how do i properly prepare fish?

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Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:47:33 2020 No.14940854 [DELETED]

how do i properly prepare fish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:49:15 2020 No.14940858 >>14940854 Fish weighs >10lbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:49:49 2020 No.14940861 15 pounds

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:50:54 2020 No.14940867 >>14940861 That's not 10 pounds more than 7.5 It's 20, no tricks about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:50:59 2020 No.14940868 >>14940854 x = 10 + 0.5x x = 20

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:51:12 2020 No.14940869 20 lbs. literally just a stupid way to say that 10 pounds is half its eight

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:52:26 2020 No.14940873 >>14940854 Skin it, peel it, bone it. Pan it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 19:59:43 2020 No.14940897 >>14940892 Do tell, because the answer is 20 no matter how you slice it. >deleted KWAB

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 20:00:06 2020 No.14940900 >>14940854 This is stupid because goldfish don't weigh 50 pounds.

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 20:02:22 2020 No.14940907

>>14940854
For trout:
1) Gut it.
2) Clean out blood along spine.
3) Cut down to the spine just behind the pectoral fins.
4) Slice along the spine down to the caudal fin and stop before cutting off filet.
5) Flip the filet still attached to the fish onto your cutting board (skin side down) and run your knife flat between the skin and filet.
6) Repeat on steps 3-5 for your other filet.

*If you want skin on, start by running your knife perpendicular across the scales to remove them. Repeat the steps 1-4 except complete the cut at the caudal fin to remove your filets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 20:06:36 2020 No.14940922 File: 3.91 MB, 4032x3024, 20190830_095516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Walking in japan Many koi swim around me I like the white one

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 20:13:29 2020 No.14940946 >>14940897 It says 10 pounds more, not 10 pounds less

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 20:19:08 2020 No.14940972 >>14940854 cook it until it's done, or don't. Doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 20:21:59 2020 No.14940977 >>14940972 just don't overcook it. most fish are disgusting overcooked. except maybe salmon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 20:56:25 2020 No.14941090 File: 205 KB, 936x1256, Fish cooking method.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14940854

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:32:53 2020 No.14941446 >>14940868 >>14940869 >>14940897 i dont get the question it only says "10 pounds more than half its weight" where does it say 10 pounds IS half its weight? the fish could weigh like 4lbs or whatever

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:42:41 2020 No.14941484 File: 18 KB, 540x427, abacus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941446

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:51:38 2020 No.14941516 File: 46 KB, 680x684, g18zWyM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941484 Shut the fuck dude how else is he going to learn if you don't tell him, but instead mock him

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:52:53 2020 No.14941520 >>14941484 bet you can't solve it too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:54:12 2020 No.14941529 >>14941446 because it wont work with any other number

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:57:11 2020 No.14941541 >>14941446 x = 10 + 0.5x x-0.5x = 10 0.5x = 10 x = 10/0.5 x= 20 can't make it any simpler than that. This is like middle school algebra

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:57:42 2020 No.14941542 >>14941529 ???? the fish could be 4 lbs as an example so.. 1/2 of 4 is 2 2 + 10 is 12 12 + 2 = 14 so the fish is 14 lbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 22:59:35 2020 No.14941551 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault_(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941541 ty anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:00:03 2020 No.14941553 >>14941542 It's both 4 and 14 lbs at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:00:09 2020 No.14941554 >>14941542 So you have a fish that weighs 4 pounds and 14 pounds simultaneously. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:00:28 2020 No.14941557 >>14941541 >x-0.5x = 10 >0.5x = 10 i dont het this where did the x go?.?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:01:21 2020 No.14941559 >>14940907 Nigger please You filet trout then cut the sections with worms out >>14941446 10+1/2 + 1/2 you cant solve it retard because theres not a scale big enough to weigh your mom

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:01:40 2020 No.14941563 >>14941553 >>14941554 things weigh less in water

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:05:30 2020 No.14941574 guys how do i measure the nutrition of canned salmon does the can's nutrition info account for water weight or not i need my macros and don't know whether to jot the protein down as 60 grams or 85 grams

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:10:51 2020 No.14941592 File: 1021 KB, 2032x1813, Midwit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14940858 Technically correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:13:40 2020 No.14941602 >>14941542 if it's X pounds more than half, the the full weight would be two halves. One half has to be the 10 pounds mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:15:36 2020 No.14941612 File: 1.04 MB, 3024x4032, 20180712_092407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941559 U need to fish in cleaner water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:15:37 2020 No.14941611 >>14941542 Fuck. I was able to solve this without the steps, but looking at your work makes me realize that I'm starting to lose some of my basic algebra. Feels bad. Gotta brush up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:15:44 2020 No.14941613 >>14941574 negligible returns, just eat the shit it's good for ya pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:17:01 2020 No.14941620 >>14940854 You knew exactly what you were doing when you posted this image OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:17:33 2020 No.14941623 >>14941446 10lbs happens to be half its weight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:18:34 2020 No.14941628 >>14941446 think about what you just asked

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:21:14 2020 No.14941642
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In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half the lake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:23:33 2020 No.14941659 >>14941642 47 days

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:23:42 2020 No.14941660 >>14941642 47

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:24:55 2020 No.14941665 >>14941642 24

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:25:03 2020 No.14941666 >>14941541 It's an inequality anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:31:47 2020 No.14941711 >>14941542 i hope you don't have kids

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:31:50 2020 No.14941713

Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The
waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each.
As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group
and the bill should only be £25.
In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order
to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises
that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people.
As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill,
the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then
keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself.
Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each;
bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2.
The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the
diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:32:50 2020 No.14941726 File: 233 KB, 1024x923, ggnore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are you autistic, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:34:16 2020 No.14941735 >>14941726 Impossible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:36:52 2020 No.14941750 >>14941613 answer question

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:38:04 2020 No.14941754 >>14941735 no, it's not cmon anon, you can do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:38:06 2020 No.14941755 >>14940854 The fish is a paradox fish that continuously grows 10 pounds at a time until it fills the universe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:38:57 2020 No.14941766 File: 1.25 MB, 1024x923, ngrstink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941726 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:40:40 2020 No.14941781 >>14941557 x minus half of x is half of x or in super-slow-mo x - 0.5x = 10 (x-0.5x) / x = 10/x x/x - (0.5x)/x = 10/x 1 - 0.5 = 10/x 0.5 = 10/x (0.5)•x = (10/x)•x 0.5x = 10

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:40:42 2020 No.14941782 >>14941642 That's a big lake

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:40:48 2020 No.14941783 >>14941713 £25 went to the restaurant £3 went back to the customers £2 went to the waiter The total £30 is accounted for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:41:46 2020 No.14941792 >>14941563 This had me laughing out loud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:44:00 2020 No.14941802 File: 775 KB, 1152x693, ez.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941735 >>14941726

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:44:33 2020 No.14941808 >>14941726 One line through all 6 objects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:50:19 2020 No.14941845 File: 434 KB, 1024x922, 20201021_234943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941726 EZ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:52:36 2020 No.14941854 >>14941845 >>14941802 >without crossing any lines >any lines that means the lines defining the houses as well, you can't connect from house to house. yes, it is still possible

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:54:46 2020 No.14941866 >>14941666 No it isn't, it's a simple equation

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:55:05 2020 No.14941871 >>14941854 >the lines defining the houses ?????????????????????? Wat. Touch the houses, but don't go through them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:58:15 2020 No.14941891 >>14941726 can't post images but it's simple. you just connect the power sources to each other and then do one line to each house

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 23:59:40 2020 No.14941897 >>14941871 >Touch the houses, but don't go through them? >Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines yes anon, it's not that difficult. don't overthink it, the answer is right in front of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:00:56 2020 No.14941907 File: 68 KB, 831x1024, 1589604644856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941897 No, I don't think it is.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:06:45 2020 No.14941929

>>14940854
that depends on what dish you're cooking and the type of fish you're using. do you have a particular dish you're looking to prepare?
>>14941907
i'm sorry to be the one to tell you anon, but you're autistic. also, why does your head look like a testicle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:09:51 2020 No.14941944 >>14941726 everyone understands why this is called an autism test right? it's self evidently impossible

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:11:32 2020 No.14941953 >>14941726 Can't be done because each one is surrounded by a grid of lines. Stupid low IQ board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:13:33 2020 No.14941960 >>14941953 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:16:17 2020 No.14941971 File: 458 KB, 1152x923, alternative.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941953 >>14941944 >>14941907 ladies, ladies, calm down please i've found the answer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:16:23 2020 No.14941972 >>14941960 Use MS Paint fill tool and see for yourself. I'm phoneposting on the train.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:18:23 2020 No.14941982 >>14941971 Now they've got scribbles emanating from signs, but can you supply the houses with gas, electricity, and water?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:19:54 2020 No.14941985 >>14941972 And I'm jacking off on a toilet. Prove it or fuck off and be wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:20:55 2020 No.14941990 >>14941982 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:21:32 2020 No.14941992 >>14941971 nope cant go house to house like that. you're crossing lines

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:21:48 2020 No.14941993 >>14941971 You can't bisect a house from it's roof. Worst solution yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:23:32 2020 No.14942000 File: 44 KB, 620x675, 8fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941971 >>14941726 >>14941766 >>14941802 >>14941845 I'm really surprised no one has found the answer yet. It's so simple once you know how it's done.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:26:46 2020 No.14942014

>>14941992
>>14941993
there's no lines between the roofs and the walls
>You can't bisect a house from it's roof
it's not a real house, autist
>nope cant go house to house like that. you're crossing lines
it's not house to house, do you know what a line is?
>>14942000
checked

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:29:07 2020 No.14942022 >>14942014 you are very stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:31:09 2020 No.14942027 >>14942014 Dumbass

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:32:02 2020 No.14942029 >>14942000 Wagner's theorem states that any graph with complete bipartite graph K3,3 as a minor is nonplanar. The question asks you to draw a planar K3,3, which is impossible.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:32:43 2020 No.14942034

>>14940854
It's simple. the fish weighs ten more than half it's weight so by taking ten and timesing it by .5 we have 15. Fifteen times itself is equal to 200. When you divide 200 by the initial weight of 10 it comes out to 20 and then adding the 10.5 you come to a total of the fish weigh 35.5lbg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:33:40 2020 No.14942039 >>14942022 t. guy who can't connect water, electric and gas lines how, exactly, am i stupid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:34:37 2020 No.14942043 >>14942034 >10x.5=15 good job bud

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:37:56 2020 No.14942055 >>14942039 Its great how this post came in the middle of a completely different and new argument AND its was wrong. So behind the curve

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:38:43 2020 No.14942059 >>14942039 you're knowingly violating the spirit of the exercise with asinine pedantry

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:44:38 2020 No.14942081 >>14940854 answer: negative 20 lbs

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:46:42 2020 No.14942091

>>14942059
>you're knowingly violating the spirit of the exercise with asinine pedantry
well put, but I'm still correct. the point of the exercise is to think, there is only one technique that will solve it. that technique is going between the "roof" and "walls" of one of the "houses".

>>14942055
>completely different and new argument
are you wanting fish recipes?

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:55:36 2020 No.14942127

>>14942091
>the point of the exercise is to think
fair enough. you get kudos for "creativity" I guess

problem is if you start deconstructing the houses into their constituent lines, then you force to point out (as did a previous poster) that there is in fact a faint grid in the background of the image, thus precluding any attempt to solve the problem. you have to approach the exercise in good faith, treating the houses as discrete units or the whe enterprise is null

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 00:57:18 2020 No.14942138
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Here's a simple one.

A medium fry carton holds 29-37 fries. You order 5 medium fries and one small fry. It takes you 0.58 hours to drive home and you eat a fry every 27 seconds. By the time you get home 7/8ths of the fries you paid for are gone. Given that a small fry is half the size of a medium, how many orders of small fries could be filled with your fries that the restaurant never put in the bag? Give your answer in a range.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 01:20:06 2020 No.14942210

>>14941726
>are you autistic, /ck/?
>>14942127
>yes
since i don't have GIMP installed on this computer, i won't bother with eliminating all the lines in the background. if you eliminate said lines, my answer is still the only one that's correct

seethe harder

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 01:26:05 2020 No.14942235 >>14941726 Easy, lines are infinite and straight. Just use line segments or curves and you won't cross any lines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 01:48:05 2020 No.14942289 >>14942138 Range : 9

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 02:32:52 2020 No.14942419 File: 411 KB, 1024x923, 1603337570554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941726

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 02:43:17 2020 No.14942452 >>14941726 the "autism test" part of these is referring to the fact that if you take it seriously and attempt it, you're autistic. i never have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 03:06:40 2020 No.14942513 >>14942452 But you've never put effort into anything in your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 03:42:31 2020 No.14942607 >>14942361 yellow intersects red on the other side of the sphere you're imagining

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 03:43:42 2020 No.14942611 >>14942607 It's not a sphere it's Pac Man 2D world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 03:58:21 2020 No.14942655 >>14942611 you're still crossing the line segments of the frame, even within a two dimensional world

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:01:21 2020 No.14942661 >>14941592 True image, all my friends are retards or genius autists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:06:48 2020 No.14942670 File: 19 KB, 225x225, 1441748502358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941446

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:07:22 2020 No.14942671 >>14941854 >that means the lines defining the houses Good thing they're made out of shapes and not lines

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:08:37 2020 No.14942674 >>14942655 No, in Pac Man world you just teleport across. Same thing in Asteroids. Play the classics sometime, zoomer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:08:48 2020 No.14942675 >>14942671 the edges of shapes are line segments try again, autist

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:14:35 2020 No.14942685 File: 388 KB, 854x470, 1555575193964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God dammit, why are threads like this still so fucking funny after so many years?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:17:40 2020 No.14942692 Why do shitty middle school math questions derail any thread on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:36:58 2020 No.14942734 >>14942513 autismo cope

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:38:02 2020 No.14942738 >>14940854 Ten pounds more than half is ten and a half pounds. Why would it be currency? If you say it weighs that much, it's obvious it is weight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:38:13 2020 No.14942739 File: 44 KB, 697x523, 5a4b9f9c3aa2f3750e8b457b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14940854

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:39:37 2020 No.14942743 >>14942739 87

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:40:37 2020 No.14942746 >>14940854 it's 20. I did this in my head in 10 seconds. I'm smart

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:42:03 2020 No.14942751 >>14942743 This guy has sexual penetrative intercourse

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:42:09 2020 No.14942752 >>14941446 Because logically, everything weighs double half of its weight. 20lbs is the only possible solution where the fish weighs 10lbs more than half of its weight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:42:28 2020 No.14942756 >>14942739 >it actually is 87 wow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:43:04 2020 No.14942760 >>14940854 lemon, butter, cum

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:43:59 2020 No.14942763 >>14942746 You took too long and got it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:44:40 2020 No.14942766 File: 198 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] .

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:48:16 2020 No.14942778 >>14942766 No indication what a single purple thing is, so the question is nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:49:55 2020 No.14942782 >>14942766 dUuRr Is iT 30

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:50:41 2020 No.14942783 >>14942766 17.5

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:50:47 2020 No.14942784 >>14942778 its a whistle. try harder. its not hard, just tricky. >>14942782 nope

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:52:58 2020 No.14942792 >>14942783 nope

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:53:28 2020 No.14942794 >>14942778 Those "purple things" are red whistles you stupid cunt, my reality is more real than yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:54:09 2020 No.14942798 >>14942766 16

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:57:16 2020 No.14942810 >>14942766 10+10+10=30 10+x+x=20 x=5 5+y+y=13 y=4 10+x+(4/2) 10+5+2 the answer is 17

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:57:41 2020 No.14942811 >>14942784 15 = ?/whistle I could assume only whole numbers apply and that 15 = 45/3, but when I assume I make an ASS out of U and ME.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 04:59:58 2020 No.14942817 >>14942811 you are making it way harder than it needs to be follow the steps logically >>14942810 nope look harder

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:00:35 2020 No.14942820

>>14942766

YEah, this is one of those horseshit questions that you would never be able to figure out unless you were in that one class where the teacher defined what something (the missing whistle) meant. However, I am gonna assume that the cat with the whistle = (cat + whistle)

3(shoes) = 30
shoes = 10
10+ 2(cat+whistle) = 20
(cat+whistle) = 5

5+ 4(whistle) = 13
whistle = 2
cat + 2 = 5
cat = 3

shoes + cat*whistle = x
10 + 3*2 = 16

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:00:36 2020 No.14942821 >>14941854 There's infinite lines crossing any point of any plain What are you going to do then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:07:53 2020 No.14942845 >>14942821 Snort them all and have a good time.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:08:15 2020 No.14942847
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alright while you fags fight over who's the biggest nerd, I'm headed out to grab a pack of smokes.
first one of you to steal so much as a sip of my drink while I'm gone is a dead motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:10:11 2020 No.14942855 >>14942847 haha just wait 'til I get home. The choc milk directory on my desktop's secondary hard drive is formidable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:10:31 2020 No.14942856 >>14942847 No smoker could truly appreciate the taste of a nice cold glass of chocolate milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:11:35 2020 No.14942860 >>14942856 this desu milk tastes bad if you smoke

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:16:06 2020 No.14942867 File: 7 KB, 299x168, whoops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14942847

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:31:53 2020 No.14942931 >>14942766 4 equations, 5 unknowns, best we can do for the last one is ? = 10+5*bean Can't really assume anything about that last bean because it's not the same as the double bean thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:34:30 2020 No.14942939 >>14942820 >I am gonna assume that the cat with the whistle = (cat + whistle) that is -exactly- what it is dont need to overthink so much, c'mon lads correct >>14942798

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:42:07 2020 No.14942957 [DELETED]

Trojan horse off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:43:30 2020 No.14942963 >>14942957 LOOK, LOOK MODS THIS IS A TROJAN HORSE THREAD! BAN THE OP AND DELETE IT! See, no one cares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:45:11 2020 No.14942969 File: 1.04 MB, 390x212, iu[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14942957 LOOK, LOOK MODS THIS IS A TROJAN HORSE THREAD! BAN THE OP AND DELETE IT! See, no one cares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:48:20 2020 No.14942977 >>14942957 announcing a report is against the rules, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 05:50:28 2020 No.14942984 >>14942739 L8

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 06:12:07 2020 No.14943037 >>14941520 *either You're not helping your case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 06:26:55 2020 No.14943055 >>14942766 60

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 07:01:44 2020 No.14943122 >>14941557 x is 1 by default if it has no specified value. x is 1 in that case, and you subtract 0.5, so it becomes 0.5 because 1-0.5 is 0.5.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 07:09:29 2020 No.14943135 File: 302 KB, 912x1024, chad hd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14942739 78

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 07:12:00 2020 No.14943143 >>14942766 16

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 07:16:43 2020 No.14943158 >>14940854 >half it is weight huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 09:38:36 2020 No.14943540 >>14940854 I let the minimum wage worker do it for me, after that just fry it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 10:14:14 2020 No.14943634 >>14940854 20 pounds now fuck off with your shitty thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 10:52:20 2020 No.14943774 >>14942766 Shoe = 10 Cat = 5 Shitty looking whistle = 4 Shoe + cat × shitty whistle = 60 10 + 5 × 4 = 60 The whistle is 4 because 13 minus 5 is 8, half 8 is 4 This one's piss easy coming from someone struggling with the other ones

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:08:11 2020 No.14943818 >>14942766 Are people saying this isn’t 19 as a joke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:10:55 2020 No.14943831 >>14943774 It would be 30 due to having to multiply before adding, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:13:01 2020 No.14943836 >>14941446 Spotted the common core taught ameriburger.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:14:08 2020 No.14943841 [DELETED]

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>>14943774
Ah wait nah its 10 plus the answer from 5x4, not 10 plus 5 then times that by 4.
I didn't realise how much of my learning skills I've lost,
>>14943818
Look at it again mate

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:18:47 2020 No.14943859
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>>14943774
Ah wait nah its 10 plus the answer from 5x4, not 10 plus 5 then times that by 4.
I didn't realise how much of my learning skills I've lost
>>14943818
Look at it again mate
>>14943831
Yeah, i checked on the calculator too and it gave me 30

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:22:10 2020 No.14943871 >>14943774 A whistle by itself is not necessarily equivalent to half a double whistle. That's not how math works. Is 0 half of 8?

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:26:03 2020 No.14943884

>>14940854
Salmon: cost that fucker in onion powder, garlic powder, butter, and lemon pepper seasoning. Pan sear that fucker for about 8 minutes a side. While cooking, squeeze some lemon juice on the second side, and add a slice of lemon on top. Cover while you pan sear. You won't even taste fish, while keeping all the nutritional benefits of eating fish

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:31:06 2020 No.14943898
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>>14943871
I didnt even realise there was 2 whistles.13 minus 5 is 8. So if theres 4 whistles you do 8 divided by 4 which is 2 per whistle. So shoe plus cat is 15. Times that by one whistle, which is two, equals 30, so same answer. Please explain if I'm wrong because I'm getting more depressed the longer this goes on

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:34:20 2020 No.14943910 >>14943871 > x is not half of 2x brainlet >>14943774 you are missing some steps. its not half of 8, its 1/4 of 8. there are 4 whistles the last line is also wrong its not the same cat as the other cats. look at what is missing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:37:23 2020 No.14943921 >>14943898 >So shoe plus cat is 15. Times that by one whistle, which is two, equals 30 wrong, PEMDAS multiplication/division BEFORE addition and subtraction; then left to right so you are supposed to multiply the right half 1st before proceeding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:44:35 2020 No.14943958 >>14943910 There's no 2x there, dopey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:45:05 2020 No.14943960 >>14943958 one whistle is literally "half of 2 whistles"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:47:31 2020 No.14943970 >>14943898 last line is a cat without a whistle. the correct answer is shoe=10 double whistle =4 cat with whistle =5 1 whistle = 2 cat without whistle =3 last line is 10 + 3x2 = 10 +6 (PEMDAS) = 16. >>14942798 >>14942820

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:48:49 2020 No.14943974

>>14943910
Do you mean the whistles around the neck? Would that mean the cat equals 3 and the cat with the whistle is 5? So that would make it 10+3×2 which means the answer is 16 right?
>>14943921
I explained that on this post
>>14943859 but I didnt know if it was right, thank you for PEMDAS because I dont know what it was called

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:49:44 2020 No.14943978

>>14943960
No it isn't. It's a completely different symbol. You might also interpret as whistle to the power of whistle, but that would be equally wrong. The most accurate interpretation would be whistle multiplied by whistle, but again that's wrong because they're overlaid. It's one whole symbol. You can't just introduce new rules to algebra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:55:49 2020 No.14944005 >>14943974 Thank you anon, I glazed over all the answers so I could work it out. O never noticed the whistles around the neck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 11:56:55 2020 No.14944011 >>14943978 >thinking this much over a children's math problem it is literally what is showed in the picture you are so "smart" you actually owned yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:03:22 2020 No.14944046 >>14944005 Meant to quote this post sorry >>14943970

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:03:26 2020 No.14944047 >>14944011 No, the person writing the question is a retard and so are you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:06:58 2020 No.14944060 >>14944047 >picture shows 2 whistles >next question is regarding 1 whistle >HUUR DRRR YOU CANT JUST DIVIDE IT BY TWO you are the kind of person who is very book smart but extremely street-stupid, lmao high grades = / = intelligence

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:10:51 2020 No.14944072

>>14944060
No, math has explicit rules. If you need to break those rules to answer the question, the question is flawed. This is a math problem. It is stated thar it is a math problem. It is to be treated like a math problem. You need to teach children math in math, not to put their pants on their heads and do whatever looks right

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:16:11 2020 No.14944094 >>14944072 almost everyone ITT got it except you. solving problems is also about creative thinking.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:21:06 2020 No.14944119

>>14944094
Nobody got it because there is no answer. MENSA would never accept it as a valid math problem. You need to state it is a puzzle with vagaries in the symbology. And in that case multiple solutions are valid. Once you state it is math, you've fucked it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:25:50 2020 No.14944140

>>14944119
the correct answer is 16 dumbass, and 2 people already got it within 10 posts

>MUH MUH MENSA
imagine being "so smart" you trip over yourself
what a joke
everyone with a working brain would just assume the most -likely- logical step is 1 whistle = 1/2 [2 whistles] and go from there
why would it involve "the power to" or some shit like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 12:37:48 2020 No.14944187 >>14944140 >why would it involve "the power to" or some shit like that not that anon, but i'm assuming it's because of the way the whistles are oriented would you like a recipe for fish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:17:22 2020 No.14944638 File: 87 KB, 645x773, 9DA223FB-80DB-432D-B704-0C21048DD081.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941446

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:20:12 2020 No.14944649 File: 255 KB, 1493x4096, received_684767069042804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright lads, lets see who's really been eating the brain food

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:23:36 2020 No.14944666 what an awful thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:28:31 2020 No.14944700 It never ceases to amaze me how many absolute thick cunts get baited by these "puzzles". Have to prove how "smart" you are to a bunch of anonymongs on the internet don't you. Your sense of worth is that fragile. Works every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:29:59 2020 No.14944712 >>14944666 >>14944700 Seething morons

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:32:28 2020 No.14944721 File: 443 KB, 1024x923, 1603337570554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941726

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:40:04 2020 No.14944750 File: 442 KB, 1024x923, 1603337570554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941726

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 14:46:34 2020 No.14944776 >>14941446 1) Cut a thing exactly in half 2) weigh that half, but dont look at the weight 3) you have half of the weight on the scale 4) the remaining amount is ten pounds 5) meaning the thing is twenty pounds total.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:08:51 2020 No.14944903 >>14944649 A,F,D,D,C I don't even know what I'm looking at

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:23:05 2020 No.14944975 >>14944903 Wrong, first 2 should be easier. It's 5 select questions from the norwegian mensa entry test.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:27:59 2020 No.14945001 >>14944649 1A , 2D, 3?, 4A, 5C

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:33:05 2020 No.14945025 >>14944700 Actual projection. Most of us are playing around. You apparently can't conceive finding the answer and not feeling particularly proud about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:47:42 2020 No.14945113 >>14945001 You've got question 4 correct

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:51:17 2020 No.14945138 >>14945113 damn I suck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:54:24 2020 No.14945159 >>14945138 They're the questions for the 135+ iq range, so don't feel to bad. And imo 3-5 are kind of bollocks as it's less about seeing THE pattern, and more thinking of the bizarre ordering the rows of 3 come in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 15:58:18 2020 No.14945191 >>14945159 im a midwit and I've come to terms with that

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 16:37:00 2020 No.14945411 >>14940922 Nice haiku

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 16:47:00 2020 No.14945446 >>14944649 First one is E?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 16:47:26 2020 No.14945447 >>14942810 It s 10 + 5 x 2 >>14942817 Let me guess, you love being "the d'art one of the group" and other people just don't function on as high a level as you do Imagine trying to get a feeling of superiority on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 16:53:20 2020 No.14945470 >>14941665 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 16:53:44 2020 No.14945472 >>14940922 Exceedingly based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 17:03:44 2020 No.14945492 >>14945446 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 17:10:54 2020 No.14945514 >>14945447 w r o n g answer try harder bb

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 17:24:20 2020 No.14945559 >>14940854 20 LBS

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 17:58:02 2020 No.14945704
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>>14941642
x' = Ax, where A is tbd.
Employing separation of variables and integrating , we get:
ln(x) = At + C, where C is our integration constant. Solving for x, we get:
x(t) = e^(At+C) = Be^At, where B is e^C. Now at t=0

x(0)=B, so B is our initial lilypads, so let B=1 for simplicity, and we have that:

x(t)=e^At. We know the population doubles each day, so therefore:
2x=e^A(t+1), and so e^A(t+1) = 2e^At. Doing some rearranging, we have that:
1/2 = e^At/(e^A(t+1) => 1/2 = e^-A => -ln(1/2) = A.
So x(t) = e^-ln(1/2)t.

Finally, solving for when the lake is half full, 1/2 = e^-ln(1/2)t/(e^-48ln(1/2)). Rearranging, we have:
1/2 = e^ln(1/2)(48-t) => ln(1/2)=ln(1/2)(48-t) =>1=48-t => t=47.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 18:40:44 2020 No.14945963 >>14945704 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 18:45:02 2020 No.14945987 File: 15 KB, 400x445, images (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14945704 im not even sure if its correct, but im sure it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 19:12:49 2020 No.14946129 >>14945987 I skipped some steps at the bottom, I took a ratio of x(t)/x(48), which would be 1/2 to simplify. Check out a book on ordinary differential equations for more info anon, its a cool subject.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 21:27:14 2020 No.14946715 >>14945159 I score high 120's low 130's and I couldn't see any of these after looking at them for a minute or so each.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 21:36:36 2020 No.14946736 >>14942607 >>14942611 >>14942674 >>14942655 It's a torus. Lines don't intersect. Fair play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 21:39:13 2020 No.14946751 File: 1.24 MB, 1024x923, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14941726 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 21:55:48 2020 No.14946810 >>14946715 wait im dumb. 1 e 2 a not sure on the others

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 22:45:21 2020 No.14947002 >>14941446 Spotted the American

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:03:02 2020 No.14947059 >>14942419 landlordpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:03:44 2020 No.14947060 >>14941563 Made me chuckle, nice one m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:10:28 2020 No.14947080 >>14944649 E, A, C, no clue, A

Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:17:09 2020 No.14947095

>>14941446
Fish weighs x
It weighs 10 pounds more than half of x
Is information enough to discern what x is?
>If fish is 4 pounds then half of weight is 2 which it weighs 10 pounds more than which is 12.
See what went wrong? We presupposed it weighed 4 but then said it weighed 10 more than that, how would that make sense?
If fish weighs 20 pounds then half of weight is 10, which is weighs 10 pounds more than making it 20.
If it makes you feel better I didn't spot it until I wrote down green text

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:05:27 2020 No.14947635 >>14946810 Correct. >>14947080 Wrong on the last 3 So far the correct answers given are: 1=E 2=A 3= 4=A 5= Please share what pattern you used to get these answers as it'll help figure out the last 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:07:56 2020 No.14947640 >>14947635 >>14944649

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:12:23 2020 No.14947648 >>14941782 for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:19:46 2020 No.14947667 File: 415 KB, 597x526, kookaburra.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a math thread after so long

Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:24:10 2020 No.14947675

Here's one for you
You have 47 niggers invading your home, and one ar15 with ten 30rd magazines of 5.56. Your rifle has a barrel length of 16 inches and a twist ratio of 1:7. It takes at minimum 2 rounds, at maximum 5 to take out one nigger. Assuming you fire center of mass and have a hit rate of 64%, how many rounds will you need to fire to keep yourself safe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:30:01 2020 No.14947685 >>14947675 33

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:40:35 2020 No.14947715 File: 652 KB, 1435x819, SmartSelect_20200616-123934_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14945472 >>14945411 Thank you my friends, please enjoy the moments that inspired it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:41:40 2020 No.14947719 File: 691 KB, 1440x822, SmartSelect_20200616-124000_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14947715

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:42:43 2020 No.14947723 File: 439 KB, 1426x811, SmartSelect_20200616-124341_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14947719

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:43:46 2020 No.14947727 File: 472 KB, 1440x805, SmartSelect_20200616-124033_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14947723

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:44:06 2020 No.14947732 >>14940854 The fish weighs infinity heavy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:44:48 2020 No.14947735 File: 496 KB, 1080x1080, SmartSelect_20200616-125023_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14947727

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 02:48:44 2020 No.14947744 >>14943037 Holy shit the absolute pedantry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 06:35:54 2020 No.14948098 >>14940922 >i like the white one racist

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