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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:13:07 2020 No.14923837 [Reply] [Original]

Due to your many years of eating food without saying grace, God has decided to turn you into food as retribution for all the food you never thanked.
The one upside in all of this is you get to choose the food you turn into.
What do you turn into and why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:23:33 2020 No.14923909 I want to be turned into a PICKLE!! I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIICK :D

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:27:13 2020 No.14923934 octopus sausage because i want to be eaten by a cute japanese girl >>14923909 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:28:51 2020 No.14923953 >>14923837 Pineapple because I want to go deep inside a mature milf transsexuals colon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:30:08 2020 No.14923965 >>14923909 based redditor!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:31:09 2020 No.14923972 >>14923837 sushi so i would be eaten by a skinny bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:32:17 2020 No.14923979 A huge al pastor taco with quesillo, lots of pineapple and pickled habanero onion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:33:18 2020 No.14923983 >>14923837 A block of cheese so I get eaten in one sitting by an average American.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:36:15 2020 No.14924002 File: 1.32 MB, 245x184, 1568566900163.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14923837 I thank my food by letting it fuck me in the ass a few hours after paying for the meal we shared together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:39:00 2020 No.14924020 S L O P P A D E S H I T T E

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:39:03 2020 No.14924021 >>14923837 But I always say grace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:46:11 2020 No.14924057 >>14923837 A nice steaming hot plate of slop ‘o

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 19:46:44 2020 No.14924424 >>14924021 This is an imaginary scenario, maybe god turned you into food for refusal to play along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 19:49:21 2020 No.14924437 >>14923909 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 19:50:11 2020 No.14924442 >>14923837 I want to fuck that man / tranny / whatever thing in picrel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 19:50:59 2020 No.14924445 File: 141 KB, 1080x720, 1601010598536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14924442 her name is Ciara

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 19:53:48 2020 No.14924456 >>14923837 I want to fuck that man

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 19:59:02 2020 No.14924485 File: 90 KB, 1080x1080, 1600040496851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14924456 s'a girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:01:59 2020 No.14924495 >>14924445 Is she actually dead or is it just a meme?

Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:03:28 2020 No.14924505
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>>14924495
I think it's a denial thing to say there's not enough proof, which there isn't.
The guy she was cheating on seemed to confirm it though.
I'd like to believe she's alive though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:04:55 2020 No.14924510 >>14923837 why say grace when you're eating the food of hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:05:35 2020 No.14924515 >>14924510 what the fuck is the food of hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:16:07 2020 No.14924561 >>14924445 Well Clara I'm not christian but my wife is so maybe you need to talk to her.

Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:32:04 2020 No.14924623
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>>14923837
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
That is what I really want to be
Cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:45:26 2020 No.14924694 >>14923837 turn me into femboy eggs

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:47:40 2020 No.14924699 File: 1.80 MB, 4288x3216, 1592243309784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:51:19 2020 No.14924717 >>14924696 >>14924689 >>14924699 What food do I have to turn into to become her meal

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 20:51:57 2020 No.14924722 >>14924689 That is 100% a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 21:02:10 2020 No.14924767 >>14924722 >tiny ears, soft nose, no brow ridge, skinny neck no way, anon

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 21:51:03 2020 No.14924983 >>14924689 >>14924696 >>14924699 >>14924971 I want to smell and then taste her asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 21:51:57 2020 No.14924989 >>14923965 pickle rick is property of 4channel, kid

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 21:58:44 2020 No.14925025 >>14924983 poop is gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:06:37 2020 No.14925054 >>14924983 >her

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:13:56 2020 No.14925082 >>14924983

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:14:47 2020 No.14925085 >all the butthurt she caused on /r9k/ when her simp orbitters found out she was fucking a 40 year old man

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:15:03 2020 No.14925086 File: 1.34 MB, 3264x2448, Ciara24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14924983 >>14925082 i fucking selected the image y u do dis

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:16:47 2020 No.14925094 post rare ciaras plz

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:31:10 2020 No.14925143 >>14923837 A shitty fruitcake. Immortality (jk I'm gay).

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:31:55 2020 No.14925146 File: 213 KB, 1080x720, 1453110043900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i have lewd ciaras but is blue board no ban pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:33:07 2020 No.14925150 >>14925146 just feet, okay?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:37:15 2020 No.14925168 File: 457 KB, 582x851, 1592238996358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 22:58:47 2020 No.14925249 >>14923837 I want to be whatever she is eating >God I wish that were me I sure do

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 23:00:52 2020 No.14925256 >>14923837 A burrito so hot god couldn't eat me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 23:00:53 2020 No.14925257 >she dide from a heroin overdose Now I am sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 23:07:11 2020 No.14925283 >>14925256 You'll cool down eventually

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 23:17:12 2020 No.14925320 >>14923837 fish and chips, gonna have to keep it real

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:14:30 2020 No.14925599 File: 26 KB, 600x450, Ct11d5RUMAAhJff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd be sushi!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:21:03 2020 No.14925625 >>14925146 Please I need them. Put them in a mega or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:24:09 2020 No.14925645 >>14925283 If you're too hot for God to eat I think it's beyond our understanding of thermodynamics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:24:56 2020 No.14925651 >>14925645 Could god himself create a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:33:25 2020 No.14925704 >>14925651 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:33:54 2020 No.14925709 >>14925704 Who are you to speak on behalf of the almighty

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:34:27 2020 No.14925712 >>14925651 Couldn't God temporarily or permanently make himself weak to heat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:35:29 2020 No.14925722 >>14925709 God

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:36:49 2020 No.14925732 >>14925722 ITS GOD EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE THREAD QUICK, BEFORE YOU'RE TURNED INTO FOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 01:06:10 2020 No.14925909 Isn't this the girl who got addicted to heroin or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 01:30:23 2020 No.14926009 >>14923909 FPBP

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 02:13:22 2020 No.14926175 >>14925909 She's some e-girl that /r9k/ has creepily obsessed over for years because they think she's one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 04:17:46 2020 No.14926487 >>14926175 No she's an angel. >>14926009 It really was the best post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 04:22:49 2020 No.14926496 >>14926175 I haven't been reminded of this bitch since I think what, 2015? Are they really still worshipping that attention whore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 04:33:23 2020 No.14926521 >>14923837 Mozzarella sticks, it's the closest to pizza I'll ever be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 04:49:07 2020 No.14926550 >>14926521 why not just become pizza?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 06:21:20 2020 No.14926713 >>14925168 Nice toes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 06:28:49 2020 No.14926724 >>14925085 awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 08:47:13 2020 No.14926980 A lobster. Lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 09:52:50 2020 No.14927129 >>14926980 I will boil you alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 09:56:33 2020 No.14927140 >>14923909 Unfathomable based

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 15:03:57 2020 No.14928642 >>14926980 Shit movie

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 15:10:53 2020 No.14928670 >>14926496 She's dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 16:21:33 2020 No.14929108 >>14923837 Who the fuck thanks your god for anything? Keep praying for food you idiot fatfuk. Pray that you will meet your end quickly so you can thank your god personally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 16:24:55 2020 No.14929124 >>14929108 Are you okay, man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 16:26:17 2020 No.14929132 >"god" what kind of stupid faggot-tier shit is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:44:48 2020 No.14929523 >>14929124 Fine thanks, how are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:49:41 2020 No.14929540 File: 188 KB, 1080x720, 1467177683223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14929523 I'm alright, I guess. Just making bad threads on 4chan while people post about some cute girl.

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