14979141 >medium pizza $5.99 >that'll be $15.99 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:43:50 2020 No.14992493 >>14979174 i work for dominos in the US and sales here have been going up at pretty crazy rates. its not just an international thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:44:55 2020 No.14992496 >>14992493 meant for >>14984463

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:50:05 2020 No.14992509 File: 90 KB, 245x245, 1527454532320.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14979141 >Paying for delivery instead of just picking it up in-store and getting an almost 50% discount just because you drive for 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 22:51:48 2020 No.14992512 >>14979141 >not picking it up yourself Your gas is cheaper than theirs.

Anonymous Sat Oct 31 23:13:20 2020 No.14992580

>>14981492
No doubt. Same applies for every other app
>uber does a 99 cent whopper deal
>service fee and required tip is based on the non-reduced price
>math works out to about 2.50 a whopper
>it's literally the same as the two for five deal with the only advantag being you don't have to leave your house to get it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 23:16:31 2020 No.14992588 jokes on you, i just get frozen red baron pizza in bulk from a warehouse. fuck delivery, i'm gonna kill the pizza business just like how millenials killed housing, napkins, and applebees.

Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:50:40 2020 No.14992927

>>14984914
paragraph would be blocks of text separated by an empty space. splitting up three sentences like you did completely pointless (especially as greentexting is a great way to signify a new point is being made)
you couldnt be any more reddit, you faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 00:58:27 2020 No.14992957 >not driving to little caesars and getting the absolutely kino classic pep

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 01:34:48 2020 No.14993147 >>14984803 Well when you put it that way I think I'd rather buy an iphone than work my ass off to send my daughter to get gangbanged at college. And I hate apple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 01:44:18 2020 No.14993074 Do all these delivery drivers for places like Uber Eats make a decent pay outside tips?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 02:43:51 2020 No.14993279 >>14979141 that's why i leave the smallest tip possible. they wont let me carry out when it's night so fuck you for making me pay 2 dollars for delivery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 03:08:41 2020 No.14993329 >>14991270 Blogging belongs on soc

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 03:36:22 2020 No.14993379 >>14980233 If someone did something to my food that I notice I'll smash their fucking face in the next time they come to me. If they do something I don't notice, who cares?

Anonymous Sun Nov 1 03:38:53 2020 No.14993383

>>14982530
Ex doordash driver here, what they did is give a guaranteed tip to make up for shitty tippers. Because of people like (you) misconstruing it as stealing tips, they got rid of that system, so now if you get a shit tip you're out of luck and most drivers make less now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 03:55:35 2020 No.14993396 just make your own pizza it's not that fucking hard

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