Food and wine essentials to impress the ladies.

[Anonymous No.14962160]

I need your help anons. I'm having a girl I've been chatting with come over Friday evening. I'm thinking we watch Trick R Treat and eat candy and shit. Probably make some popcorn from scratch. What I ask from you is what are some kitchen and fridge essentials I can stock up on so I dont give away the fact I've only eaten a can of sardines the past three days and only drank liquor and coffee?

>kitchen and fridge essentials
>recipe ideas to get me laid
>wine and liquor

[Anonymous No.14962176]

>>14962160
My gay husband extinguished a cigar on my anus because I accidentally spilled poisonous toad venom all over the carrot cake.

Get gay or GET OUT.

[Anonymous No.14962180]

>>14962160
def some sparkling water, probably flavorless and also a mild inoffensive flavor, like blackberry citrus

get some cheese, bitches get WET over cheese

just get a $15 of red wine and if she asks about the price tell her it was $40

for food you want something heavy, so she has more trouble leaving, maybe something like a chiliburger and fries with mayoketchup

[Anonymous No.14962203]

>>14962176
>>14962180
Hate you both.

Imagine the smell...

[Anonymous No.14962208]

>>14962160
girls like red wine usually, makes them feel sexy, though I personally prefer white. iunno, what goes with that, red-sauce pasta maybe with chicken? and don't overdo the serving of pasta if you do, rookie mistake. I'd rib you about being a low-effort alky still trying to get laid (in a spiking pandemic, no less) but I've been plenty sloppier and still had it go well enough, women see what they want to see, just make sure to have clean sheets and a made bed when they come over. some kinda visually-appealing winebottle label probably curries some favor.

[Anonymous No.14962211]

>>14962208
Women prefer white, but consider red more sophisticated.

[Anonymous No.14962219]

>>14962208
>in a spiking pandemic

[Anonymous No.14962230]

>>14962219
saw this coming, but in my zip code it's like a 9% positivity rate and all the neighboring ones are 15-20+. That shit is bad, people are dying. Maybe you live out in bumfuck wyoming but if he's anywhere like the high-population-density places people go to actually meet active young people to lay, I do think of it as genuinely irresponsible.

[Anonymous No.14962243]

>>14962208
I'm thinking of this chicken, broccoli, olive, feta, garlic dish over some ziti or linguini. I'm so nervous and it's making me realize how much of a chump I am. I'm renting a room in an acquaintances house but hes straight blue collar. Hell I don't even know what to wear.

Besides that...I was also thinking to pick up a couple pumpkins to carve and we can roast the seeds too. I think the plan is she will bake and I'll cook. Then again, she might just be looking for some fug and I hate that. I'm not just some piece of meat guys.

[Anonymous No.14962251]

>>14962230
I live in rural MA, senior at Zoomass. I'm not worried about a covid. I get tested twice a week.

[Anonymous No.14962259]

>>14962160
Budget? You can get a rioja reserva or if you have a bit more gran reserva so your wine will be at least five years old but you can say "yeah it was just $20." Food get some prosciutto or salami, a couple cheeses, olives, a crusty baguette. Sophisticated without being tryhard since you just cut it it up and plate it nice and don't break the bank. Good luck anon I hope you get your willy waxed

[Anonymous No.14962260]

Shameless bump.

[Anonymous No.14962261]

>>14962260
>>14962180

[Anonymous No.14962263]

>>14962259
Shes 24. It needs to be fun and engaging I feel.

[Anonymous No.14962286]

>>14962243
sure sounds like a fine enough baseline, something mediterranean-ish. but don't worry so much! there's some reassuring to be had in that I really don't think a girl would keep up a rapport with you AND agree to meet in person (these days of all days) without some kind of positive regard for you, if she was that on the fence you wouldn't have gotten this far already. Though I can unironically relate to the not-wanting-to-be-fuckmeat feeling. Though it's as good a foot in the door as any, I find that once the physical-intimacy is out of the way a lot of anxieties are quelled and people can be a bit more themselves, pillowtalk is a different experience, now that expectations are out of the way. I lived with (sloppy-ass I-have-to-make-excuses-for-their-bullshit) roommates while dating very actively too. I don't know how old you are but plenty of girls seemed understanding of it. As for clothes, you don't have any outfit you could throw together that just makes you feel at-ease-and-somewhat-together?

[Anonymous No.14962287]

>>14962160
This is why no-one on /ck/ will get laid with attitudes like these.

t. married for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.14962295]

>>14962263
I don't understand is charcuterie not engaging? I banged plenty of 22-26 with charcuterie as the offering.

[Anonymous No.14962306]

>>14962259
"a crusty baguette" makes me think of how recently I was made lunch by a resident whose apartment I was working in, she spread marscapone on a thin slice of toasty bread with chicken strips on a salad base (with vinaigrette, pickled onions, greek olives, crumbled feta) and I'd never had it anywhere but tiramisu before. It worked just like buttered bread but felt fancier, I'm (not exaggerating) 95% sure she wanted to fug, I didn't indulge her in it, but it was a pleasant new experience and felt like just the kind of schmancy-yet-not-actually-prohibitively-extravagant touch that just seems to tickle a girls' fancy.

[Anonymous No.14962312]

>>14962287
>t. married for 20 years.
desu nobody asked you grandpa, we're looking for people with dating experience from this millennium.

[Anonymous No.14962318]

>>14962286
I've been on the poor college student grind and packed on some weight so I basically only wear black cotton tees, jeans, neutral sneakers, accompanied with a hoodie. If not that, its causal dress shoes, jeans, and some plaid and or flannel button downs.

>inb4 it's been two years since I've gotten laid. I was broken for a while so that bit is quite nerve wracking but what ever.

I think I'm going with my chicken dish. Still need to clean up the fridge and bring in the essentials. Espresso martinis are easy enough. Buy some trulys and pumpkin beers I suppose. Get some fresh herbs in the fridge too. That reminds me, I need to decorate my room with some plants and a wall piece.

[Anonymous No.14962333]

>>14962295
I love it and have six different cheeses and some smoked meets that I nibble on occasionally. It doesnt sound too bad but I feel like a try hard. We havnt even gone on a date, just chatting for two weeks.

[Anonymous No.14962342]

>>14962306
Screenshotting this. Sounds delicious.

[Anonymous No.14962348]

>>14962318
can relate a bit, I honestly want to throw away 2/3rds of the clothes I own, all either in tatters or from a very different mode of life. Spent the past good while trying to get my apartment together similarly but I want a new wardrobe most of all, it's just easy to deprioritize and I don't necessarily know how to go about getting one. Obviously don't wear a hoodie here though.
But it sounds like you've got a decent enough idea of what you're doing. No clue how to use an >inb4, haw haw haw, but other than that, Godspeed. I've been in "A Rebuilding Season" myself so to speak, so go swing for the fences for the both of us.

[Anonymous No.14962351]

>>14962306
Sounds like a delicious sandwich and an interesting wench. Should offer to repay her the favor and cook for her sometime

[Anonymous No.14962363]

>>14962333
It's all about how you phrase it. Can go effortlessly cool "let me grab some stuff from my fridge for a a snack" but I guess depending on the context it could be tryhard (Ive always lived in big cities so women are accustomed to food from specialty food stores). Maybe a simple tapas type dish.

[Anonymous No.14962376]

>>14962348
It is very grounding to known you are dealing with a similar change. I've been in this place for a month but I came with absolutely nothing. For instance, I just got a twin bed over last week. My room consists of a desk, and entertainment table, a lamp, two chairs, and my bed. I dont even have a dresser yet. God if only she knew how unprepared I am in life right now. By the way, I'm 27. I started college late and have been on my own since 21. Three of those years with an ex. The other 3ish I was working and commuting for school but moved on campus last year when I transferred and am renting a room now. Tough bachelor life. I'll do it for you anon. I appreciate you.

[Anonymous No.14962396]

>>14962259
No budget. I am financially stable at the moment but I cant burn through cash.

[Anonymous No.14962397]

>>14962306
>mutt never had mascarpone as a butter/ fromage frais alternative
Now use Creme Fraiche.

[Anonymous No.14962414]

>>14962160
Liquor is the only thing that matters so find out what she likes, get that, and make whatever food you like that she can eat or not. Ideally she shouldn't even show up until past eating time. #leykis101

[Anonymous No.14962427]

>>14962351
oh we've got a kinda funny history, and we've got loose plans to see each other next week. Actually met on tinder about a year ago for just a basic hookup, kept in touch a little but things fell off the way they do. Since then though she'd moved into a building at the property management company I work for, and I'm now living just a block away. One day I'm just filling out a work order in any-old-bathroom while the resident isn't home, hear someone come in the front door and announce myself like "Maintenance!" and I hear an "Oh. Hey.". But we'd had a good enough chemistry, mutual enough positive-regard, left things on a nice-enough note, it was a pleasant surprise. Been chatting here and there since but for a number of reasons have been kinda dancing around the sexual tension of it all. Kinda glad I haven't been sexually engaging her though seeing as a pipe burst in her ceiling and it took me a few days making her place alright, might have been very awkward otherwise but instead she was good engaging company for the duration and I got some good meals out of it.
>>14962376
Hey right-on, brudder, sure I'm running out of characters in this post but, boy if you only knew what a similar boat. Newly-minted 26 and finally got a (HUMBLE) place of my own, affordable with no roommates, but I feel like being in school (implicitly in-transition and on an upward-trajectory) buys you a lot of understanding. We'll make it through, thanks for sharing some time, oddly meant a lot.

[Anonymous No.14962436]

>>14962376
Anon I'm in the exact same boat. It is refreshing to know that I'm not the only person who is "doing it backwards" and trying to figure life out for themselves. We're gonna make it bro!

[Anonymous No.14962457]

>>14962436
I think we are all connecting here but what do you mean by "doing it backwards". As in I'm trying to date and I'm not even datable haha.

[Anonymous No.14962464]

>>14962251
>I'm not worried about a covid.
>I get tested twice a week.
pick one

[Anonymous No.14962469]

>>14962464
I'm forced to.
>nice bait.

[Anonymous No.14962521]

Bring on the fridge/kitchen essentials boys.

[Anonymous No.14962531]

>>14962521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM
require reading

[Anonymous No.14962540]

>>14962531
based
one bitch refused to drink tap water
ever since then I have followed this wise man's advice

[Anonymous No.14962597]

>>14962531
This was horrible to watch.

[Anonymous No.14963428]

>>14962597
the 2008 snacks are nostalgic though
t. lardass

[Anonymous No.14963463]

>>14962180
based chiliburger date anon

[Anonymous No.14963918]

>>14962597
Uncultured swine, MrChiCity is the definition of based.

[Anonymous No.14963948]

>>14962160
Who gives a fuck what women think? They're literally not worth the trouble. All they care about is looks, social status, and money. You're better off adopting a dog for a companion. You'd never have to worry about your dog cheating on your, aborting your child, or throwing a temper tantrum because you're not voting for Biden. The only thing women are good for are their holes and birthing you children, but there's too much baggage that comes with their pussy, and they refuse to have families now too. Women are just not worth it anymore. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.14964424]

>>14963948

[Anonymous No.14964556]

I worry to much. Hopefully she stays the night and I'll make her eggs on the morning.

[Anonymous No.14965973]

Kek

[Anonymous No.14966086]

>>14965973
bad vibes
>>14963948
also bad vibes,
>>14964424
oddly based on account of calling out psyops for what they are

[Anonymous No.14967469]

>>14962208
Turns out white is her goto soo looks like I'm stocking up. Good news, I ate today.

How do I cook a steak in a stainless steel pan without setting the smoke alarm off. I've made two in my new place and I'm not burning the steak but hell does it get smokey.