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14956576 No.14956576 [Reply] [Original]

i need your help im desperate for retribution
every time
every single fucking time I order pizza
they strike, they come forth and they assault me
it doesn't matter where
ive been to little seizures, doominos, calzone hut, EVEN MOM AND POP SHOPS LIKE PASQUALI'S PIZZA
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
I ORDER VERY SIMPLY
ONE PEPPERONI PIZZA, LIGHT SAUCE
ITS THE SIMPLEST ORDER EVER AND YET NO MATTER WHAT I DO
THEY HIDE ONE SINGULAR PIECE OF SPICY GREEN PEPPER IN MY PIZZA
IT'S UNDER THE CHEESE SO I CAN'T SEE IT
I INSPECT THE PIZZA BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SAFTEY ANYMORE UNLESS I PEEL EVERY SLICE AND THEN RE-ASSEMBLE IT BY HAND
STOP PUTTING PEPPERS IN MY PIZZA
STOP HIDING THEM IN THERE I DO NOT LIKE THEM
YOU TAKE THE PPPERONI CHES AND LIGHTLY SAUCE IT THEN BAKE THATS IT
JUST STOP PUTTING THESE GREEN PEPPERS IN
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ONLY
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU RSCORN
STOP TAUNTING ME
STOP IT

>> No.14956589

stop shitposting any time

>> No.14956597
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14956597

>>14956589
nah this ones got potential, you've got no taste in shitposts.

>> No.14956624

>>14956576
>SIMPLEST

You cannot even spell basic English words correctly, come back to bitch about wagies when you can.

>> No.14956625
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14956625

>>14956576
I too get the sneaky random green pepper sometimes
here's evidence

>> No.14956634

>>14956576
Based schizo

>> No.14957670

>>14956634
THIS IS REALLLLLLLLL

>> No.14958743

>>14956576
>YOU TAKE THE PPPERONI CHES
thanks for the laughs

>> No.14958757

>>14956624
What?

>> No.14959725

Why so many schizos on 4chan?

>> No.14960321

>>14959725
ITS REALLLLLLLLL
STOP PRETENDING ITS MY BRAIN ITS REAL

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14960337

>>14956597
I take it back, 19 hours and this hasn't gone anywhere. If you're not funnier than the McChicken shitpost then don't bother.

>> No.14960616

>>14960337
WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO GO
ANYWHERE I GO THEY PUT SPICY PEPPER ON MY PIZZA
I'M EATING AND ITS NICE AND SMOOTH THEN SUDDENLY I GET CRUNCH AND BITE OF SPICE
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
IM NOT HEAR FOR YOURE ENTERTAINMENT I JUST WANT TO EAT MY PIZZA IN PEACE
THE GREEN PEPPERS ARE LIKE SLIMY SLUGS CRAWLING THEIR WAY INTO MY TERRITORY AND ATTEMPTING TO TAKE AWAY MY ENJOIYABLE PIZZA
I AM NOT A TELEVISION

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14960664

>>14956576
>>14960616

>> No.14960673

OP HERE I 72 YEARS OLD AND NEVER KNEW A WOMAN. MY PENIS DOES NOT WORK. DOES THIS HELP!??!?!

>> No.14960675

twitter energy post

>> No.14960742
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>>14960616

>> No.14960743

>>14960664
I HOLD SHIFFFFFFFFFFT