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14974032 No.14974032 [Reply] [Original]

any fellow cu/ck/olds going to sign up for season 11 of Master Chef?

>> No.14974036

>>14974032
why would anyone watch this shit?
Its like chickens with their heads chopped off, there's nothing to be learned from that shit especially with that british cunt. They're all useless.

>> No.14974041

>>14974032
With that british bitch it should be called "master bater" it's that useless. You might as well just watch commercials.

>> No.14974043

>>14974032
>>>/tv/

>> No.14974045

>>14974036
>>14974041
i learned how to butcher a fish thanks to this show, also the british guy si funny

>> No.14974046

>>14974041
I had a teacher named bater
the look in his eyes the only time I called him master bater was scary

>> No.14974064

You folk wont learn anything from that british cunt, go for the old shows from Julia Child and/or Jacques Pepin. The shows that weren't pushing social engineering were the best.

>> No.14974069

>>14974036
It's fun

>> No.14974079

>>14974069
There's nothing fun watching a british moron running around like a chicken with its head chopped off, and with commercials.

>> No.14974086

I used to watch Masterchef Australia. It was pretty good and you learned a thin or two. American version is worthless because the main focus is DRAMA

>> No.14974092

>>14974079
>watching a british moron running around like a chicken with its head chopped off
Sounds entertaining to me

>> No.14974094

>>14974092
Do brits really?

>> No.14974096

Stopped watching after I figured out it was rigged. Courtney winning Season 4 or whatever was the last straw. And its same shit and manufactured drama every year. Season 3 is the peak imo.

Also no, you have to sign your life away to be on that show. You'd have to be a financial retard to do so.

>> No.14974108

>>14974096
That's pretty lame, I couldn't even through the first three episodes of the first sesason of that stupid zombie bullshit, after a couple episodes I saw where it was going and that was nowhere. It was pointless with no end it still goes on, apparently it's so cheap and easy that it's still there. It's pathetic and cheap. I'm good at detecting bullshit.

>> No.14975432

>>14974032

Nobody here would even make it past the first audition round.

>> No.14975565

>>14974096
>Stopped watching after I figured out it was rigged.
evidence?

>> No.14975577

>>14974096
>after I figured out it was rigged.
If you could only see just how rigged our world is. Television programming is just a small fraction.

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14975828

>>14975565
>>14975577
"Portions not pertaining to the outcomes of this program" basically mean none of it matters and they just pick whoever they want to win

>> No.14975833

>>14975828
I already knew these things were staged and rigged, but thanks for providing evidence.

>> No.14975859

>>14974096
All tv is rigged fucktard

>> No.14976014

>>14975828
That's not what that means at all, tard. It means that it's being cut out of order to make shit more dramatic.

>> No.14976038

>>14974064
>Julia child
>not pushing social engineering
Anon, I am not sure how to tell you this, but you need to stop being such a fucking ignorant sheep and wise up asap.

>> No.14976050

>>14976014
So entire sequences of the show are recreated and acted and the winners are actually chosen by the producers who didn't even taste the food but it's completely legit

>> No.14976061
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14976061

>pronounces everything remotely latin like a spic

>> No.14976072

>>14976038
Pls explain

>> No.14976078

>>14975565
>>14975828
This.

Luca was Joe's boy. You could tell there was favoritism. He was also talented but yeah.

Courtney sucked Joe's dick. Literally.

>> No.14976090

>>14976050
>and the winners are actually chosen by the producers who didn't even taste the food but it's completely legit
Sounds like the average company picks an employee.

>> No.14976097

>>14976072
This isn't a good topic for a 4chan thread but I assure you that just reading her wiki article and doing a few minutes of googling should make things pretty clear.

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14976141

what the fuck was his problem?

>> No.14976201

>>14976141
He developed schizophrenia, man

>> No.14976204

>>14976141
Not cool anon. :(

>>14976097
Not sure why you're being coy on a forum with a bunch of racist shitposting but I'm guessing you mean the feminism.