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14897107 No.14897107 [Reply] [Original]

Just ate four of these bad boys. Ask me anything.

>> No.14897114

how fat are you?

>> No.14897149

In high school my family used to get coupons for carls jr and I used to eat 2 double western bacon cheeseburgers for lunch and then 2 more burgers as a post lunch snack, back when I was in cross country and wasn't a sedentary fuck like I am now.

>> No.14897173

When I first went off to boarding school, I excitedly ate one of these bastards. Unlike any fast food I've ever had, my chest/heart began to hurt 10 mins after. It was as though I could feel my cholesterol rising; I doubt it was psychosomatic, because I wasn't concerned with such things at the time. God help you if you actually ate four.

>> No.14897181

>>14897107
Do you have all your affairs in order?

>> No.14897229

>>14897107
No you didn't. They haven't served them with that bun in a decade.

>> No.14897266

>>14897107
What's your pulse?

>> No.14897300

>>14897266
It's a good pulse. Don't worry about it. But trust me, my pulse is good. Maybe even the best. Lots of people wish they had a pulse like mine.

>> No.14897324

Are you dead yet?

>> No.14897362

>>14897107
whats your favorite color?

>> No.14897376

>>14897107
How greasy are your shits?

>> No.14897380

>>14897107
Why did you make this exact thread with a baconator pic this morning?

>> No.14897381

>>14897107
how do i release my rage without actually murdering a specific person

>> No.14897383

>>14897300
Doland, is that you?

>> No.14897388

>>14897107
Are you literally God?

>> No.14897389

>>14897107
do you have big wet farts?

how does it sound like?

how does it smell like?

do you get an erection when you push your big greasy shits out?

>> No.14897426

>>14897107
are you gay?

>> No.14897440

>>14897381
Kill some random person so you don't murder a specific person

>> No.14897554

>>14897107
I miss their six dollarbugers.

>> No.14897566

I love hardees. Too bad the closest one is like 30 min away. It's good but not a 30 min drive good.

>> No.14898751

>>14897181
No.

>>14897229
I just Googled "monster thickburger."

>>14897266
I don't know.

>>14897362
Royal blue.

>>14897376
Pretty average on the grease scale.

>>14897380
That wasn't me.

>>14897381
Pick up a hobby like shooting or kickboxing.

>>14897388
No.

>>14897389
Yes.
Like a semi truck releasing its air brake.
Like a dead cat rotting in the hot sun.
Not usually, no.

>>14897426
No.

>>14897324
No.

>>14897114
I'm 6'3", 520 lbs.

>> No.14898755

>>14898751
>I'm 6'3", 520 lbs.

Please, please, post a pic w/ timestamp, fren.

>> No.14898760

>>14897107
when's the last time you saw your benis?

>> No.14898765

>>14897107
is there anything youd like to say before you die of a heart attack

>> No.14898860

>>14897107
Pics or it didn't happen

>> No.14898977

>>14897107
>not the Western Bacon
NGMI

>> No.14899332

>>14898751
Exactly. You googled an image and used it because you're lying on the internet. Had you just eaten 4 of them, you'd know they've been using an entirely different bun for 10 years.

>> No.14899967

>>14897107
A burger doesn't become better just by piling on more meat. A good burger is balanced. Meat, bun, sauce, cheese, pickles, whatever you put on, it has to work together in such a way that each bite is a symphony of flavors.
That's why the regular QP is better than the double. And the OP looks like shit.

>> No.14899974

>>14898755
i thought you were crazy-fat but then realized how tall that is

>> No.14899976

post gut

>> No.14899979

sigh

>>14899974
meant for
>>14898751

>> No.14899997

Post tits or gtfo

>> No.14900015

FAKE AND GAY LARP POST PICS NEXT TIME

>> No.14900048

>>14899974
520 pounds is indeed, crazy fat

>> No.14900052

>>14898751
>I'm 6'3", 520 lbs.
Holy shit you’re a mountain
Can you still walk with your legs?

>> No.14900667

>>14899974
I'm 6'4" and around 400lbs and it's very unsightly.
I'd call myself crazy fat. 120lbs and one inch shorter certainly is.

>> No.14901342

>>14897107
can i be in the will

>> No.14901358

As a fatfuck trying to start a diet tonight, fuck you. I can't even eat hamburgers and pizza anymore.

>> No.14901360

We want to see you fatass.

>> No.14901432

Does your left arm hurt?

>> No.14902668

>>14897107
they look similar to the mcdonalds bacons ,except the bread

>> No.14904407

Based.

>> No.14904910

>>14899967
shut the fuck up british cunt

>> No.14904984

>>14900667
crikey youre a big guy!

>> No.14905018

>>14901358
You can eat burger and pizza just don’t eat 4 of them and an entire large pizza you disgusting piece of shit.

>> No.14905227

>>14897107
I can eat some garbage but Hardee's burgers are bottom tier. They have great breakfast sausage, though.

>>14897554
Could never keep one from sliding apart while I was eating it.

>> No.14906245

>>14905227
Hardee's beats the shit out of McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's as far as the burgers go. McDonald's fries are still king.

>> No.14906992

>>14906245
I remember liking the thickburgers back in like 2004, but now they're shitty star shaped hockey pucks that have zero flavor, and a nasty gristly texture. All the other places you listed do better, at least where I live.

>> No.14907034

>>14898751
Pics? I'm 5'11'' 350lb

>> No.14907826

>>14897173
That was heartburn, your gallbladder was getting overworked

>> No.14907831

>>14899974
That's way past obese, he shouldn't be more than 250

>> No.14908919
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14908919

Using a shitty lying thread to post a picture of the real monster burger from 2005.

>> No.14908937

>>14907034
wtf. fucking amerilards.

>> No.14908944

>>14897173
It pains me to know frail humans exist who could literally die from eating food. You’re so depressing.

>> No.14908954

>>14899974
Anon even if he was 8’3” he’d still be morbidly obese at 520

>> No.14908955

>>14897107
when I worked at hardees in high school a coworker bet me I couldn't eat a triple half pound monster thickburger a large fry and I ate it in 5 minutes it was pretty great

>> No.14908966

>>14899967
I fucking hate food autists like you. You literally ruin food experiences for other people because you can’t shut the fuck up with your opinions.
I ordered a slice of pineapple And onion on a double cheeseburger last month and this pale cunt at the table next to me leaned over and told me my order was disgusting and that he was going to vomit if I ate it and then went in to your symphony of bullshit speech.