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Name a better last meal.

You can't.

>> No.14928150

>>14928114
>Dolphin

>> No.14928152

>>14928114
>getting drumsticks instead of thigh & breast
that's harsh.

>> No.14928153
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14928153

What is that Dr. Pepper so happy about?

>> No.14928158

>>14928153
sweet release

>> No.14928164
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14928164

>>14928114

>> No.14928182
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>>14928164
pretty much perfect

>> No.14928190

For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>> No.14928198
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14928198

Question: would you be able to eat knowing they will fry your brain the next day?

>> No.14928199

>>14928164
That's not enough food to even last one half of the first movie. How slow could he have possibly ate to make that last throughout the trilogy?

>> No.14928204

>>14928114
is there a limit to what you can request for a last meal?

>> No.14928205

>>14928114
Imagine wanting to eat breaded meat with legumes as your last meal.

>> No.14928208

>>14928199
do you really feel a need to eat the entire time you watch a movie? post weight and height

>> No.14928210

>last meal
>request a glass of wine
>2080 vintage
bros how has anybody ever been executed when there are loopholes this big

>> No.14928212

>>14928204
50 dollar limit
if you ask for 50 dollars worth of jack in the box, your death sentence de facto becomes life in prison since you will never be able to finish all of the food before dying of old age

>> No.14928213

>>14928198
Sure I tend to eat more when I'm nervous, it would stay in my stomach till the execution that's a another question

>> No.14928214

For me it’s Lithuanian cold borscht, iskender kebab and pavlova for dessert

>> No.14928221

>>14928208
>he doesn't eat 3 tubs of popcorn washed down with 150 ounces of coca cola while he consooms his favorite hollywood propaganda
cringe bro. cringe

>> No.14928226

>>14928208
Yes. 203 cm, 95 kg.

>> No.14928229

>>14928208
No, but it clearly says that individual wishes to eat the meal while watching the entire trilogy. Maybe he just needed something to help him sleep because I don't think there'd be a certain anxiety in all individuals on the matter of knowing they'll die for certain the next day.

>> No.14928241

>>14928114
Did they treat their victims to a last meal?

>> No.14928249

>>14928241
Yes they do, happy?

>> No.14928254

>>14928114
>no gravy
>buttered peas
>shitty "apple pie"
>no mashed potatoes

Seems like she looked forward to death.

>> No.14928279

>>14928254
Kek

>> No.14928297

>>14928210
No alcohol or drug requests for your last meal. Also most states (or all not 100% sure) did away with the last meal in order to fund other things.

>> No.14928307

>>14928198
I'd probably be too happy and excited.

>> No.14928321

>>14928164
>Bulgary
being from southeast europe is a crime

>> No.14928412

>>14928199
he ate the meal and then fasted for 48 hours whilst watching it before his execution. He got locked up in 84 as well so must have been quite the loser to even know about lord of the rings before the movies

>> No.14928473

>>14928114
I can name several:

Mutungi byad
Flappinkang
chotinga
Slapping
Chogito
Clomi cheese
Crisp taki
Maholian biskit
Shimoding
gleipin smiggies ser billots

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>>14928164
Based, he passed out from boredom and died in his sleep

>> No.14928592

>>14928412
LoTR was normie-core long before the movies.

>> No.14928711

>>14928412
....you know that they have access to newspapers and shit right? some of them even have computers in their personal cells.

>> No.14928725

$50 worth of curly fries.

>> No.14928882

Breaded fried shrimp and a baked potato with butter and sour cream from Red Lobster.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

>> No.14928977

>>14928153
Kino

>> No.14929188

>>14928412
The books have been popular since the 1960s, zoomer

>> No.14929507

>>14928208
14kg 88cm

>> No.14929626

>>14928114
A big porterhouse with fried potatoes and mushrooms, served with a giant bowl of demi glace

>> No.14930924

>>14928114
British Sunday dinner.
You lose.

>> No.14930930

>>14928114
I could unironically eat fried chicken for every meal for the rest of my life and never get sick of it

>> No.14930938

>>14929188
>Eugh augh arrrg
That’s all I hear from you. Put your dentures back in you dementia ridden old faggot

>> No.14930940

>>14928210
In almost all instances, dumb requests like that will just get you a medium rare strip steak, baked potato and whatever veg they have on hand.

>> No.14930951

>>14928114

sure.
pad thai
fried rice
ribs
ribeye steak
fajitas
new york pizza
sushi
reuben sandwich
steakburger
philly cheese steak

>> No.14930975

>>14928114
Needs mashed potatoes.

>> No.14931462

>>14928164
Bulgary sounds hardcore

>> No.14932382

>>14930938
Based

>> No.14932395

>>14928153
To see you everday

>> No.14934143

>>14930938
seething and BTFO

>> No.14934167

>>14928114
Crab cakes, passion fruit fresh juice and milk pudding

>> No.14935614

>have severe nut allergy
>ask for jar of peanut butter
Get pranked, Statefags.

>> No.14935836

>>14928114
I'd ask for an extinct animal. Then they'd never be able to kill me.

>> No.14935927

>>14928882
>In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal. On one occasion, the warden paid for an inmate's lobster dinner.
Holy fucking kino
>>14928297
According to wikipedia only Texas fully got rid of last meal requests
Most states don't have death penalty anyway though.

>> No.14935940

>>14928114
>What're you in for?
>Virginia

>> No.14935945

>>14928114
Oh wow a last meal thread with a picture from that picture set? Never been done.

>> No.14935977

>>14928205
I don't think peas are legumes

>> No.14936453

>>14928164
Yo, this is pretty damn based. He may be a piece of shit but at least he has good taste.

>> No.14936470

>>14928114
I'm personally more privy to John Wayne Gacy's.

Believe it was bucket of kfc and 1lbs strawberries.

>> No.14936633

>>14928114
drumsticks and pleb tier once you learn to properly eat the flats
youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

>> No.14937230
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14937230

Gallon of water
2 liter of mt dew
Grip of sour patch kids and gummy worms
Pic related
and plenty of ice

>> No.14937433

>>14928153
what level of autism is required to notice these things?

>> No.14938116

>>14937433
NPC spotted

>> No.14938192

>>14937433
nice brain bro

>> No.14938600

>>14938116
Calling someone a normie is one thing, because it applies, but calling someone on here an NPC is a good way to start a fight, bro. Slow the fuck down.

>> No.14938632

>>14928208
seethe

>> No.14938647

>>14937230
they dont let you have any alcohol

>> No.14938688

>>14938647
BITCH, op didn't say "name a better prison meal."

>> No.14938761

>>14928164
Can't get much better than that.
My only substitute would be coconut shrimp instead of lobster and give me a root beer.

>> No.14938787

does the prison cook make the food or are they able to get it from a restaurant? id probably be okay with dying after having some chef ruin my favourite meal so maybe thats why they do it

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>>14928114

>> No.14939564

>>14928158
This post

>> No.14939935

>>14939557
Bomber detected

>> No.14939943
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14939943

>>14937433
None. Functional human minds project faces and emotions onto everything that remotely resembles a face.

>> No.14940948

>>14928473
I can make up words too!
Chsinbalamg
Maginag
Ganbalang

>> No.14940991

>>14928198
From what I hear the last meal typically isn't your actual last one
but hey I'm just a retard so take it worth a grain of coarse kosher salt

>> No.14940999

>>14928241
Fuck off fake harsh on crime faggot

>> No.14941021

>>14928114
Does.it.even.matter?
Give me a milkshake and electrocute me.

>> No.14941048

>>14939943
lookitimgo whheeee

>> No.14941424

>>14928297
Only (((Texas)))

>> No.14941432

Two fried chickens and two Cokes

>> No.14941615
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14941615

A nice ribeye steak, my grandmother's chicken noodle soup, my grandmother's cookies and milk. gnocchi lungi, Lazeez shawarma (extra hot, of course), and 2 litres of pear juice. To be consumed as I listen to a selected playlist of my favourite songs.
>>14928198
>implying I don't have a foolproof plan to break out
>implying that I didn't commit a capital crime just to get an amazing meal at taxpayer's expense

>> No.14941636

>>14928204
In Oklahoma, the cheap fucks put a $15 limit on your meal. What can you even really do with $15 that's truly "special"?

>> No.14941720

Just a lot of booze.

>> No.14942911
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>>14928114
>Fried Shrimp
>Fried Catfish
>Hushpuppies
>Fried Okra
>Dill Pickles
>Pickled Jalapenos
>Gumbo
>Butter Crackers

>To Drink: Pitcher each of Whole Milk, Pitcher of Dublin Dr. Pepper, both ice cold

Eat while watching Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. The greatest comedy film ever made.

>> No.14943146

>>14941636
The most commonly requested last meal is a burger of some kind, or several burgers, and you could probably get a couple pretty good ones for $15

A lot of prisoners specify a certain kind of local fast food so they know exactly what they'll get, because otherwise you end up with the prison chefs cooking whatever you've requested
So there is a big difference between saying
>3 bacon cheeseburgers from Wendy's
and just
>3 bacon cheeseburgers

>> No.14943153

>>14935977
facts don't care about your feelings

>> No.14943157

>>14928208
162 cm and 150 lbs

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>>14928164
>they give you the theatrical release not the extended edition

>> No.14943187

Can your last meal be all you can eat? I don't mean as some stupid postponing tactic or anything just I think that a huge cheap buffet is genuinely what I would want.

>> No.14943210

>>14929507
Tihi

>> No.14943216

>>14943187
they have to deliver it to you in the "death house", so they can't exactly bring a buffet to you
that seems like the kind of request that would get rejected
you could instead just tell them to get you as much cheap buffet plates as they could for whatever your state's price limit is

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14943623

can a deenz

>> No.14943887

>>14928158
Beat me to it.

>> No.14943895

>>14943623
it cannot

>> No.14943924
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14943924

What kind of meal will give me the worst diarrhea? I want to shit up their equipment as much as possible as my last act of defiance.

>> No.14943984

>>14943924
they put you in diapers, you're not getting one over on them like that

>> No.14943992

>>14943895
it could if it tried

>> No.14944052

>>14943623
unfathomably based

>> No.14945052

>>14928114
for me, it's $50 of quesadilla.

Sharp cheddar, sprouted corn tortilla, steamed with a side of steamed carrots with butter.

Love this meal like none other, but IBS says it can only be my last.