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The McGriddle is possibly the most genius breakfast item in existence. Fuck your gay, dry croissants. The McGriddle has 2 perfect pancake patties, adorned with those beautiful syrup spots that burst with flavor and perfectly compliment that breakfast sausage, while the egg adds a little extra texture and chew. Finally, the slice of American Cheese gives it that wonderful zing that makes the whole thing stand out, but not overpower the other flavors. It's soft, it's substantial, and paired with hash browns and a cup of coffee, you're good til lunch. Every single ingredient is in perfect harmony. This isn't copypasta or bait, unironically this is probably the best breakfast Item I've ever had.

>> No.14973090

>>14973087
yeah it's GOAT. pair it with a hash brown, cup of coffee, and a glass of OJ and you're set.

>> No.14973097

I wish I didn't like it as much as I did. I haven't had one in over a year but I think about it like every day when I drive to work.

>> No.14973116

I like them but I don't really go outside too often and I don't really want to go into a mcdonalds. I would maybe have it sometimes if I had a commute but I don't just stay at home and fail to get anything done thats me

>> No.14973134

>>14973087
the best

>> No.14973137

>>14973087
only problem is the size, takes like 3 for me to feel satiated

>> No.14973158

I love the McGriddle, only ever have it rarely but it's so good.

>> No.14973165

>>14973137
lardass

>> No.14973212

>>14973165
Manlet

>> No.14973229

>>14973165
>>14973212
>>14973137
i feel good enough with 1 and hashbrowns but i could definitely eat like 5 of them and not feel bad about it

>> No.14973233

>>14973087
It's good, damn good. If they made a Big Breakfast plater and replaced the pancakes with like 4 mcgriddle buns I'd honestly just order that.

>> No.14973238

>>14973087
it's actually called the "McGriddles", not the "McGriddle".

>> No.14973802

>>14973087
Pro-tip: Replace egg with the round, real egg. Makes it 1000x better

>> No.14974573

>>14973802
wouldnt that make it crumbly?

>> No.14974671

>>14973087
Are McGriddle buns baked or griddled?
I want to make my own so I stop uber eats'ing them ever fucking morning for $7

>> No.14974679

>>14974671
you. fat. fuck.

>> No.14974687

>>14974679
A few days ago, I had my first McGriddle. While I usually try to avoid McDonald's meat products - that's the benevolent influence of my wife, who rightly insists on eating humanely raised animal products - I was stuck in an airport and couldn't bear the idea of another yogurt parfait. The "standard" McGriddle consists of bacon, a brick of bright yellow egg and neon orange American cheese served between two small pancakes that have been injected with maple syrup (or some sort of maple simulacrum) so that they taste extremely sweet and yet aren't sticky to hold. The top of the griddle pancake is embossed with the McDonald's logo.
Needless to say, the McGriddle is eerily delicious. If the human tongue has a secret password, then this sweet, salty and fatty breakfast sandwich is the code.

>> No.14974804

>>14973087
>shitty processed saturated fat and sugar
>genius
>the earth revolves around the sun
meh

>> No.14974830

its a....pancake sausage muffin?
that sounds horrible

>> No.14974935

>>14973087
the only thing I eat at Mcdicks. love this thing

>> No.14974936

>>14973097
Lmao, I hate the weird film they coat your mouth with. It's similar to the feeling of tallow but more plasticy. For me it's 3 mcdonalds breakfast burritos and a large black iced coffee (specify NO CREAM NO LIQUID SUGAR or the piggus will misunderstand)

>> No.14974962

>>14973087
McGriddles are based, they are like scientifically designed to kill hangovers.

>> No.14974990

I’m not actually very fond of combining sweet and savory breakfast

>> No.14974993

>>14974990
Do you want to die?

>> No.14975004

>>14974962
This. I don't know why it works but if you hydrate thoroughly during your drinking session and then somehow still have a hangover the next morning probably because God is angry at you for something, what you need is a sausage McGriddle and a large can of light beer.

>> No.14975018

>>14975004
For me it's drinking a gallon of water and saunaing for 40 minutes to sweat out the evil. Fuck china. The saunas are still closed everywhere.

>> No.14975334

>>14973087
It tastes like shit.

>> No.14975352

>>14973087
McFuckoff with McDonald shit

>> No.14975359

>>14974687
The maple is actually maple crystals that melt when heated.

>> No.14975364

>>14975359
Yeah I saw that video too

>> No.14975370

>>14973087
These are the worst thing on McD's menu. They are for kids and sugar babbys. Just get a sausage biscuit with egg or any other sandwich there for that matter.

>> No.14975557

>>14975018
i used to just turn my bathroom into a sauna with my way too hot shower when i was particularly hung over

>> No.14975663

>>14974671
>I want to make my own so I stop uber eats'ing them ever fucking morning for $7

omfg, just make pancakes and sausages. I've been eating my pancakes in "McGriddle" format ever since I was a small child. Slice up your pancakes into squares. Cut up a sausage. Grab your fork. Stab pancake slice, stab sausage piece, stab another pancake slice. Dip in syrup. Boom, McGriddle.

>> No.14976016

>>14973087
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise
Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat
We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal shitty meat
Ronald had a dream when he was sucking his mom's titty
He wanted to palm cities rockin’ his fall hoodie
In this heat? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
He don't need another guardian to hold the fucking place down
Ronald, I never got to say thank you
If you caught me at a KFC I never meant to hurt you
I tore down a thousand Burger Kings for talking shit
Have ‘em lost for words on some Stephen Hawking shit
This cancer's got these little kids biting lips
If burgers kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
I’ll fucking die for you, Ronald, I hope you understand
Avoid beef and im taking your ass to Pakistan
See if Ronald McDonald would have to run a bottle shop
Ronald would unload a couple shots on these fucking cops
See McDonalds is the finest china quality
That make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding Socrates is
Less postmodern than Ronald, cause in a thousand years
You and I'll be gone but the patties keep flipping
The chicken is still delicious the living expense is limitless
So why the fuck you eating salad, bitch?
See back in ‘48 was when I heard of this magic place
When the atom bomb crushed a small country in it's natural state
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
And reeled in any American chains with exceptional taste, but...

[Outro]
They don't understand (They don't understand, yo)
Little did I know
Oo-ooh

>> No.14976030

>>14973087
>mixing sweet and savoury

fuck you americans and fuck your shitty tastebuds
its fucking gross and i hope you choke on it

>> No.14976065
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14976065

>>14973158
Eat slower. Savour the bite.
When you go back for the next bite, set it down and talk to your partner, or just take in the scenery before you go back in.
Eating is an experience.

>> No.14976104

>>14973087
keep wasting your time making these threads, burger clown. you'll never dip your greasy fingers in my wallet.

>> No.14976121
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14976121

>>14973802
I kind of like the texture of their scrambled eggs. They're real eggs anyway, though it has a bit of citric acid as a preservative.

>> No.14976262

>>14974993
No, I just don't want syrup on meat

>> No.14976288

>>14973087
It's ight.

>> No.14976373

>>14976121
i actually really like their eggs for some reason. they're kind of spongy and tasteless, but that's what i like about them for some reason. real eggs have this weird taste to them. mcdonalds eggs are light and rubbery. how do i replicate this?

>> No.14976390

>>14976373
I think they basically steam them. Scrambled eggs can develop slightly sulfury flavors when cooked too long over higher heat. I've started just putting scrambled eggs in a pan over low heat with a lid on until they're done and it comes out kind of similar.

>> No.14976461

>>14973087
How do they get the syrup on with out making your hands sticky?

>> No.14976547

I like the bacon one more not because the bacon is particularly good, but I find the sausage to be really bad

>> No.14976565

>>14976461
It's baked into the buns

>> No.14976605

>>14976065
fuck that shit nigga I'm tryna EAT

>> No.14976719

One of my favourites. I like to put my hashbrown on the mcgriddle and wash it all down with a large orenthal (what I call orange juice)

>> No.14976870

I'm not really a fan of their sweetness; would much rather have a sausage egg mcmuffin.

>> No.14976886

>>14974936
Is this bait

>> No.14976904

>>14976719
I too put a hashbrown on the mcgriddle, absolutely divine.