/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14900860]

It's time to confess your cooking sins anon, I'll start.

I used 6 sticks of string cheese, 4 slaps of gruyere and half a bag of mild cheddar to make bake mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.14900873]

Next time I'll use crushed goldfish instead of breadcrumbs

[Anonymous No.14900886]

>>14900860
I have never and will never make my own stock or broth. I don’t have the time or patience and I don’t fucking care. I’ll buy from a decent brand and it’ll be okay

[Anonymous No.14900892]

>>14900860

My wife made me mad half a year ago and I've been putting urine in her soymilk since then. Every time she opens a new carton, I put some pee in it, and watch her eat her plain cheerios and sugar-free, flavorless soymilk with it.

[Anonymous No.14900911]

I let my cat sit on the counter next to me, and I let him sniff everything as I prepare it. I also talk in broken Japanese/English and pretend I’m on YouTube “Hi I’mu Piggo, howst of diss shou, Cookingu Wiss Catto.”

[Anonymous No.14900916]

>>14900886
This

[Anonymous No.14900928]

I don't see the point of making your own pasta from scratch and I think non-professionals who insist on doing it are pretentious

[Anonymous No.14900930]

>>14900892
If you want to pee on your wife then why don't you just ask

[Anonymous No.14900931]

>>14900886
This. I don't use stock every week let alone every day. Just buy some stock cubes and throw them in boiling water when I need stock.

[Anonymous No.14900937]

>>14900911
This Japanese lady let's her kots on the bench and shit. She cooks for them all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/kittisaurus

[Anonymous No.14900938]

I have never cleaned the rack on my grill in the 20 years I've used it. Not even scrubbing

[Anonymous No.14900942]

After washing dishes I don't dry them manually I just let them on the counter until the next day when they are dry. I don't even rinse them with clear water after soap to be totally honest.

[Anonymous No.14900947]

>>14900860
I make bread in my dutch oven

[Anonymous No.14900950]

>>14900942
I do this too. After spending 2 - 3 hours in the kitchen cooking and doing dishes I just want to sit down and relax.

[Anonymous No.14900956]

When cooking I don't follow directions and it's all about the feeling, It always turns good. I'm incredibly lucky or I'm just a good cook.

[Anonymous No.14900959]

After peeing or taking a dump I don't always wash my hands

[Anonymous No.14900965]

>>14900938
This but with my oven. I guess there is burnt food particles in it that are turning my bakeware black.

[Anonymous No.14900987]

>>14900959
Your mother knows you masturbate and it makes her sick

[Anonymous No.14901002]

>>14900860
I prefer vanilla ice cream on my pumpkin pie over whipped cream

[Anonymous No.14901178]

>>14900860
bro why

[Anonymous No.14901188]

Last night I was drunk as shit and knew I needed to eat something before I passed out. I cracked open a can of hash and microwaved that shit (not even fried) and added chopped hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.14901273]

>>14901178
It's all I had, family didn't seem to mind.

[Anonymous No.14901281]

I'm paid to advertise new fast food items on here but its like 50 cents a post and it takes a few months to even get the money

[Anonymous No.14901736]

>>14901281
yeah we saw your thread about taco bell

i don't really cook anymore, i'm piss off when i think about time i'd lost if i cooked

[Anonymous No.14902090]

>>14901002
That seems perfectly reasonable to me
Also fuck you now I want some pumpkin pie

[Anonymous No.14902132]

>>14900886
fuck off marco

[Anonymous No.14902338]

>>14900928
Retarded opinion.
Some kind of pasta and dishes require fresh pasta, like tagliatelle

I get that Americans think "fresh pasta = better" as a rule, and your right.

[Anonymous No.14902563]

I don't actually cook
I only eat convenience meals

[Anonymous No.14903018]

>>14900860
One of my favorite meals is store-bought pesto, Barilla Protein+ pasta, and Grilled chicken breast that's been cut up all mixed together.

[Anonymous No.14903021]

>>14903018
it takes less time to make pesto than it does for the pasta to cook and it tastes way better than store bought.

[Anonymous No.14903023]

>>14900860
I've been using onion and garlic salt instead of dicing fresh

[Anonymous No.14903030]

>>14903021
Right as you are, I'm lazy and I also don't own a food processor, blender, or a mortar and pestle

[Anonymous No.14903067]

>>14903030
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[Anonymous No.14903081]

When I dice onions, I only cut in two dimensions instead of 3. They're not all exactly the same size, but that never matters enough for me

[Anonymous No.14904272]

>>14900860
I didn't properly defrost my steak from the fridge so it didn't cook properly all the way through in the pan, cut it in half and had to cook it up a second time.

By the end it was but the outside was largely black due to my mistake.

[Anonymous No.14904279]

>>14903023
I just buy thr jars of garlic in citric acid from costco and fork out a few globs in anything. Garlic is annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.14904308]

>>14904279
Lmao been there. I'm back on the fresh garlic train, but that's because I'm too lazy to go to the store and get more of the pre-chopped stuff.

Have you ever bought the bag of pre-peeled garlic cloves. I used to do that too.

[Anonymous No.14904362]

>>14900860
i can cook fairly decent but i always end up being lazy and cheap and making some sort of depression meal looking abomination of bread with slop
i dont know how people manage to maintain these well stocked kitchens with ingredients to make all kinds of fancy things i usually have like two cans of tuna and some eggs maybe

[Anonymous No.14904368]

>>14903081
They come already cut in a dimension. What are you smokin

[Anonymous No.14904505]

>>14900860
I put Adobo on the cheese when I make quesadillas

[Anonymous No.14904519]

>>14903018
>chicken breast

[Anonymous No.14904738]

I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.14904845]

>>14900892
your wife is retarded. The processed carbs in the cereal is just as bad for her as the sugar she's avoiding

[Anonymous No.14905055]

I eat parmesan rinds.

[Anonymous No.14905269]

>>14900886
Enjoy eating vastly inferior soups. I made chicken stock for the first time in a while and did taste comparison with store bought, no comparison which was better. When using gelatin packets it doesn't even take long and your kitchen smells heavenly

[Anonymous No.14905306]

>>14900860
I love frito pie. I dont give a shit what anyone says. Made with Wolf Brand chili on a monday night

[Anonymous No.14905546]

>>14901188
My nigga