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>>14966236>capitalising off a global pandemicGod Bless America
>>14966248Can I get a qrd?
>>149662432 fucking doll hairs for that?! Fuuuu
>>14966359Cute crazy cat lady
>>14966248we got niggas sellin bootleg glizzys god mf damn
>>14966289the cook need to be on my 600-lb Life
>>14966756What. The. Fuck.
>>14966239How much of a fat fuck do you have to be to want to make smores even sweeter?
>>14966248>oi m8, got a loicense for that street food?
>webm thread reared its ugly head once again
anyone have that webm of the crazy fucking sandwich that ends with fries and cheese getting mashed up into an unholy abomination
>>14966236>Come home after buying groceries.>My dog jumps on me and bites my nose off because it has been cured under the mask.Thanks
>>14966278What do you think gives it that extra 'oof' to the flavor: the shit-stained hands or the newspaper wrapping?
>>14966824>First secondsYeah. Nothing gets the steppenigga hungrier than raping his cattle.
>>14966756Do they run to McDonald's everytime someone orders this?
>>14967896Yes. Fortunately it has yet to happen.
>>14966236Masks give me pimples. Fuck masks.
>>14967943I already have pimples, so I like being able to cover them with a mask.
>>14966359That cat capsule cracks me up.
>>14966254Pastry bag on a fucking white bread sandwich? Trash.
>>14966359You just know they drugged that poor cat
>>14966904leave this board
>>14968478>>14968644>When you think she's going into the place to have her cat cooked with some rice, but they both get a pizza instead.Expectation subverted, I guess.
>>14968688do americ... :(
>>14966482More than that.Calling it the black label and then adding the breathable underline is a clear reference to the riots aswell.
>>14967131Well that is true.You can't just set up shop and sell food to people.There are health and saftey regulations aswell as hygiene criteria you need to comply with.
>>14966469What avenues of escape does the gentlemen have?
>>14966236why do you keep starting these shit threads? they just end up being filled with jack trash.
>>14966248>>14966765Hard hard would it really be to properly establish a small business of people that aren't crack addicts selling hot dogs?
>>14967134is this a deepfake?
>>14966243gross liver-spotted hand
>>14968666>A plant-like creature with brain-like functions that works in ways still unknown to man, portraying a degree of free will>An entity that has already managed to turn some ants into zombies>An ingredient that is incapable of being overcooked, so it's always fresh enough to fuck you up>Letting this shit into your bodyYou're already a zombie, anon.
>>14969211Why did you post a cheque
>>14968894Jesus christ, this looks like putting cleber on kitchen tiles, not serving food.
>>14966359this editing style is so fucked up. i feel nauseous
>>14966267why is out grand and supreme leader in that webm?
>>14971319The leaf do absolutely nothing.
>>14966243bro just get a $1 mcchicken and put it in your luggage. ask for no mayo and it will legit last your whole trip.
>>14971269I've made this. I'm convinced that if the cut of your ribs is good quality, you have to purposefully try to fuck it up for it not to taste good.Anyway, I enjoyed this, minus the sandwich part.
>>14969173its cheaper that way. some nonce has all these carts in a truck and as night falls a bunch of addicts grab a cart, propane tank, and sausages, and stroll around the crowded night life areas. watch the full thing, real interesting.
>>14971504I'd add bits of ham and finer chops the veggies but that sounds pretty good.
>>14971319Did nobody else catch the chromakey error at the end? They literally green screened in a picture from some design magazine.
>>14971563When, Where, What The fuck...?
>>1497160152 seconds, the background image keys through the lettering on the person's sweatshirt.
>>14971640Oh no, shit that's the draw cord for his hood. It looked like a keying error.I'm kinda drunk.
>>14971028the most based webm in existence
>>14968644Probrably not, these kind of animals used for comercials are pretty much bred to be cute and docile and raised since they are born to be calm around people, cameras, lights and crowds.
>>14966359what's with asians and their overly affected "artistic" bullshit? it's tasteless and reeks of overcompensation.
>>14966289>shallots>is literally green onionWhat did they mean by this?
>>14971651>I'm kinda drunk.No, you are very drunk.Do keep drinking.
>>14966239the third one looked ok. the rest gave me die-uh-beetus just by watching them.
>>14972007I don't get it.
>>14971028WTF?!?!?!is this real?
>>14970931Ja/ck/ side channeled his banking info on his tech time vid
>>14971249for some reason I have this memory of my grandma taking me to a Wendy's, it was after I had a doctor appointment for something, during early fall and I had a baked potato with broccoli. its such an inconsequential memory, but it stuck with me
>>14972089i've literally never seen someone put milk on rice. if this is actually a thing i wouldn't mind if someone shared where they do this so i can avoid it
>>14966239I'd eat everyone of these except the 3rd
>>14972263That's a check for Jack's company? What the fuck is wrong with him
>>14969999>boiling shrimps>melted butter on untoasted rolls>potato ship>crunchyis that a 5 minute craft video?also, digits
>>14970897what the fuck is wrong with vegans? is this even not toxic?
>>14970897I'm gonna fucking puke.
>>14969999Had me up until the potato chips. I'd go old bay seasoned panko. Also DIGITS!
>>14966260unsurprisingly similar to mongolian
>>14966260where and when the fuck did tibetan guy become a thing here? i mean, i kinda like em but its a mystery to me
>>14972469noone does, it's just a strawman so japanese people can laugh at stupid foreigner
>>14966236I hope that whatever chemicals they throw in that shit to make it smell like that give the wearer cancer
>>14966248>taking his honest work awayWhat an absolute asshole. I’d just sell drugs if I was him, fuck the state.
>>14972469>>14972974>noone doesmy family unironically did. boil the rice, throw it in a bowl, pour warm milk over it, throw in some sugar, stir then eat them like them with a spoon as if it were cereal.
>>14971516>watch the full thing, real interesting.Got a link?
>>14972974what are you talking about rice pudding is super common
>>14972469>i've literally never seen someone put milk on rice.rice porridge. had it in Winland more than once.
>>14972469in my cuntry rice porridge with milk and sugar is very common. really good with some cinnamon.
>>14973807huh, never realized that's all that was in rice pudding, I love the stuff
>German logo right in the fucking webm
I hate autists
>>14972997>>14967131food is heavily regulated in every civilized country, go to India if you wanna poison people
>>14971879Got it confused with scallions.
>>14974351People get paid for making those shitty 'recipes'?
>>14974638I hope not, but ad revenue is a thing and clickbait being a job for some sad fucks isnt surprising.
>>14972088The peanut butter cup one has objectively less chocolate than a normal smore.
>>14968638Pretty sure he's piping mayo.
>>14975635>no girl will look at you like Kay is looking at Lee whenever he's doing a taste test
has anyone else watched this? just skimmed through it but the fucker has part 2 paywalled
>>14966359why is that dude dancing in the background? does the grocery store music really bang so much?
>>14966515seeing all those normie women take their clothes off makes my dick hard, but what is it supposed to mean? do they want to have sex with the jack in the box? if so then why did the baby take the clothes off?
>>14969293garlic buns on hamburger isn't that bad of an idea, i'd probably replace the butter with olive oil and garlic powder with fresh garlic though. also the salt should go inside the patty, not on the surface.
>>14972469>he never had Milchreisfucking amerikeks
>>14967725i think it is the three week old gutter oil
>>14975898Wasn't that mostly a Chinese thing?
>>14970773>mamma t would kill me if i used canned peacheswhy are niggers okay with child abuse?
>>14966359>Dodo pizzaIs it going extinct?
>>14970897the mozzarella thing might just about work since it's a mild cheese, but the brie was was a pure abomination and i bet it was made by an american.
>>14971248that's roasted veggies, not sheetpan fries.
>>14966780I mean, other than a relatively large amount of sweetened soy sauce, it doesn't look too terrible. At least the cook is using a moderate amount of oil.
>>14969588And you must be one of the manchild posting in all those threads about shitty fast food and sugary drinks. Grow the fuck up.
>>14973952is that playdough
>>14966715Where do the crusts go?
>>14966469By what means shall his egress be actualized?
>>14971565Huh, hotdog carts are surprisingly expensive.Are they even viable anymore as a side gig due to food trucks taking over?
>>14972088>>14972530the duality of anon
>>14966469YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG
>>14971879in some SEA languages, shallots mean green onions, its easy to get confused
>>14966469there is no eggscape
>>14967896>implying anyone orders this
>>14976735i was hoping the monkfish would win
Hey any of you guys have that webm of some British guy making hard boiled egg curry In a jungle in Thailand or something
>>14976735What a retarded bitch
>>14966836what is that powder he puts on top? its too much to be salt
>>14971653how to puke 101
>>14971534> Wearing jewellery while preparing foodwhat won’t women ruin
>>14976782that is the worst bowl of ramen I've ever seen
>>14969588>A plant-like creature with brain-like functions that works in ways still unknown to man, portraying a degree of free willIt is in no way "plant-like", it is a fungus and exists/behaves exactly as a fungus should.>>14969588>An entity that has already managed to turn some ants into zombiesA single fucking species evolved to that particular niche, big deal, ants have the neurological/functional complexity level of a simple machine, it is not hard to make it do a specific simple action such as climbing on top of a grass blade.>>14969588>An ingredient that is incapable of being overcooked, so it's always fresh enough to fuck you upThat is hardly true, overcooked mushrooms become quite soggy, nearly melted. They can be burned too if you are roasting it.>>14969588>Letting this shit into your bodyYou suck old men penises, swallow their cum and lick their assholes clean when ordered, and yet you are scared of eating a portobello or shiitake mushroom? You are the literal definition of a faggot, and in the very worst sense of the word.
>>14972469It is a common dessert in europe and some parts of latam, it is rice with milk, cinnamon and some people also add some sweetener like caramel
>>14966893Not much since I want to try it
>>14973818>>14973899rice porridge =/= milk with rice poured over
>>14970897You can always tell something's vegan because the money shots of them lifting something always look fucking disgusting
>>14968688>dollar store meatI just got flashbacks from that $1 """steak""".Gah.
>>14976761>You: owns a fence>Me: Jumps a fence
>>14977290>gyro meat not freshly sliced off the tornadongmi
>>14966243this is the same burger you get on an amtrak for $9
>>14966243was this filmed by a water corpse?
>>14968962He leaves when there are no more eggs. He is the king of the egg fort after all.
>>14966260I've always wondered how they import stuff like lemons and potatoes to remote places like Tibet. Isn't it really isolated and elevated. I imagine it's pricy to buy. This guy must be considered rich there.
>>14966254We give Americans crap for their abominations but the Japs pull shit like this ALL the time.
>>14966359Jesus christ, this video couldn't get more Asian if the actors started building traintracks
>>14977268looks positively disgusting. great.
>>14975814is this who i think it is
>>14970897all this fucking work. jesus, and for what? foul tasting cheese? i would pity vegans intensely if they didnt literally do it to themselves
>>14966239BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREEEEEEAM
>>14966359more like doodoo pizza
>>14976777what a faggy way to prepare michelad->tipsyah, of course
>>14977268why do they always use shitty dry chicken and then fill it with cheese and cream?
>>14977701cute competition eater!
>>14966254is that glue?
>>14976782>Drunk foods>IranU wot
>>14976782>how to fail at everythingfixed
>>14976735who watches this shit
>>14976747>a single rib per personwhat a rip off
>>14966469How does know what delicious egg to pick?
>>14978525I;m thinking about thos beans
>>14975635I genuinely think she has some mental illness. It's like she's not all there
>>14966469I mean aside from the memes, why does he buy so many eggs? Will he get through all of those?Also why is the guy in front of the camera just eating raw eggs?
>>14978525I'm sure this would be fine if it was like, £2 but it's london so it's almost certainly at least £10
>>14971615it's just the drawstring on the hoodie
>>14979389>each pot costs £3
>>14979461Eh, alright then. I closed it in disgust after I saw them stick scrambled eggs in there
>>14966248What is he doing wrong? Selling street food is illegal? Does he need a LOICENSE?Look I don't know what he did to that food nor where he got it from but not sure why a license makes that better.
>>14966756Before the big mac gets rolled up it looks like vomit
>>14966254nips should stick to fish on rice
>>14975867Milchreis (rice pudding) isn't rice with milk poured over
>>14976773p sure its breadcrumbs my good anon
>>14976761i dont understand
>>14977754>>14979907Pretty sure it's chinese
>>14979961It's an obsessed spic trying to feel good about themselves by acting like mexican food is something the entire world hasn't already improved upon.
>>14979984is that just how turkey patties look? not appetizing at all
>>14980110Beef patties suffer from the same off-putting color when they're too thick, turkey just shows it more because it's a paler meat. Thin patties are better (and frankly, I'm iffy about the turkey with cheese anyway).
>>14966359>police K8 harnessimpersonating an officer of the law is a crime. Lock them up lads
>>14966289>shrimp pasteThat was sambal oelek
>>14976782>that ramen>that everythingThis must be satire. No way they made these dishes and thought "yeah, this looks right"
>>14976069It's a figure of speech you sperg.
>>14970773This would be a lot better with the dough on top
>>14980808Waste of a delicious looking steak
>>14980132That beef is not carne asade, no marinade, should've just called mexican steak salad
>>14980808>when cooked over open flame for a short time>a short timenigger, that cow is barely unconscious
>>14977201Badlands Chugs your mums pussy.
>>14981036He can chug anything.
>>14979961a person 25% mexican trying to be mexibased
>>14981042Is .. is he chugging tomato sauce? Badlands? More like madlands chugs
>>14981118It's Tostito's Salsa.
>>14981129I think that's even worse, I love that fat nigga is always fun to watch
>>14979950but it is still rice with milk.
>>14979874Food is heavily regulated so people don't get sick and introduce new diseases into the mix from their uncooked food and raw meats exposed to the open left to sit for hours. It's why food stalls require a permit in the States to even sell anything like pork skin or hot dogs. If someone gets sick it's a a drain on the medical system, on the insurance system, and it risks pathogens arising.Street food is fine if it's licensed, but if it's unregulated akin to China or India then you have a high risk of fake meat, unhealthy additives, people trying to cheat the customer to keep more product longer (Like potatoes in bread if you want an old time example), and you are not guaranteed any of the food is free of disease nor fresh since they're not forced to source it from anywhere reputable.
>>14981247At least is baked, for a second I thought they were to deep fried it
>>14981275And giving the government money means they won't do those things?
>>14981281Giving the government money means the government is going to allow you to vendor unhindered based on your personal promise that your food is up to the standards of the country you are in and safe to consume. Then they'll be on your ass randomly and making sure you adhere to standards or you get fined and/or your license taken away.
>>14981300So the government isn't able to investigate carts unless they pay for a license? Why can't the government enforce these things without me paying them to do it?
>>14981304Would it be okay if the licences would be free of charge?
>>14981313It would be better, though still unnecessary.
>>14981304>So the government isn't able to investigate carts unless they pay for a license?They do investigate the carts without you paying, hence that guy having his inventory destroyed. You paying means you are allowed to sell food to the general public legally and you will pay taxes on your income on top of getting tax cuts based on your business. You become a self-owned business legally when you are paying that money. Prior to that you are an off-the-books potential risk to the general public's health.You not paying is a general liability because the government can't pinpoint where you are sourcing your food, if you end up bringing an epidemic on the neighborhood, city, or country they would have a much harder time following back on your food sources, you are much more likely to "Stay clean" because your money is on the line so you won't cut corners especially if you get random inspections to wherever you haul your food cart to, and so on.If you argument is that anyone should be allowed to start up a food cart without having to deal with regulations then I present you the counter offer that people don't want to get botulism because you didn't have regulators on your ass.
>>14981318So you can't see even one potential benefit for requiring licenses? They would be 100%, totally redundant in your mind, right?
>>14977697Citrus fruit are native to the Himalayas so I assume they still grow plenty there.
>>14966715Why do so many nip sandwhiches not have crust?
>>14981360Because crust isn't as tasty. There's a reason why people use the end pieces of sliced bread for throwaway recipes or breadcrumbs and scoop out the insides of french bread to use as a portable container for something else.
>>14970897>nutritional yeastnot vegan.
>>14981360because asians produce less saliva, and a hard dry crust is difficult for them to chew
>>14979972It's Chink TikTok but it's a nip account
>>14966359The dancing at the end never fails to crack me up
>>14981484>mashablegod what a gay name.
>>14973607sounds like congee
>>14967131It's shithole people from shithole countries with shithole hygiene selling shithole food. I don't know how they get anyone to buy that shit, you can tell from just the video how dirty and nasty it is.
>>14973944God I hate fat American women
>>14981243nothing better than a non fried corn tortilla.
>>14966236just what in the fuck business degree idiots have gone too far this time
>>14981484>it also knows when you pick it up, turning the sprayer on or off automaticallyfucking why? what's wrong with a button???
>>14979981Went all that way to make that bullshit and didn't even flour the cutlet before dipping it in the egg.
>>14977268Why the fuck is her skin green?
>>14982864She's a monster.
>>14982895I see that now, apologies for my retardation.
>>14982657it's a perfect example of the braindead stuff you get when every moron is trying to "innovate" simple things in order to sell you a gimmick