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14944082 No.14944082 [Reply] [Original]

Is square-cut ever ok?

>> No.14944096

>>14944082
It's a white person way to further their hatred of PoC by attacking via their culture using cuisine.

>> No.14944097

>>14944096
What?

>> No.14944112

>>14944082
I prefer pie style but at the end of the day, who gives a shit

>> No.14944157

>>14944082
Well yeah, they cut it like that for parties. But obviously if you are your average /ck/ glutton you are going to eat the entire thing yourself, so no there it doesn't make sense.

>> No.14944164

>>14944096
I thought Italians were white

>> No.14944168

>>14944164
Cool it with the racism. We're talking about cooking here.

Mmmmm K?

>> No.14944169

>>14944082
Just seems ineffective, cut it in the middle then middle again and fold the slices instead

>> No.14944189

>>14944169
>fold the slices
We talk about pizza here, not calzone

>> No.14944200

>>14944082
How you gonna hold onto those 4 in the middle?

>> No.14944203

>>14944189
It's still a pizza as it has no "roof" which let's it cool and hold the sauce

>> No.14944206

>>14944082
yeah but only on a square pizza? thought that was basic knowledge

>> No.14944217

>>14944200
>NOO NOT ICKY CHEESE AND SAUCE ON MY FINGIE WINGIES

>> No.14944218

>>14944082
No. But unfortunately every. single. restuarant. in my area does this.

>> No.14944225

>>14944168
>first post is race related

>> No.14944227

Only with a parmo. Never for pizza

>> No.14944228

>>14944217
I know you're just being silly but that is a very real and reasonable concern though

>> No.14944281
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>>14944096
>italians
>PoC

>> No.14944302

>>14944082
only for fucking huge pizzas

>> No.14944325

the dominoes thin curst is square cut which works because it is basically a cracker with a dusting of tomato and cheese

>> No.14944333
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14944333

>>14944082
As long as there is pizza to be had it really doesn't matter. Pizza is life!

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>>14944168
I can tell your the type of person who hates aborigines and natives. I can see it in your eyes. Do you also like cutting pizza into squares you monster?
Fucking Christopher Columbus.

>> No.14944394

Only on thin crust

>> No.14944404

>>14944169
>not eating your pizza with a knife and fork the way it was meant to be
What are you, some kind of barbarian?

>> No.14944405

>>14944082
It's for prudish women who want to be seen eating the minimum amount of food possible

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14944425

Now it doesn't make a hell of a lot of whole sense, now does it?

>> No.14944439

>>14944404
>barbarians
As Rome fell, Italy was invaded by barbarians from the north. Technically, everyone, including the people who invented pizza, are just ancestors of barbarians
>tfw eating pizza with a knife and fork is literally barbarous

>> No.14944442

>>14944425
You're supposed to put each piece on a plate

>> No.14944447

>>14944112
Not having crust to grab and having more surface area for the topping to slough off.

>> No.14944641

>>14944333
Plz tell me she has a penis

>> No.14944679

>>14944404
If that's your definition then yes although of course I use a knife to cut it

>> No.14944691

>>14944439
>he fell for the barbarized italy meme

>> No.14944694

>>14944082
Square, round, trapezoid - it doesn't fucking matter, because it's going all look the same when you shit it out anyway. Pizza is pizza and only autists care about things like shape.

>> No.14944702

>>14944394
im not gonna be a fucking baby about it if someone gets a pizza cut into squares but yeah, thin crust is much more accommodating. regular pizza gets messy/soggy without the crust to anchor it

>> No.14944726

>>14944641
Fake nails, fake boobs, fake hair. Yeah your typical cunt.

>> No.14944733

west side of chicago only

>> No.14944737

It's a Chicago thin crust thing... right?
Or to appease juvenile palates that hate edge crust?

>> No.14944746

>>14944200
Your fingers do get greasy, but it’s worth those delicious middle pieces.

>> No.14944757

>>14944447
if I'm eating pizza that day I'm already beyond giving a shit

>> No.14944760

>>14944726
>cunt
I hope not.

>> No.14944784
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14944784

yes when it's old forge style

>> No.14944786

>>14944082
>Square cut pizza
Absolutely disgusting, the edge piece's are all crust and the middle has nowhere to hold it.

>> No.14944866

>>14944082
square cut is the ideal method for a party because it creates more slices.

>> No.14944902

>>14944866
And all of them are garbage.

>> No.14944958

This is some Midwest shit. You guys are retarded.

>> No.14944962

>>14944082
Yes, on a thin crust 'go 'za which is a rather based form of 'za.

>> No.14944994

>>14944082
Only on those square/rectangular pizza that were popular in restaurants before they closed.

>> No.14944998

>>14944096
good

>> No.14945012

>>14944096
Hitler’s favorite desert was a good old fashioned apple streusel. I like to have one every Friday while watching Golden Girls and drinking Spaten. I also like good quality threads on the board /ck/

>> No.14945026

>>14945012
How's the right arm, after all those heiling?

>> No.14945068
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>>14945026
Not too bad man, it’s a weird sensation keeping my unironic Heiling masked by a passion for cooking. You may remember from such threads as “anon makes schnitzel” and “your potato salad had better be mustard based or so help me God”

>> No.14945079

if youve got an extra large and have to feed a dozen 7 year olds

you can just make the squares whatever size you want, you arent beholden to the laws of pi

>> No.14945099

>>14945079
This, squares are good for crowds

>> No.14945376

>>14944962
I know you talk this way ironically but I still hate you for it.

>> No.14945536

>>14945376
>he doesn’t like ‘za
Seriously mate?

>> No.14945722

>>14944958
Plus one. My roommate from Ohio has his fake cardboard Kraft parmesan cheese dust in the fridge like it's ever gonna go bad.

>> No.14945732

>>14945722
It is still a dairy product.

>> No.14945749
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14945749

>>14944082
Nothing says "party!" quite like square-cut pizza!

>> No.14946076

>>14945099
more like good for cowards

>> No.14946079

>>14946076
Afraid of getting sauce on our hands, are we?

>> No.14946086

>>14946079
yes

>> No.14946100

>>14945012
my kind of girl. hit me up on myspace.

>> No.14946106

>>14946086
Embrace your dirty side
>>14946100
Don’t tease me, silly boys

>> No.14946109

>>14946106
no

>> No.14946207

>>14944082
It's always okay because it's the best cut.
>>14944096
Also this.

>> No.14946249

>>14946207
Ok chud

>> No.14946260

>>14946249
*chad

>> No.14946285

>>14944082
If people order thin crust I prefer it square cut, don’t know why.

>> No.14946438

>>14946109
Just lick the sauce off your hands

>> No.14946488

>>14946249
is that the new spelling for chad?

>> No.14946495

>>14944096
Actually, it's BIPOC.

>> No.14946585

>>14944082
only when the pizza itself is square. gimme 2 corners and a coke

>> No.14946601

>>14944082
Yep. Detroit style. The GOAT pizza.

>> No.14946608

>>14944082
Only if the entire pizza is in the shape of a square or rectangle.

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14946616

>>14944082
Only with cracker crust and only if you live in St. Louis and want to spite new york and chicago at the same time by showing them how to enjoy doing pizza in the worst way while still tasting good.

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14946672

abso-fucking-lutely

>> No.14946707 [DELETED] 

>>14944164
Italians are half niggers

>> No.14946750

>>14946616
Absolutely based.

>> No.14946793

>>14944082
when it's one of those ridiculously large like 40 inch pizzas they used to order at school for parties

>> No.14946823

>>14944082
If you're haveing a party w a ton of kids its effective and they don't realised they're getting screwed out of a full slice lol.

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14946832

>>14944365

>> No.14946833

>>14945749
>>14944082
Nothing says cheap skate or poor fsg quite like square cut pizza

>> No.14946841

>>14944439
This, and so many ppl fell for the the we wuz romans and sheet meme.

>> No.14946853

>>14946616
Every place in Chicago does square cut thin crust pizza

>> No.14946857

>>14946841
Ok chud

>> No.14946940

>>14946853
it's true. when I was growing up in the Franklin park area we'd get square-cuts from a place called Grand Stand. unforgettable pizza

>> No.14947125

>>14944082
Only if the pizza's molded into a square or rectangle.

>> No.14947219

>>14944082
No. Only contrarian faggots would bother to cut a pizza this way. It is suboptimal to traditional slicing in every way.

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>>14944164
>>14946707
Depends on the region, South-Italians cluster closest with Ashkenazi-Jews, North-Italians with Portuguese and Spanish.
So oddly, in the US political context the darker South-Italians might be considered an indistinguishable group within white oppressors, and an over-representation of Terroni ignored similar to how it is handled with Ashkenazi. While the often blue eyed North-Italians could be seen as part of the oppressed Hispanics.

>> No.14947423

>>14944082
Pros: Sometimes you want a piece that's just the pizza with no crust
Cons: Those tiny triangle pieces that are a just crust and a spit of tomato sauce.
I like squares desu. Feels like you get your moneys worth cause you're eating more square pieces than triangle pieces.

>> No.14947762

>>14947219
Thanks commander Data. Go down to sickbay and get your homophobia chip checked.

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14947780

>>14944082
no. that ain't a pizza. you faggots ruined it

>> No.14947908

>>14944082
In Wisconsin I couldn't get those motherfuckers to give me a pie cut. They'd always forget.

>> No.14947919

>>14947410
>polgenetics
*yawn* get a life

>> No.14947925

>>14947219
It is optimal for huge pizza party pizzas.

>> No.14947954

>>14946833
It's about the low dedication requirement. You grab a slice and down it in 2-3 bites and move on without having to wander the room with a plate or leave a half eaten full sized slice on a kitchen counter somewhere. You've probably already got a hand on a bottle/glass/cup, nobody wants to dual wield a pie cut while wondering if they're even hungry enough for more than a few bites in between their drinks.

It's not classy and it's not a meal sized cut, but that's not the point. It's pizza. You eat square cut pizza at college parties and superbowls where the host never learned to cook.

>> No.14947970

>>14944082
For thin crust, yes.

>> No.14947985

Those middle slices are heaven

>> No.14948007

>>14946616
is this CWP?

>> No.14948088

Dude what if we're all just 'za cause we go through life baked?

>> No.14948485

>>14946616
What the hell are you on about, square-cut thin crust is everywhere in Chicago

>> No.14948518

>>14944096
fpbp

>> No.14948523

>>14944082
I remember in college we only cut pizzas in squares when a fatass is going to eat it with us.

>> No.14948526

Nobody west of Philadelphia should be allowed to make pizza. You people are goons.

>> No.14948538

>>14944096
>Pizza
>Nigger cuisine

Are you retarded

>> No.14948553 [DELETED] 

>>14944096
"P"oC

>> No.14948709

>>14947925
Which you should never participate in

>> No.14948854

>>14944784
Underrated post

>> No.14948881

>>14948007
Imo's

>> No.14948886
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14948886

i used to travel to quad cities for business, fucking horrible place. but god damn they have good pizza. who the fuck knew there was such a thing a 'quad cities pizza' but i gotta hand it to them

>> No.14948925

Only if the pizza is square. Otherwise you just get some fucked up slices.

>> No.14949782

I use it for pancakes to distribute syrup and to fit in my mouth better. But for a hand held food like pizza the only appropriate way to eat it is in a triangle slice properly folded

>> No.14949810

>>14944096
White people are the people of color, god damn it. The paler your skin the greater the array of colors it is capable of expressing. Red when burnt, purple when suffocating, mottled when covered with acne. Color is OUR thing, not theirs.

>> No.14950689

>>14944444

>> No.14950727

I think it depends on the pizza. Specialty pizzas like bbq or buffalo chicken, Alfredo or hamburger are fine square. If it's pepperoni, Italian sausage, Margherita or even just cheese, it should be pie cut.

>> No.14950868

>>14944082
Yeah, square cut is great if you've got some large group, like a conference, where you need food just to keep going rather than a big meal.

>> No.14950875

>>14946438
no

>> No.14951061

>>14948485
Yeah but not with "provel" cheese on a cracker. You don't understand the true horror of st louis style pizza.

>> No.14951077

>>14944164
Mama Nigga!

>> No.14952085

Man, its pizza. If you served it to me in big puzzle pieces I'd be happy. Especially if it was that pizza. Good deal.

>> No.14952619

>>14944217
>Eating with your hands
monke

>> No.14953164

>>14944082
square cut is to feed more people.