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14866849 No.14866849 [Reply] [Original]

How do you usually eat your steak?

>> No.14866855

>>14866849
I usually have mine with purple drank. How does it pair with blue drank?

>> No.14866857
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14866857

>>14866849
>phones on the table
>camo mask
>whatever the fuck that drink is
ISHYGDDT

>> No.14866861

>>14866857
>whatever the fuck that drink is
you've never had restaurant powerade before?

>> No.14866863

>>14866849
I, too, grab steak like I'm trying to strangle my penis. In fact, any time I see something that I put into my mouth, the first thing I think of is my penis. I see we have a lot in common, OP.

>> No.14866865

>>14866863
Glad to see the militant homosexuals on this site enjoy a good steak as well.

>> No.14866877

>>14866865
I ain't no faggot, queer. When did I say shit about other men? Get out with your gay self.

>> No.14866927

Rare, one thin slice cut off at a time. I like it with a creamy mushroom sauce on the side and spinach

>>14866849

Kek but if I saw someone eat like this unironically I would assume things about their chromosomes.

>> No.14866945

>>14866849
Hey! I recognize this place. It’s a longhorns right? They git some pretty gud chili.

>> No.14866948
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>>14866849
I like to cook it in my laundry dryer on low heat for 36 hours to trigger the libs and vegans

>> No.14866967

>>14866948
Wouldn’t all that unused bellybutton lint make it fuzzy?

>> No.14866978

>>14866967
>unused
>make it fuzzy
Pick one

>> No.14866994

>>14866978
It hasn’t been used yet dumbass. In other words NEW bellybutton lint on your steak. You know, like without a smell?

>> No.14866999

>>14866967
I steam clean my dryer first, I don't want any seasoning getting on it, ruins the taste, just a good wholesome bland brick of a steak

>> No.14867002

>>14866994
>bellybutton lint
>without a smell
Pick one

>> No.14867015

>>14866999
>he doesn’t preseason his dryer with butter, beetroot, and shallots
ngmi

>> No.14867022
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>>14867015
>butter, beetroot, and shallots
I don't put ethnic foods on my steak

>> No.14867026

>>14867002
>this dense
It comes out of the dryer as fresh unscented bellybutton lint. THEN, it becomes used stinky bellybutton lint after you were it.

>> No.14867042

>>14867026
>bellybutton lint
>unused
Pick one

>> No.14867048

>>14866877
fag

>> No.14867050

>>14867026
>>14867042
lint is good for 2 hours at room temp. if you refrigerate or freeze before then, you're fine.

>> No.14867067

>>14867050
What if I marinate it in boiled water? Will it preserve it longer because of the sterilization of water?

>> No.14867074

>>14867067
dont do this it makes mustard gas