/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14946526]

How can an entire family of vegetables be so fucking based?

[Anonymous No.14946536]

>>14946526
>improves literally every dish it's in
>gives you high test
Look a this vegetable and tell me it wasn't made by a higher being. Truly we are blessed.

[Anonymous No.14947351]

>he drinks onion juice

[Anonymous No.14947362]

>>14946526
Onions are a root. Not a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.14947376]

>>14947362
kill yourself shillary nigger

[Anonymous No.14947378]

>>14947362
Can you stop pretending to be retarded? It's tired.

[Anonymous No.14947381]

>>14947378
>pretending

[Anonymous No.14947385]

>>14947378
the term 'root vegetable' is NOT internationally accepted. Its americanised cope for poor education and them trying to normalise school kids being fed fries for their daily "veggies"

[Anonymous No.14947391]

>>14947385
If I have to choose between the american definition and the definition of whatever shithole country with less than half of America's GDP you live in, I know which one I'll use.

[Anonymous No.14947395]

>>14947391
>less than half of America's GDP
you guys still owe China like 20 trillion KEK

[Anonymous No.14947401]

>>14947391
spoken like a chud
imagine defending megacorps lobbying education so they could feed children literal chemical shit

[Anonymous No.14947405]

>>14947385
>the term 'root vegetable' is NOT internationally accepted.

>Wurzelgemüse (literally "root vegetable")
>Légume-racine (literally "vegetable-root")

[Anonymous No.14947406]

>>14947395
More like China owes America suicide by nuclear annihilation if they ever ask to get their money back

[Anonymous No.14947411]

>>14947401
Nobody wins from having onions defined as a vegetable. Nobody would lobby for something that insignificant.
A vegetable is a part of a plant that grows in dirt and that you eat. Get your head out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.14947414]

>>14947395
>he thinks government debt works like personal debt
Go pay of your credit card, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.14947418]

>>14947406
>he thinks china has no warheads
china +rus literally have more nuclear warheads than uk +uk

[Anonymous No.14947426]

>>14947418
>has to include the russians just to cope
Lol, Zhang. Your nuclear arsenal is smaller than Israel's.

[Anonymous No.14947430]

>>14947418
instigating mutual nuclear annihilation is still suicide, retard

[Anonymous No.14947433]

>>14947401
>literal chemical shit
it's just an onion. what you got against onions anon?

[Anonymous No.14947443]

>>14947426
>Israel
ah yes. The true masters of the americans.

Circumcise your kids, goy!
>>14947430
nah it just means america can't """liberate""" the country with false democracy aka a puppet state

[Anonymous No.14947450]

>>14947443
Living in an American puppet state is preferable to living in commie hell. I would have thought that idea would have crossed your mind whenever you installed that VPN, Chang.

[Anonymous No.14947452]

>>14947443
>changes the subject after being BTFO
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[Anonymous No.14947455]

>>14947450
>Living in an American puppet state is preferable
ah yes. Im sure the citizens of Iraq have a better life now.

[Anonymous No.14947459]

>>14947455
Compared to living under China? Fuck yeah, they do.

[Anonymous No.14947461]

>>14947452
look at this chud. How cute. The pasta literally does nothing kek. Like the prayers of a little scared kid.

here Jimmy, say this to make the big evil man go away!!

[Anonymous No.14947463]

>>14947459
not him but
imagine being this brainwashed

try leaving your country once in a while amerimutt. Your cities are literally in shambles.

[Anonymous No.14947465]

>>14947463
Not american, Chang. Better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.14947470]

>>14947465
?
i'm not that poster
>i'm not american but I'll defend them for free
why do you enjoy being a dog?

[Anonymous No.14947473]

>>14947362
onions aren't a root theyre an enlarged stem

[Anonymous No.14947476]

>>14947470
Because as dumb as the average amerishart is, I'm fucking grateful they were the one nation to stand up against the proliferation of communism. If it weren't for them, the USSR would have taken over the entire western world and you'd be in the gulag you fucking ungrateful fuck.

[Anonymous No.14947480]

Jesus, are you faggots enjoying this shit? Do you take every opportunity to engage in intercontinental bearbaiting on a fucking food and cooking board?

This was supposed to be a thread about aliums.

[Anonymous No.14947484]

>>14947476
>sucking up to americans this much
>implying they are not guilty of a bunch of horrible war crimes too
are you into scat?

[Anonymous No.14947486]

>>14947480
>aliums
all nonwhites are aliens and they should be deported from the USA.

[Anonymous No.14947487]

>>14947405
My personal favourite is: Кopнeплóд (Root-Fetus).

[Anonymous No.14947489]

>>14947484
No, I'm not.
Now that I have answered your question, please, answer mine. What's your nationality, you third-worlder?

[Anonymous No.14947491]

>>14947486
based

[Anonymous No.14947492]

>>14947484
>>14947486
Samefag bait-tard. Shoo.

[Anonymous No.14947493]

>>14947489
>i'm not
i doubt it, lmao. Keep sucking on that circumcised jewslave sausage and beg for your green card. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14947507]

>>14947493
Imagine being so fucking ashamed of your own country you deflect my question that fucking hard, lmao.
To be expected, only people from complete shit countries speaking monkey-tier languages would be that opposed to defining onions as being vegetables.

[Anonymous No.14947524]

>>14947507
>deflect
i dont answer the bait questions of those i have zero respect for. What a utter bootlicker

[Anonymous No.14947527]

>>14947507
Dude, calm down. You're clearly being baited here. Notice how he's talking out of all sides of his mouth trying to rile up responses while ignoring on-topic discussion.

[Anonymous No.14947529]

>>14947524
>t. third worlder

[Anonymous No.14947534]

>>14947476
>Because as dumb as the average amerishart is, I'm fucking grateful they were the one nation to stand up against the proliferation of communism.

c r i n g e captain america fanfic

instead of communism america gave the world slow cancer in the form of degeneracy, feminism and sjwism

[Anonymous No.14947540]

>>14947534
I'd rather be surrounded by degenerate trans faggots than be shot in the back of the head for saying mean things about Winnie the Poo, Chang.

[Anonymous No.14947544]

>>14947540
>I'd rather be surrounded by degenerate trans faggots
takes one to know one
so you admit to being a tranny
makes sense now!

[Anonymous No.14947547]

>>14947544
>I'd rather be surrounded
Oh, I'm sure you'd rather be surrounded, on all sides by big POZ'd cocks!
haha I quote half your message and fill the rest with retarded unrelated shit! Look how quirky I am!

[Anonymous No.14947548]

I give up. Clearly both of you faggots enjoy this back-and-forth and have no intentions of having a relevant on-topic discussion.

[Anonymous No.14947550]

>>14947548
lmao it's fucking onions what the fuck is there to talk about

[Anonymous No.14947557]

>>14947547
i hope your son becomes a tranny and cuts off his own cock so you can experience american values 1st hand
>>14947548
onions is a word filter for soy so lets not pretend you arent looking for political discussions

[Anonymous No.14947568]

>>14947557
Hope your son will gets a good enough social credit score so he doesn't have to rely on eating errand dogs just to survive.

[Anonymous No.14947617]

>>14947548
It's one Slavic ESL obsessed with Americaland as per usual. Expect him to repeat mindless variations on the same phrase for hours.

[Anonymous No.14948177]

>>14946526
Thread is shitty with all the political nonsense so instead I'll ask this,
Is it worth planting/growing your own onions flavor wise? Or are they just about the same?

[Anonymous No.14948181]

>>14947385
Retards leave

[Anonymous No.14948191]

>>14948177
You can get onions with a stronger flavor if that's what you want, green onion and that type is easy to grow and is cheaper that way flavor wise it is about the same on those

[Anonymous No.14948203]

>>14946526
post your onion collection bros

[Anonymous No.14948219]

>>14948181
here is your balanced school lunch bro
courtesy of monsanto and other companies

[Anonymous No.14948228]

>>14948219
get off 4chan mom. take your meds

[Anonymous No.14948229]

>>14948228
t. obese potato eating chud

[Anonymous No.14948231]

>>14947385
>in my home country of Uganda, roots are considered a protein

[Anonymous No.14948262]

>could have had comfy onion thread
>Get terrible tribal monkeys invading about which ape tribe is stronger
Worst timeline

[Anonymous No.14948369]

I have started putting scallion in a lot more western dishes, but I don't really get white onions because we don't get them here.

Wild onions are great in salad
I often eat the onion heart like a hunter heats liver

[Anonymous No.14948852]

>>14947461

fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.14948867]

>>14948203
The red onion and yellow onion look so dry...
I hope you plan to use them in stocks or soups

[Anonymous No.14948868]

>>14948262
welcome to 4chan in 2020. they are everywhere. the simpler/more accessible the topic of the board, the more prevalent.

[Anonymous No.14948975]

>>14947418
>>14947426
Brainlet here, why does number of warheads even matter, once you have "enough?" Like, does it make a difference if we have a bagillion and China "only" has 260? That seems like enough to blow up everything you could conceivably want to blow up.

[Anonymous No.14948989]

>>14948975
its just a flex. Nobody actually wants to use them. This is also the reason why a hot war with china will never happen.

[Anonymous No.14948999]

>>14948989
>its just a flex. Nobody actually wants to use them. This is also the reason why a hot war with china will never happen.
I understand MAD, I just don't get why anyone would be like "china only has 260 nukes lmao." How many do they think they'd need?

[Anonymous No.14949089]

>>14948999
The arms race was just something the american military industrial complex and the glowies invented to steal billions of dollars from the taxpayers by fearmongering about how the Soviet Union/AlQaida/China/whatever is gonna take over the world and destroy America if Boeing doesn't get another bullshit multibillion contract.
In the case of nukes, NATO built so many because the glowies fed false information to their own governments and populations for decades about how supposedly the Warsaw pact had much more weapons and missiles than the US. This always forced the USSR to escalate in order to keep up so they couldn't be wiped out in a first strike, making it easier for the glowies to pressure politicians to spend even more money.

[Anonymous No.14949114]

>>14949089
so, any armchair generals bragging about the irrelevant strength of their country's military or nuclear stockpile are just fully propagandized into being cheerleaders for weapons manufacturers?

[Anonymous No.14949141]

>>14949114
Basically. And the same goes for all the gun-ho by jimbo military hardware wank bullshit popular in spy and military sci fi literature, tv, movies and videogames. The CIA has an actual policies in the matter to push their agenda on the media, many of the top leadership in the US press are actually CIA or NSA people. Read about operation Mockinbird.

[Anonymous No.14949151]

>>14946526
Red onion is the best vegetable on the planet.
Spring onion in mashed potato is fucking KING SHIT.

[Anonymous No.14949176]

>>14948867
have u ever seen an onion in your life???

[Anonymous No.14949247]

>>14947459
You're an unironic retard and you're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.14949448]

>>14949141
>tfw I'm now manually remembering being excited to play America's Army the PC game and genuinely considering joining the military
the worst part of propaganda is that it works