/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14928036]

>invited by greeter to sit at bar
>oh okay
>sit
>right near barista serving station
>barista makes small talk
>get nervous
>diarrhea starts to form
>tuck it back
>try to focus on phone
>get meal
>can't enjoy meal due to impending anxiety diarrhea.
>eat quickly
>pay
>leave.
>poop at home.

mylife.jpg

[Anonymous No.14928046]

nobody cares, you dumb faggot. this isn't your blog

[Anonymous No.14928055]

>>14928036
But what meal did you get, this is the most important part and you just SKIMMED over it

[Anonymous No.14928061]

>>14928055
This

[Anonymous No.14928064]

>>14928036
>food & cooking

[Anonymous No.14928081]

>>14928036
>This post violates a rule
>This post is off topic
..
>This post violates a rule
>This post is extremely low quality

[Anonymous No.14928110]

>>14928036
You're a girl right?

[Anonymous No.14928118]

>>14928081
Friendly reminder that announcing reports violates global rule 7.

[Anonymous No.14928122]

>>14928036
Stunning and brave, thank you for bringing this issue to light

[Anonymous No.14928137]

>>14928055
>>14928061
it was a burger with salad on the side instead of fries.

[Anonymous No.14928144]

>>14928137
I see, what kind of burger
like, a chicken burger or a non-chicken burger

[Anonymous No.14928169]

>>14928144
it was a good well made burger, i should have been able to enjoy it :(

[Anonymous No.14928171]

>14928118 (you)
>This post violates a rule
>This post is off topic
..
>This post violates a rule
>This post is extremely low quality

[Anonymous No.14928231]

>>14928036
Why didnt you use the restrooms at the bar? You stupid or some such?

[Anonymous No.14928244]

>>14928137
>bar salad
That's why you got the shits. Eat the fries next time.

[Anonymous No.14928245]

>>14928231
no privacy, people walking in and out, etc.