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>>14944863might as well be a pita shop
Posted 3 different versions of this WebM. In three different threads, I started. Got banned all 3 times.For flooding?
>>14944846>maizenaCorn starch?>Confiture ceriseSome sort of jam?
>>14945141yes and it's black cherry jamit's a gateau basque https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A2teau_Basque
>>14945065It's like he can't even touch the vegetables without them hurting him.
>>14944999>when you attempt to identify the taste of the sauce and right after you swallowed the whole thing you suspect cum
>>14945077how to make something vile with decent ingredient cooked to death
>>14945162imagine busting tammy's ass open like that
>>14944861SHE POURED THE FUCKING WHEY DOWN THE DRAIN GIVE IT TO US AT /FIT/ YOU FUCJKING WHORE
>"Hey let's do a webm. thread">some turdeater shits up the thread with JackpostingLike clockwork
>>14944913Yeah I mean at that point you might as well just fold the damn thing.
The same Jack webms. Again. Yay
>>14944861Oh sure, because I just have liquid rennet in my cupboards lmao
Wow that's a lot of jack webms I didn't click
>>14945114Why are those so wide? Why didn't he just turn it over?
>>14945719>WhyBecause he's retarded. That's why. That's always why.
>>14945049it"s a trap bro
So it's agreed, while yes Jackposting is always a good thing it's like a seasoning. You need to know how to use just enough
>>14946034I'd say that variety is also a key component.
>>14945031Poor omelette it didnt stand a chance in this world
>>14945320Even if you're not a /fit/fag it can still be used for other things. I've made bread with leftover whey instead of water and the bread comes out really nicely.
>>14944846What's the name of the thing?
>>14945221Ja/ck/ is very familiar with the taste of bull cum
>>14945211I made this webm and never imagined it would live this long
>>14946171Now imagine all the lost ones. Like tears in the rain.
>>14946171>>14946225post all jacks that havent been posted
>>14946586I'll post one. That's probably more than enough.
>>14945054Is this a normal thing to make?Also:>>14945065>>14945073post-stroke and he's still making gross recipes
>>14945351Is that bird seed?
>>14944846Fuck yeah. Gonna make this for my mom
>>14946975we must return
>>14945094WHY HE PUNCH EGGOUT OF ALL OF HIS HABITSEGG PUNCH IS THE WORST
I expected more overproduced sped up videos like OP damnit.Alsoanyone got anything that involves s'mores? I looove s'mores.
>>14947757When I have time ill figure out the webm process and will help provide oc for these threads.
bravo, jackposter. thank you for the entertainment
>>14945303What the fuck is this fat retard doing in this video?
>>14947772You're on your ass posting on 4chan. You have time, you're just a lazy cunt
i hate jack posters
>>14944863why do people only do weird shit on pizza? you never see some asshole putting strawberries in their chili or apple slices on their burger
>>14944913Are you saying that because he's a cameljockey dunecoon you racist fuck!? Stop appropriating his culture onto the choices he makes in the culinary fields. Bigot.
>>14944863is swedish pizza an euphemism for something?
>>14945681Good joke recipe if entertaining a guest, pull the ol' "they ended up a mite bit burnt" and present the blackest meat they've ever seen.
>>14948068you only eat that type of pizza when youve been drinking, it tastes pretty good, only downside is its all made by arabs, 99% of pizza places are arabs, family business and whats going on in their family business you think? money launderingthe most rated pizza place in all of sweden only has swedes working there, its somewhere in central stockholm, never eaten then because its obviously expensive because high rent to have a store/resturantes in central stockholm and the bougie fucks are willing to pay high prices for "good" pizza its like when you visit rome and retards go to tourist places and get a tiny ass pizza and pay 30 bucks for it, instead of going to the local areas and pay half the prices and much more content on the pizza the banana pizza with other "exotic" shit in it is because of the boomers in 70-80s start imported american culture and exotic was cool at the timethe most common pizza for young people is "kebabpizza", kebab with some "strong" or garlic sauce, some vegetables and sometimes fries
>>14946975monkey cooking > anglo cooking
there is no point to these threads
>>14944990kek what a retard
>>14949591it's always ruined by countless jack webms posted for the trillionth time
>>14944863the kebab one looks good, fuck that banana crap though
>>14946145lmao that's really funny
>>14945350we own this board
>>14947994local burger joint puts pinapple in their burgers.
>>14950652Pineapple on a burger is delish
>>14947994The banana would be cooking banana, which is much less sweet than what you're probably thinking of. Other than that, there's nothing outlandish there.
>>14951034motherfucker dressed like a crown royal bag
>>14946140Omlette du fromage
>>14950616It's funny, I was raised on Salmon Croquettes and not once have I considered anything outside that variant existed.
>>14950659>bakeThat's roasting. Not baking.
can I get the butter burgers?
>>14944863Cant wait to move to Sweden and puke this shit out
>>14944863>shrimp, banana, curry, and mushrooms>"""pizza"""what the fuck is wrong with sw*des
>>14951825What's the difference? Dough?
>>14944861then flip it once week for 6-12 months for good cheese
>>14945010These gifs get sadder when you realize he can't move the right arm.
>>14950335>wenah it's just youjust like you're used to
>>14945318Dull as fuck knife and that's such a disgusting slab of shit right there. Jesus he is vile.
>>14949591There is always hope, my child.
>>14951034>dips tuna spoon into mayo jar
>>14951208I just googled that. OP's dish looks nothing like Omlette du fromage
>>14953054>What do you want??>egg sandwitch..? I think we can work something out.
>>14953054There's no order in selecting an egg?
>>14945054Actually looks good for once.
>>14951034hate this weak chinned faggot so much
>>14953317So it would appear to the untrained eye. But the surly king is actually selecting the perfect egg for each customer. He can tell at a glance which egg goes with the inherent traits of each customer.
>>14944999>>14945006>>14945010>>14945017>>14945020>>14945031>>14945037>>14945044 Newfag to this board, is this guy fucking serious? It's not a parody?
>>14953839he made a youtube cooking channel as a means to advertise his recently defunct BBQ sauce. it was like a how-to pre-begginers' guide to cooking created by someone without ability. it's a serious production but he does not take himself seriously in it.
>>14953859OK, but how can you be THIS inept? I don't expect Gordon Ramsey dishes, but this just looks like you would get food poisoning.
>>14953950opening an egg with one hand is ineptitude to you?
>>14954003You realize he's doing that because his shitty lifestyle led to a stroke and he can barely use his other arm?
>>14950517is that why its called gyros?
>>14944863Kebab one seems tasty
>>14954035no he's not. that footage is from his california home which I'm sure you know he resided at before being disabled by a stroke.
>>14945728ok i'm gonna go and kms.
>>14950510SAUCE. ON. THE .SIDE
>>14950521God damn i fucking hate this dumb prick
>>14946975i'm glad we could answer that one anon's thread about whether animals could be trained to cook
>>14945049That's a dude with tits.
>>14945049I'd flood her (with my cum!)
where is the one with the giga fat woman making some sausage cheese abomination?
>>14947994people do all kinds of stupid shit with chili what are you talking about. one of the most popular additions to chili in the us is macaroni noodles
>>14945509Obviously you'd buy it for the sole purpose of making the cheese, fool
>>14953167you can see he raises the spoon to clean it with his mouth before putting it on the counter, no big deal
>>14954118he handles the fork like the 5 years old child he kidnapped
>>14944863> swedish pizza> mehmed aslan
>>14955074Who is this man
>>14945246what mother fucking non-neutonian sauce did he make
>>14955074Reminds me of the sopranos slampig
>>14946586I think the ones I've made have all been posted
>>1494491390% of pizzarias in Scandinavia basically are. Pizzas, burgers, pitas, durum rolls, kebab boxes, kebab, half a fried chicken, a whole fried chicken, calzones, shitty steaks, pastas, fries. Very popular with hungover people.
>>14945219I just knew that oil was going to be ice cold
>>14945274>phone in discarded meat packet
>>14944846they're pretty good at piping
>>14955368that was pretty cool, thanks for posting.
>>14953859>he does not take himself seriouslyMotherfucker, Jack's ego is bigger than his stomach. He thinks he's a YouTube celebrity
>>14955939why is she so stupid?
>>14956278imagine sitting down and eating this. what the fuck
>>14944999i thought his shirt said idiot avenue and i said to myself yep
>>14950659>membrane still on
>>14945365When do you think that chicken gets a "me too"?
>>14947566Looks like a premade brine mix.
>>14945065what a disgusting attempt at tzatziki
>>14951034You know I totally forgot I used to make tuna salad sandwiches like 15 years ago. I totally forgot this food existed.Woah taking me way back there
>>14955116I should try this
>>14945017>>14945020>>14945188Why doesn't he use his other hand?
>>14956731he had a stroke so he needs to rehabilitate it
>>14956278That will literally kill you.
>>14956740>>14956731Don't worry. Thanks to the healing power of Jesus he's much better now.
>>14956818>How to make Alabama white
>>14953054This is a palate cleanser for this >>14950498
>>14947994You've never seen someone put pieces of apple in chili?
>>14945330If I was a billionaire. I would buy 4chan for the sole purpose of making jack posting a permanently bannable offense.
>>14950502Every time I see this. I want to see the girl who did the vodka pour. She clearly has a nice bosom.
>>14956708I would always put the salad between two piece of bread. It was nice if I had celery on hand to dice into it.
>>14955299Minus 25 lbs sure
>>14955088wth? Was the cheese on Ramsay's grilled cheese not melted?
>>14945246What the fuck is this shit?
>>14945350I was on /jp/ the other day and some retarded tried shitting up a thread with that cunt as well. jackposters should be hung.
>>14944863>we took a kebab and made it more annoying to cook and eatwhy
>>14957335Too much cornstarch, he accidentally made a non-newtonian fluid.
>>14956284STOP MAKING FUN OF MARN HE HAD A DISEAAAASE
>>14957427Being obese is an easily curable disease.
>>14957433It's not the obesity I was talking about
>>14945037that is the laziest fucking pizza i've ever seen. I'm genuinely mad.
>>14945569>>14945572>>14945575>>14945577>>14945681The thing I love about Wolfgang is all of his dishes are like a flashback to 80's fine dining. He was the king of his era. I respect him.
>>149450773 tubs Ricotta cheese? this is sad to watch.
>>14950616this is the only one of these meme recipes that i've actually made. it's actually pretty decent, but you have to make a good sauce for them.
>>14947814curing the pink eye he got from being disgusting with cayenne
>>14957456He's just making a double batch.
>>14945073what is this one even supposed to be?
>>14957864awful webm, is this a thinly veiled waifu webm?
>>14955773And they've somehow managed to get away with culturally appropriating italians.>Venezia Pizzeria>Bella Napoli Pizzeria>All run by arabs not making anything close to Italian pizza
>>14944846>that one ingredient they don't list at 0:46AAAAAHHHHHH FUCKING TELL ME WHAT THAT IS YOU FRENCH FUCK!!!!
>>14945049For posting trannies.
>>14945224i dont even know where to start
>>14953317Order through chaos, my friend.
>>14957821An abstract form of suicide.
>>14957933Reference to Jacking (flooding) threads,.. Being OK, but one controversial Webm gets thread removed.
It's not as bad as it looks from the thumbnail
>>14955074Can young women do anything on video without hoeing up?????
>>14958105Literally nothing wrong with using spaghetti scissors
>>14944863>Swedish Pizza.webm>Mehmed AslanLMAO
>>14944863>kebab meat pizza with raw veg and spicy sauceThat's literally just an openfaced kebab not a pizza
>>14958070Lightly seasoned with metal shavings>>14956818> Tell me about JackBane, why does he wear the glove?
>>14958656>Lightly seasoned with metal shavings>At no point is anything done that could create metal shavings
>>14958113they actually put this shit in a book?
>>14958685A power drill has way more torque than the human hand, use it for long enough and it will grind away the mechanism.>>14958105How can one man be so based to have inspired a generationhttps://www.today.com/food/man-uses-scissors-eat-spaghetti-t174910
>>14957915Just a bit of vanilla extract
>>14956557What's that? If you prepare the food wrong it doesn't taste as good? No shit.
>>14958780I'm pretty certain he'd stop recommending it if that were actually a problem in all the years he's been using it.
>>14959010I've seen this noodle slide in nichijou too... is there a practical reason to make the noodles slide 10 feet downstream or do they do it just because it looks cool?
>>14959044I guess it's easier for the cooks maybe?Sucks to be sitting higher up, if you miss them you need to get more.
>>14959044It's a summertime novelty thing, mostly. Rather than chilling down the somen with ice, they cool it with cold flowing water and make a game out of catching it.
>>14959044all about the 'gram
>>14957280Because he's an idiot and used a hard cheese. I'm not usually a hater, but that has to be one of the worst "grilled cheese" attempts I've ever seen.
>>14944846Why did they add fleur del sel (finishing salt) INSIDE?
>>14958125no, they've been trained since birth to be hoes.
>>14945211>>14946171TY anoni watch it at least 5 times every time i see it postedthe tongue flick is so gluttonous but graceful am i disgusted or aroused?either way i'm having fun
>>14944846Whoa whoa whoa whoa, maïzena..!?
>>14958113This one looks good, potatoes veggies cheese and eggs
>>14959633>>14955088this pisses me off
>>14945010Take your nasty ass jewelery off when you handle your nasty ass food.Who tf is this dude. Garbage fire.
>>14945088God help us
>>14945229Oh wow, starting to giggle now. This whinnie the pooh mf
>>14945270>Trying to render heat out of onions.Learn about heat control pls.
>>14957898yeah this is actual Cultural Appropriation
>>14959871>fleur del sel = ("flower of salt" in French; French pronunciation: [flœʁ də sɛl]) or flor de sal (also "flower of salt" in Portuguese, Spanish and Catalan) is a salt that forms as a thin, delicate crust on the surface of seawater as it evaporates. Fleur de sel has been collected since ancient times (it was mentioned by Pliny the Elder in his book Natural History), although it was traditionally used as a purgative and salve. It is now used as a finishing salt to flavor and garnish food. The name comes from the flower-like patterns of crystals in the salt crust.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleur_de_sel
>>14945320We use to make a whey reduction with smoked rosemary (burnt AF in the sally). Reduced it till nappé and tossed it with pasta. Honestly that shit could go on anything
>>14945137jesus fucking christ
>>14957676even for a double batch i wouldve haved only used one of those. not three. might as well eat yogurt at that point.
>>14954118this guy is so unnerving
>>14958070he could have used the drill without the cannister if he tightened the drill chuck around the actual piece
>>14945065it's like his heart hurts if he moves too fast
>>14960757I think he both wanted a spacer and a way to cap it so the peppercorns don't fall out. Without messing up the wood of the top ball.
>>14944846Pretty good looking
>>14960012I'm glad you're enjoying it, anon. Have an uncommon Ja/ck/
>>14945236>>14945096>>14945188>>14945211>>14945236>>14945307>>14945330>bites 1/4 of the food in one go>tongue out slurp up>moves his head not his handi hate it so fucking much FUCK this guy. 3rd stroke coming in nicely
>>14944861We farmer types just used a bit of a calves stomach after butchering
>>14945006I open up cans and make food?
>>14958113It's even worse, actually.
>>14960042Heh. You've been Ja/ck/'d off
>>14950498>Pasi visihero on YouTube
>>14955447You think the reason all these girls get into mukbangs is because they can write off all their meals as "business expenses" on their taxes?
>>14957821My guess would be a completely fucked up trifle
>>14958070If only someone would hurry up and invent electric pepper grinders
>>14955773sounds like canada too + butter chicken and samosas
>>14946599That is one fantastic salad
>>14958070God i fucking hate Alton Brown
>>14945049Haha imagine if she'd use her piss as salad dressing. Wouldn't that be funny haha? haha.
>>14956261mmmm, that's really foul.
>>14956265nope, that's worse
>>14945006What the fuck this looks horrible
>>14945088Shit like this makes me sometimes believe this guy is not for real and everything is a super ellaborate ruse
>>14958113why do they always put so much cheese? goddamn
>>14964213I thought it was custard initially
>>14955029Oh man, I remember that one.
>>14955447you never seem them swallow in their videosalso you never see them actually eat their food