Mexican Food

[Anonymous No.14914860]

My body treats it like some kind of superlaxative.
Is there a "food hack" to make it not splatter my pants?

[Anonymous No.14914868]

Spic here
I literally don't understand this. It's meat, beans, vegetables, cheese, and maybe some hot pepper. How does that give you diarrhea?

[Anonymous No.14914871]

>>14914868
the hot pepper
maybe the beans too i dont know

[Anonymous No.14914879]

>>14914868
My bowels aren't used to poverty cuisine.

[Anonymous No.14914880]

>>14914871
if you're not used to beans, it could be that, Raw onion may also give you problems (and spicy stuff obviously)

[Anonymous No.14914883]

>>14914880
i think it's the spicy pepper that does it for me
beans make me farty but doesn't give me diarrhea

[Anonymous No.14914886]

>>14914860
try it with less veggies, and without tortilla.

[Anonymous No.14914887]

>>14914879
If anything lots of rich food will fuck up your gut more than staple grains will

[Anonymous No.14914950]

Just do what I did and get your asshole surgically removed

[Anonymous No.14915005]

>>14914860
Yes try adding Epazote, especially if it contains beans.

[Anonymous No.14915013]

>>14914860
It may have to do with the amount of spice.

If you are used to eating perhaps half a teaspoon of spices in your regular food, and try a dish with multiple tablespoons of spices, you end up like that.

I don't know how the food is in Mexico, I presume they eat loads of bread and their spaghetti bolognese is just as bland as it is in the rest of the world. However, the Mexican food that is sold as fast food in other places usually contain very little rice/bread/potato but huge amounts of salt and spice, mixed with onions, corn and meat. It may taste good, but it is hard to digest and process through your body.

[Anonymous No.14915020]

beans + vegetables + cheese seems to be synergistic for jet stream shits for many people.

[Anonymous No.14916220]

>>14914860
>Mexican Food
That is a blanket term now. If you mean taco bell/del taco. Those are not Mexican food shops.
Mexican Fast Food is anything that ends in "bertos".
Mexican restaurant food is the best, but stupid expensive when you realize how little food you're getting that is incredibly cheap ingredients.

[Anonymous No.14916466]

>>14914860
Eat fiber on a regular basis, not just in refried beans.

[Anonymous No.14917015]

>>14914868
>beans, vegetables,
Probably Americans are not used to pooing once or twice a day, so they think they have diarrhea when they do

[Anonymous No.14917415]

Why would you deny yourself the pleasures of taking a fat greasy splattering shit? It's one of the pleasures in life

[Anonymous No.14917964]

>>14914860
Fix your garbage diet, you're probably lacking in fiber

[None !918e9sUVxU No.14917976]

>>14914860
I have Taco Bell's Crunchwrap for breakfast it was really good. I then went to grocery store barely made it to the bathroom

[Anonymous No.14917995]

>>14914860
Use less oil and lard, I am a spic who has worked in mexican restaurants, its the massive amounts of oil and lard giving you the shits

>>14914868
Hope this helps you understand

[Anonymous No.14918954]

>>14917995
Also if you are eating out avoid the fucking iced tea

[Anonymous No.14919044]

>>14914860
Just keep eating it regularly to help your body adjust to it. If it keeps happening after two weeks then your body probably can't digest something in it.

[Anonymous No.14919085]

>>14914860

[Anonymous No.14919109]

>>14914868
i think white people are just prone to having diarrhea more than anyone else. it's like genetically they have weak bowels or something.

[Anonymous No.14919120]

>>14914860
You have to not be a bitch

[Anonymous No.14919952]

>>14914860
maybe hold back on the hot sauces a little and see if that stops

[Anonymous No.14920128]

>>14919952
big fan of your posts
keep it up

[Anonymous No.14920129]

better delete this thread or some nazi is going to ban your ass. I got banned for same thread but with coffee

[Anonymous No.14920255]

>>14919952
AUNTIE BOOBERS

[Anonymous No.14920765]

>>14914868
My sister in law ate corn and bean dip and shat her brains out and starting asking everyone if the food has given them food poisoning. She doesn’t eat anything remotely “healthy”
>>14917995
I don’t think it’s just the fat, I genuinely believe a lot of Americans aren’t taking proper care of themselves so certain foods just tear them up on the inside

[Anonymous No.14920800]

>>14919952

[Anonymous No.14920801]

>tfw i shit pellets no matter what i eat.

[Anonymous No.14920816]

>>14914860
crawl back into your wh*teoid mother's womb, regress to zygote stage, teleport your soul back to the Eternal Oneness, and ask to be sent to a uterus with higher quality genes