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Why does he hate recipes so much?

>> No.14905574

>>14905557
he can't read

>> No.14905582

>>14905557
they're not real

>> No.14905583

Because knorr told him to.

>> No.14905584
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>>14905557
I cringe everything he says "my grandma used to do this"

>> No.14905833

>>14905584
this but "my dear mother"

does anyone have any memory of what they ate when they were 6 and younger? i sure as shit dont

>> No.14905864

>>14905557
he's british. non-conformist, xeno-humanist, shadow incal born entities. they like to tear down everything good in this world...

>> No.14905874

>>14905833
Toast. Porridge. Eggs. "aznstyle" sweet sour pork cabbage casserole. Baked Beans. Fish. Pasta. Vegetables. Those powdered sugar dusted lemon bars with the graham cracker crust.

Yeah. 34+ years ago to go back to when I was under 6, but yes.

>> No.14905875

>>14905833
and that's why you're not a world renowned chef

>> No.14906156

>>14905557

Fucking disgusting long hair and cigarette with his apron on. You're a cook, not Nick Cave, stupid fucking rockstar wannabe cunt.

>> No.14906230

>>14905557
because sometimes u ingredients or not really, its YOUR choice

>> No.14906250

>>14905833
>does anyone have any memory of what they ate when they were 6 and younger? i sure as shit dont
damn, i feel for you, anon
i wish you had more memories of those days
i remember lots of oatmeal with butter and brown sugar, and a slice of almost-burnt toast

>> No.14906252

>>14905557
He was so malnourished in his prime. You can see literally see his skull outline. Spent too much time cooking not enough time resting and eating.

>> No.14906260

>>14905557
he cooks with feeling, which is the only way to do it
MPW is my #1 chef for all time

>> No.14906368

>>14906250
well to be fair if my mum cooked pasta with 10 litres of olive oil (like marcos dear mother used to, before she was killed by a stockpot) i wouldnt forget it either

>> No.14906465
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14906465

recipes are spooks

>> No.14906870

>>14905864
but anon hes french

>> No.14906880

>>14905557
Recipe is slavery.