/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14903320]

Why does a place called Burger King have the worst burgers ever made?

[Anonymous No.14903323]

Burger King Nothing

[Anonymous No.14903331]

>>14903320
They are literally the KING.
But nah from best to worst it goes:

1. McD's Double Cheeseburger
2. McD's Quarter Pounder Deluxe w/ Cheese
3. Whopper
4. Big Mac

[Anonymous No.14903347]

>>14903331
I've never had a Big Mac that was worse than fine, but literally any beef I've ever ordered from Burger King has been fucking cardboard dry.

[Anonymous No.14903350]

>>14903320
All fast food burgers are terrible. At lest BK is better than McDonald's, Wendy's, and JitB.

[Anonymous No.14903352]

>>14903331
Big Mac's are good just because of the sauce. Whopper's beef tastes better but overall the Mac is the better sandwich

[Anonymous No.14903389]

>>14903352
I just think the Big Mac is really bland. The Quarter Pounder is clearly better.

[Anonymous No.14903397]

>>14903320
Because monarchies are depressive states that can only enslave populations. It takes a democracy to instill adpiration.

[Anonymous No.14903398]

>>14903320
its just a prank bro

[Anonymous No.14903399]

>>14903320
wa la!

[Anonymous No.14903401]

>>14903352
>Big Mac's
ook ook, me no how apostrophe

[Anonymous No.14903404]

>>14903401
They belong to Big Mac, you fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.14903405]

>>14903404
He's Mac and he's big

[Anonymous No.14903411]

>>14903320
The burgers have seared bites though

[Anonymous No.14903489]

>>14903352
no one ever has ever had a hamburger and wished it had more bread. the big mac is a bad hamburger.

[Anonymous No.14903549]

>>14903489
This. If someone gave me a Big Mac I'd take out the middle bread thing.

[Anonymous No.14903598]

>>14903320
Burger King pre 2010s was a pretty strong adversary for McDonald's but in the last two decades or so they've fallen off hard, around the time of the late 90s-early 00s I'd say their product tasted better than McDonalds on average

[Anonymous No.14903659]

>>14903598
This, at least in the US. I remember when people used to mention McDs and BK in the same conversation, they were like Coke and Pepsi. Now BK is irrelevant and nobody really goes there.

[Anonymous No.14903661]

It isnt the original burger king.

[Anonymous No.14903704]

>>14903320
I'm not reading through this shill thread.

BK blows McDonald's out of the water with taste.

BK burgers taste like they are actually grilled, with a little bit of Smokey char as a flavour enhancer. Quality sauces and ingredients and moist bread.

McDonald's is the bottom of the barrel. It is the cheapest cost-wise but also the cheapest tasting. Everything in McDonald's tastes microwaved, the only way to bring it to life is with nutritionally devoid sauces.

The whopper destroys the big Mac.

[Anonymous No.14903721]

I love the whopper, fuck you. A double whopper provides me with enough food for the day.

[Anonymous No.14903724]

>>14903704
mcd's is extreme trash tier. had a mcchicken a couple days ago, and i'm almost certain the "chicken" was shredded newspaper

[Anonymous No.14903746]

>>14903320
It's because they put way mayo on their burgers, and way too fucking much. If you hold the mayo, their burgers are decent. Burger King? More like Burger Cream. It's like the king himself is cumming buckets onto every fucking burger. Just disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14903769]

>>14903746
>It's like the king himself is cumming buckets onto every fucking burger.
Oh he Is that's the royal treatment

[Anonymous No.14903840]

Foot lettice LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.14903851]

>>14903704
The Whopper is the only thing worth it at BK, it does somehow manage to be tasty, I guess it's that salad combination with the mayo and ketchup

[Anonymous No.14903852]

I'm gonna hit BK fairly hard once the PS5 promotion revs up next week.
Sure would be nice.

[Anonymous No.14903856]

>>14903320
You mother fuck! Whopper juniors with cheese are ultimate god tier. I’ll fight you!

[Anonymous No.14903868]

>>14903856
>whoppers junior
Fixed

[Anonymous No.14903875]

>>14903404
the customer merely rents them

[Anonymous No.14904864]

>>14903323
WHERES YOUR BURGER KING NOTHING

[Anonymous No.14905565]

>>14903320
They're actually the echo of a version of McDonald's from a hellish parallel universe; it just turned out all wrong. Little bit like Kmart.

[Anonymous No.14905580]

>>14903746
Hard agree

[Anonymous No.14905626]

>>14903320
The Whopper is my favorite fast food sandwich. That's about all I get at BK. Fries are good when they're hot, too.

[Anonymous No.14905634]

>>14903746
For some reason I love their mayo and ask for extra.

[Anonymous No.14905753]

My only issue with the whopper is that I have the hands of a little girl, so it actually is difficult to hold.
I didn't know it at the time but this commercial was about me.

[Anonymous No.14905821]

>>14903320
I'm getting more of a seared bite

[Anonymous No.14905959]

>>14903331
>no mention of wendys

[Anonymous No.14905968]

>>14905580
I was being sarcastic, dipshit

[Anonymous No.14905993]

>>14903746

[Anonymous No.14905998]

>>14903746
this is why the whopper is the worst fast food sandwich

[Anonymous No.14906149]

I seriously don't understand how many people think BK is shit. When those fast food tier lists were a meme I saw so many people put Burger King in C and below with McDonalds in B or above and I just didn't get it. I'd take a Whopper over a Big Mac every single time.

[Anonymous No.14906192]

>>14903746
Too true. Mixed with the chup it turns into this pinkish dripping mess

[Anonymous No.14906347]

>>14905821
Please don't say that no no no

[Anonymous No.14906349]

my opinion is correct on the mcd vs bk debate. bk has lower lowers but higher highs. when it's good holy shit is it good. mcd tho? consistently ok. never impressed but never REALLY disappointed.

[Anonymous No.14906410]

>>14903320
Burgers are for niggers who can't afford actual meat.

[Anonymous No.14906460]

>>14903320
>the worst burgers ever made?
borguh kangz is pretty terrible....but you've obviously never had a borguh from sonic

[Anonymous No.14906506]

>>14905968
Oh yeah my mistake. That was so easy to read into from your post.

[Anonymous No.14906565]

What is better, chicken fries or long chicken?
Is the big fish any good?

[Anonymous No.14906651]

>>14903746
both funny and absolutely correct

[Anonymous No.14906676]

>>14903320
Fast food was always fast food; it was shit and everybody knew it was shit. But at some point in the 90s/early 00s, it became fashionable to live off the crap despite the fact that it's almost entirely empty calories - lots of fat and carbs and little to no actual nutritional value.
McDonald's became the poster boy for America's gluttony. And they deserved it. Used to be, as recent as the late 90s (roughly the last time I ate their "food"), I couldn't make it more than halfway through a single cheeseburger without running for the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. How did they do it? Laxatives don't even work that fast.
Anyways, at some point, somebody passed a law that they had to put ingredient and calorie information up for the public and people were pissed. 3,600 calories in one god damned meal? And it's 40% sawdust? (You do know what cellulose is, right?)
Documentaries like Super Size Me forced McDonald's to up their game. So they started selling salads which were 3 to 5x worse calorie-wise than the fucking burgers, but that did come with a modicum of actual nutrition. People caught on fast. So they changed the oil they fry everything in, started putting lettuce on burgers, started offering more sandwich options, etc.
As a result, other fast-food joints were also forced to up their games, offering wider varieties of items with moderately more nutritious offerings.
But not Burger King. They haven't changed a fucking thing. Everything there is just as it was 20-30 years ago.

[Anonymous No.14906686]

>>14903704
>BK burgers taste like they are actually grilled

Fun fact, they are actually "grilled". You line the patties up and push them into a broiler that cooks with some open flame (Sometimes after a busy day the flames shoot out the top due to buildup). At the end the grill becomes a conveyor and spits them out into a pan.

The reason they taste so shit is because

1. They sit in holding trays filled with the drippings of at minimum 12 burgers at a time. They can be up there for 40 minutes

2. BK has this wild fucking obsession with microwaving their burgers before use even though the holding area keeps them hot

t. I was a Whopper special agent in high school

[Anonymous No.14906708]

I miss the old $1 Spicy Chicken Sandwich from BK. I used to get 2 of those Plain (With a side of Buffalo Sauce) every day in college.

[Anonymous No.14906716]

>>14906708
they still have it, numbnuttz. it's called a spicy chicken jr

[Anonymous No.14906730]

>>14903320
Yeah. I used to like BK but the time I spent in the military made me absolutely hate this place. There are only two guarantees when you join the US military. The first is that, no matter how much work you get done, you will never be released on time. The second is that every base in the world that has a US Military presence will also have a BK. From the most populated and civilized bases in the states, all the way to the most bumfuck abandoned FOBs in Afghanistan. Burger King is the one constant. As a result, many wayward soldiers who are tired of eating at the chow hall or who are simply in a rush to get back to the motor pool on time after being given an impossible time-hack to get lunch fall victim to the King. I've been that soldier many times myself. Going to Burger King is like being in an abusive relationship. As much as you don't want it, you feel like you have no other choice. Pulling up to the drive-through or going up to the cashier you are always greeted by the same archetypal black woman who seems to exist in every civilian military position. She hates her life, but more than anything she hates you. She asks what you want in a very harsh and rushing manner regardless of how few people are in line. Your order doesn't mean anything though because you will always be given whatever they decide to make you. I have never gotten the correct order from those BKs. So yeah, Burger King's gay.

[Anonymous No.14906741]

>>14906716
Its not the same chicken patty anymore. Spicy Chickens used to have their own specific patty

[Anonymous No.14906747]

>>14903746
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.14906760]

The just normal bacon double cheeseburger is miles better than anything in their normal menu

[Anonymous No.14907243]

>>14906347
On the impossible whopper