/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14974249]

>be me
>muslim
>never eat any pork product because of pascal's wager
am I missing anything thing ?
is pork really that good ?

[Anonymous No.14974255]

>>14974249
It is disgusting, i don’t know how people enjoy it.
>terrible aftertaste
>tastes like literal garbage
>always salty and greasy and unhealthy

[Anonymous No.14974257]

>>14974249
>muslim
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.14974262]

>>14974255
how about bacon and other processed pork product, does the taste differ from any other processed meat ?

[Anonymous No.14974264]

>>14974255
1 of these things is true

[Anonymous No.14974266]

Properly smoked bacon, good quality ham, Cumberland pork sausage, crackling roast pork; all some of the best experiences you can have. There's a lot of crappy low quality pork products around though; make sure you go to hell for something premium.

[Anonymous No.14974269]

>>14974257
rude, things aren't that bad desu
just pray 5 times a day, avoid pork and alcohol, and that's it

[Anonymous No.14974274]

>>14974249
I was on the bus in Australia yesterday, we made a Muslim woman get off because of the smell. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14974277]

>>14974249

>restricting ones diet because sky daddy

These people are Muslims too.

[Anonymous No.14974279]

>>14974269
better you than me

[Anonymous No.14974280]

>>14974249
Yes pork is amazing.
T.ex muslim

[Anonymous No.14974281]

Pork & alcohol are forbidden because they are so good. You wouldn't need to make tofu a sin, it wouldn't make sense. The fact that Jews ban it too is proof it's devilishly delicious.

[Anonymous No.14974295]

>>14974249
Yeah. Sorry, dude. Bacon, pork chops, ribs, and pork shoulders are really good. Maybe if you're in a life-or-death situation and the only food available is pork you'll get to try it.

[Anonymous No.14974297]

>>14974249
Every meat tastes disgusting. It's the spices that makes them edible.

[Anonymous No.14974299]

>>14974249
Pascal's Wager is a horrible reason for doing something.

Now go eat a forbidden bacon cheeseburger. Then some bbq pork ribs. Mmm ribs.

Everything religion tells you is bad is amazing in moderation and ironically will probably create some unhealthy mental unbalance towards it.

Good luck Muslimbro. Sincerely, former Christianbro.

[Anonymous No.14974301]

I like it, it's kind of like duck if you want an apt comparison about how fatty/flavorful it is.
>>14974281
That's retarded. Pork was getting a lot of people very sick which inspired its being banned by several religions simultaneously. Alcohol is a very strong mind-altering substance which interferes with the self-control and restrictions of any more puritanical sect and it's sensible to ban shit that would lead to your followers becoming less faithful.

[Anonymous No.14974313]

>>14974297
Horrifically bad take. A good cut of beef or fish with nothing but some salt can be wonderful. Also, even if meat "required" spices, meat paired with appropriate spices produces a unique end product that is absolutely wonderful, whereas you couldn't just slap the same spices on some yellow squash and get the same flavor or pleasure.

[Anonymous No.14974319]

>>14974299
game theorylet

[Anonymous No.14974323]

>>14974301
In Spain during the reconquest people would eat pork to showcase their Christianity; now that's a culinary piety I can get behind!

[Anonymous No.14974331]

>>14974274
post the video
surely you got gopro'd it

[Anonymous No.14974340]

>>14974249
Allah knows if you're doing things just due to pascals wager its more haram to think you can game at gods laws than to eat pork.

[Anonymous No.14974346]

>>14974249
Pan seared pork chops braised in butter are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.14974347]

>>14974301
the jews were cattle breeders and their god prohibited pork as a convenient form of protectionism

[Anonymous No.14974357]

pork is my favorite meat, but it's not good enough to worry about going to hell over.

[Anonymous No.14974363]

>>14974249
>muslim
>on le 4chan

Literal fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.14974401]

>>14974299
thanks bro, but I think I'll keep my faith for le ebin minority benefits
>>14974363
so...?

[Anonymous No.14974465]

>>14974340
Allah might, but Yahweh encourages the game.

[Anonymous No.14974480]

>>14974262
It's unique. There is a reason why there is no serious competitor to bacon. Can't you just try it and pray a couple carpets afterwards claiming you're human afterall? Maybe sunset some kuffar heebs as a penance (and my blessing).

If you try it, find a nice butcher or buy some delicacy cured stuff, not just cheap bottom shelf shit. Personally roasted pork belly with crakcling skin is pretty much heaven. Once you taste it, you'll convert for the sake of your tastebuts.

t. polak just making wild boar gulasch

[Anonymous No.14974499]

>>14974363
this nigga goes to his corner shop, eats shwarma, and then comes home and posts this
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.14974569]

>>14974249
Ashadu an la illa ha illa Ash hadu Anna Muhammada rasool Allah

White boy who converted to islam in prison ask me anything faggots.

There's nothing wrong with not eating shit pigs

[Anonymous No.14974580]

>>14974569
>White boy who converted to islam in prison ask me anything faggots.
when are you going to blow yourself up?

[Anonymous No.14974588]

>>14974249
I would say that it's better than beef in a whole lot if situations not that beef is without merit pork is just really good

[Anonymous No.14974601]

>>14974569
>converted to islam in prison
why there's so many people do that ?

[Anonymous No.14974614]

>>14974569
you enjoyed the ass rape that much
>>14974249
people tend to eat things that are tasty and there's a hell of a lot of pork dishes/foods

[Anonymous No.14974658]

>>14974580
Hopefully soon

[Anonymous No.14974673]

>>14974249
Pork is disgusting
Beef is too chewy
Chicken i can fathom if it is well done

[Anonymous No.14974675]

>>14974249
Bacon is good, ham is ok. Any other form and beef does it better. Slow cooked beef is infinitely better than slow cooked pork. Beef ribs > pork ribs. Hell, slow cooked chicken thighs are better than slow cooked pork in my opinion. Pork is shit tier meat desu

[Anonymous No.14974690]

>>14974601
>>14974614
It's a very authoritarian religion. Prison primes people to accept hardline rules like not eating specific things and the buttsex pecking order.

[Anonymous No.14974797]

>>14974601
I was in solitary confinement for a long time once and I literally was told to become Muslim from a voice I can't really remember. I had just read the Quran and once I moved down in custody levels I went to Jumah which is on Fridays. Man I was the only white dude there but from the start they accepted me an taught me Islam.

Most people become Muslim because they are just drawn to it like any other community or group that offers individuals a sense of purpose.

[Anonymous No.14974829]

Center cut pork chops are superior to beef and they're generally cheaper, too. The only downside is that piges are intelligent animals. Oh well, their fault for being tasty.

Ham is pretty good but bacon is actual trash.

[Anonymous No.14974842]

Try well done bacon inshallah, melts in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.14974857]

>>14974249

Interesting take on Pascale, you took it in the other direction.

[Anonymous No.14974902]

>>14974323
Spanish pork is damned good- particularly their many cured hams.
I don't know why Trichinosis fucked us over so badly that anybody living in close enough quarters with their animals, so urbanites who mostly fell under the abrahamic umbrella, started shitting their pants every time they ate pork.
My guess is that their omnivorous diets made them easier to feed tainted material/literal shit?

[Anonymous No.14974933]

>>14974249
>pascal's wager
then shouldn't you not eat meat at all?

[Anonymous No.14974989]

>>14974933
do you have an actual reason for this or are you just applying it to jainism as well

[Anonymous No.14975012]

>>14974249
>pascal's wager

well don't eat beef, chicken, brocollis then. hell don't even bother eating lest you offend some god.

[Anonymous No.14975034]

>>14974989
well yeah eating meat is sinful in some religions and perhaps if god or gods exists that could be something it cares about

[Anonymous No.14975055]

>>14974319
Game theory doesn't apply to Pascal's wager because there is the possibility you're worshipping the wrong God. Thanks for reminding me about the Landover Baptist Church website though.

[Anonymous No.14975058]

>>14975034
but he's a muslim not "some religions", and so his applying pascal's wager doesn't involve them.
it makes no rational sense to abstain from all meats in this context.

[Anonymous No.14975062]

>>14974249
Pascal's Wager is retarded because it only works under the assumption that you lose NOTHING but by following a religion, but have everything to gain by doing so.
However, you DO clearly lose things by doing so, your entire life is dedicated to serving a fantasy written by a pedophile warlord that has as little chance of being true as any other fairy tale.
You are limiting what you can experience during your one shot at life for literally no reason.

[Anonymous No.14975067]

>>14974249
>pascal's wager
How do you know it's Islam that you're betting against and not any of the countless other mutually incompatible religions out there which that wager applies to just as much?

[Anonymous No.14975075]

>>14975062
ibn kathair said aisha was 10 years younger then her sister when she died, her sister was 28 whens she died.
kathair also said only born muslims can achieve salvation.

[Anonymous No.14975077]

>actual replies instead of just insulting muzzies
Dead board.

[Anonymous No.14975081]

>>14974249
no those cloven hooves sure make it disgusting. why is it muslims always try and find loopholes in their bullshit, at least the christians just pretend certain rules dont exist

[Anonymous No.14975085]

yeah top quality cold cuts can be pretty based but they are not so cheap or avaible everywhere
if you go in a place where there is some traditional cold cuts give it a try

[Anonymous No.14975092]

>>14974249
Pork is decent yeah, tenderloins or chops. Bacon is meme shit literally just salty. So you aren’t missing that much, not nearly on the level of if you avoided beef or even chicken.

[Anonymous No.14975149]

>>14974277
This is a stupid troll post.

[Anonymous No.14975210]

>>14975058
i'm just taking the wager to its most logical extent. should you deny the possibility that other religions could be correct and not yours just because?

[Anonymous No.14975215]

>>14975210
why wouldn't you?
>b-because logic
you can't even apply a cost benefit correctly

[Anonymous No.14975225]

>>14974249
I like pork, and I eat a fair amount, but there's a lot of other tasty meats out there.

I'd say you're only missing out marginally, and overall, you're gaining, because you have principles. I'm not religious, but I see the value in abstaining from things on principle as an exercise in mental fortitude.

[Anonymous No.14975234]

>>14974249
These guys seem to like pork.
https://www.reddit.com/r/de/comments/jixkv3/best_breakfast_i_can_imagine/

[Anonymous No.14975235]

>>14974249
unironically yes
but don't expect cheap and shitty pork to taste like anything but cheap and shitty meat

[Anonymous No.14975253]

I understand religions and people different culture but it always annoyed me how people follow rules so dogmatically. I had a muslim friend that was barely muslim but he wouldn't eat pork. I asked him why and he said because he's not supposed to. Meanwhile he's drinking even that's not supposed to and having sex outside of marriage. Following rules arbitrarily is so dumb.
tl;dr just try it op. Theres a reason why people love bacon.