How do I get a "mukbang"?

[Anonymous No.14901785]

How do I order an mukbang? I fall asleep watching these every night, but when I try and order a Mukbang from a restaurant they tell me they don't have it.
I know they have it. I know almost every restaurant has it because you can find a video of every different restaurant's mukbang on youtube.
I saw a taco bell mukbang yesterday afternoon. I thought it looked good and I was hungry so I called the one closest to me and asked to order a mukbang. They told me they didn't know what I was talking about, that they didn't have a Mukbang.
I know they do. This happens every time, it doesn't matter what restaurant I call, they always tell me they don't have it.
Why are they doing this to me? Do you have to be a youtuber to access their secret menus???
What do I have to do?

[Anonymous No.14901797]

>>14901785
First you must seek the O-Ring of Nikocado

[Anonymous No.14901803]

>>14901797
(|)

[Anonymous No.14901805]

You probably don't even have your Bangers card yet...

[Anonymous No.14901808]

>>14901805
Do I need this to order the a mukbang from restaurants?

[Anonymous No.14901811]

>>14901785
Listening to people eat food sounds like actual torture. What the hell is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.14901819]

>>14901811
It helps me sleep. I also usually eat with them on too so I don't feel alone when I'm eating dinner.

[Anonymous No.14901830]

if you want to get into mukbang you probably need to get abducted first

[Anonymous No.14901853]

>>14901819
this is the saddest troll thread i've ever read

[Anonymous No.14901859]

>>14901785
A lot of it is fake, bro.

https://youtu.be/xjgpKS0HdVM

[Anonymous No.14901863]

>>14901785
you know he posts pics of his gaping hairy asshole and shit all over his bed right?

[Anonymous No.14901872]

>>14901785
Seek >>14901797
one must find the ring before one can truly “mukbang”. The ancient sources mention a “google”

[Anonymous No.14901873]

>>14901859
>14901859
god i want this bitch to spit the noodles into my mouth like they do in the japanese pornos

[Anonymous No.14901881]

>>14901872

[Anonymous No.14901885]

>>14901872
How sad can one creature see?

[Anonymous No.14901892]

>>14901872
imagine not only having this happen to and not only taking a picture of yourself but posting said picture to social media

[Anonymous No.14901894]

>>14901785
kek

[Anonymous No.14901898]

>>14901859
no shit sherlock. even the ones who swallow are likely to purge afterward.
people don't watch it to see the mukbanger swallow food. they watch it for the vulgar eating sounds and moaning from a sexually charged individual. it's a replacement for pornography.

[Anonymous No.14901899]

>>14901892
Truly a creature of no shame or morals

[Anonymous No.14901942]

>>14901785
>>14901872
I want to cut this guy in half

[Anonymous No.14901945]

order?

[Anonymous No.14901960]

>>14901945
it appears to be a 2 five guys hotdogs, 2 five guys burgers, large cajun fries, and a can of queso that they use at convenience stands at football games

[Anonymous No.14901962]

Why is he the only western mukgangbanger? Mukbangs should have originated in the west, considering our gluttonous nature and severe obesity, especially compared to asia. Like what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.14901964]

>>14901898
>they watch it for the vulgar eating sounds
humanity needs to be purged

[Anonymous No.14901968]

>>14901960
I did not need to know that. But thanks anyway.

[Anonymous No.14901975]

>>14901964
>humanity needs to be purged
It will be soon enough. It's just a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.14901985]

>>14901962
korean mukbangs are faked...maybe westerners are too retarded to realize they shouldn't eat the whole amount of food and spit it out.... maybe they understand seeing other people gorge themselves i fucking disgusting. Either way you get retards like this who fuck themselves up while trying to cash in a faked trend without the intelligence to see it's fake. And people watch him mostly to see him suffer.

[Anonymous No.14901991]

>>14901898
>no shit sherlock. even the ones who swallow are likely to purge afterward.
Not all of then as we can see with our boy avocado kek

[Anonymous No.14901994]

>>14901797
An ancient tree carving to help you on your journey

[Anonymous No.14901998]

>>14901898
I watch it so I feel less like dying every night when I make a dinner for one. I want a mukbang so it feels like I’m sharing a meal with someone since they would be eating the same thing as me. But no restaurant will sell me one.

[Anonymous No.14902005]

>>14901975
People have been believing the apocalypse is right around the corner for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.14902066]

>>14902005
Civilisation has collapsed and been rebuilt multiple times over the course of thousands of years, so they weren't all wrong.

[Anonymous No.14902071]

>>14901859
>recommended
>why China is Devil's country
Based

[Anonymous No.14902092]

>>14901819
Unironically same. I used to do it to Mange tout a lot but she stopped uploading after she had a child. My life hasn't been the same since

[Anonymous No.14902095]

>>14902066
There's a big difference between "humanity being purged" and "parts of the world collapsed and were rebuilt".

[Anonymous No.14902438]

>>14901881

[Anonymous No.14902451]

>>14901803
(_?_) monkey butt

[Anonymous No.14902865]

>>14901872
Just looking at his twitter pfp and that photo you can see how his weight has spiraled

[Anonymous No.14903395]

>>14901785

[Anonymous No.14903424]

I sincerely hope this guy kills himself soon

[Anonymous No.14903517]

[Anonymous No.14903544]

Just order a lot of food retard