MMMM

[Anonymous No.14870975]

>rests food gently on tongue
OHHHH WOW. OH MAN
>laughs silently out the nose

[Anonymous No.14871014]

>>14870975
WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES YOU MONSTER?

[Anonymous No.14871026]

>>14870975
Hey everyone! Hope you're having an aMAZing day, Mark Wiens here.
>Tilts head
>Closes eyes
>Smiles to self
>Slowly opens eyes, they roll too the back of his head
>Behind to laugh, mouth open
>OH WOW. WOW.

[Anonymous No.14871067]

>>14870975
>hooohhkkll
>woow
>the flavorsss the texturesss and the flavorsss

[Anonymous No.14871074]

>>14870975
This guy got really fucking annoying to watch same with Trevor James.

[Anonymous No.14871083]

>>14871074
I feel bad for Trevor James. For one, I think he's balding. Secondly, since the lockdown, he's stuck in fucking KL which has a boring good culture. He tries to make it exciting but it's just fucking fish - and of course he exaggerates the shit out of everything even more now.

[Anonymous No.14871088]

>>14870975
Ying is pretty hot tho.

[Anonymous No.14871092]

>>14871088
"no"

[Anonymous No.14871096]

>oh wau.
>wau.
>thooo joothy
>just.. the meap
>au. wau.

[Anonymous No.14871101]

>>14870975
he probably ate more pus than all of us combined

[Anonymous No.14871104]

>>14871101
That sweet, sweet Asian puss too

[Anonymous No.14871105]

>>14871096
i've never seen this gook in motion before but never have i ever been more certain that demons walk this earth

[Anonymous No.14871145]

>>14871105
>the soulless look
>you just know he has multiple burial sites throughout the world

[Anonymous No.14871172]

>>14871105
>>14871145
>autists discover facial expressions

[Anonymous No.14871228]

>>14871172
confess your sins, mark.

[Anonymous No.14871861]

>>14871145
I love when /ck/ hacks on Mark. It's the funniest fucking shit ever. But let's be honest, do we love to hate him? We all watch the videos, right /ck/?

[Anonymous No.14871890]

>>14871096
>tilts head
>immediately climaxes

so this is the power of hapas

[Anonymous No.14871908]

>>14870975
Are the rumors true?

[Anonymous No.14871910]

>>14871096

I didn't realize I was on /x/

[Anonymous No.14872273]

>>14870975
hey everyone it's mark weens mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH WAU!!!!!

[Anonymous No.14872299]

>>14871101
So he's also a degenerate slut? Not looking good for the level of respect he gets from me.

[Anonymous No.14872334]

30 BANANAS A FACKIN DAY CUNT
#CARB THE FUCK UP
#SWOLEDIER

[Anonymous No.14872391]

>>14872273
>you finally let some weird hapa eat your puss
>he takes two licks and gives you this look

[Anonymous No.14872429]

>>14871861
I've watched a grand total of 1 video. He seems like a nice enough guy for a serial killer, but his shtick... I just can't do it.

[Anonymous No.14872576]

>>14872429
I find the schtick hilarious. Same with food Ranger, Matty, Mikey Chen..... They grow on you

[Anonymous No.14872707]

>>14872429
>He seems like a nice enough guy for a serial killer
Lmao

[Anonymous No.14872726]

>>14871088
Looks like a jungle chink, no thx

[Anonymous No.14872763]

>>14871861
I want to wear his skin like a suit. Become one with him.

[Anonymous No.14872820]

>>14870975
what a cooky guy lol

[Anonymous No.14872833]

>>14871861
I watch his vids semi-regular. He's toned it down a lot since last year. Bit of an oddball but he does travel to unique places and I find him more watchable than food ranger.

I myself am a Han Supremacist, Falun gong shill so Mike Chen is my go to food eceleb

[Anonymous No.14873618]

>>14872726
seethe harder, faggot

[Anonymous No.14874027]

>>14873618
Right? She's hot

[Anonymous No.14874075]

>>14870975
I first found one of his videos while trying to learn about Vietnam on Youtube,
I had no clue that he was supposed to be a food reviewer.

[Anonymous No.14874107]

>>14873618
fuck non whites and fuck you

[Anonymous No.14874132]

>>14871096
this nigga has a case of the sanpaku-eyes

[Anonymous No.14874134]

>>14870975
I have never watched this weird looking fag before and I have no idea if /ck/ cherrypicks screenshots of his face to make him look like a weird fag but he looks like a weird fag.
Please stop posting him his face pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.14874138]

>>14873618
There's nothing to seethe about because there's nothing cute about her you horny fuck. You're the one seething.

[Anonymous No.14874161]

>>14871861
oh hi mark

no I can't stand his shtick

[Anonymous No.14874222]

>it's another mark and his israeli friend gorge themselves on a michelin feast while ying quietly films without eating a bite

[Anonymous No.14875119]

>the smells the flavor the AROMA all just blends into this-this-this-like

[Anonymous No.14876956]

>>14872429
Same. I can't stand his face and never made it through an entire video.

[Anonymous No.14877141]

>>14872391

[Anonymous No.14877164]

Bodies? What bodies?

[Anonymous No.14877846]

his shirt says eat more cum lmao

[Anonymous No.14877998]

mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.14878010]

>>14877164
All I see when I see his face is the Steve-O back tattoo.

[Anonymous No.14878081]

woooow

[Anonymous No.14878116]

>>14871096
Severely disturbing.

[Anonymous No.14878153]

>>14878116
And accurate

[Anonymous No.14878925]

>>14871861
I've never watched his videos but I hate the way he looks.

[Anonymous No.14879093]

>>14871014
this

[Anonymous No.14880441]

I always felt bad for his buddy Joel. He seems to be the baby carrier. And if someone else is on the show, Weens completely ignores him for the featured guest.

[Anonymous No.14880444]

>>14871088
She aight

[Anonymous No.14880470]

>>14880441
I thought that was his brother. they have the exact same mannerisms

[Anonymous No.14880491]

>>14880441
Joel is just his cuck manservant mini-me

[Anonymous No.14881716]

>>14880470
This is true. When they eat something. Never got why eating something you like invokes laughter. His own yt channel is pretty dope tho, not centred around food as much

[Anonymous No.14882558]

>>14870975
Where are the bodies ,Mark!!!?

[Anonymous No.14882568]

Who is this guy and why does he look like such a psychopath?

[Anonymous No.14882569]

>>14872391

hehe

[Anonymous No.14882570]

>>14871861
Hi Mark, where did you hide the bodies?

[Anonymous No.14882592]

He lives with his wife and mother in-law. The mother in-law despises him. its hilarious

[Anonymous No.14882606]

Imagine hearing him have sex with his wife.

OHHHHHH WOOOOOW THE TEXTURE

[Anonymous No.14882656]

>>14882606
Honestly, I watched his cribs type "look around my home" video. I'm pretty sure they never have sex

[Anonymous No.14882975]

>>14882592
Is his mother in law chinese? Chinese mothers in law hate everything. My dad remarried a chinese woman and His mother in law despises everyone including her grandkids. She says they spend too much time looking at screens but she spends all day watching bizarre chinese historical dramas.

She likes me though because I play Mahjong with her occasionally

[Anonymous No.14882998]

>>14880441
Joel was somehow even more annoying than Mark - I think it's because he has that same, overly enthusiastic, socially unaware home-schooled christian preacher vibe that Mark does, so it becomes too much with them both there.

everyone in the comments hated on him so he got sidelined again

[Anonymous No.14883002]

>>14870975
wa la

[Anonymous No.14883065]

>>14882592
I couldn't put my finger on it, but you're right. She makes food for them every day and you can tell she thinks to herself what did I do to deserve this

[Anonymous No.14883080]

>>14882998
>same, overly enthusiastic, socially unaware home-schooled christian preacher vibe
Jesus. This is it. I never knew how to describe it but this is it. I bet they went through tons of Asian puss when they had long hair and dreadlocks and prob sat around playing guitar with cloth bracelets and hippy vibe, waiting for the yellow birds to ride the cc. Then they figured out they could make money on yt acting like they care about the food and culture instead of originally going there for the Asian pussy