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>get a date
>decide to take her to a medieval themed buffet
>get there
>grab a plate
>get the utensils
>the knives were shaped like little swords
>add a bunch of shrimp
>add mashed potatoes
>get a granola bar
>grab a cup of milk to wash it down
>go to the check-out and pay for the meal
>look around
>my date was gone
>she had vanished
what did I do wrong?

>> No.14973508

Dating sucks.

>> No.14973509

>>14973502
She was probably kidnapped by a black knight. You gotta go bust down some doors and check all the local towers

>> No.14973513

she realized she was dating a tripfag and killed herself out of embarrassment

>> No.14973520

>>14973502
You know how this thread will go, the same as last time, people will pay you out for drinking milk among other things. So why did you post the exact same thread again, faggot? How autistic are you?

>> No.14973523

Wemans don't like little swords and buffets they like romance and dancing.
Holy shit you stupid mother fucker I fuckin swear

>> No.14973571

>>14973502
How old are you that the women you date give a fuck about how nice the restaurant you go to is? Millennials and Gen Z don't care about that kind of thing at all, it's not the 50's. People don't act like this pasta anymore, so this fake situation you keep spamming isn't just retarded because it's a forced pasta, but also because it makes you look like your understanding of the world is built on old sitcoms.
Even a prissy rich bitch under 30 these days would find medieval times ironically funny, and she wouldn't have agreed to go out with a guy in the first place if she hadn't already decided firmly enough that running out wasn't an option. Dating isn't something you do with strangers anymore

>> No.14974106

>>14973502
That wench could not vanish lest she were a which

>> No.14974134

>>14973513
this

>> No.14974143

Imagine getting all that carby crap at a buffet. You've paid for the food, eat only dead animals. They're better value, more masculine, & more mediaeval.

>> No.14974239

>>14973520
Seethe harder, little edgy soyboy.

>> No.14974549

>>14974239
>hey loser, stop shitting up this board with your gay pathetic incel threads
>hurr durr you mad buzzword buzzword

>> No.14974563

>>14973571
i could see a normie chick getting weirded out by the autistic unromantic settting. his story is still very much gay and fake

>> No.14974602

>>14974549
>>hurr durr you mad buzzword buzzword
>buzzword
>>hey loser, stop shitting up this board with your gay pathetic incel threads
>use buzzwords
Cope a little bit harder please, ESL retard.

>> No.14974615

your first mistake was using a tripcode

>> No.14974627

>>14974602
Low effort trolling, dude. 0/10 not entertaining in the slightest. You're just embarrassing, frankly.

>> No.14974670

>>14973502
buffets are for cheapskates, she ditched because she thought you were a poorfag

>> No.14974737

>>14974563
You don't think she would have said something long before they ended up actually going to medieval times? Women don't go on dates to unknown places these days, they Google things.

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14974805

You dodged a bullet.
Chicks who insist on being taken to a fancy restaurant are boring whores. Do literally anything else with your dates.
I recently took a girl down to the beach in the morning. We packed a little picnic basket with some rolls with butter and cheese and a thermos with coffee. Couple folding chairs.
Sat on the beach and had breakfast and watched the sun come up. It was cozy and it's not about being cheap; it's about doing something that's fun.

>> No.14974820

>>14974627
You are very much gay and fake, little edgy boy. Stop embarrassing yourself, and stop shitting up this board with your gay pathetic incel threads.

>> No.14974856

>>14973523
>they like romance and dancing.
Which decade are posting from, man?

>> No.14974896

>>14974856
go swing dancing on your next date and she will probably let you fuck her in the ass

>> No.14974924

this thread again.

>> No.14974966

>>14973502
>what did I do wrong?
You posted this thread multiple times.

>> No.14974972

>>14973502
>medieval themed buffet
>potatoes

>> No.14974981
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14974981

HAHAHAH, OP POSTED IT AGAIN HAHAHAHA, THIS IS AWESOME GOING STRAIGHT TO REDDIT
#EPICBOARDCULTURE, AMIRITE GUIS?

>> No.14974984

>>14974981
>>14974966
>>14974924
You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>> No.14974987

>>14973502
This story has been posted already

>> No.14975084

>>14974737
lmao no. If you tell a girl you know a place that is good and bring them there, they will most likely trust you.

>> No.14975100

>>14974106
This yeomen is onto something

>> No.14975101

It's obvious fake but to solve the riddle as to why this hypothetical girl would leave would be an adult drinking milk with a meal and getting a granola bar for lunch/dinner are 2 obvious red flags of at least a manchild and most likely a personality disorder.

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14975135

>>14974896
Hmm, I can't say for sure that you're not right.
Maybe I will try that. Although possibly with a different form of dance depending on what's there.

>>14974981
Nobody cares, man. We're having fun in here talking about dates. You're the only one who gives a shit about OP.

>> No.14975165

>>14975135
>Nobody cares, man. We're having fun in here talking about dates. You're the only one who gives a shit about OP.
>try hard larping as having fun on 4channel
Here's a protip: no one in this thread cares about OP.

>> No.14975169

>>14973513
tpbp

>> No.14975217

>>14974805
disgusting people

>> No.14975223

What kind of a medieval-themed buffet serves potatoes? They didn't reach Europe until the late 16th century. That's as bad as serving turkey.

(Granola bars are just pure bait.)

>> No.14975311

>>14973502
Shit thread

>> No.14976024

>>14975223
renaissance fairs serve turkey legs

>> No.14976635

>>14974981
dilate

>> No.14977036
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>>14973502
>be girl
>meet guy
>arrange date at medieval buffet
>get there
>knives made to look like swords
>forks have too many tines
>spoons aren’t even wood
>date grabs plate instead of trencher
>Gets historically inaccurate foods of fried shrimp and mashed potatoes, as well as a granola bar
>the-lady-bails.jpg

>> No.14978151

>>14973502
nice pasta

>> No.14978211

>>14973502
This is a shitty pasta

>> No.14978226

>>14974805
I'm so lonely

>> No.14978229

>>14974805
>butter and cheese rolls
you're not getting a second date

>> No.14978325

>>14976024
I bought some turkey legs on sale in Lidl a short while ago and roasted one in the oven.
It kinda sucked horribly. I feel like it has a shitload more bones and cartilage than legs from other birds I eat.
Did I just cook it wrong or what?

>> No.14978722

>>14974805
These people are animals and I hope we nuke them. The worst thing about this is most of that food, they won't eat. It will sit on the table as some retarded status thing uneaten

>> No.14978727

>>14974805
The restaurant provides a safe environment while you get to know one another. Your proposal sounds rapey.

>> No.14978803

>>14974972
Based Red Panda Poster

>> No.14978987

>>14978722
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>> No.14979034

>Buffet has a checkout before eating
Is this because of niggers? Every buffet I've ever seen you get table, order drinks if you want and immediately go fill plate; repeat until done, pay after meal at the table like any other restaurant.

>> No.14979059

>>14979034
Every buffet you've ever seen has a stupid and inefficient system. You must only circulate in retarded places.

>> No.14980741

>>14975223
I know op is forced pasta, but im pretty sure Medieval Times or whatever the place is called does in fact serve potatoes, I remember a friend getting grumpy that all he was served was some chicken veg and potatoes and not something more exciting. Not sure what he expected for a tourist trap dinner show meal.

>> No.14980749

>>14978325
Usually renn faire turkey legs are anachronistically slathered in barbecue sauce from what I've seen. A plain grilled turkey leg would probably be pretty unappealing, I'd imagine

>> No.14980756

>>14973502
Look mom I posted the pasta again, a fine fast food thread died for this

>> No.14980766

>>14973509
>kidnapped
You mean voluntarily left with.

>> No.14980800

>>14973502
>going to a buffet for a date
>going to a buffet at all
>potatoes
dafuq?! Potatoes weren't a thing in Europe until the colombian exchange of the 16th century

>> No.14980825

>>14974143
>Masculinity somehow depends on what you eat
do rightists really?

>> No.14980868

>>14973502
I don't blame her. Buffets are grody and full of old and poor people. I'd rather have a date eating Taco Bell in some dude's car than go to a fucking buffet.

>> No.14981529

>>14973502
she wants someone less fun than you are