/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14938913]

>get a date
>decide to take her to a medieval themed buffet
>get there
>grab a plate
>get the utensils
>the knives were shaped like little swords
>add a bunch of shrimp
>add mashed potatoes
>get a granola bar
>grab a cup of milk to wash it down
>go to the check-out and pay for the meal
>look around
>my date was gone
>she had vanished
what did I do wrong?

[Anonymous No.14938928]

>>14938913

You turned your back, women need to be watched like children and led as such.

[Anonymous No.14938939]

>>14938913
You drank milk. Women find drinking a glass of milk wierd for some reason. Milkshakes are fine, putting milk in a coffee or baileys is fine, but God forbid you drink milk on it's own.

[Anonymous No.14938960]

>>14938913
Because buffets are fucking busted as fuck to take a girl out to.

[Anonymous No.14939004]

Did you speak to her after that happened?

[Anonymous No.14939061]

>>14938913
>Milk to "wash down" shrimp
Probably wash down your asshole too isn't it

[Anonymous No.14939146]

>>14938913
>what did I do wrong?
>get a date
>medieval themed buffet
you could take a pick of either going to a buffet or a theme place likely intended for kids but, the real answer is you drunk a glass of milk

[Anonymous No.14939293]

>>14938939
Yeah, medieval buffet is already borderline-manchild tier. The glass of milk definitely sealed the deal. Also I didn’t think buffets were open these days, is this an old pasta?

[Anonymous No.14939301]

>>14938928

[Anonymous No.14939305]

>>14938913
She was a medieval studies major. You grabbed a plate instead of a trencher, this showing you know nothing about medieval food.

[Anonymous No.14939310]

>>14939293
>medieval buffet is already borderline-manchild tie
you guys have no personality and you let reddit dictate all your taste, no wonder you guys are jobless and alone.

[Anonymous No.14939326]

>>14939310
Says the guy who got dumped on a medieval buffet lmaooo

[Anonymous No.14939329]

>>14939310
Its a strange pic for a first date unless you plan on taking her to mtg draft night after
The real issue is the glass of milk though

[Anonymous No.14939330]

>>14939310
Look I’m just saying it’s on the border, and considering OP is well, here, there were probably a few other red flags already that he’s a freak. Once he poured that glass of milk this girl was just following her instincts to avoiding getting tied up in a basement somewhere

[Anonymous No.14939341]

>>14938928
Kek
>>14939146
This, come on man at least go to a place with a waiter

[Anonymous No.14939350]

>>14939310
Nah, I’m gonna pan him because he went to a theme’d buffet instead of a proper medieval feast.

https://youtu.be/wrroWt3xjVU

[Anonymous No.14939351]

>>14939330
"man-child" is a reddit term that people with no personality use to impress their little internet friends. People in the actual real world don't act like that, especially when most of those "man-children" are married, have had sex, have good jobs, and families WHITE FAMILIES at that.

[Anonymous No.14939361]

>>14939351
How furiously did you type that slop of a post? Pathetic

[Anonymous No.14939362]

>>14938913
>what did I do wrong?
Step 2

[Anonymous No.14939390]

>>14939351
Too close home anon? Is okay everybody got rejected one time is normal no need to be so salty about it
>A fucking medieval buffet

[Anonymous No.14939392]

>>14939351
Wtf even is this post lmao.

[Anonymous No.14939404]

>>14939361
>>14939390
>>14939392
cope all you want losers that's why you guys spend 160hrs a week making fun people for going out and living life while you accomplish nothing.

[Anonymous No.14939412]

[Anonymous No.14939414]

>>14938913
a potato posting pasta?
talk about carboloading wew

[Anonymous No.14939415]

>>14939404
Well since you got dumped for drinking milk with shrimps I think you didn't accomplished much either oh I do go out but I know that a medieval buffet is not a good idea because I'm not a retard

[Anonymous No.14939417]

>>14938913
Is buffet good for you?

[Anonymous No.14939418]

>>14939061
Why do I want to piss on him?

[Anonymous No.14939420]

>>14938913
If the medieval themed buffet hadn't already turned her off, then your choice of shrimp, mashed potatoes, a granola bar and a glass of milk definitely would have you absolute mentalist.

[Anonymous No.14939422]

>>14938913
What kinda psycho makes a plate of shrimp and decides they wanna wash it down with milk.
given off mad red flags senpai

[Anonymous No.14939430]

>>14939293
Some nations have already managed to control infection rates effectively.

[Anonymous No.14939458]

>>14939412

[Anonymous No.14939459]

>>14939430
>Some nations are already so thuroughly brainwashed they don’t need to be subjected to the scare-mongering and fear tactics to help with divide&conquer psy-ops to destabilize them

[Anonymous No.14939465]

>>14939458
They’re cringing because they know you’re faking with the training grenade. You need to paint over the blue.

[Anonymous No.14939469]

>>14938913
Buffets are open?

[Anonymous No.14939474]

>>14939404
Oh you like wrasslin, no wonder the term manchild triggered you LOL

[Anonymous No.14939519]

>>14939418
Some kind of fetish probably, I don't like vomit personally but you do you