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Egg brothers, unite

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>> No.14896253

>>14896163
DEATH TO THE EGG NIGGERS!

>> No.14896258

>>14896163
Bleached eggs look like toys not food

>> No.14896261

>>14896163
how much did those eggs cost and how many?

>> No.14896269

>>14896261
One chicken shits one egg per day. A 50 lbs bag of chicken feed is less than 10 dollars. Eggs are basically free.

>> No.14896277

>>14896269
I know, I'm just curious because this is the first time I've seen mail order eggs.

>> No.14896323

>>14896261
>>14896277
$5 for 60 rggs

>> No.14896428

>>14896323
>$5 for 60 rggs
vs 99 cents for 12 rggs at the Kwik Trip; deliveries usually twice daily, so I expect similar freshness.

>> No.14896439

>>14896163
>putting egg shells back in the carton
>>14896261
where I live they're $0.04/egg

>> No.14896468

>>14896163

Eggs are easily the most chad ingredient in all of cuisine. I salute you sir. Qualfags need not apply.

>> No.14896479

>>14896439
>$0.04/egg
No offense, but having tried the 4 cent rggs, I'll keep with the 8 cent rggs.

Anytime I try to go less expensive, they're not suitable for eating raw, and the ensuing gastric distress is most unpleasant.

>> No.14896486

>>14896479

>eating raw

I'm going to assume you're rocky balboa or fucking Conor Murphy. You know protein shakes are thing right? Jesus.

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>>14896439
>putting egg shells back in the carton.
I cooked the whole box, brother.

>> No.14896500

>>14896479
just wash them first and you're fine

>> No.14896501

>>14896486
I enjoy a "less than fully cooked" egg; TKG with the cheap eggs ties me to a toilet, the extra few cents on each egg easily saves me a roll of toilet paper.

Curse my weak digestive system.

>> No.14896521

>>14896500
Here in freedomland, the eggs are already washed and the bloom cuticle is removed. Any contamination from this process will seep inside the shell (cuticle washed away, after all), so further washing will not disinfect the egg nor guard my delicate little tummy from the wrath of those microbes.

>> No.14896528

I know a guy who eats 18 eggs a day. Pretty sure he's a sperg.

>> No.14896539

>>14896323
Impressive. Thanks for sharing.

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>> No.14896551

>>14896543
This is an "eggcellent" picture and if possible I would like your permission to use it as my wallpaper

>> No.14896555

>>14896521
so buy the $0.04 eggs bro

>> No.14896558

>>14896555
No, they make me sick when prepared the way I like
The 8 cent eggs do not

>> No.14896610

>>14896543
Nice. I made this one years ago.

>> No.14896709

>>14896610
Tell the story again for the newfags

>> No.14896737

>>14896709
Very well.
>college party hosted by really uptight guy
>drunk and frisky
>host is on the couch with 2 qt3.14s, looking for action
>friend and I start taking people’s breakfast orders
>host pulls us aside and tells us we’re gay and not to use his food
>tells us he will lose his mind if we cook
>”we won’t”
>start cooking immediately
>eggs, tortillas, burgers from his fridge
>smellsgood.jpeg
>i plate up an abomination of egg shells and food all mashed up
>friend marches plate to host, bows, and presents rggs
>”here are your eggs, sir!”
>host screams “THAT DOES IT” and smacks both hands on couch
>he’s sweating and screaming
>grabs me and marches me to the dumpster out back
>makes me throw out the delicious rggs
>is repeatedly calling me a faggot
>qt girls leave party in disgust
Now the story lives on in this meme. We were in the wrong, but that’s not gonna uncrack dem rggs, boy

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>>14896163
Odd packaging.

How many eggs do you guys eat in one week?

>> No.14896811

Alright! An egg thread!
What's your daily intake my dudes?
I average about 3 a day.

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>>14896163
>>14896244

>> No.14897252

>>14896163
what do you do with all of those eggs in the bowl?

>> No.14897286

>>14896737
>>grabs me and marches me to the dumpster out back
>>makes me throw out the delicious rggs
>>is repeatedly calling me a faggot
>>qt girls leave party in disgust
Why is he treating you like his annoying little brother lol, who the fuck does this

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>>14896811
.5 eggs a day, I only like them sometimes. get old quick.
>inb4 every flavor pair
yeah but it's pairing with eggs bite me
>>14897286
right guy coulda played it cool, had rggs and qt3.14s

>> No.14898135

>>14896163
>>14896244
Gaston?

>> No.14898276

>>14896737
>We were in the wrong
no