/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14890287]

Bagels are the shit

[Anonymous No.14890390]

>>14890287
Kike

[Anonymous No.14890399]

>>14890287
why are you brown?

[Anonymous No.14890406]

>>14890399
Because I'm a black guy.

[Anonymous No.14890421]

>>14890390
I'm not a Jew I just like bagels :c

[Anonymous No.14890433]

>>14890406
have you tried washing it off?

[Anonymous No.14890439]

>>14890287
at least toast it first

[Anonymous No.14890457]

>>14890433
Na I'm pretty sure it's permanent.

[Anonymous No.14890468]

>>14890439
Is it better like that?

[Anonymous No.14890632]

Egg bagel with an ungodly amount of berry cream cheese.. mmm

[Anonymous No.14890637]

>>14890632
You might be on to something

[Anonymous No.14890648]

>>14890287
Bagel looks good but I puked in my mouth a little thinking about trying a bite after those hands have touched it

[Anonymous No.14890695]

>>14890637
Damn straight I am. Give it a go.

[Anonymous No.14890710]

>>14890287
Why do you keep spamming your nigger hands on ck?

[Anonymous No.14890740]

>>14890648
My hands are quite clean actually, I wash them constantly and my nails are almost never dirty.

[Anonymous No.14890748]

>>14890695
Will do

[Anonymous No.14890760]

>>14890710
What? I haven't posted here in months

[Anonymous No.14890816]

>>14890748
Godspeed. Also idk your tastes or your location but in this market we have cream cheese with salmon bits mixed in on the shelves. Its delicious but you have to eat it quick. Put it on an onion or "everything" bagel for a cheap lox analogue. Not for everyone but its good for those of us that do enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.14890889]

>>14890816
Mmm sounds exotic.

[Anonymous No.14890907]

>>14890287
that better be toasted
store-bought bagels suck otherwise

[Anonymous No.14890925]

>>14890907
>store-bought bagels suck otherwise
They still suck even when toasted, though they're okay for an egg sandwich. If you're just going to put cream cheese on it then they have to be dense and storebought bagels never seem dense enough.

[Anonymous No.14890934]

Wtf a nigger

[Anonymous No.14890959]

capers red onion lox cayenne everything bagel

[Anonymous No.14890964]

>>14890390
fpbp

[Anonymous No.14890977]

>>14890740
>almost never

[Anonymous No.14890982]

mfw i was analyzing your fingernails to make sure you weren't someone i know
still not sure...

[Anonymous No.14891003]

>>14890889
I guess if you live in Saskatchewan or something idk.

[Anonymous No.14891023]

>>14890934
excuse me theyre called everything-americans

[Anonymous No.14891351]

>>14890977
Well it'd be hyperbolic for me to say that they are NEVER dirty.

[Anonymous No.14891365]

>>14890287
breakfast sandwiches made with bagels are great. I love to bite into a bagel sandwich and break through the crust then sail through the rest of the ingredients.

[Anonymous No.14891372]

>>14890287
OP do you like dragonballz

[Anonymous No.14891374]

>>14890934
No I am a Black person, please don't confuse me with those classless jungle savages just because we share the same skin color.

[Anonymous No.14891392]

>>14891372
I only played the ps2 games, not a fan of the anime per say but I did like DBZ Kai

[Anonymous No.14891402]

>>14891365
Hm I'd think a bagel is too dense to make a decent sandwich bread, but I suppose I'll give it a try

[Anonymous No.14891403]

>>14890287
You are shit

[Anonymous No.14891406]

>>14891402
I like it being chewy for egg sandwiches. it's too chewy for burgers

[Anonymous No.14891413]

>>14891374
what a lame uncle tom you are

[Anonymous No.14891416]

>>14891403
Why yes, I am the shit. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.14891424]

>>14890287
Anyone who likes bagels is alright with me. Toast that shit and add WAY more cream cheese.

[Anonymous No.14891427]

You guys are cringy as fuck
Dudes just eating a bagel

For me it's an everything bagel from Einstein's with lots of cream cheese
Preferably with an omelet

[Anonymous No.14891432]

>>14891374
>average IQ: 100+
hahahahahahaha

came here to say fuck kikes, but also
>Montreal bagels >>>>>> NY thick breadrings
>Montreal smoked meat >>>>>> pastrami

[Anonymous No.14891436]

>>14891374

[Anonymous No.14891440]

>>14891413
Well excuse me for not identifying with a group of people that burn down cities because of "muh polees brutaliteee" of a drug addicted pornstar that holds pregnant women hostage.

[Anonymous No.14891444]

>>14891374
whitey won't accept you just cuz you act like a house negro

[Anonymous No.14891445]

>>14890287
try haitian mudcookies

[Anonymous No.14891446]

>>14891374
the species on the left has extincted

[Anonymous No.14891447]

>>14891427
>not going along with standard racism on a Tibetan DYI arts and craft forum

It's a culture, not a costume

[Anonymous No.14891453]

>>14891427
Bagels are boring
this nigga is more interesting

[Anonymous No.14891478]

>>14890287
why are you black

[Anonymous No.14891479]

>>14891440
kinda funny how you'd think this but still get treated the same as them. case in point, this thread

[Anonymous No.14891485]

>>14891440
Based. You’re alright. You will be crowned the leader of africa when the deportation happens.

[Anonymous No.14891487]

>>14891440
Based. You’re alright. You will be crowned the leader of africa when the deportation happens.

[Anonymous No.14891490]

>>14890287
>eating carb bombs
>being black

[Anonymous No.14891522]

>>14891436
Yes niggers are known for armed robbery amongst other things.
>>14891444
I don't care about "whitey" accepting me. I personally lack any desire for anyone's acceptance or approval, also checked.
>>14891446
Wrong, they're pletty of us upstanding, tax paying, law abiding black citizens around. Unfortunately it's our lesser intelligent counterparts that get the media exposure for obvious reasons.
>>14891445
No, I don't think I will.
>>14891479
Yes, unfortunately I do have to bare the burden of being classified as "nigger" simply because I have the same skin color of a nigger. Even so I don't let it get me down. When people get to know me they eventually find out I'm nothing like them.
>>14891485
Nicee

[Anonymous No.14891552]

>>14891522
hes trying to hard to be accepted by 4changles

[Anonymous No.14891558]

>>14891478
I have black parents.

[Anonymous No.14891566]

>>14891427
I would love to try an everything bagel

[Anonymous No.14891572]

>>14891427
>Einstein's
ugh the worst

[Anonymous No.14891580]

>>14891522
eh, you'll still get the rope

[Anonymous No.14891582]

>>14891552
I already am a 4changle fren

[Anonymous No.14891593]

>>14891580
Can I be the very last?

[Anonymous No.14891606]

>>14891522
who cares. you are still a subhuman because of your genetic makeup. until blacks start disavowing niggardry with all of their energy they might as well all be niggers. so fuck you, your are basically just a pet, and contribute nothing to modern humanity.

[Anonymous No.14891628]

>>14891606
You are entitled to your opinion anon :)

[Anonymous No.14891632]

>>14890287
I've missed you brotha

[Anonymous No.14891642]

>>14891628
yeah. and i hope you commit murder suicide with your single mother and six brothers from random fathers.

[Anonymous No.14891652]

>>14890287
Missing out on so much of the taste and texture by not toasting the bagel first, anon. Plus, everything bagels and, if you have them in your area, jalapeno bagels, are the most legit.

[Anonymous No.14891660]

look at all this whiteboy fragility

[Anonymous No.14891670]

>>14891660
how about you suck my fragile fat white cock until you cry you little bitch?

[Anonymous No.14891675]

>>14891642
ok fren :P

[Anonymous No.14891687]

>>14891652
But when it comes to normal bagel types, discounting bakery and locales, would company brand (like Thomas) or grocery store brand be better?

[Anonymous No.14891699]

>>14891675
im not your friend. i sincerely hope you and your family die.

[Anonymous No.14891700]

>>14890287
What’s the stuff on the bagel? And I’m not talking about the cream cheese

[Anonymous No.14891701]

>>14890457
Why is it a post saying "kike" itt gets deleted but a post saying "wtf a nigger" gets left up?

[Anonymous No.14891702]

>>14891699
>t. low functioning autist

[Anonymous No.14891703]

>>14891652
I suppose I have been missing out huh? Didn't know you could toast bagels. Unfortunately I live in a rural area and the nearest bagel place is probably in a city which the closest is about 50 miles away but I have heard of Everything Bagels and I do like hot stuff so I'll definitely check out the Jalapeno Bagel.

[Anonymous No.14891707]

>>14891702
no, i am stronger and smarter than your whole family combined. only one low function is you faggot.

[Anonymous No.14891711]

>>14891699
Well if it makes you feel any better we're all going to die eventually anon

[Anonymous No.14891714]

>>148
it doesn't. you don't deserve to reproduce.

[Anonymous No.14891715]

>>14890287
How the fuck can /ck/ be more racist than pol. I sometimes see black people posting on pol and they don't get the same reaction.

[Anonymous No.14891716]

>>14891703
If you can get the jalapeno ones around there than sure give it a try, but if you're that far out they'll very least have everything bagel because that's one of the more popular types.

[Anonymous No.14891723]

>>14891707
<t. seething low function autist and possible manlet

there, fixed it, anon.

[Anonymous No.14891724]

>>14891715
4chan as an entirety IS /pol/ if you're not /pol/ youre just some reddit normie tourist

[Anonymous No.14891725]

>>14891707
1) That was someone else 2) I repeat, you are entitled to your opinion :)

[Anonymous No.14891726]

>>14891715
because normal people are interested in cooking? there's nothing racist about admitting blacks are subhuman, it's just common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.14891727]

>>14890287
>>14891715

Also i know how you feel. You dont fit in with other blacks and you dont fit in with us either.

I think alot of people on 4chan know that feel.

[Anonymous No.14891732]

>>14890287
i like bagel. i like to microwave so they are chewy.

[Anonymous No.14891733]

>>14891700
If I had to guess its the cream cheese spread with berry? But it doesn't look like it has purple streaks, so don't know.

[Anonymous No.14891736]

>>14891723
no, only the only trying to justify being a faggot is you. i would slap you, spit in your mouth, and fuck your lilly ass just for fun.

[Anonymous No.14891739]

>>14891715
Because you have like one or two people filling the board with that bs in what's just a post about freaking bagels because autistic edgy bois gotta be edgy.

[Anonymous No.14891743]

>>14891700
>>14891733
It's a blueberry bagel with honey pecan cream cheese spread, personality my goto combination

[Anonymous No.14891747]

>>14891739
there's 37 unique posters you little faggot. it's not edgy when you make a faggot post and everyone calls you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14891750]

>>14891736
>t. seething manlet/low functioning autist who has an aggressive way to come out of the closet in a post about a bagel.

Keep seething, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14891753]

>>14891750
i'm not seething. i would spit in your mouth as soon as you tried to talk if i ever saw you.

[Anonymous No.14891754]

>>14891726
Yes niggers are subhuman some black people like OP are not niggers

[Anonymous No.14891761]

>>14891003

Not who you replied to but yeah one thing we dont have is good seafood. B.C and alberta do though. had a really good smoked salmon sprouts cream cheese and some seeds bagel sandy from a gas staition just outside of calgary. Glad I asked the attendant what was good cause he pointed me towards ones that are made and delivered daily right beside the regular processed shit.

Sask has good beef (AAA black angus) produce and Ukrainian food. Also if you have time fishing for some pickerel and picking some blueberries is probably right up there for local delicacies, Just our store bought shit is pretty flyover, you gotta get your hands a little dirty for truly world class local food....bannock burgers and small town hockey rink poutine is pretty good too. we do comfort food right.

Just outta curiosity what made you say saskatchewan? did you see this pic, or is the hivemind just on SK lately? Seen a few people mention it in the past 2 days

[Anonymous No.14891760]

>>14891754
fine. but until they all say niggers are bad they might as well be a nigger too.

[Anonymous No.14891763]

>>14891743
If you like the sweet combination on a bagel, I guess that's not too bad, but try a combination that has some more flavor contrast next time rather than sweet on top of sweet.

[Anonymous No.14891769]

Jeez I just wanted to make a post showing off my bagel, anyway I'm going to sleep frens it's like 12:30 AM where I am.

[Anonymous No.14891770]

>>14891754
i ask every black person: do you hate niggers?

[Anonymous No.14891778]

>>14891753
Doubt you'd reach me, seething manlet. Plus I'm sure with the autist outbursts, you're not seeing much of anyone.

[Anonymous No.14891779]

>>14891763
Noted

[Anonymous No.14891782]

>>14891778
no i would hold you down and make you my bitch.

[Anonymous No.14891790]

>>14891782
Somehow I think there's another board to go to for coming out of the closet, doubt its on this one.

[Anonymous No.14891796]

>>14891790
i'm not coming out. I would turn your lilly little ass out in a second, though.

[Anonymous No.14891810]

Hey "black person" just be aware republicans will never show you respect or see you as one of their own. You are and always will be an Uncle Tom.

I am not going to stick around for replies so go ahead and attack me all you want for speaking the truth, it falls on deaf ears.

[Anonymous No.14891820]

>>14891810
imagine treating a black as a piece of shit retard just like everyone else instead of putting them on some kind of victim pedestal where being retarded and violent are virtues to your skin color lol

[Anonymous No.14891827]

>>14891810
read this >>14891820

[Anonymous No.14891830]

>>14891810
see
>>14891820

[Anonymous No.14891837]

>>14890287
Oh 4chan nigger of legend, I have found you again...

From /lit/, to /sci/ to /int/ and more, you post your dirty fingers for all to see.

Please spare us! Spare us! We wish not to gaze upon your devolved digits!

Go back to your home and pay us no mind, we are but simple folk!
Leave this site and never return!

[Anonymous No.14891841]

>>14891837
god damn fuck off you reddit cum guzzlers

[Anonymous No.14891861]

>>14891810
Yet you're saying this as some mad ratchet/walking stereotype that's actively not seeing another black person as 'your own' because of how you're actively labeling them?

Talk about projection to the max...don't you have more businesses and neighborhoods to burn down while you do more to actually damage black people than you claim you're doing to 'help' them?

PS - 60 plus years of dem trash, and still everything just getting worse? Talk about missing the definition of insanity.

[Anonymous No.14891864]

>>14890287
Bagels are meant for Kangs n sheeet

[Anonymous No.14891867]

>>14891861
did you just respond to yourself with that?

[Anonymous No.14891871]

>>14891861
Why are you responding to yourself you lying uncle tom fuck?

[Anonymous No.14891874]

>>14891871
wait, are you the poster too?

[Anonymous No.14891892]

>>14891874
no

[Anonymous No.14891898]

>>14891892
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[Anonymous No.14891925]

>>14891796
you sound like a raging homo. consider killing yourself.

[Anonymous No.14891937]

>>14891925
i am. im raging and strong and all i want is to bend your lilly white ass over and split you open.

[Anonymous No.14891940]

>>14891937

[Anonymous No.14892037]

food