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>>14880388Mmm salmonella, delicious.
Why doesn't jack just buy a meat thermometer? They're not expensive
>>14880492He has them and uses them, some ninnies just can't stand juice.
>>14880391I hate that my life has come to this, that I know what the filename stands for.I should do something else with my time.
>>14880459Please tell me this is not a video of him actually blaming the pan for the egg being undercooked.
More like repost thread.
>>14880492The only time he cooks is for his videos. He mostly eats fast food
>>14880388how does he get out without breaking the eggs
>>14880734That tongue action never ceases to gross me out no matter how many times I see this clip
>>14880402how the fuck hard is it not to cut yourself? you're a grown man and you don't have knife skills what the fuck. I get burns all the time but cutting yourself? when the fuck does that ever happen?
>>14880854he doesn't know what he's doing and does not have knife skillsyou're overthinking this
Yeah, I'm very sure Joey is still a part of me. Whenever I say "woo" he tries to take over again. Other people notice and, to be honest, it scares them. It scares me too. It's difficutl to live with. Sometimes he appears in my dreams and tells me to let him take control so he can eat a plate of nutella
>>14880873it's just ridiculous considering he earns his living selling sauce and running a cooking channel and has been doing it for many years.you should see my roommate try to use the cutting board. he can't stand the sound of stropping so he has to leave the room when I strop my knife. if I'm annoyed at him I won't warn him I'm doing it and he will storm off when the sound starts. he tries chopping onions without halving them even after I taught him how to cut up onions, so he's wrestling with round onion trying to slice it like a fucking tomato as the first step for making diced onions. I had to take away the knife one day when he was cutting potatoes while holding them in his hand. I bought him a shitty $7 chinese cleaver and I never strop it and only ran it through an electric sharpener. made chili last week and he offered to help with some food prep. diced up the onions and then slid them directly into the ground beef when I had already threw my cast iron on the burner and warmed it up for the aromatics. goddamn I hate hopeless people