ITT "food hacks" that make people hate you

[Anonymous No.14878253]

>Ask for unsalted fries at McDonald's, bro. They'll have to make a new batch just for you.

[Anonymous No.14878261]

>>14878253
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.14878267]

>>14878253
>eating at a mexican restaurant with friends
>friend pours dead sea worth of salt over the chip basket

[Anonymous No.14878287]

>>14878253
Sear the meat to lock in the juices

[Anonymous No.14878301]

>>14878253
Probably anything form the "secret menu" at Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.14878305]

>>14878261
You can just ask for fresh fries. You don't have to trick them into making fresh fries with no salt

[Anonymous No.14878312]

>>14878305
Just ask them for well done fries, twice fried fries are more delicious anyway

[Anonymous No.14878314]

>>14878305
>this
Besides frying a new batch probably is not that much of a hassle.

[Anonymous No.14878387]

>say that the cashier/waitress called you a N****R
>ask for a manager
>they'll let you leave without paying for the food instead of causing a scene

[ANONYMOUS No.14878395]

lol when you ask for unsalted fries, the cooks just refry them instead of making a new batch

[Anonymous No.14878396]

>>14878253
Well I don't eat fucking salt you dumb nigger. so get back in the fucking fry kitchen and make me some goddamn french fries you stupid fucking Jew before I put you in the fucking deep fryer

[Anonymous No.14878466]

>>14878305
Then they try to bullshit you saying that they "just pulled them" when in reality it's been sitting there for 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.14878467]

>>14878395
can confirm although this will make them hot again which is better than cold and old

[Anonymous No.14878479]

>>14878314
They care about their times for drive-through orders unfortunately though. And you'll most likely just get slightly undercooked fries.

[Anonymous No.14878493]

I hate this because people always do this and then I get fries from their batch when I just ordered regular fries, and I'd rather have lukewarm but salty fries than hot and unsalted ones, especially when I went through the drive-thru so it's too late to go grab salt packets

[Anonymous No.14878512]

One time they forgot one of my items at McDonald's and when I told them they just handed one to me without checking my receipt

[Anonymous No.14878513]

>>14878493
>especially when I went through the drive-thru so it's too late to go grab salt packets
Just go back around faggot

[Anonymous No.14878564]

>work at Chipotle
>half chicken, half steak
>motherfuckers always think they're getting more meat and ask for more.

Yeah. no. Get more beans and rice you greedy asshole.

[Anonymous No.14878575]

>>14878253
No salt?? I put 2 packets of salt and 2 packets of pepper on them then fill a drink lid full of ketchup and pour 3-4 packets of salt on there and mix it around. Never too much salt

[Anonymous No.14878580]

>>14878575
You sound like my dad

He died of heart complications 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.14878601]

>>14878387
Nigger

[Anonymous No.14878616]

>>14878580
I’m slowly curing my body in an attempt at eternal life

[Anonymous No.14878631]

why not invent a new type of mass produced fast food fryer to give everyone to-order fresh fries without noticeably increasing wait time
mcdonalds can afford it
they could up the base price of fries and keep the old large batch friers too then give a discount for ordering the shit fries
the infrastructure of their buildings changes every 5-10 years and by that time we'll have fry robots instead of burnout teenagers so they should roll out my plan next remodeling cycle and give me money for it

[Anonymous No.14878801]

>>14878616
based dreamer of immortality

[Anonymous No.14878822]

>>14878312
just drink the oil fatty

[Anonymous No.14878836]

>>14878253
only ghetto niggers request no salt/cook to order shit at mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.14878843]

>>14878616
Why would someone attach their face to this story?
Is this how the mind of a misguided clout-chasing zoomer works?

[Anonymous No.14878852]

>>14878843
This isn't just some rando. He's one of the most popular mukbang YouTubers on the site and a grade A piece of work. Somehow he manages to be both trashier and more disgusting than Trisha Paytas. If anything this is more publicity for him.

[Anonymous No.14878864]

>>14878852
So... that's a "yes".

[Anonymous No.14878865]

>>14878253
I make french fries at Chick fil' A
Everyone just redunks the old fries for a second in oil
>>14878312
well done are superior, but if people ask for them well done over 2x's they will be fucked with. takes too long

[Anonymous No.14878902]

>>14878253
My millionaire boss orders no ice because a soda Jew.

[Anonymous No.14878909]

>>14878253
A legit variation of this is to ask for your Whopper without mayo, then they'll make it fresh AND it won't be a soggy pile of shit by the time you eat it.

[Anonymous No.14878921]

>>14878387
I am as White as a Fucking Icebear so that wont work for me

[Anonymous No.14878951]

>>14878616
why is the seflie 50kg fatter than the avatar?

[Anonymous No.14878997]

>>14878843
>Why would someone attach their face to this story?
Its part of his brand which nets him at a minimum $80,000 a year on patreon alone + his youtube earnings.

[Anonymous No.14879009]

>>14878997
Don't forget his $15/month only fans where you can see his greasy blownout asshole.

[Anonymous No.14879029]

>>14878616
im not surprised given how his anus looks like.

he literally shat on trisha payta's sofa too.

[Anonymous No.14879068]

>>14878843
youtube dislikes are positive engagement, people shitting on your name via twitter is positive engagement, etc.

[Anonymous No.14879212]

>>14878616

[Anonymous No.14879215]

>>14878951
Not shooped, he actually used to be skinny

[Anonymous No.14879223]

>>14878902
>soda Jew
Nah it's the workers who are Jews filling that shit to the fucking brim with ice. You only need like 1 inch of ice max unless it's fucking August in Arizona.

[Anonymous No.14879275]

>>14879223
It's one thing when it's just a soda at mcdonalds.
Faggots at the coffee roastery near me charge $5 for a nitro coffee and they fill that cup to the brim with ice if you don't stop them.
I wrote to the owner about it and his response straight up was "Well, I think most people like a lot of ice."

[Anonymous No.14879310]

>>14878467
I only care that it's hot

[Anonymous No.14879320]

>>14878253
Niggers, in my shithole if you ask for no ice in soda they get angry and pissed off, and If I'd order no salt fries, they will probably scoup some boiling oil from fryer and splash it on me.

[Anonymous No.14879331]

In Brazil, both McDonald's and Burger King give you unsalted fries with salt packets. Same with most take out places, in my experience when I lived in Curitiba.

[Anonymous No.14879332]

>>14878852
People pay to watch this fat fuck eat food? The internet was a mistake

[Anonymous No.14879349]

>>14879320
egypt or saudi?

[Anonymous No.14879358]

>>14878580
Yeah, seeing you turn out the way you did broke it.

[Anonymous No.14879680]

>>14878253
>"Hi, I'd like an 8 piece wing set, all dark meat"
Grocery deli workers know the pain.

Fuck those guys.

[Anonymous No.14879887]

>>14878564
no fuck off
give me more retard
i cum every time you retards forget to say down the line that i got double meat
and rice is bad in burritos

[Anonymous No.14879962]

>>14879212
ah hell no nigga....is this what i am think about? "that pic"?

[Anonymous No.14879975]

>>14878564
Do you pay for the meat? Does your manager weigh the meat trays at the end of the day and give you another two cents on your paycheck if you saved more meat than the other wageslaves? Jesus Christ just give customers a decent serving and stop acting like the portion Nazi.

[Anonymous No.14879977]

>>14878305
Jesus christ how fucking fat are you

[Anonymous No.14879986]

>>14878253
McDonald's gets enough custom that the fries are going out as quickly as they're made. What a stupid and pointless idea.

[Anonymous No.14881037]

>>14878253
>>14879986

Ewwww... you eat at McDs?

[Anonymous No.14881123]

>>14879975
I’ve never understood this about fast food shitters, when I worked at a food chain I would always give people as much as I could get away with, I don’t give a shit about the franchise’s profit margin. You should be happy to give people more and leave them pleasantly surprised, not spiteful

[Anonymous No.14881136]

>>14878616
proof that faggots have periods too

[Anonymous No.14881197]

>>14878261
But then you get a bunch of shitty unsalted fries that are way too hot to eat. Plus, Mcdonalds fries move so fast that they're pretty much never stale.
>>14878301
"Secret menu" items in general are just bullshit. The only "secret menu" item I ever liked and used was asking for extra chicken and extra sauce on quesadillas at Taco Bell. They charge you a little more for it. Don't really consider that a "secret menu" but rather just something you can do that really isn't advertised.
>>14878843
He wants attention. To be fair, he makes a lot of money off the attention. But he's also a massive attention whore.

[Anonymous No.14881206]

>>14881037
Yeah, sometimes.

[Anonymous No.14881237]

>>14878267
Do this as well

[Anonymous No.14881628]

>>14878493
>too late to go grab salt packets
2020
not carrying your own salt shaker

[Anonymous No.14881633]

Probably stupid question, but fuck it. Do fast food places get super pissed if you ask for something to be made "fresh"? Example, love a Whopper when the meat is hot, but 9/10x the patty is lukewarm grey matter. Too scared I'll be fucked with if I ask for it to be made right then, but totally willing to wait for it...

[Anonymous No.14881656]

>>14881633
If it's not busy, you could ask for a fresh one. Insist you don't mind waiting for it. If it's busy, don't do it.

[Anonymous No.14881708]

>>14881037
McDick's has good fries

[Anonymous No.14881715]

>>14881628
I unironically can't imagine driving to the local fast food establishment without my trusted Himalayan salt rock in the glove compartment along with my moral, pestle, and pick to freshly grind some beautiful healthy pink salt on my freshly made unsalted fries.

[Anonymous No.14881766]

>>14881708
Only if fresh

[Anonymous No.14881970]

>>14881197
I like my MacGangbang. Its the only thing thats cheap and edible you can get from McD

[Anonymous No.14882010]

>>14881970
I worked at a McDonald's for one summer and made it a point to refuse service to anyone who called it a McGangbang, because they were always just retarded teenagers that gave themselves a boner saying "gangbang" in public, usually with children nearby.

I almost got fired for it until I convinced my manager to watch the security footage of this one little fag chimping out after I told him he had to leave. He admitted it was too funny to punish me for, since TECHNICALLY the guy was being profane in a family environment.

[Anonymous No.14882022]

>>14878616
that's an awful haircut

[Anonymous No.14882029]

>>14878616
Just convince him to go to the top of a building and push him off. He's so desperate for attention you can put him in whatever death trap you choose. These kinds of people need to die for society's sake.

[Anonymous No.14882030]

>>14882010
I never order it with that name I just get the parts. I like to assemble it myself. DESU here where I life nobody would know what a MacGangbang is anyway so explaining would be too tedious.

[Anonymous No.14882045]

>>14881970
It's a negro meme, not a "secret menu item". All started with some dude on social media who would order a mcChicken and a mcDouble and put it together himself and named it a mcgangbang
I wish more McDs would refuse service to people who ask for it like >>14882010

[Anonymous No.14882070]

>>14878301
>Starbucks
I work at Starbucks. The ordering computers are set up in such a way that we can take extremely complex orders quickly and accurately - the instagram/secret menu shit is no problem, and if we don't know what it is we ask the customer to clarify.
It's a very easy job, and it's a very easy job to do well. The ONLY problems happen when some monolingoid Hispanic asks for the "ecronchi chcha e... frapposhingo de caramello, bleas poot de FOTCH, el salsa de FOTCH, por favor pone lo con esstra FOTCH tank u".
God I hate immigration.

[Anonymous No.14882085]

>>14882070
What's the secret to being liked at Starbucks as a customer? I've been going to a single location for like ten years and everybody there knows me by name, they give me free shit all the time and generally just are inordinately pleasant to me despite me not really recalling ever doing anything for them beyond trying to be pleasant when ordering my shit.

[Anonymous No.14882109]

>>14882085
The employee code of conduct encourages team members to remember regulars and treat them with the utmost respect.
We are also required to replace any orders that are not up to the customers standards, usually for free (it's more polite that way).
Combine that with Starbucks not being that stressful of a place to work at, and add that all the employees are extremely caffeinated during the entire shift (beverages are free and unlimited for employees, and everyone at my store and I chug two nitro cold brews a shift (900mg caffiene), and you've got a friendly place with eager employees for coffee time.

[Anonymous No.14882114]

>>14879975
Yes they do weigh the trays at places like that. It's a common tactic to ensure measurements are correct. They do that at a variety of stores, like ice cream shops. So, yes, blame management, blame the business model, leave the poor worker alone, or else be THAT asshole trog. Pay for your extras.

[Anonymous No.14882128]

>>14881123
Get chewed out and threatened with being fired enough times and you too will dread the strange people who demand free shit. How do customers not grasp that the employees they rag on are already treated like dirt and have no real say in your portion sizes?

[Anonymous No.14882133]

>>14882114
How often do you poop during an average shift?

[Anonymous No.14882163]

[Anonymous No.14882183]

>>14882128
The customer is always right.

>>14878253
Go to a Brewdog and order a pumpkin spice latte, they bring you a bottle of red wine. Have to pay for it, but it's nice when you hate IPA but your friend wants to go

[Anonymous No.14882200]

>>14878466
You are at a mcdonalds, do you really care if your fries are not "fresh"?

[Anonymous No.14882218]

>>14882200
Because it's tastier, retard

Pretending like junk food is disgusting is the most smoothbrain false elitism, there's a reason that shit is worldwide.

[Anonymous No.14882246]

>>14878253
Go to steakhouse, order chicken
Go to seafood joint, order steak
Go to burger joint, order chicken sammich
Go to italian joint, order steak
Go to chinese joint, order burger

[Anonymous No.14882256]

>>14882218
>Pretending like junk food
Then why do you go there if you don't like it, retard, is a mc donalds your shitty fries will never be "fresh" they are frozen potatoes

[Anonymous No.14882261]

>>14878852
>Trisha Paytas

Literally who?

[Anonymous No.14882266]

>>14878253
you can just ask for a fresh batch and you get salt too.

[Anonymous No.14882270]

>>14878314
yeah, and theres probably a batch frying

[Anonymous No.14882275]

>>14878253
Test

[Anonymous No.14882277]

>>14882256
You need to work on deciphering grug-brain speak.
Let me show you:
>Pretending, [filler word], junk food is disgusting is the most smoothbrain false elitism, there's a reason that shit is worldwide.

[Anonymous No.14882280]

>>14878253
I used to work at a burger place. The lazy fry cooks will just dunk the old fries in the grease for a second to "wash" the salt off. Enjoy your greasy-ass old fries.

[Anonymous No.14882308]

>>14882277
This is more grammatically incorrect than the comment you quoted

[Anonymous No.14882370]

>>14878852
>This isn't just some rando.
>He's one of the most popular mukbang YouTubers
Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.14882379]

>>14882308
The point is you thought he mistyped "pretending to like". It's about the clarity of the message, not the fucking grade it gets on a 5th grader's english test.

[Anonymous No.14882397]

>>14882379
I'm not the guy who responded or the guy who wrote the initial comment, that was my first reply itt.

I'm just saying for someone complaining about grug-brain, you're pretty far on the grug spectrum yourself

[Anonymous No.14882441]

>>14878852
That's still just some rando, anon.

[Anonymous No.14882459]

>>14882397
I didn't change anything he typed except for relabeling his confusing "like" for clarity.
It's impossible for there to be "more grammatical errors" in my translation. I didn't change the grammar because it wasn't a matter of my point.
You're just a butthurt coping autist.

[Anonymous No.14882471]

>>14878253
Don't make any threads ever you shitposting faggot

[Anonymous No.14882517]

>>14882459
Extra superfluous commas.
>You're just a butthurt coping autist.
Projecting much?

[Anonymous No.14884177]

>>14878387
Hahaha! time for me to say the N-word, despite being white!

[Anonymous No.14884193]

>>14882070
You literally described my job more accurately than I could. Nice job anon
>t. also Starbucks employee

[Anonymous No.14884292]

>>14878852
Imagine knowing this

[Anonymous No.14884630]

>>14882261
A gross pig.

[Anonymous No.14884678]

>>14882261
>>14878843
These aren't zoomers, they're late 20s to early 30s millennials
Don't think you can foist all your own generation's disgraces off on the young'uns

[Anonymous No.14884892]

>>14878253
that doesnt work since a time ago.
they have separate fries with no salt for customers who does this "hack" , so they dont lose time on you and keep with the pace of work

[Anonymous No.14884938]

>>14879275
Manager is right. I like my shit ICED OUT.

[Anonymous No.14885211]

>>14884892
wagie here, at my store our fry dump has 3 compartments to it
first and second compartments hold salted fries, you take fries from the oldest slot first because they will go stale quicker than the fresher fries naturally. the third compartment is where we store the shitty warped, stale fries that get stuck in the rack where the portioned fries line up, and when some cunt orders no salt, although we do scoop most of these shitty fries out, youre definitely getting some hour old fries in your snowflake order, we rarely wipe it out too so youre still getting some salt flavour

oh and we will definitely park you up because youre a cunt, despite there being almost always fresh fries going because its mcdicks, fries fly out the fucking door

[Anonymous No.14885241]

nothing more satisfying than making customers park and wait an extra 10 minutes when they try stupid stuff like this

[Anonymous No.14885297]

>>14878466
Say fuck you ima wait until I SEE you pull them. They should have no problem putting your order further back until then.

[Anonymous No.14885303]

>>14878580
Excess salt doesn't cause heart conditions. It does exacerbate them though.

[Anonymous No.14885311]

>>14879975
On the other hand, what if today is the day they check? I'm not getting fired over some faggot that would spend ten minutes yelling at me if I did something wrong, and who is already trying to trick me because he thinks I'm a retard. Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.14885315]

>>14885241
>Not saying "Ill give you 5 and im leaving and calling corporate for you lying to me."

[Anonymous No.14885325]

>>14884292
His thread on the farm is pretty funny tho. It's not like it's hard to find it out.

[Anonymous No.14885339]

>>14881123
I'm with you comrade. Fuck their profits. I always hook people up.

[Anonymous No.14885341]

>>14878253
While this isnt fully related I work at a mcdonalds at grill and I swear to god the amount of people who order
>QUATER POUNDER: COOK TO ORDER
the fucking sandwich is already cook to order you apes, we get yelled at if we dont cook them to order and any that are extra we keep on the grill or serve within 3-5 min(this is rare and only happens when the Mexicans throw down too many)

also if you order shit cook to order thats fried and the grill staff is any race other than white they will simply give you normal food or throw it in grease for 10 seconds

[Anonymous No.14885716]

>>14878305
But I legitimately want no salt. Then you can actually taste them. Them coming fresh is just a plus.

[Anonymous No.14885784]

>>14885341
I'm surprised.
I've never gotten a burger from McD that wasn't fresh, unlike BK. I wonder what gets in peoples heads that makes them think they need to ask for cook-to-order

[Anonymous No.14885813]

>>14878253
I hate this tip. It's a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. What kind of McDonald's doesn't have a continuous outgoing stream of fresh fries?

[Anonymous No.14885899]

>>14878387
alright alright alright, so ancestry says I'm .88 of a percent (yeah, get that percentage) nigger, but I'm clearly white. do I get a pass for saying nigger since technically I am one?
>>14884177

[Anonymous No.14885901]

>>14885899
check 'em, ni99ers

[Anonymous No.14885932]

>>14885315
>Hey anon, someone from corporate called and said you lied to a customer about fries
>No, he was just sperging about being asked to park
>I figured, we'll just give him a coupon so he'll shut up

[Anonymous No.14886013]

>>14878512
I ordered two Big Macs with coupon. They forgot one, went inside and they gave me two ;)
Must be cheaper and easier to have you fuckk off as quick as possible

[Anonymous No.14886032]

>>14882133
Read this as
>How often do you poop during an average shit?

[Anonymous No.14886038]

>>14885716
No salt = no flavor.

[Anonymous No.14886087]

>>14879975
>Does your manager weigh the meat trays at the end of the day

Yes, moron. Corporate literally comes in and measures by the ounce what has been sold and what portions they started out with. Workers get bitched at by management if they serve more than the standard portion. Nobody is trying to Jew you out of a half ounce of chicken for their paycheck.

[Anonymous No.14886112]

>>14884678
and here I am at 30 broke with my "pride"

[Anonymous No.14886191]

>>14878387
>live in Chicago so even if I was black 98% of McDonald's employees are black too

[Anonymous No.14886195]

>>14878909
That would require me going to a Burger King.

[Anonymous No.14886202]

>>14881123
Yeah, I can second this. Unless you are an asshole from the get-go.
>>14882128
Does any fast-food employee actually give a shit about their job? That's a sad prerogative.

[Anonymous No.14886246]

>>14886202
I've got one of those jobs where I get treated like shit, but thankfully the managers are distant enough I've been able to literally shout fuck you to customers and they were too pussy to say anything. Fast food must blow cock at a bus station.

[Anonymous No.14886429]

>>14878312
Nah, I like asking for unsalted fries & a packet of salt on the side

[Anonymous No.14886430]

>>14878253
There are four mcdonalds threads in the catalog.
Mcshills gtfo

[Anonymous No.14887304]

>>14885932
Higher ups usually believe the customer over the employee. But even if they didn't, still got a free item coupon.

[Anonymous No.14887371]

>>14878253
>>Ask for unsalted fries at McDonald's, bro. They'll have to make a new batch just for you.

I figure people who do this will end up with saliva in their fries instead of salt.

[Anonymous No.14887583]

>>14878564
Fuck you, if I'm paying for it, I expect to get a good amount. You faggots are so stingy on the meat its not even funny.

[Anonymous No.14887672]

>>14885339
>profits go down
>manager, who only gets 10 cents more an hour than the retards working the line, gets chewed out
>he fires one of the retards who he saw scooping too much meat
>profits go up, overhead goes down

[Anonymous No.14887710]

>a&w near my house
>24 hoyr drive thru but doors close at 10
>its 10:02
>doors still open so i walk in
>pajeet tells me theyre closed even though theyre serving drive thru and window is right next to the register im at
>cmon man!
>no we're closed
>leave pissed off
>send e mail to corporate claiming racusm
>get 3 coupons for free grandma burgers
im white, btw

[Anonymous No.14888370]

>>14878305
Now that they've changed it to a ticket system it's not easy to relay that information between staff. I used to work at McDonald's - the unsalted method works as long as it isn't busy. If it's busy the fries could be sitting there for five minutes before the rest of your food is ready.

[Anonymous No.14889174]

The salted makes a big difference, the salt is distributed more evenly over the fries, compared to salt being added afterwards. I like salted fries with 3 extra packets of salt over the top.

[Anonymous No.14889215]

>>14882459
lol you're retarded congrats

[Anonymous No.14889224]

>>14887710
You should go fuck yourself with those 3 coupons

[Anonymous No.14889227]

>>14888370
>customize fries
>untick salt

[Anonymous No.14889232]

>>14886430
well 4chan is an amerifat board so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.14889233]

>>14882070
What is "fotch" supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.14889235]

>>14878267
>salting the chips
>not salting the salsa

[Anonymous No.14889251]

>>14878387
But we are white...

[Anonymous No.14889300]

>>14889251
Smear greasepaint over your face first.

[Anonymous No.14889395]

>>14882246
>Go to burger joint, order chicken sammich
I do this fairly often. Either chicken or fish.

[Anonymous No.14889433]

>>14885303
I just cooked some Libby’s corned beef hash and it had 93% of the recommended salt intake...I still salted it

[Anonymous No.14890334]

>>14889224
look at this pissed off pajeet lmao

[Anonymous No.14890352]

>>14878253
>BK App, $3 Double Whopper
>can only use it once
>just do two separate orders
not sure if they get mad though...

[Anonymous No.14890366]

>>14887304
Maybe if you're a shitty employee with a horrible track record. I've literally said "go fuck yourself" to a customer's face. Customer complained, boss called me in and asked if it was true. I just acted shocked and said "I would never" and my boss said "That's what I thought" and that was the end of it.

[Anonymous No.14890834]

>>14878305
DONT do this at a big city McD. I did this in Philadelphia, the entire crew at the place was black. When I got my fries, I could tell there was a thick gob of spit sticking in the bottom of the group of fries. I was going to say something, but I was too scared they would get really angry or call me racist (im a pale ginger).

[Anonymous No.14891797]

>>14878253
when i order a burger and they bring a cheeseburger, not my order, that's OK, the cheese is free, i break the burger in half and ask for it to be remade, if you don't tear it in half they just scrape the cheese off, usually i get my money back and am then asked to leave.

[Anonymous No.14892585]

>>14878253
Guaranteed way to make someone spit in your chips/burger

t. used to work at hungry jacks.

[Anonymous No.14893066]

>Oh can you give us a little extra sweet and sour sauce? There's a lot of us eating
>Oh can you put MORE than that, we like to douse our rice in it
>Sweety, just a little more

Not really trickery, but still annoying as fuck. Working a Chinese line was fun but that type of person was annoying as fuck. They would put so much sweet and sour on their rice that its literally swimming.

On the other hand though, I did love to give people a retarded amount of food, to the point you could barely close the container. People loved that and my manager hated it but he couldn't fire me so it was all the more fun for me. I'm glad I'm not in highschool working that job anymore though...

[Anonymous No.14893112]

>>14889233
Fudge ?

[Anonymous No.14893123]

>>14878253
Literally anything from a "secret menu"
If I'm at a restaurant that has a chicken sandwich and buffalo sauce, chances are they can make me a buffalo chicken sandwich. That doesn't mean it's a fucking secret that they're hiding from you.

[Anonymous No.14893136]

>>14879975
>Give customers a decent portion of meat
>they still bitch
>Give more
>Have Mr. Kikenstine yell at you for not following company guidelines
At least I gave that fat fuck his extra steak or whatever.
Fast food was the worst.

[Anonymous No.14893144]

When I purchase $4 worth of garbage food, I expect it to be PERFECT

[Anonymous No.14893287]

>>14882070
Yeah the POS lets you do basically anything, but nobody wants to listen to anyone, even an English speaker, rattle off 15 specific (stupid) directions, let alone be the sod on the bar that has to make the shit. I used to love bar until the secret menu went from "add 4 different syrups" to "add 4 syrups, 4 toppings, layer it, and make 3 different kinds of foam".
>t. employee for 6 years

[Anonymous No.14893302]

>>14878253
order a big mac sans cheese, knocks off about 200 calories and gets you a fresh "burger".

at burger king order a whopper fresh off the broiler. they will take an already made whopper and nuke it before giving it to you.

Mcdonalds drive through is always faster than inside EXCEPT when a douche orders for the entire company he works for.

when ordering pizza ask for DOUBLE CHEESE not extra, 1 sliver of cheese counts as "extra".

to avoid moronic chimp or messican workers messing up your order say you want whatever burger MINUS cheese instead of no cheese. It makes them stop and parse the sentence and actually think about, conversely ask for PLUS cheese.

>>14878267
>friend pours dead sea worth of salt over the chip basket
nothing wrong with that.

>>14878305
mcdonalds fries are best when they have sat under a heat lamp for at least 10 minutes.

>>14882010
you sound like a pussy, please check your person for a vagina.

>>14882183
>The customer is always right.
bullshit, not where I worked.

[Anonymous No.14893394]

>>14881123
This is actually based.

[Anonymous No.14893414]

>>14882246
If the Italian joint you go to doesn't have at least one good steak dish, it's not worth visiting.

[Anonymous No.14893417]

>>14887710
>close at 10
>come in after 10
You’re the asshole.

[Anonymous No.14893540]

>>14878305
Franchise owner here. Pretty much this, but the catch is you're going be told to pull forward and wait ten minutes unless a fresh batch happens to be in. If you can't do that, then fuckin screw.

[Anonymous No.14893605]

>>14887710
Fuck you, Karen.

[Anonymous No.14893610]

>>14887371
Not if you keep your eyes on the kitchen

[Anonymous No.14893620]

>>14893302
>you sound like a pussy, please check your person for a vagina.
Underage that I kicked out detected.

[Anonymous No.14893632]

Meat Department at a grocery store.

Come at me later in the day wanting something ground. Motherfucker I've already cleaned the grinder now I'm going to have to do it again.

On the same token, if I've already cleaned the saw and suddenly you decide you want pork steaks or some shit. We don't clean the saw until around 8 so this is less of a problem. But if you do it, I hate you.

Get your chicken skin off, bone in, and cut into small pieces. Indians ALWAYS want this bullshit done.

If you let your kid poke holes in meat I want to kill you.

[Anonymous No.14893644]

>>14893632
Nigger I work all day and I can't do my grocery shopping until about 9:30. It's not my fault if you jump the gun cleaning your shitty grinder.

[Anonymous No.14893800]

>>14878564
I can tell by you calling people greedy for wanting fucking meat that you’re a poor worthless loser. You add no value to society and your only quasi-achievement would be that because of our unique time in history you’re more worthless that any of your ancestors ever have been; You’ve set the record in negative value. I hope you are tortured everyday serving people like me who could easily buy all the precious meat in the store and spend my day throwing chunks of it at you as you toil and sweat and have to dodge pieces of my greed coming from every direction. I would say go fuck yourself but it’s actually probably the best part of your day.

[Anonymous No.14893892]

my sister karen always opens her fucking mouth and always gets free shit.

i try to be a polite unobtrustive customer (and i look and am poor) and never get shit. i think once i went to a shitty del taco and the old lady felt bad for me and gave me an extra taco

another del taco gave me an extra cold taco to give to my fucking dog ... i ate that shit

I try to patron a resturuants near closing and then ask if they have any left over food theyll throw out, after i pay for my meal

[chipotle No.14893917]

can i ask for an extra tortilla and get tripple beans and rice in my burrito?

can i ask for tripple beans and rice without being a jerk customer?, double all the other free stuff as well?
do i need to order a burrito bowl to not come off as a duckfuck?

ima need a lot of salsa!
what are some corporate places i can steal quality condiments from?

[Anonymous No.14893934]

>>14893632
>when im asked to do my job

[chipotle No.14893942]

>>14879975
>Do you pay for the meat? Does your manager weigh the meat trays at the end of the day and give you another two cents on your paycheck if you saved more meat than the other wageslaves? Jesus Christ just give customers a decent serving and stop acting like the portion Nazi.
do most resturuants throw out the meat trays at he end of the day? are there any resuruants that will give you free meat at the end of the day? how do you approach them about this? could i 'bribe' a worker?

fuck i remember when i worked caterin a few nights a week, i would always try to come home wit a backpack full of food, especially if they had some sort of pizza variant

[Anonymous No.14893977]

>>14890834
Pussy.

[chipotle No.14893979]

>>14887710
>>send e mail to corporate claiming
>>get 3 coupons for free grandma burgers
can you guys come up witha list of a bunch of non-verify-able stuff to bitch about to corporate?
I wouldnt mind paying $4 for a burger&receipt if it meant i got three more later on

[Anonymous No.14894024]

>>14893979
So many people trying to swindle and steal. How shameful.

[Anonymous No.14894026]

>>14893632
Do your fucking job.

[Anonymous No.14894038]

>>14893644
>nigger
>complains about having to work until late at night
gee I wonder why your employment situation fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.14894093]

>>14894038
Unironically because Donald Trump drove my old industry out of my state and I had to find a new profession.

[Anonymous No.14894179]

>>14893644
>>14893934
>>14894026

This is literally 'do your job - the thread'. Just because it's something you do doesn't mean it's any less likely to piss of the help.

I did all of these tasks, but the question is 'what pisses you off' and I told you.

[Anonymous No.14894228]

>>14893302
>knocks off about 200 calories a
A Big Mac is 500 kcal total.
You honestly think the cheese makes up 40% of that?

[Anonymous No.14894250]

>>14878253
I don't eat out.

[Anonymous No.14894479]

>>14893979
at mcdonalds I talked to a manager and he told me he couldn't do anything since corporate botched things and I told him it was fine so I emailed corporate and I only got a single coupon

[Anonymous No.14894505]

>>14878253
My uncle used to take me to McDonald's so I could play in the playground. He would always demand they make fresh fries and wasn't satisfied unless he watched them put a new basket of fries in the fryer, only then would he leave to go get our drinks etc. At the time I didn't question it, I was a young kid. But looking back now, there is a 0% chance that they didn't fuck with his fries. I probably would have in their situation.

[Anonymous No.14894777]

>>14889300
Based

[Anonymous No.14894951]

>>14891797
>usually i get my money back and am then asked to leave.
wut? Am I missing something in your post? Why would they ask you to leave if you wanted them to fix your order?

[Anonymous No.14894971]

>>14878902
>Order at drive through
>Order drink normally
>Get to fill own drink
>No ice

[Anonymous No.14894981]

>>14878253
Nobody hates it when someone asks for no salt unless they're a piece of shit who claims they're allergic to sodium. This isn't an exaggeration: in my time working at Red Robins we had three people claim they need no-salt fries because salt causes them to have a reaction. Nobody said anything and we just dunked ready-to-eat fries back in for another thirty seconds before sending it. Surprisingly, they were all okay.

[Anonymous No.14894984]

>>14882085
That is literally the best way to be liked at literally any place. Also if it is a sit down place or bar don’t tip like shit. Otherwise be a decent human being and they will be nice to you.

[Anonymous No.14895028]

>>14893302
You literally have no idea what you’re talking about you fucking double nigger. Please come back when you have some actual life experience.

[Anonymous No.14895041]

>>14894479
Franchisee here again. Let me shatter some illusions. Only time I have to speak directly to corporate is when they call once per quarter. This year, I've only spoke to them twice and both were less than 20 minute calls including waiting for them to type shit. None of these calls involved customer feedback or customers at all for that matter. Only money. The store managers don't speak to corporate at all. If there's a distribution/product problem, they talk to the distributors. If there's The GM, I honestly don't know what the fuck she does, so maybe she's the one who talks to the corporate office.

[Anonymous No.14895061]

>>14895041
I didn't want the manager to get in trouble. I whined at corporate for marking that store for a promotion and shipping nothing there. I just wanted to see if I could get something free.

[Anonymous No.14895089]

>>14889235
>he doesn't run into the kitchen to dip Juanito's hands in salt
wh*te people are truly hopeless

[Anonymous No.14895125]

>>14893917
Sure. We just can't wrap up the fucking burrito with all that shit on it. I'm not saying you should steal the chipotle Tabasco bottles, but fuck 'em. I dont work there anymore.

[Anonymous No.14895171]

>>14878287

So sick of hearing that phrase. Doesn't work like that.

[Anonymous No.14895199]

>>14882200
Holy shifting goalposts

[Anonymous No.14895216]

>>14878921
laughing picturing this

[Anonymous No.14895230]

>>14881123
Based. When I worked in a hotel and anyone had the most minor of complaints about anything I'd tell them to talk to the manager in the morning and ask for a gift card to Outback steakhouse or something but not tell them I told them that. It would get them off my back instantly lol. Loved working the night shift

[Anonymous No.14895254]

Order the Travis Scott burger.
They all know how to make it now, but they're not supposed to anymore.

[Anonymous No.14895497]

I work at a pizza place.
Pan crust is like, $1 more than regular, is a lot larger on average. Artisan crust is smaller, all we do is roll the crust under and pinch. Extra pepperoni is a good deal, likewise with any sliced meat. Extra sausage/beef not so much.

[Anonymous No.14895704]

>>14879680
arent wings dark meat to begin with?
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.14895726]

>>14895497
>Pan crust is like, $1 more than regular,
i always try to order pan crust if im feeding a lot fo people and i know people will want more

[Anonymous No.14895789]

>>14879332
that's not how youtube works grandpa, this isn't one of your pay per views

[Anonymous No.14896449]

>>14882261
based insecureposter.

[Anonymous No.14896464]

>>14895789
If you know what pay per view is you're older than him.

[Anonymous No.14896512]

>>14896464
you're a boomer if you think PPV still isn't a thing

[Anonymous No.14896589]

>>14878387
LIFEHACK

[Anonymous No.14896629]

>>14881633
Yes they do get pissed. By asking for 'fresh' anything you are essentially shitting on the entire establishment and saying that whatever you order usually isn't fresh, or that the restaurant does not have the mental capacity to make fresh food. Something like a whopper is always going to be fresh. It's a burger from off of the grill. If somehow you are going to a burger king where they are giving you whoppers you think have been sitting around, you should probably go to a new burger king.

[Anonymous No.14896650]

>>14878902
I'm a cheap bastard but I order no/less ice as often as possible because the machine cools it just fine and I don't want that shit watered down in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.14896691]

>>14879029
>how [x] looks like

[Anonymous No.14896695]

>>14878396
lol

[Anonymous No.14896765]

>>14889251
>4chan
>white

[Anonymous No.14896805]

>>14884630
Dios mio

[Anonymous No.14896907]

>>14890366
>Not calling multiple times on the same employee, memorizing their nametag, looks, etc and calling every few weeks or month until they cant deny the employee must be hiding something
>Not holding grudges over minor issues

[Anonymous No.14896920]

>>14893979
You cant even think up anything non-verifiable? Obvious stuff like missing ingredients, cold food upon receiving it.

[Anonymous No.14896933]

>>14896629
Most fast food chains make 'some' burgers, fries, etc in advance that they know sell constantly. They just keep them heated.

[Anonymous No.14896960]

>>14893979
Dude, just message them saying something nice and you'll get a coupon.

[Anonymous No.14897053]

>>14893610
>Not if you keep your eyes on the kitchen

What if the kitchen is not visible from the front? They could also spit while passing by a blind spot, or in the container beforehand.

[Anonymous No.14897057]

>>14893632
>>14893644

Both worker and customer is mad because of the boss that won't pay properly for worker to clean after the store close.

I worked in a flower shop once, the boss was cool because we are paid half an hour after the store closes, and she usually let us off 15 minutes early to catch the bus if we get everything done.

[Anonymous No.14897060]

>>14893892
>my sister karen always opens her fucking mouth and always gets free shit.

When I was a young girl, I got free stuff all the time without asking for it, I didn't even wear make-up or skimy clothes. Ah, to be pre-wall again!

[Anonymous No.14897089]

>>14884292
Knowing about disturbing youtube trends does not mean you enjoy them you fuckhead

[Anonymous No.14897103]

>>14878631
dream no more

[Anonymous No.14897522]

>>14885303
What if I drink a lot of water?

[Anonymous No.14898224]

>>14896933
Kinda funny I was thinking about this a while back. But since covid happend I have consistently recieved the hottest fast food I have had in my life. I guess for a while they stopped pre cooking shit because there were so few people going out.

[Anonymous No.14898270]

>>14897103
that must be a bitch to clean