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14962234 No.14962234 [Reply] [Original]

How do you usually take your coffee?

>> No.14962244

>>14962234
Pure black, but I don't drink coffee since I switched to nicotine and combining them gave me heart palpitations.

>> No.14962246
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Black as coal on a moonless night

>> No.14962249

>>14962234
Did the artist think this comic through before publishing it?

>> No.14962271
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>>14962234
At home I add too much creamer, the coffee I make tastes kinda crappy. I use a stovetop coffee maker and cheap pre ground coffee beans
At a restaurant or coffee shop I get it black

>> No.14962275

>>14962249
It hurts his tummy. It's just true.

>> No.14962276

>>14962234
I add a little half and half when I make it. When I get coffee out I have it black because every place has coffee I can barely taste anyway

>> No.14962280

>>14962246
Coop knows what’s up. Sometimes I’ll add a splash of milk but never sugar.

>> No.14962319

black if it's good, splash of whole milk if it's not

>> No.14962334

>>14962280
That show had it just right with the cherry pie & black coffee combo. The bitterness of the coffee balances perfectly with a sweet treat

>> No.14962339

>>14962234
As someone who's allergic to dairy, I've been getting Almond/Coconut milk whenever I get coffee. I prefer the taste of soy milk but am a bit scared about getting man boobs. How accurate is that anyways?

>> No.14962340

>>14962334
Cherry pie should be sour.

>> No.14962355

>>14962246
>>14962334
based
>>14962271
>>14962276
>>14962319
>>14962339
cringe

>> No.14962356

>>14962339
100% accurate
>>14962334
Dessert is the only time I'll drink black coffee.

>> No.14962360

did you know that i fucking hate twin peaks

>> No.14962365

>>14962360
Did you know that you're a faggot

>> No.14962378

I drink the blackest darkest coffee your worthless soul wouldn't understand, to look into the cup of coffee I drink is to look into the void.
and then I sip.

>> No.14962379

>>14962234
Blacker than the blackest black times infinity

>> No.14962383

>>14962378
do you consume the coffee, or does it consume you?

>> No.14962384

>>14962234
Seeing a lot of regular black coffee drinkers in here. Faith in humanity restored slightly.

>> No.14962385

>>14962249
He's one of those types that lack any self awareness.

>> No.14962417

I drink the cheapest instant coffee I can find, usually it was on special offer, and I have it with sugar and cream. The coffee police btfo.

>> No.14962428

>>14962234
Flat white at the cafe, instant with milk at home.

>> No.14962431

>>14962234
Stopped drinking coffee after my bff died.
Just tea and plan to quit that too.
I have tea with just o cal sweetener and vanilla

>> No.14962439

>>14962431
did somebody drown them in coffee?

>> No.14962505

>>14962234
Folgers, black, usually 8 cups one after the other.

>> No.14962577

>>14962246
based Coop poster

>> No.14962581

>>14962360
Homosexual alert

>> No.14962590

>>14962234
Depends on the coffee. Most of the coffee I drink needs cream and sugar to be palatable, but my Dad makes a blend that I used to drink black and love. I miss seeing him sometimes.

>> No.14962593

>>14962271
>Creamer
When will Americans stop eating and drinking fake "food"?

>> No.14962601

>>14962234
Black unless it's just insanely strong, then a bit of milk. Americanos are the best though.

>> No.14962788

what kind of grown ass man says tummy

>> No.14962805

Nespresso master race reporting in.

>> No.14962811

>>14962234
Do people really have so much trouble with milk? I could drink a gallon and be fine.

>> No.14962817

>>14962811
Yeah, wow. People are actually different. Who knew, not everyone's body is exactly the same as yours.

>> No.14962822

>>14962811
most people excluding wypipo and presumably mongolians are lack those in tall her ants

>> No.14962823

>>14962817
If you can't drink milk you're a fucking faggot

>> No.14962834
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>>14962234
Lots of cream, lots of sugar.

>> No.14962849

>>14962811

sorry, are we watching you learn about lactose intolerance in real time? A medical issue who's symptoms were described by Hippocrates?

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>>14962849
barely relevant but pic related

>> No.14962855

cold brew pot with viatnamese coffee grounds (TRUNG NGUYEN)
add stove top espresso
heavy whipping cream + splash of vanilla syrup.
sometimes coffeemate cinnamon toast crunch coffee creamer if i can find it in stores.

>> No.14962859

>>14962234
test

>> No.14962875

>>14962234
Espresso shot(s) with milk, usually a Piccolo if I can have it

>> No.14962877

>>14962853
context on the second tweet?

>> No.14962901

>>14962877
checked, our girl KD apparently feels slighted because of something she was wearing, and took it as an excuse to hate on some old doctor nigga

>> No.14962918

Black with some sugar/sweetner.

>> No.14962924

People from the US of the A don't know goat milk and such?

>> No.14962933

>>14962924

It's not really common, especially in coffee. The only people I hear drinking goat milk is black people for some reason.

>> No.14962956

>>14962234
In the form of a Monster Energy Zero Ultra™

>> No.14962998

>>14962234
Black with a donut on the side

>> No.14963001

>>14962924
Goat cheese if anything. Goat milk isn't common at all.

>> No.14963021

Raspberry mocha.

>> No.14963032

Double shot latte in the morning. Espresso or Irish coffee after a meal.

>> No.14963055
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14963055

I only drink buondi expresso, completely black.

>> No.14963098

>>14962234
Usually a double shot of espresso, with a bit of cream if I'm skipping breakfast.

>> No.14963112

>>14962234
By force.

>> No.14963276

>>14962234
Just how I like my women: strong, hot, black, and in a ceramic mug.

>> No.14963281

>>14962246
black like what my wife likes in her pussy

>> No.14963354

Coffee, in particular black coffee, has become the poster drink for r*ddit tourists. Same as with steak. Please go and stay go.

>> No.14963396

>>14962234
instant in cold milk with nestle quick.

>> No.14963409

>>14962249
Its lefty humor, you wouldnt get it

>> No.14963418

>>14962379
Brutally based

>> No.14963423

>>14962360
Thats a nice piece of trivia, thanks anon.

>> No.14963424

>>14962379
so flavorless super bitter with no caffeine?

>> No.14963434

First cup every morning has 2tbsp (1 serving) of ovaltine 1 scoop of collagen bit of cinnamon 1tbsp heavy whipping cream. Works out to like 90cals. I try not to drink more the rest of the day and do green tea instead but if I do it’s just straight black coffee.

>> No.14963435

>>14962417
Your efforts to btfo cringe edgy coffee drinkers go so far that your turn around being cringe yourself

>> No.14963475

I exclusively make greek frappes with some sugar. Its just extremely quick and easy to make.

>> No.14963559

I’m lazy in the morning so I have a big thing of cold brew I make before my week and just pour it over ice in a mug.

>> No.14963560

>>14962249
It's no different than people wearing fedoras or doing the soy face in 2020. They know, they just don't care.

>> No.14963603

>>14962234
Coffee au lait, one spoon of coffee and 3 of milk / honey

>> No.14963803

>>14962234
Black as night and sweetened with my bf's cum. Or at least that's what I would answer if I had a bf.

>> No.14963855

>>14962246
BASED

>> No.14963856

>>14962234
Just like my women; black as the devil and sweet as a stolen kiss.

>> No.14963868
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>>14962234
Never heard an adult say "tummy". That's kinda cute. Also: strongly depends on the blend. If the beans are not fully washed and hence have a fruity/sour taste to em, espresso and sugar. If the beans are really strong, either espresso macchiato or latte. Chocolatey flavors are best and don't need milk, but maybe served with a sweet.

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>>14962234
black is the best way, also
>not lactose intolerant
feels goodman

>> No.14964028
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14964028

Black, preferably coldbrew or lukewarm from a coffee pot. When I get the $$$, going to invest in a good-quality Italian espresso machine. Since I don't live by a Starbucks, I indulge in the pumpkin drinks (esp. the newer coldbrew one) once in a blue moon.

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>>14962234
I have a question for coffee anons, how wide spread is frappe as a beverage? What other countries other than Greece and maybe some balcan counties is this gift from God consumed.

>> No.14964182

>>14964176
They're sold at McDonalds

>> No.14964189

Black for work.
Sugar and milk for breakfast.

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>>14964182
Yes and they are fantastic.

>> No.14964192

>>14962817
Tummylet

>> No.14964197

>>14964176
how is it made in greece

>> No.14964199

>>14964182
>>14964190
That's Frappuccino

>> No.14964204

>>14964197
Coffee and sugar
Pour a tiny amount of water
Shake it with a shaker
Add more water or milk as you want
Ice cubes and then stir it a straw

>> No.14964205

>>14964199
Hm? Let's see. Just double checked, the site I got it from says frappe. No worries though.

>> No.14964207

>>14962246
Uh Oh, got a Basedman over here

>> No.14964215

>>14963281
mutts law

>> No.14964217

>>14964204
hmm, never had it like that, no. Sounds like some of the seasonal drinks at my local cafe though

>> No.14964241

>>14964176
I drink it everyday. Its the easiest thing to make.

>> No.14964243

>>14964028
What the fuck? For years I swear FOR YEARS that fucking cat was eating honey which is why it's so happy BUT NOW IT'S TAP WATER?! What the fuck is going on>!

>> No.14964314 [DELETED] 

>>14962234
I like my coffee the same way I like my wife's sons: black.

>>14962249
It's supposed to be ironic.

>> No.14964628

>>14962246
oh god, I hear it

>> No.14964655

just half and half or black. depending on mood. No sweetener ever.
I've tried every other creamer (coconut, almond, oat, etc.) and half and half or whole milk are the only things I like. Milk and coffee are just too perfect together.

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14964669

>I ONLY DRINK THE BLACKEST COFFEE

>> No.14964743
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14964743

I drink mine black, but all I want to know is if it is good for me

>> No.14964770

>>14964243
I have NEVER seen a picture of this cat where the tap isn't visible. Are you an owner of brain brobmlems perhaps?

>> No.14964798

>>14962244
Based yeah poster

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>>14962234

>> No.14965124

>>14964885
I chuckled

>> No.14965138

>>14964885
Accurate.

>> No.14965167

>>14962234
i've made coffee every morning for the past couple years, and i have my routine pretty much down, though i don't measure anything.
>grab the right beans
>put the right amount in the grinder
>grind up my beans for the right amount of time
>add to my machine along with the right amount of water
>turn on machine and wait like 8 minutes or so
>add a spoonful of sugar and the right amount of cream to my cup, then fill up to the brim with coffee
>perfect
the "right amount" is just something that i figured out tasted best after the right amount of years passed. at coffee shops i like to order maple lattes because maple syrup and coffee are an understated flavour combo.

>> No.14965190

>>14962246
You fucking cancer, it's 'black as midnight on a moonless night'. I can't believe everyone's calling you based instead of a faggot.

>> No.14965208

>>14965190
/ck/ has become the vacation house for /tv/'s worst shitposters. Don't expect quality, just expect blind memes.

>> No.14965221

>>14965190
Checked and rekt

>> No.14965367

>>14962811
Niggers, gooks, shitskins have a lot of trouble with it

>> No.14965424

>>14962593
When will you stop thinking about us 24/7?

>> No.14965464

>>14962811
>Do people really have so much trouble with milk?

It's almost entirely non-whites, with the notable exception of steppe asians. That why they get so butthurt and defensive about it.

>> No.14965505

>>14965424
Creamer doesn't exist outside of America. You don't have to think about America all the time to think of America when an American thing is mentioned. Your desperate use of that deflective argument in a place that it doesn't fit reveals your ashamed defensiveness.

>> No.14965587

>>14965505
me thinks thou doest protest too much.

>> No.14965596

>>14965587
You misunderstand Hamlet. The actor was overacting, not the character.

>> No.14965613

>>14964885
Make the tummylet darker.

>> No.14965624
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>>14962234
>Owie ow moo cow milk makes my stummy hurt

God damn dude be a fucking man and deal with a little gas. They make little packets you can add to your drink if your own body rejects your food choices this much.

The rise in all these gluten-free non-dairy retards will be the fucking death of me. Peanut-adverse pussies already got my honey roasteds taken off all my flights. God, just fucking die already.

>> No.14965628

>>14962319
This.
At work, I occasionally use chocolate milk. It goes well with the bitterness of a quadruple espresso.

>> No.14965630

>>14965505
>Creamer doesn't exist outside of America.
Just because you don't have it in your country, doesn't mean it's an American-exclusive product. I could walk over to Tesco right now and pick up a thing of Nestle Coffee Mate.

>> No.14965632

>>14965596


Please.... just shut up.

>> No.14965634

>>14962788
The sort of """man""" who drinks soy """milk"""

>> No.14965637

>>14965505
>Mentions america 4 times in 3 sentences
>Not mentally disabled with obsession
First step to relief is admitting you have a problem

>> No.14965641

>>14965624
i wish my life was as easy as yours

>> No.14965647

>>14962998
Kino, but only if it’s an old fashioned donut you dunk in your black coffee while sitting in a booth at a diner. Your police radio is sitting next to the napkin holder, your duty cap adjacent to them. You can barely make out the intermittent chatter coming from the receiver as the perky yet raspy-voiced waitress asks “Need another refill, doll?” “No mam.” You politely reply; she shoots you a smile and walks back to the counter to tend to her next patron.

>> No.14965686

>>14962234
Lots of cream lots of sugar

>> No.14965695

>>14965641
>No food allergies
>No medicine allergies
>No health issues

It never will be, so perish.

>> No.14965697

>>14962249
yeah idk whos being made fun of

>> No.14965724

>>14965596
lol

>> No.14965731

>>14965190
based

>> No.14965747

>>14962234
It so very much depends.

Is it a good bean with low to moderate acidity? Then I'll take it black and hot. Either by drip or french press.

Is it cold and rainy out there and I'm looking for something comfy?. Then I add a good amount of evaporated milk and some stevia for sweetening.

>> No.14966079

>>14965190
>misremember tv show line
>”you fucking cancer”
Cooper would be displeased with you

>> No.14966091
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>cashier at local coffee place speaks spanish
>get to yell NEGRO scot-free when asked how I want it

>> No.14966114

>>14965747
Evaporated milk AND SWEETERNER?????? thats like a 10:1 ratio of sweet flavours to coffee

>> No.14966136

>>14962249
The joke is that there's a difference between the Internet and real life. On the Internet, you can mock and insult anyone with no consequences, you stupid faggot soyboy, but in real life? It's very different because at least you'll get yelled at (and you'll shut up really quickly like the guy in the OP image), or at worst you'll even get punched in the face

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>> No.14966216

>>14966136
True. Although I've never witnessed someone call another person a soyboy, cuck, or similar IRL. Hard to know what would happen.

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>>14966091
The Spanish word, negro(black), is pronounced neh-grow, retarded Pop Team Epic poster.

>> No.14966242

>>14966231
Kill yourself shitskin

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>>14966091
>speaking mandarin to a Chinese cashier
>get to say nigga multiple times

>> No.14966252

>>14966242
Cope harder, you dumb, illiterate nigger. Go back to watching your shitty anime.

>> No.14966700

>gets accused of being a faggot soiboi for drinking soi
>gets angry and acts like a faggot soi boi
What was he hoping to accomplish with that childish reaction?

>> No.14966714

>>14966216
This, leftist humor usually revolves around shit that doesn't happen.

>> No.14966718

>>14962234
I skip the whole stupid process by eating the beans.

>> No.14966758

Double shot espresso only
If only instant coffee is available then instant coffee with condensed milk.

>> No.14966763

>>14963424
The opposite of all three of those things. Dumbass.

>> No.14966767

>>14963803
Why are you gay anon?

>> No.14966771

>>14966216
I worked with a Sri Lankan chef, one day he was complaining when he went to make a coffee and the milk was soy milk, so I taught him that on the internet 'soy boy' was an insult that stemmed from people who chose soy milk. It was one of his favourite things to call people 'soy boys' after that. Most people were just kinda confused and shocked when a 5ft skinny sri lankan grandpa called them a soy boy then walked away laughing manically like it was the worlds funniest joke.

>> No.14966802

>>14965424
They briefly stop thinking about us only after they've finished. Eventually the thoughts come back though.

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>>14965505
Blow it out your ass

>> No.14966845

>>14966771
That kicks ass

>> No.14966876

>>14966114
Evaporated milk doesn't have added sugar, that's called condensed milk.

>> No.14966888

>>14966829
Duke Nukem is Canadian.

>> No.14966891

>>14965505
>creamer doesnt exist outside of america
I havent been on this board in months, yet after about 3 minutes on here I've already read the dumbest shit ever. God that's so fucking stupid.

>> No.14966899

>>14966771
fucking kek

>> No.14966948

>>14962249
Why don't more comic artists consider the 4channer shut-in market?

>> No.14966971

>>14962249
The comic was about lactose intolerance rather about veganism, so yes, the artist thought deeply about it

>> No.14967126

>>14966771
dangerously based

>> No.14967411

>>14962234
Black, or with cream and sugar. Coffee with cream but mo sugar or sugar with no cream tastes bad to me. It’s either both or none.

>> No.14967421

>>14967411
>Coffee with cream but mo sugar or sugar with no cream tastes bad to me. It’s either both or none.
I like black coffee sometimes, but if I add anything it's usually going to be half strong coffee and half milk. For some reason cream never tastes as good but I like it with milk.

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>>14965505
>Creamer doesn't exist outside of America.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>14966091

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>>14962834

>> No.14967622

I can hear you, reddit.

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14967633

I don't generally drink coffee but if I ever drink it, I want to infuse it with mint. I fucking love mint coffee.

>> No.14968027

>>14966771
i also have a coworker from sri lanka, he moved here <5 years ago and is now basically fluent in english + spanish. hes also taught me a few curse words/insults from his native language (tamil). fucking hilarious guy and incredibly based, he hates niggers too.

>> No.14968055

>>14966136
I'm not really afraid of some faggot soyboy trying to take a swing at me

>> No.14968454

Spoon full of local honey

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>>14962234
dark as my soul

>> No.14968469

>>14963856
>Just like my women; black as the devil and sweet as a stolen kiss.
Anon, you can dream.......
From your basement.

>> No.14968477

>>14965167
>i've made coffee every morning for the past couple years, and i have my routine pretty much down
> Couple years
> Couple years
> Couple OF years

Shame you and the rest of your American friends can't use simple English, eh.

>> No.14968495

>>14965464
No it isn't....
These days, we have the liberals that think that all of their dietary requirements are an instant 4th alarm, where EVERY place that sells food, beverages and whatever else, must cowtow to their every want and need.
If the place does not, they WILL be named and shamed on Twatter and that is why that place is still going, unfortunately.

>> No.14968504

>>14965505
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Look at this homo, he thinks that the rest of the world cares about a place where they can't enforce mandatory taxes on sugar and fast food.

>> No.14968510

>>14965624
>Fat
>Balding
>Has a handgun

Freedom!!!!!!

>> No.14968513

>>14965632
You feeling threatened, Shakesperelet?

>> No.14968526

>>14965731
I wish we could piss-bowl these low-effort clowns that post one word as a post.
Surely, there must be a way to have a minimum letter post count.
That would stop these postlets from doing shit like this.

>> No.14968531

With chocolate
Cream and sugar when it's the only thing available.
Black if nothing else

>> No.14968535

>>14967424
No it doesn't, fagwad

>> No.14968557

Let's just say I like a little bit of coffee with my milk.

>> No.14968561

>>14968557

Is this a euphemism for you being dicked down with a BBC? Because I could help you with that.

>> No.14968567

>>14962249
Maybe its you who didnt think about it. The author implies theres some people who seem to mock other people having soy milk instead of real milk because apparently soy milk has become some kind of staple for overly-sensitive pretentious people who will stop having regular milk because of trend/forced outrage at animal industry. But there's also the reason that some people has a hard time digesting milk and they would like to be able to consume alternatives without feeling labeled with any of those connotations mentioned.

>> No.14968576

>>14968561

No, that is not a sexual euphamism at all. I like milk... a lot. Whole milk, specifically, although coffee with half and half is nice too. I'll chug milk on its own in tall glasses, so having coffee in my milk is fine too.

>> No.14968577

>>14962234

I often have it with milk on breakfast, since breakfasts in spain are not too caloric so its welcome to have some thickness to coffee.

Coffee after lunch is usually black or just with a tiny dash of milk.

>> No.14968605

>>14968576

Well, the offer is still on the table.

>> No.14968617

Lukewarm black coffee. I take a couple of sips and then chug the rest. Taste wise I love stuff like Vietnamese coffee but I'm a glutton and cutting out liquid calories has helped me out a lot.

>> No.14969020

>>14968567
Sooo, instead of being about one kind of weak subhumans, it's about another kind of weak subhumans, and that's supposed to be much better because ...?
If you get dabbed on by milk you deserve to be made fun of. Or switch to intermittent fasting or raw milk.
Or just become white.

>> No.14969058

instant coffee with coffee-mate

>> No.14969110

>>14965624
Well said, bravo

>> No.14969133

>>14962234
I don't drink coffee.

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>>14962234
if I am out, I order a tall, hot vanilla latte with almond milk. At home I french press and take it with milk and the cream from the top of the milk I get. The milk at the coffee shop doesn't taste as good as the milk I buy at the store, the almond milk whips up better than the shitty cow milk CC's coffee shop buys.

>> No.14969163

>>14962234
I like my coffee the way I like my men
In the ass

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>>14965613

>> No.14969635

>>14962234
>How do you usually take your coffee?
with rum

>> No.14970013

>>14962340
Agreed. All fruit pies should have a tartness that stands out over the sweet.

>> No.14970416

>>14962593
O B S E S S E D

>> No.14970423

>>14962924
I only hear about goat milk and cheese from the Amish, personally I don't like them, goat meat ain't terrible though.

>> No.14971618

>>14966888
False, despite your cool digits

>> No.14972312

>>14966091
>american retard

>> No.14972329

Y favorite edit of that comic is
>video game mechanic is shit
>lol gitgud
>I DID! THATS WHEN I REALISED ITS SHIT

>> No.14972350

>>14962234
Cream no sugar. Usually espresso that I make at home or pour over filter coffee. I want more flavor so I like it darker, but I have a low tolerance for the bitterness and use cream to soak some of that.

In the summer I make pitchers of cold brew and then add cream and unsweetened almond milk with it in a large tumbler of ice in the morning.

>> No.14972374

>>14962249
No. The notion of a lactaid pill is beyond him.
His poor tummy wummy

>> No.14972390

>>14962244
coffee and cigarettes is god tier.

>> No.14972402

>>14962234
I don't drink coffee

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>>14962234
I have the most bottom shelf mr coffee burr grinder (BVMCBMH23RB) and steam espresso machine (BVMCECM170) but I have it dialed in just right for my everyday cup so even with bottom shelf espresso equipment, I think my coffee is good enough.
>hawaiian light roast
>2 clicks from finest grind
>5 for quantity
>makes ~6oz of espresso
>mix 1tbsp of light brown sugar with espresso before milk (this just how I like it done)
>steam ~6oz of whole milk
>froth heavily, volume of milk will be about 1.5x
>heat to 140F (60C, I like my milk cooler)
>combine milk with espresso
Makes a light, smooth, and creamy cup that's inbetween espresso and drip. Fruity and nutty but light on acidity and thin body, the molasses in the light brown sugar helps bring a little sharpness back into a light hawaiian roast.

protip: if you have the same shitty BVMCECM170 espresso machine I have, remove the black plastic thing on the steam wand. It'll froth way better without it.

>> No.14972594

>>14962822
But the guy in the comic is wypipo?????

>> No.14972602

>>14962933
I lived a weird /out/ life that involved goat milk. I like it, but not how I like regular milk. I wouldn't put it in coffee,or cereal.

>> No.14972604

>>14966136
>and you'll shut up really quickly like the guy in the OP image
anyone willing to make fun of you to your face will laugh in your face when you say real milk makes your tummy hurt and insult you more

>> No.14972647

Either black or as a latte
Depends on mood/weather
Sometimes I like oat milk. I don't like most non-dairy milks, but oat milk tastes good and is rich and thick, almost like real milk.
It's kinda like breakfast as a drink when I make oat milk lattes.
When I get real milk, it's whole milk cream top from the farm.

>> No.14972655

>>14972604
Not him,and don't drink soon, but if some dickhead made fun of me at a restaurant for my food choices, I'd assault them fosho.

>> No.14972659

>>14972655
Soy*

>> No.14972683

>>14972655
stereotypes are true in the aggregate, the stereotypical soy latte drinker is absolutely the kind of person you can make fun of without physical retaliation, if you look like the kind of person prone to violence you won't be insulted to your face

>> No.14972691

>>14962811
Those of us blessed with lactate persistence basically have a nutrient cheat code for life because milk is nutrient dense as fuck for cheap but for available as milk is about 2/3 of the population are lactose intolerant to an extent and in some regions, it can be as high as 19/20 people being lactose intolerant (southeast asia for example). Lactose intolerance comes in varying degrees, some just get gas or cramps while others go into full water shits. Real lactate persistent humans like you and I could eat a block of cheese while washing it down with a gallon of milk and have an ice cream and yogurt for dessert without any gastrointestinal issue at all thanks to a genetic mutation making our liver continue producing lactate enzyme well after adolescence allowing us to break lactose into useable energy.

Lactate persistence is a hell of an advantage

>> No.14972726

1/8th tsp sugar + 7.5ml table cream.

>> No.14972728
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>>14962234
lol look at that twink yelling about his weakness and becoming a giant with shark teeth as if he could ever be a threat to anyone

>> No.14972735

>>14972683
I guess so. I mean I'll drink oat lattes sometimes,but it's because I like the taste. Maybe oats are different than soy. I don't think I look prone to violence. I think I look pretty friendly, but noone has tried to fuck with me in a real long time. Is there a "tough nice guy" stereotype I belong too without knowing?

>> No.14972738

>>14972691
Arise Lactosians!

>> No.14972744

>>14962234
Black since the first time I ever tried it. I've enjoyed people assuming I'm just being edgy whenever I order it.
Don't like hot milk and if I wanted something sweet I'd just buy a redbull.

>> No.14972768

>>14966231
If you think Americans can't recognize the slightly different spanish pronunciation of negro you're more retarded than they are

>> No.14972775

>>14972427
Seems tedious but it sounds like it's worth it for you personally.

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>>14972738

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>>14962234

>> No.14973104

>>14969020
The gene for being able to consume lactose is very recent considering the history of the human genome. The truth is most people are lactose intolerant by varying degrees, most beginning to show signs of slowed lactase enzyme production when in adulthood. Some simply just pass gas when they consume lactose, due to production of the enzyme still being somwhat present. Others might feel instense naseua and pain the following day due to no lactase production at all. Most humans just dont have the gene to produce lactase at early levels for the rest of their lives. So dont go calling everyone a subhuman because they might not be able to consume as much cow titty juice as you, you fucking degenerate

>> No.14973194

>>14973104
>dont go calling everyone a subhuman because they might not be able to consume as much cow titty juice as you
ngl, not being able to drink a $1/gal nutrient dense liquid is quite subhuman and undesirable.

>> No.14973829

>>14962593
Creamer? I hardly know her!

>> No.14973839

>>14964243
MANDELA'D

>> No.14973840

>>14962924
US citizen here. I can buy goat milk at Wal Mart. It's good. It has a slight goat taste to it but I like it more than cow's milk.

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>>14962234
Arty

>> No.14974040

>>14962417
I basically drink coffee milkshakes but fuck you and everything you stand for. How dare you try and act better than everyone by trying your hardest to “not care” and priding yourself on being a tastelet

>> No.14974251

>>14973036
Don't like that.

>> No.14975177

>>14965647
And then you go out and shoot black people; patting yourself on the back for a job well done. God bless America.

>> No.14975189

>>14972768
98.5% of Americans can barely wipe their own arse kidda

>> No.14975198

>>14969020
Ah yes, I forgot that intermittent fasting fixes 100% of physiological issues and that raw milk does not contain lactose in any amount. Thank you kind anon for your sage-like advice.

>> No.14975406

>>14966079
Coop once advised us all to every day, give ourselves a present. Well my present to myself today is to call you a fag.

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>>14973993
I would pay so much money to have my face on my vanilla soy latte

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>>14962319

perfect answer.

>> No.14976158

I prefer my coffee with milk, no sugar. With cream if is available, and I'm feeling self-indulgent. No problems with lactose here, thank the gods.

>> No.14976161

i accidentally broke my years old coffee mug yesterday. i'm using a different one starting today and man the coffee tasted like shit.

>> No.14976164

>>14962234
Be me
Drinking beer and milk

>> No.14976178

>>14976164
so random XD

>> No.14976184

>>14962234
whole milk and sugar (brown sugar if its there)
I like chocolate too if its a cold coffee with whip.

Nothing gayer than trying to be a man by drinking black coffee.
If you like black coffee drink it, if you don't drink other shit, who gives a fuck its a drink faggots.

>> No.14976196

>>14962339
>How accurate is that anyways?
According to who?
Fagshits on 4chan, then yes it is unassailably true.
According to nutritionists and the medical community? No, it has no effect whatsoever.

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Did someone say tummy

>> No.14976441

>>14962339
plant estrogen doesn't affect humans, or any kind of animal

>> No.14976488

all these angry anti milk posters just make me want to drink milk more now

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>>14976441

>> No.14976515
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14976515

I drink these on the way to work because I bake at a bagel chain from 3 am to 10 am. No time to make coffee. If it's not enough, I'll go to the coffee place next door and get a small mocha.

>> No.14976523

>>14968567
>lactose intolerant
>people

>> No.14976559

>>14973104
>Most humans just dont have the gene to produce lactase
All humans do. Only archaic hominids don't.

>> No.14976575

Two packets of hot chocolate in a tall mug of burnt company coffee.

>> No.14976580

>>14962271
Stop using a percolator. Its literally impossible to not burn the absolute rancid ass off your coffee with them simply due to how they work.

>> No.14977430

>>14962417
I do this too. Sugar and cream makes it all the same. 1tsp. instant coffee 1tbsp. sugar ~150ml boiling water and a splash of cream.

>> No.14977514

>people like black coffee
Do you think you're cool or something? "oh wow look at me I don't like sugar or cream!". Yeah, okay fag, so you like bitter drinks. There's nothing wrong with sugar and cream and coffee. black coffee is nasty.

>> No.14977665

>>14962234
Usually black. If it is really shitty I use a little cream and sugar. The amount of cream and sugar people use is disgusting. I never realized until after I cleaned up after a large banquet sort of event and more than half of the coffees were white as milk.

>> No.14977676

>>14977514
found the soi boi

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>>14977676
I like cow milk
>haha soi boi

/ck/ truly is the low iq board.

>> No.14977764

>>14977713
>/ck/ truly is the low iq board
True. After all, we have faggots making posts like this >>14977514

>> No.14977916

Instant Coffee Type 2.

>> No.14978186

>>14962249
>haha why is being called a "cuck" an insult? it's literally just a fetish. there's nothing wrong with being a cuck haha

>> No.14979291

>>14976580
That's not a percolator, it does not reflow the coffee

>> No.14979308

>>14962234
coffee with milk in it, pouring the coffee on the saucer and drinking from it while holding a sugarcube between my teeth, as is the style of my country.

>> No.14979398

>>14962234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcVXHqNTI

>> No.14979404

Black pour over at home.
Black Espresso Lungo at work.

>> No.14979416

>>14962234
At the morning, with cream and sugar because i want an energy boost, nothing more. Maybe add some cinnamon to the powder (i use pour over maker). Any other situation, black, maybe with a slice of lemon. I prefer black tea to go with dessert.

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>>14965464
Steppe asians have the top tier cushine though. Also, their fermented milk beverages and the kefir that's derived from them are great.

>> No.14979449

>>14968526
Based and redpilled

>> No.14979468

>>14972647
>>14972735
based oat-milk drinkers. I started buying oat milk cause I'm trying to cut down on my dairy. Still need to use cow milk in my morning cup of tea cause nothing else is the same, but for coffee I love oat milk

>> No.14979492

>>14962246
most reddit show of all time

>> No.14979620

>>14966771
Dangerously based

>> No.14979705

>>14962234
>make french press coffee
>add a tablespoon or so of brown sugar to the batch
>chill in fridge
>pour into glass with ice, add coconut milk
it's even better with a couple shots of dark rum, but I don't drink anymore

>> No.14979743

>>14966771
Don't encourage people to spew far-right bullshit when they don't know what they're saying.

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>>14962234
Black because I don't buy terrible coffee

I drink milk separately as a part of the breakfast.

>> No.14980143

>>14962246
black, sugarless coffee is a godsend when you're dieting. you start to like the bitterness too

>> No.14980144

If it's cheap stuff then with that hazelnut creamer. If it's good coffee then 2% and a teaspoon of sugar

>> No.14980198

>>14979743
Shut up faggot

>> No.14980926

>>14973194
I mean, yeah its undesirable, not subhuman though. I wish i could keep drinking milk like a newborn calf like i did in my 20s. I can eat aged cheeses though, so its not all bad.

>> No.14980959

>>14980135
Milk is great but I would't take my advice from a man who got lynched and died at a gasstation

>> No.14981011

>>14976559
You took that out of context, rest of the sentence says that most humans cant produce as much lactase as they could in their earlier years. The gene for lactase production is orginally designed to be shut off at some point (why that is i have no idea, but its likely that it would have been a waste of energy and resources for the body to continue producing an enzyme for something that only a newborn would ever really need, so that trait was favored over the years, at least until people decided to drink milk from another animal).

>> No.14981110

>>14975177
They deserve it most of the time

>> No.14981183

>>14980198
Yeah, you'd like to silence me, wouldn't you? Tough luck. Fuck the right and fuck you.

>> No.14981299

>>14981183
Based on the extremely low quality of your posts, yes, I would. Permanently if possible.

>> No.14981431

>>14972775
A little tedious but worth the money saved since I drink it every day, sometimes twice. It's faster than going to a local cafe anyway. A $5 bag of hawaiian light roast will last me two weeks of everyday espressos, that bag is the same price as a single espresso drink at the high end cafes I like, so it's a no brainer over spending $5 a day on espresso drinks like a stereotypical millennial

>> No.14981638

>>14962234
this person never heard of lactase pills?

>> No.14981653

>>14962271
>>>14962417
what is cream/creamer? Ive never seen it in my life, only regular milk here

>> No.14981780

>>14962234
Whatever.
When I take morning instant coffee, I usually add some sugar.
When I take after meal coffee from machine, I take it black.
When I'm fancy on the week end, I take milk and sugar French pressed coffee.
I enjoy my coffee hot (but not burning), but will gladly drink my cold bottom-of-cup American coffee when I code.
So basically, I'm a tasteless pig when it comes to coffee.
Only thing I have hard time drinking is coffee with milk without sugar.

And the very rare occasions I go to StarFucksCoffee because someone wants to, I take their black american coffee of the moment. It's shit anyway, so at least I don't drink calories.

>> No.14981802

>>14981653
it's cream, milk with some of the water removed so it has higher fat and milk content. Sometimes creamer is flavored or sweetened but those are gross

>> No.14982190

>>14962234
powered creamer and some sugar

>> No.14982198

>>14962244
Hmm the same has happened to me recently. I may drop the caffeinated jew

>> No.14982210

>>14968567
Soymilk is one of the worst alternatives tho.
Macadamia milk>Coconut milk>>>>oat milk>Almond milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S*y milk

>> No.14982402

>>14966771
Don't encourage people to spew far-right bullshit when they don't know what they're saying.