What are some /ck/ approved drinks?

[Anonymous No.14911630]

[Anonymous No.14911645]

>bugs
>plant protein
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14911769]

>>14911645
it has stickbug

[Anonymous No.14911786]

>>14911630
There is literally nothing wrong with Soylent.

[Anonymous No.14911799]

>>14911786
Except that I can't open them! These bottles are heckin tough.

[Anonymous No.14911801]

>>14911630
You got me excited, I thought they made a mint chocolate flavor for a sec

[Anonymous No.14911814]

>>14911630
WATER

[Anonymous No.14911930]

>>14911801
There is a mint chocolate flavor.

[Anonymous No.14911938]

WATER / Water

[Anonymous No.14911943]

>asking a board full of alcoholics

[Anonymous No.14911944]

>>14911799

[Anonymous No.14911948]

>>14911814
>>14911938
Chads itt

[Anonymous No.14911960]

>>14911930
You're right, I may have to try that

[Anonymous No.14911970]

>>14911786
I expected it to be terrible. I bought a bottle of it about a year ago so that I could use the bottle as a prop for shit posting purposes. It's not disgusting. Not great. Just tastes like protein shake. I also had the worst shits of my life that day but I'm not sure if the two are related. Regardless. Not terrible but I assume drinking it every day would be fucking miserable.

[Anonymous No.14912010]

>>14911970
I think they taste okay. I went on a short kick where I had one for breakfast every day. They make me nauseous if there's nothing else on my stomach though. I mostly stopped because they're too expensive. They honestly made me feel pretty good otherwise, lots of energy.

[Anonymous No.14912024]

>>14911786
I was one of the original backers of soylent (mistakes were made) and there is an issue that no one talks about, namely a person's emotional attachment to food. After drinking soylent I felt totally satiated, however I couldn't help but think "I want an apple" or "I want a roasted potato" or some other craving. I suppose it depends on the person, but personally soylent forced me to realize I need more than simple nutrition to feel satisfied. Real foods nourish your soul, not just your cells. I suppose you could say soylent is SOULLESS and does nothing for the human spirit. Even /fit/itzens eating nothing but broccoli and chicken breast have it better.

[Anonymous No.14912027]

>>14911970
I'm having jaw surgery soon so I bought a bunch of it to have while I recover

[Anonymous No.14912046]

>>14912024
>>14912027
It's not recommended as a replacement for every meal and fails to meat the nutritional requirements to be labelled and sold as a meal replacement outside of the US. The guy who made it was a computer autist who thought "hurr, 20 times 5 equals 100, therefore all vitamins are absorbed the same".

>The product does not meet the requirements to be called "Meal Replacement", due to the level of fortification and lack of Phosphorus.
>Sucralose, a non-permitted sweetener in meal replacements of this kind is in every formulation.
>Only "Cafe Chai" contained a second non-permitted food additive (caffeine).

>Calculations showed 13 vitamins or minerals were below the minimum required amount, and 1 mineral was above the maximum allowable amount.
>Required phosphorous was not declared in any of the products.

[Anonymous No.14912120]

>>14911645
it's bug flavored soylent. It isn't made of bugs

[Anonymous No.14912123]

>>14911630
Get the fuck back you faggot

[Anonymous No.14912125]

Water
Alcohol
Pocari Sweat

[Anonymous No.14912224]

>>14912046
I'm not intending to use it as a full meal replacement long term, just something liquid that I can drink for calories since last time I had mouth surgery I was hungry and miserable the whole time

[Anonymous No.14912245]

>>14911630
costco brand la croix

[Anonymous No.14912558]

>>14911630
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

[Anonymous No.14912562]

>>14911630
Water

[Anonymous No.14912690]

prosecco

[Anonymous No.14912864]

>>14912027
You are a dumb slave brained peasant

[Anonymous No.14912869]

>>14912024
Well you're pretty much retarded if you can't fuck 2 scoops of whey protein in some whole milk and drink it

[Anonymous No.14913909]

>>14912869
>Well you're pretty much retarded if you can't fuck 2 scoops of whey protein in some whole milk and drink it
I must be retarded then because it never occurred to me to fuck a protein shake and drink it

[Anonymous No.14913913]

>>14912864
Mmm soylent glug glug glug

[Anonymous No.14913918]

>>14912125
Based and Pocaripilled.

[Anonymous No.14914697]

>>14911786
it's /v/ approved drink not /ck/

[Anonymous No.14915054]

>>14912558
so i can avoid appropriating POC culture by eating their food. plus food is a potential choking hazard.

[Anonymous No.14915060]

diet barq's

[Anonymous No.14915437]

>>14911630
Do you tip the soylent salesman?

[Anonymous No.14915438]

>>14911630
Water.

[Anonymous No.14916317]

>>14911630
I don't know about /ck/ but I've been drinking a lot of gin and sake lately

[Anonymous No.14916482]

>>14911630

Hot water with lemon slices.

[Anonymous No.14917715]

>>14911630
Water
Tea
Whole milk

[Anonymous No.14917726]

>>14912024
/fitizens eat better than you plebeian.
Post physique

[Anonymous No.14917851]

>>14912024
This hits the nail on the head.
For medical reasons I spent more or less two years on intravenous and liquid feeding. I honestly can't understand how anyone can voluntarily give up on eating proper food if you're healthy. It fucking triggers me.

You mention the emotional connection you have to food, but one of the things I missed was having the social interaction of sitting down and having a meal with your loved one. It was fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.14918945]

>>14913909
I mean ideally you want to trick someone else into fucking it to steal his nutrients

[Anonymous No.14918955]

>>14911630

[Anonymous No.14918961]

>>14911943
Says the alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.14919137]

>>14911960
Saw it at a Freddy's. Mint Chocolate, Pistachio, and Spumoni are pretty much my basic ice cream flavors. But I'm going to stay away from the Soylent namely because I KNOW even store brand mint chocolate chip ice cream will be better.

[Anonymous No.14919164]

>>14911786
It’s the official drink of the modern American leftist.

[Anonymous No.14919172]

>>14918955
kek

[Anonymous No.14919317]

>>14912125
>>14913918
is pocari even sold across the pacific? Cant find this shit in Canada or the US. Only pocari I've seen were in japan and back home in indonesia. Are you guys Aussies?

[Anonymous No.14919349]

>>14919317
asian markets? see 99 ranch stores or somethin if youre not a flyover

[Anonymous No.14919397]

Choccy milk

[Anonymous No.14919482]

>made by Abbott Laboratories, not some limp-wristed pseudointellectual faggot
>actually recommended by doctors to people who can't eat solid food
>fucking delicious
>girls won't recoil at your shitty genes when they see them because they don't make the same association as soylent=beta male

[Anonymous No.14919496]

>>14919482
Hi I'm drinking some right now because my body is being weird and feels too lazy to eat normal food even if I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.14919525]

>>14917726
did you skim my post? I didn't have a positive experience with the stuff, and I wasn't even putting down /fit/

[Anonymous No.14920896]

>>14919525
seethe harder, fatty

[Anonymous No.14921250]

>>14911630
The cheapest handle of vodka within walking distance of your apartment

[Anonymous No.14921289]

>>14919482
>>made by big pharma
>>recommended by paid off doctors
>>fucking disgusting
>>ingredients literally contain two types of soy
The shills are trying hard tonight.
>Water, Corn Maltodextrin, Sugar, Milk Protein Concentrate, Blend of Vegetable Oils (Canola, Corn), Soy Protein Isolate, Cocoa Powder (Processed with Alkali). Less than 0.5% of: Vitamins & Minerals (Potassium Citrate, Magnesium Phosphate, Calcium Carbonate, Sodium Citrate, Calcium Phosphate, Choline Chloride, Ascorbic Acid, Ferrous Sulfate, Potassium Chloride, dl-Alpha-Tocopheryl Acetate, Zinc Sulfate, Niacinamide, Calcium Pantothenate, Manganese Sulfate, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Thiamine Hydrochloride, Copper Sulfate, Riboflavin, Vitamin A Palmitate, Folic Acid, Chromium Chloride, Potassium Iodide, Sodium Selenate, Sodium Molybdate, Phylloquinone, Biotin, Vitamin D3, Vitamin B12), Nonfat Milk, Cellulose Gel, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Salt, Cellulose Gum, Soy Lecithin, Monoglycerides, Carrageenan, Turmeric Color, Acesulfame Potassium, Sucralose, and Red 3.

[Anonymous No.14921298]

>>14912046
How is it this hard to look up an RDA?

[Anonymous No.14922168]

>>14919317
They're actually planning to release it in the US, but just as "Pocari," I believe.