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Whoever suggested this place, fuck you
>Meat was bland and tasteless, not even a hint of salt or any type of seasoning
>tiny amount of cheese, and its at the bottom on the bread, so you have huge swathes of just meat, then bam, when you eat the bottom you have a cheesemouth
>bread was rubbery
The only good thing was that it was large enough to fill me up after only having coffee for 16 hours
In conclusion, fuck REAL philly cheese steak, just keep trying until you get one you like.

>> No.14963472

Cool blog how do I unsubscribe

>> No.14964862

>>14963472
chew up some rat poison and ring your neighbors doorbell

>> No.14964940

>>14963432
>he didn't go to jim's

>> No.14964955

>>14963432
you probably didn't order it right
also they didn't like the cut of your jibb
so they made sure you wouldn't be back

>> No.14965042

>>14964862
Why would the neihgbor be necessary?

>> No.14965060

>>14963432
i live 35 minutes from philly, never had any desire to get a 'THENTIC PHILLY STEAK BRAH.

>> No.14965069

>>14963432
Just wander around old town and go to a popular spot. No need to find meme shops that online guides promote.

— philly

>> No.14965107

>>14963472
UHH BASED???

>> No.14965394
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14965394

>>14963432
Bruh. Philly Cheese Steaks, like Italian Beefs, aren't actually good. They're just "a thing" and people from outside those areas eat them for pop cultural literacy. Just as a man of taste might browse normie trash porno, "step mom in the wrong hole" videos for purposes of keeping up with zoomer bantz on reddit, but then finishes the jerk session by watching something actually good, like Vixxen Goddess or Ella Hollywood, you eat that shit so you aren't lying when you say you've had it and here is your opinion.

You're in philly, eat your "wiz" slop, pretend you're "The Gang" from Always Sunny, and now go find a private toilet, stick your fingers down your throat and purge, then go find a good restaurant like Vetri or Kalaya and enjoy yourself.

>> No.14965411

The best philly cheesesteak I ever had was in Nashville, of all fucking places.

>> No.14965414 [DELETED] 

(832) 523-7461

>> No.14965433

>>14965394
based post more of her

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>>14965433
>her

>> No.14965802

My cheesesteak recipe
>Shaved Beef w/salt and pepper
>Provolone Cheese
>Onions
>Bellpeppers
>Mushrooms
>Banana Peppera
>Mayo/Ketchup mix
>Cheese Wiz
>Fresh French loaf

Fight me phillyfags

>> No.14965902

Go to ishkabibbles on south st and get a gremlin too. If you like danger go to Max's on Germantown and Erie ave

>> No.14966076

No one can make a real a philly nowadays. That shit died in the 2000s

>> No.14967438

>>14966076
What changed?

>> No.14967443

>>14963432
Stay in Virginia you piece of shit

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14967450

If you get one you have to get it with provolone like pic related.

>> No.14967554

the only way you getta propa steak is if you walk in wearing a stained tank top, cut in line, and say very gruffly, "AY, one wiz wit" and promptly leave.

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>>14965744
Posting Jade River..... *heems you*

>> No.14967625

Op you still in Philly? Ill take you out on Wednesday if you're around. Local chef here.