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>> No.14922774
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>> No.14922857
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>> No.14922862


That is the most autistic way of making shishkebabs. Just cut shit and skewer it. Why go to this length

>> No.14922879
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>> No.14922882


That much much longer than 5 seconds.

>> No.14922893
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>> No.14922902

I thought for mayo you needed to add the oil slowly or else it wouldn't emulsify right?
can you really just dump everything in and beat the shit out of it until it's thick?

>> No.14922903
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>> No.14922913
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>> No.14922928

Top kek

>> No.14922951
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>> No.14922967
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>> No.14923030

depends if you have an emulsifier blender its fine but a normal one you should add a little bit at a time

>> No.14923040
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>> No.14923096

I always love the taste of a full clove of cilantro

>> No.14923099
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>> No.14923109

do americans really?

>> No.14923115

I swear to god, does anybody ever actually use these recipes? It's like let's do something with less taste, more hassle, and some retarded schtick to reproduce a recipe that's 10x better when it's faithful. Every fucking dogshit idea in this thread has given me PTSD, I'm probably gonna stroke out and die soon.

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>> No.14923184

IGP stamp of approval products are still made with products from all over the world and full of additives. If you're looking for the top shelf authentic Italian food you have to look for the DOP (Denominazione di Origine Protetta) stamp

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>> No.14923344

Waste of a pineapple

>> No.14923593
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>> No.14923607

>an entire device to wash less than 8 dishes

what has the world come to these days

>> No.14923624
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>charcoal grilled salmon for a whole fucking hour
Ummmm, no thanks. Totally a waste of salmon

>> No.14923625
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Sous vide, capable.

>> No.14923645
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>> No.14923694

just fucking buy it

>> No.14923706

nice job burning that garlic, "Caitlyn"

>> No.14923749

>Not just buying the bulk uncased sausage if you're going to uncase the links anyways

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>> No.14923854

>why does she have such manly hands

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>> No.14923903

I wonder what they do with all this food

>> No.14923906

They're clickbait, most aren't possible to actually reproduce following the videos.

>> No.14923913

Autistic reasons of course. All the kebabs must be the same size

>> No.14923925

>step 1 baking pan
>step 2 two baking pans
already lost it there lol

>> No.14923927

>comes out looking like a turd
>frost it into a cake

>> No.14924037
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>> No.14924063

so brave

>> No.14924064
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>> No.14924258

All of these cooking webms are just meat cheese carbs and the carbs and cheese is excessive fuck you and fuck America

>> No.14924283
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>> No.14924292

Nice to see some oc for once. I guess the jackfags are asleep.

>> No.14924346

Not that guy but it's from a movie called Isle of Dogs. It's a stop motion movie about a little japanese boy that goes to an island filled with dogs to save his dog. It's great. Watch jt.

>> No.14924352
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>White sugar
>AT LEAST half a packet of wine yeast

This must be absolutely vile.

>> No.14924373
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Think you have to let it sit for 21 days.

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>> No.14924398

>Set to Yogurt
>80F (26C)
>48-50 hours

It's basically pruno except with proper yeast.

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>> No.14924518

He will eat later.

>> No.14924544

>Fetto the chine with sausages
Does he still have a sausage himself or is it gone already?

>> No.14924545

that's a lot of food

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>> No.14924585

I'd forgotten about boiling out calories thanks anon

>> No.14924615
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>those hands and fingers

>> No.14924731


Rest of her kinda cute tho

>> No.14924777

She is probably one of the only women to have a gold Olympic medal in a men's competition.
And she can cook, I say that's wifey material.

>> No.14924778

>salmon without a sear
should be illegal.

>> No.14924800
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>> No.14924852
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>> No.14924872

8 dishes a night and it saves water..

>> No.14924884
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>using more than 8 dishes a week

>> No.14924906
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>> No.14925030

>hands of an 80 year old auschwitz surviver

jesus fuck living with the kardashians really does drain your soul

>> No.14925035
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>> No.14925081

Actually seems like a decent way to make a lot at once especially if you had a much larger tray

>> No.14925117

why? it takes 5 minutes to make homemade mayo and it tastes significantly better. stop being lazy

>> No.14925139 [DELETED] 
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>> No.14925158

>significantly better
nah you can just buy mayo that's actually made from whole eggs

have to make waaaaaaaaay too much, that's the benefit of storebought it lasts

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>> No.14925179

I mean, amazing for a tiny, one-room Japanese apartment.

>> No.14925189

It's not the americans you're looking for bud.

>> No.14925235

Thought it was a dude until I saw the hair then I thought, " damn, she's got man hands..." Does this make me a bigot?

>> No.14925291

You know it's bad when their final presentation is the epitome of sloppa.

>> No.14925363

I can never tell if you guys are posting meme recipes or real ones

>> No.14925422

1 siphon and 1 sachet of finings is all the difference between milky diarrhoea juice and actually drinkable plonk.

>> No.14925449

how are you getting the webm file sizes so small?

>> No.14925482
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640=70 sec,600=100sec,540=120sec

>> No.14925517
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thanks, time limits is what had me confused.

>> No.14925542

I wonder why it's all glitchy.

ill try this converter

>> No.14925561

Cropped and resized...

>> No.14925574

I could easily do it on premier pro on windows but I don't want to depend on cracked software so i'm trying to do it on freeware on linux, I'll figure it out eventually.

>> No.14925578
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Time for bed...obviously.

>> No.14925611
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You can do all that with WM for retards. Just screwed up my post. make your file sizes under 3, like 2.95.

File related

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>> No.14925641

More, I love ja/ck/ threads

>> No.14925642

Yea I already downloaded it, will compile and experiment tomorrow. Thanks.

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>> No.14925697

If he had stuck the landing and let it rest a couple minutes that would be a pretty good omelette.

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>> No.14925938

>Troll just starts reposting the exact same Jack posts from the prior thread

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>> No.14925971

I will never not laugh when I see him try to shake the pot after it sets on fire

>> No.14926027

>ooh lookin good nice n toasty just needs a little stir...
>that should do

>> No.14926085

>51 second long video
>"5 second mayonnaise"

>> No.14926091

I didn't realize it was tranny mcretard at first. I was like how old is this bitch and those are some of the worst camera angles I've ever seen. god mutha fuckin dam

>> No.14926132
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>dumps ALL the oil in one go
>THEN pulls out the blender
what the fuck

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>dumps ALL the oil in one go
>THEN pulls out the blender

>> No.14926154

I'm doing it like this basically and it always works out, maybe I have some kind of "emulsification blender" by chance as other anon pointed out

>> No.14926161

>cover the ends
>there's no corn below

>> No.14926192

God, my biggest issue with these stupid ass recipes is the lack of both knife skills and using the correct knife for half the tasks.

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>bully me for typo delete post

>> No.14926282

They don't make commercials like that anymore.

>> No.14926293

Do the Japanese really?

>> No.14926402

thread needs more jack webms

>> No.14926450

this is just the ymir story from shingeki no kyojin

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>> No.14926563

It isn't bad if it was all just meat. The sausage just add inconsistency to the skewer. Then meats and vegetables and be grilled separately

>> No.14926577


at first I thought it was some old man prepping food

i was right...

>> No.14926614

I'm not sure Jack has anything other than a retarded explanation for this but I've used a water bottle from the freezer to flatten out dough for arlettes (I think) so that the butter heavy dough didn't melt

>> No.14926637

muh sear

>> No.14926644

>stupid amount of ebinly melting cheese

>> No.14926645
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It's literally "I don't own a rolling pin and I'm not buying one just for a single video", despite a decent portion of his videos being product reviews that he pays for himself. It doesn't make any sense.

>> No.14926656

the ironic thing about ja/ck/ is if he was just slightly better at cooking his target demographic would be the average /ck/ poster

>> No.14926659


>> No.14926900

Fuck the same old jack reposts, I wanna know who this Tibetan kino merchant is

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>> No.14927127


>> No.14927148

Did he put sugar in his mayo or was that salt?
I sincerely hope it wasnt sugar.

>> No.14927153

His voice is exactly as I imagined thanks.

>> No.14927200
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Agreed, we need fresher Jack posts.

>> No.14927247

ahhh yes, the famous tibetan olive oil

>> No.14927272

of everything in these webms clearly out of place for "tibetan" you really choose the olive oil

>> No.14927307

Who is that guy? I love him so comfy

>> No.14927831

gonna try this with tuna instead of pilchards

>> No.14928042

I really think at this point it's his camera. I wouldn't eat that slop but conceptually a lot of the dump meals he makes are standard midwest or southern garbage affairs that don't even look that bad when made by ANY other trailer trash besides him.

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>> No.14928312

zero fucking finesse

>> No.14928568
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>> No.14928599

me at 3am on the weekends

>> No.14928903

holy shit, do Brits really?

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>that still hand

>> No.14929051

t. never had boiled salmon chops

>> No.14929220

Fake. Selective camera cuts.

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2 lbs. Ground Beef
2 tbsp. Mustard
1 1/3 cup Tomato Sauce
3 1/2 cup Water
4 cups Parboiled/Converted Rice
2 cups Shredded Cheddar Cheese


Brown beef over the stovetop. Drain.
Add mustard, tomato sauce, and water. Bring to a boil.
Drop temperature to low and stir in rice. Top with cheese.
Cover and simmer for 25 minutes.

>> No.14929283

damn, didnt know he could make food so well.

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>> No.14929373
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>> No.14929494

>that ending
What I do to OPs mom

>> No.14929503

>made following strict food guidelines
5 seconds later dude smacks it with a bare hand lol okay...

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Hope you enjoyed it.

>> No.14929727

do americans really?

>> No.14929986

>muh bacon
>muh cheese
fuckin lardass americans

>> No.14929987

>Poached salmon
>Clearly steamed, with the salmon held above liquid by herbs and shallot

>> No.14929992

>These are Brits doing these things

>> No.14930085

What the fuck. I thought that was just Kay being a fucking scitzo, is this where she got the idea? You can see the pasta isn't done in the center and it's gonna have that gross texture it gets when it cooks togethrr especially at the end. I hate this, GJ

>> No.14930087

>that food

>> No.14930118

>it's gonna have that gross texture it gets when it cooks togethrr especially at the end
this, I wasn't gonna hate until I saw that soggy lump of badly cooked pasta when they lifted it out

why the fuck wouldnt you cook pasta normally I don't get it it's the easiest fucking thing in the world to cook

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>> No.14930151
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He thinks he's some "le epic troll" by trying to ruin every weebm thread by spamming the same shit over and over.

>> No.14930160

This is some of the most annoying camerawork I have ever seen.

>> No.14930185

What's the point of that salmon wheel?
It's only heating one side of the fish anyway.

>> No.14930228

all of the vids are impractical

you haven't noticed the overly-dramatic unecessary way in which he does absolutely everything? it's not terrible but don't kid urself it's anything more than viral-bait

>> No.14930344

I like this guy, you know his name or what to search for?

>> No.14930446

why the fuck is the camera always moving?

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why would you boil a potato whole and then slice it. It's faster to slice it and boil it for 8 minutes.

everything about that is wrong.


I hate watching people who don't know how to cook.

what the fuck is wrong with you people.

vomit inducing

what totally useless devices.


that is not BBQ.

I notice they didn't show them dumping off the 2 cups of grease you would get from that.

nothing about that is keto

This guy is the banana of /ck/ stop posting this shit. He's the anti-christ of cooking. he makes me not want to eat. if I was trying to learn to cook and saw this guy first I would an hero.


>> No.14930490

how the hell is this perfect for a family of four? it can barely hold four place setting's worth of dishes. you could have to do like 3 loads of dishes every single day just between the cookware and tableware

>> No.14930493

it would be faster and easier to just do them by hand.

>> No.14930501

I wonder how much that much salmon is worth

>> No.14930507

why the hell do they have to take the handle off every step of the way?

>> No.14930521

the juxtaposition of jack fucking up the simplest things and a Tibetan Shepard enjoying a calm and fulfilling life is killing me

>> No.14930578

>turns the sausage inside out


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>> No.14930632
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Who wants some chugs?

>> No.14930810

Tibetan Food -High Altitude Cooking

>> No.14931058
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It's designed for the japanese lifestyle, it won't work for the average obese 300 pounds american and his hamplanet family.

>> No.14931081

>he doesn't turn das boot

>> No.14931096

>fit a few plates
>no pot
>no pans
>no chopping boards

it's designed for 1 person and even then it's a bad design

>> No.14931201

faggotron alert

>> No.14931318

What is that hes chugging

>> No.14931321

Cream corn.

>> No.14931323


>> No.14931557

that's some satan shit

>> No.14931868

You're fucking gay

>> No.14932166

>scraping the knife

>> No.14932231

what a milf, shes gorgeous

>> No.14932237

>see white hands
>it's either jack-tier bullshit or the greatest thing I've ever seen
I just don't get white people. Why is there no middle ground with you?
At least with brown/black hands, I know what to expect.

>> No.14932277

>takes just 10 minutes to wash 8 dishes
If it takes you any longer than 5 to do that by hand, you're retarded.

>> No.14932405

These are the most vile threads on this board.

>> No.14932582

Cheers guys.

>> No.14932624


>> No.14932928

And when he tries to put the fire out with a splash of water.

>> No.14932994

His. He

>> No.14933084

Probably the best on this thread.

>> No.14933110

No potatoes?

>> No.14933232



9/10 would hit

Trash. Consistency looks fine, but the emulsification is poor.

Enter the useless bacon.

>> No.14933244

>that awful knife skill
No wonder Bruce became Caitlyn.

>> No.14933309


>> No.14933374

what commercials? the one where the white man is shown as a pathetic loser while the black man is energetic and desirable?
that hasn't changed

>> No.14933579

You want to repost a stupid webm that everyday, then you're going to get a stupid webm thread everyday

>> No.14933681

i tried a filet of salmon that i only flipped once but i gave the skin side a lot longer than the filet side and i would say 10 percent of the sear failed on the skin and was completely burnt, which i am ok with
if you like pork rinds or fried chicken this is something you should try because this is the caviar of that

>> No.14933813

Holy shit i never even imagined that his voice was going to sound like that.

>> No.14933995

How tall is that ogre? They could have given it a work surface that was a reasonable height.

>> No.14934056

Do your parents know that you're gay?

>> No.14934125


>> No.14934151

what a terrible video

>> No.14934330

>doesn't even take the sticker off the apple
This man has to be trolling.

>> No.14934549

what was the fucking point of the plastic wrap?

>> No.14934626 [DELETED] 

Faustian all-or-nothing romanticism

>> No.14936539


>> No.14937375

>what was the fucking point of the plastic wrap?
To stop the pans from moving; they were just stacked on top of each other, not interlocked.

>> No.14937424

is this supposed to be schocking? this how industrial sausage is made, who fucking cares...

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>> No.14938689

why do americans have to wrap everything with bacon and stuff it with cheese? for fucks sake it's like a 6 year old made these recipes.

>> No.14938811

Thought it was a black woman at first dang

>> No.14939029

rest in peace thread

>> No.14939323

why do faggots always have shit up a thread with a mass reply

>> No.14939797

Is that a pasta sauce recipe? Is the cook a tranny? You've given us more questions than answers OP.

>> No.14941088

God I do not miss prison, but I'm white and only every once in a while did I have to resort to such methods. I went hungry plenty of times, just because I didn't want everyone to know my commissary was always full, but there are a million variants of that one.

>> No.14941183

Is this the chicken nuggie paste from macca's

>> No.14941204

Because bacon and cheese are delicious?

>> No.14941230

>countertop dishwasher
You mean my wife sitting on the counter?

>> No.14941414

Look I hate minorities and all that, but white people need to be stopped. Please. Somebody. Stop us.

>> No.14942066

This needs a (you)

>> No.14942102

Where the fuck do I find those adorable bell peppers

>> No.14942948

an European wouldn't even think of such atrocities

>> No.14943120

I like how some of these, when if served to you, would be like "wow, that thing looks huge!" Then it's cut open and it is 90% melted cheese surrounded by thin layer of meat. I would be miffed

>> No.14943170

If jack was aiming to be like henry's kitchen, he would be a fucking comedic master, but sadly he is serious

>> No.14943235

"spice mix"
erm what spices?

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