/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14864876]

What’s the /ck/ consensus on VeganEgg

[Anonymous No.14864883]

>>14864876
If you actually cared about the chickens you'd raise some yourself or buy local eggs. Schlock like this is for people who think they can buy moral superiority

[Anonymous No.14864884]

[Anonymous No.14864886]

>>14864884
fucking gross
so its coloured soymeal?

[Anonymous No.14864888]

>>14864876
apparently soy causes small penis.
Dont eat it.

[Anonymous No.14864890]

>>14864876
> Now with non-GMO soy!!!!!
> About 10-12 Vegan Eggs

[Anonymous No.14864891]

>>14864886
Coloured soymilk powder yes
>INGREDIENTS: Organic Soymilk Powder* (Organic Soybeans), Modified Cellulose, Gellan Gum, Cellulose, Calcium Lactate (Plant Source), Carrageenan, Natural Flavors (contains Black Salt [Black Salt, Herbs]), Nutritional Yeast, Black Salt, Beta Carotene for Color. Contains: Soy

[Anonymous No.14864900]

>>14864891
>Soymilk Powder
lmao

this is some ((( ))) shit
soymilk powder is cheap.
but I bet they are selling it at egg prices

a 500g/18ounce bag of soymilk powder is only $5

[Anonymous No.14864931]

>>14864888
Well meat causes impotence.

See, I can post stuff without sources too, and probably more people will believe me so ha.

[Anonymous No.14864941]

>>14864876
Vegan makes you gay.

So that' s a big yikes and oof from me.

[Anonymous No.14864942]

>>14864876
>3g protein
NGMI

[Anonymous No.14864947]

just buy free ranged eggs if you're a moralfag
we already fucked up their reproductive evolution anyway

[Anonymous No.14864949]

>>14864941
Eating animal flesh makes your preferred sexual partner grossed out by you secretly

[Anonymous No.14865046]

>>14864949
you're not a girl just because you cut off your dick, faggot

[Anonymous No.14865053]

>>14864891
>>14864891
>Contains soy.
No fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.14865116]

>>14864949
Honestly? This isn't bait. Because there's vegans who are looking for other vegans only

[Anonymous No.14865131]

>>14864947
doesnt free range just mean not caged and less than 1 chicken per square foot or something?

[Anonymous No.14865161]

>>14865131
Yes. Your point?

[Anonymous No.14865162]

>>14864949
What kind of comeback is that? Are mentally retarded or acutally underaged?

In both cases, fuck off. Soy is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.14865212]

>>14864931
you want a source? Asian men. There.

[Anonymous No.14865244]

>>14864876
JUST egg is better and more realistic

[Anonymous No.14865280]

>>14864876
Weird tasting alternative. So far, the only good vegan egg alternative is Just Egg. Every other alternative seemed off.

[Anonymous No.14865419]

I'm vegan and have never, and will never, try the product.

[Anonymous No.14865428]

>>14864876
>VeganEgg
>not Veggan

[Anonymous No.14865431]

>>14864876
Soy for the Goy,
Eggs for the shmecks!

[Anonymous No.14865434]

>>14864876
>vegan egg
>egg free
This is why vegans are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.14865435]

Not Eggs/10

[Anonymous No.14865439]

>>14864876
Why would you eat this when you can just eat tofu scramble? Literally the best thing I've had.

[Anonymous No.14865455]

>Vegan product
>It's just a shitty reproduction of an animal derived product
Every single fucking time, it never ceases to be pathetic.
It's not like there's not plenty of good food you can make entirely out of vegan ingredients, but instead it's always, ALWAYS this shitty meme.
No amount of wishful thinking and 'food-science' will give a tablespoon of soy powder the same properties as an egg. Just fucking stop.

[Anonymous No.14865483]

>>14864900
How much melamine does that stuff have?

[Anonymous No.14865499]

>>14865434
This. Why vegans have to make substitutes for everything they can't eat? I mean, they decided to go on a restrictive diet so they should know what it implies. They weren't forced by anyone to follow that diet. If you miss egg, meat, milk, bacon, etc so much then just stop being vegan and eat it. Otherwise just keep eating whatever shit you're allowed to and stop being a fag.

[Anonymous No.14865502]

>>14865455
obsessed

[Anonymous No.14865727]

>>14864949
but they eat meat too.. sped retard

[Anonymous No.14865830]

>>14864891
??
i had a box of veganegg and it was made of algae
>Whole algal flour, whole algal protein, modified cellulose, cellulose, gellan gum, calcium lactate (plant source), carrageenan, nutritional yeast, black salt.

[Anonymous No.14866228]

>>14864876
>teleports behind you
heh, nothing personal, kid

[Anonymous No.14866242]

>>14864876
good for baking, haven't found an egg substitute that works as well as this for most desserts. Flax egg and other methods don't always cut it.

[Anonymous No.14866254]

>>14865499
Not vegan, but allergic to eggs. Egg substitutes, when they work, are pretty cool so I don't have to follow gross vegan recipes when I'm baking.

Also, Just egg let me experience an egg, bacon and cheese bagel and that was pretty dope.

[Anonymous No.14866313]

>>14865419
Based good for you stay away from substitute and lab made food, eat real food (whatever is real veggies or meat)

[Anonymous No.14866336]

>>14865727
What??

[Anonymous No.14866351]

>>14866228
Just egg Ingredients: Water, Mung Bean Protein Isolate, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Corn Starch, Contains less than 2% of Baking Powder (sodium acid pyrophosphate, sodium bicarbonate, corn starch, monocalcium phosphate), Dehydrated Garlic, Dehydrated Onion, Natural Carrot Extractives (color), Natural Turmeric Extractives (color), Salt, Transglutaminase.

Or: Egg. (contains egg)

Having lived with a vegan, aren't you supposed to use the water from chickpeas in things that need egg instead?

[Anonymous No.14866411]

>>14864883

[Anonymous No.14866505]

>>14866351
>Having lived with a vegan, aren't you supposed to use the water from chickpeas in things that need egg instead?
I'm this >>14866254 anon. I'd eat normal eggs if I could.
The ingredients of Just egg aren't that weird either. Protein Isolate isn't weird, you can even make it at home. Everything else can be found in your pantry or kitchen supply store.
Egg substitutes, especially """""""natural"""""""""" substitutes, eg, flax, chia, banana, chickpea water, suck. They only sometimes work in certain cases, but most of the time whatever you're baking just ends up sucking.

[Anonymous No.14866531]

>>14864884
>here's your egg bro

[Anonymous No.14866535]

>>14866505
I know, I just think it's funny that it's called "just" egg when it contains 20 or so more ingredients than an actual egg

I had some brownies that worked okay from her, but it still tasted a bit funny, but yeah I guess it wouldn't work well as a fried egg equivalent

[Anonymous No.14866699]

>>14866336
>What??

[Anonymous No.14867364]

imagine being so retarded that you think you have the moral high ground by throwing away food that chickens will produce regardless of human interference.

[Anonymous No.14867584]

>>14864884
Oh god I'm gonna fucking piss myself. Why the fuck is it in an egg-shaped carton then? How much does this cost? I wanna see what the people buying this look like.

[Anonymous No.14867593]

>>14864876
>>14864884

I bought one of these because I had no idea what the fuck to expect. When I opened the cardboard and saw the bag I gave up. Still have it somewhere in my fridge, don't know if to try to do something with it.

[Anonymous No.14867603]

>>14867584
>Why the fuck is it in an egg-shaped carton then?
because if it wasnt people wouldnt buy it

[Anonymous No.14867637]

>>14864876
>3g of brotein
do they think this is a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.14867654]

>he fell for the vegan meme!
Vegetarian here, we only made that shit up as a joke you guys.

[Anonymous No.14867834]

I won't buy it til the package says
>Now Scrambles!

[Anonymous No.14867865]

>>14864949
Look at this loser lmao
>inb4 I was merely pretending
to be a loser? lol well-done retard now what?

[Anonymous No.14867932]

>>14864884
yikes

[Anonymous No.14867945]

>>14864876
Just but some medium firm tofu, black salt, nutritional yeast, tumeric mix in a pan with some vegan butter. You absolutely must use black salt for this though.
Also for baking replace egg with ground flax seed.
>t. non--fag vegan

[Anonymous No.14868022]

>>14867945
Not as good as Just egg. I was pumped for tofu scramble but it just didn't do it for me desu

[Anonymous No.14868150]

>>14867945
Vegan butter? Like hydrogenated seed oils that cause fucking heart attacks? And flax is disgusting. Don't even front on this one. I used to eat a ton of flax and ground flax, it is the most disgusting shit ever. And it turns out the ALA's it produces are not even optimally converted into EPA efficiently.

How about no. I have ducks. I culled the excess males (quick and painless death living 2-3 times longer than commercial meat birds), each male produces a TON of fat (like a quart jar full each). The females lay eggs. Female egg ducks (specifically khaki campbells) lay more eggs than commercial egg chickens, and lay year round without supplementary light.

So how about this; I get a fucking egg from my egg ducks who don't give a shit about their eggs. And when I want cooked eggs, I cook the eggs in duck fat.

Fuck you, supermarket faggot, inefficient, food stealing, lazy urbanite, plastic promoting waste of air.
and fuck nutritional yeast too. Shit tastes like fish food.

[Anonymous No.14868240]

>>14868150
BASED

[Anonymous No.14868257]

>>14864884
this is a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.14868261]

>>14864884
oh no no no!

[Anonymous No.14868282]

>>14864876
It really should be ilegal for vegans to use the names of actual foods to describe their science experiments

[Anonymous No.14868297]

>>14867593
Scramble them with some almond milk, it will be better than any scrambled eggs you've ever had.

[Anonymous No.14868315]

>>14864884
>All that wasted cardboard just for some powdered soy

[Anonymous No.14868580]

>>14868297
wtf kind of concentration camp, battery cage shit eggs have you been eating? Did you also scramble them with piss? No fucking way will soy protein isolate taste better than a halfway decent egg laid by a chicken that got fresh air and sunlight.

[Anonymous No.14868593]

>>14864876
An abomination

[Anonymous No.14868597]

>>14864931
>meat causes impotence.
I eat meat and my dick is hard right now

[Anonymous No.14868750]

>>14864884
I should not be surprised at how it looksed but I am.

[Anonymous No.14868754]

>>14864884
>eat up goy!

[Anonymous No.14868764]

>>14864884
Is it me or all this soy shit literally the next corn syrup?

[Anonymous No.14868775]

>>14868597
you'll see

[Anonymous No.14868792]

>>14864876
its good for baking desu

[Anonymous No.14868922]

>>14864949
My girlfriend literally cuts the heads off of chickens and plucks them nigger

[Anonymous No.14870052]

>>14864891
Meanwhile, the list of ingredients for an egg:
>egg

[Anonymous No.14870112]

AHEM
vegetarians>meat eaters>>>vegans>>>eaters of literal shit>consoomers of soy products

[Anonymous No.14870176]

>>14864876
>>14864884
The packaging is deceiving the consumers and is just a recipe to disappointment with the product. It is already hard to make people try your food, making them regret buying your product is asking for no one who isn't already vegan to eat it.

[Anonymous No.14870501]

>>14868150
What kind of fencing do you use for ducks? I was thinking of getting some recently but I have coyotes in my area and don't want to wake up to a hole in the chicken wire and blood everywhere.

[Anonymous No.14870717]

>>14865116
Good, nobody should date vegans other than people who are similarly obnoxious

[Anonymous No.14870840]

>>14866254
>allergic to eggs

[Anonymous No.14870990]

>>14864876
For proper cooking, just get potato protein and experiment. It's relatively unprocessed and just in and of itself it does a good job at replacing egg whites in recipes.

It's not really scalable and there's too many vegans using it at the moment, so prices are increasing. But it's still the best option.

[Anonymous No.14871011]

>>14868150
>Like hydrogenated seed oils
Intentional partial hydrogenation is 100% banned in the US at the moment. Deoderization causes trace amount of transfats (among other things) but not nearly enough to make a margarine.

Margarines have mostly switched to refined palm oil. Occasionally fully hydrogenated vegetable oil and refined nut oils (except Cashew, which you can use without refining ... but is a bit expensive).

[Anonymous No.14871334]

>>14864876
Unless you're going to genocide all chicken and leave their unfecunded eggs to rot below their little chicken ass, eggs will remain the best source of protein ever without the need to sacrifice an animal life.
Vegan eggs are another way of enslaving you to the capitalist system under false pretense of moral virtue.
>>14866242
I do recognize vegan pastries are way tastier than the regular fat buttery ones. It's some kind of paradox where vegan food is only worthy of being a high-sugar, expensive, subtle craft.

[Anonymous No.14871343]

>>14870501
solar powered electric fence specifically for poultry. It's lightweight and durable. I would do a bunch of things though. Gold shaw farm on youtube just did a video on protecting his birds. Chicken wire is a meme. Don't use it.

I also have coyotes in my area, I hear them every night. Makes me nervous but I haven't had any issues.

[Anonymous No.14871360]

>>14871011
But isn't the harvesting of palm oil one of the leading causes of the destruction of the rainforest? And wouldn't it be like, way less intensive to just turn cream into butter?

Maybe... just maybe... seed and nut oils are inefficient, unsustainable, unethical, and not adequate replacements for animal fats?

[Anonymous No.14871444]

>>14868764
soy's already in most processed foods, just like hfcs

[Anonymous No.14871754]

>>14871360
Palms are actually one of the most efficient ways of obtaining oil, the issue is more with the scale at which it's been done because it's so cheap and versatile, demand just keeps going up

[Anonymous No.14871831]

>>14864883
>if you actually cared about the chickens you'd keep them in a coop to shit out an unnatural amount of eggs until they die, having lived for no reason other than to feed you

no i'd rather see livestock go extinct instead of be brought into life

[Anonymous No.14871840]

>>14866535
it's called "just" as in 'just' the root word for justice, justified. you know, moral, ethical, agreeable, righteous.

not 'simply'

[Anonymous No.14871859]

>>14864876
>vegan egg
>it's not an egg it's actually shitty processed soy powder
How is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.14871864]

>>14864884
>veganiggers will defend this

[Anonymous No.14871889]

>>14871360
>But isn't the harvesting of palm oil one of the leading causes of the destruction of the rainforest?
No, population growth is.

They have lots of people, they want money, they have arable land. Currently palm oil is the easiest way to make money, but if we stop importing that they will find some other crop which sells. Or they could turn it into grassland and herd cows.

Palm oil has excellent yield, the only unsustainable part is that it's a monoculture. But at this point we couldn't feed the earth without monoculture agriculture. It's very efficient.

All of the grassland Europe herds its cows on were forests too before we chopped them down. Most rangeland in the US would have been forest too if the Indians hadn't kept burning it.

[Anonymous No.14871950]

>>14871864
No need to even defend it. It's better than eggs and you'd know that if you weren't too scared to try it.

[Anonymous No.14871955]

>>14864888
my dick is already small even without soy

[Anonymous No.14872037]

>>14871859
>peanut butter
>has no butter
wow!
you got tricked by dairy boomers' shitty legal arguments!

[Anonymous No.14872048]

>>14871889
There is no population in Africa demanding market consumption of palm oil you ecofash faggot

[Anonymous No.14872059]

>>14872037
>shitty legal arguments
>being mad about calling something another name is a shitty argument
Suck that corporate boot harder.

[Anonymous No.14872063]

>>14871889
The Indians burned it to prevent the exact type of forest fires Newsome is lighting in Sodomfornia

[Anonymous No.14872067]

>>14871950
Egg: contains egg
Vegan "Egg" soy mulch powder: *minecraft enchanting table letters*

[Anonymous No.14872077]

>>14872067
Please have consensual sex

[Anonymous No.14872078]

>>14872059
it's meant to be used as an egg substitute/alternative

so it's not like it's some fucking lie, it's an alternative and marketing itself as such

[Anonymous No.14872096]

>>14871754
Palm oil is NOT efficient. Other than artificially.
You need tons of machinery to produce palm, palm can only be grown in small parts of the world, and it requires destroying the homes of tons of animals that are now endangered or extinct. Then of course there is the fossil fuel and petroleum oil costs of transporting and processing it. It's artificially efficient.
Palm oil is fine for the people who live in the areas where palm naturally grows. But as a cheap import? No. Fuck no.

>>14871889
You absolute nimrod. We have enough food to feed 12 billion people (as of 2013). We waste so much god damn food and steal so much of it. If you would stop eating fucking bananas, quinoa, avocados, and PALM maybe it would be distributed more evenly and corrupt ass governments would actually try to FEED their people.

Europe was so poorly managed that they had to fuck up the rest of the world with your shitty urban monocrop system, but maybe it's time for this system to end. Cows, hogs, and many other animals actually are at an advantage being silvopastured. But Europoors and conventional amerifats are just too fucking retarded to realize that. But that is changing. and unlike you, I am apart of that change.

[Anonymous No.14872104]

>>14872077
Is that an offer?

[Anonymous No.14872108]

>>14872078
So then don't call it vegan egg. Call it vegan egg substitute. Oh wait, they won't because then the corporate fatcats couldn't trick people into buying their ground up soy powder.

[Anonymous No.14872109]

>>14872048
Ever more Indonesians are demanding income, they'll produce what they can and sells. Agriculture is the lowest hanging fruit.

If it wasn't palm oil it would be something else.

[Anonymous No.14872134]

>>14872108
you're really overthinking this and trying to find an enemy where there isn't one

i find it curious why you're so mad that people are making the personal decision they find ethical that doesn't affect you in the slightest

do you get mad at the mirror when it shows you your lovehandles?

[Anonymous No.14872153]

>>14872096
>We have enough food to feed 12 billion people
You think that's a lot of margin? I don't.

All of that depends on high yield crops grown with fossil fertilizer too. With your ladieda ways we'd either almost all have to go vegan or all the poorfags around the world would have to starve.

[Anonymous No.14872161]

>>14872134
Keep sucking thay corporate boot.

[Anonymous No.14872168]

>>14872108
If you're retarded enough to not read vegan in vegan egg you deserve to be tricked and shot. Which sounds like the former happened to you so I suggest you self inflict the latter

[Anonymous No.14872170]

>>14872161
are you for real?

[Anonymous No.14872177]

>>14872109
That has nothing to do with what I said. You said overpopulation was causing it when the growing areas and most population clusters have no demand. It's select populations that are actually dwindling and through corporate tyranny enforce the cheapest mode of production

[Anonymous No.14872208]

>>14871859
>>14872059
>>14872108
>>14872161
t.chickenposter

[Anonymous No.14872424]

>>14872177
The growing areas have demand for luxury. They will use their labour however they can to achieve that luxury, agriculture is one of the main ways they do that. Whether they have to grow palm, coconut, beef is irrelevant. They'll chop down the rainforest for the land regardless.

In the end transport doesn't add nearly as much cost, either in money or in fuel, as you think. Their low cost of labour and highly fertile land makes them competitive in a globalized market for agricultural goods, whatever they grow.

[Anonymous No.14873273]

>>14872153
You absolute fucking idiot. Poorfags around the world ALREADY are starving. It's just poorfags in America that are obese. And it's not because of cows eating inedible shit. It's because of shitty distribution

American money is worth infinitely more than it is in countries unfortunate enough to be labeled as 3rd world. So their corrupt governments steal all their food.

Artificial fertilizers are absolute shit. it's just the conventionally minded retards who keep pumping their crops full of artificially cheap fossil fertilizer instead of actually fixing their god damn soil using rotational grazing which is actually cheaper and in the long term a more efficient use of the land. Think about it faggot: Imagine an almond monocrop, now imagine in between the fucking rows some god damn grass and some cattle or chickens or BOTH on the fucking grass shitting, pissing, grazing, and scratching through feces for maggots. This system worked and still does work.

Going vegan isn't going to help poor people. Have you even ever seen how the poor in the 3rd world live? they live with their god damn livestock, it's ALL THEY HAVE.

https://youtu.be/ZY1CxsCbeYc?t=68

But yeah, keep telling yourself they won't starve if they go vegan. Jesus you are such an ignorant asshole, you will believe anything the puppy murders at peta tell you, wont you?

My god you are a fucking idiot. Most vegans already ARE STARVING, just voluntarily.

[Anonymous No.14873734]

>>14864884
Of this can replace egg in baking recipes and has a shelf life of 10 years I would buy a ton of it to keep around just in case something happens and I can't get any eggs

[Anonymous No.14873753]

>>14873273
Really? Infinitely more?

So I could purchase their entire country for 1 dollar

[Anonymous No.14873810]

>>14866505
it's almost as if recipes that are hundreds of years old that rely upon eggs weren't expecting their faggot children to be afraid of eggs and want to use some plant from halfway across the planet instead that has a closer consistency to cum than eggs....

[Anonymous No.14873833]

>>14873273
I agree with this anon. There is a certain point where as an enlightened species we should try to limit the amount of suffering on the planet, but we haven't even achieved that with our own species, let alone others. Taking it a step further and adding suffering to our species so that some lower being can live a few more torturous days just seems counter productive. Livestock have existed within human society for millennia for a reason. We can minimize their suffering and have net gain all around if people just stop sucking cock for a second.

[Anonymous No.14874367]

>>14873734
you can get dehydrated eggs. Real ones.

[Anonymous No.14874377]

>>14871831
Something inside your mind was created wrong and it's far too late to fix it

[Anonymous No.14874385]

>>14871840
What fucking aspect of world-raping fossil fertilizer monoculture macrofarming is more just and moral than rearing fucking chickens

[Anonymous No.14874453]

>>14864884
They should've put at least some effort and made the portions packed inside some egg-shaped containers or something
This is just pathetic

[Anonymous No.14874461]

>>14873753
Its worth more to feed stupid yuppie faggots that can afford ugly worthless golden doodles and english bulldogs that need repeated surgeries just to breathe who will pay a premium for quinoa than the indigenous peoples who relied on it for centuries while living with the land.

[Anonymous No.14874494]

>>14873833
Thank you.
These fucking wealthy vegans should be growing their own food. But then they move to fucking cali or hawaii, places that don't need any more people. But they know that they couldn't live off of local alone crops in a place with a winter. They are fucking fossil fuel globalist addicts.

[Anonymous No.14874583]

>>14873810
Wow, really, no way anon. Eggs were historically used! Thank god you pointed that out because it wasn’t fucking blatantly obvious you complete sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.14874628]

People that won't eat meat are fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.14875275]

>>14864884
i thought they would have actually made a shell with injected fake egg goop in it

[Anonymous No.14875536]

>>14874583
Obvious to everyone who doesn't use that fake egg trash

[Anonymous No.14875556]

this is all an insult to god and murder of language.

[Anonymous No.14875597]

>follow your heart
>>14864884

[Anonymous No.14875614]

>>14875536
I'm pretty sure it's obvious to everyone, since you know, the point of egg replacers is to replace eggs.

[Anonymous No.14875672]

>>14873273
>Poorfags around the world ALREADY are starving.
Africans and certain parts of the ME are uniquely incompetent and overpopulated.

Indonesia, not so much. They are not starving, they just want money to buy iphones, fridges, etc. Agriculture is one of the primary ways they make money.
>Artificial fertilizers are absolute shit.
It's the ONLY alternative to using human manure. Without artificial fertilizer you can only have small losses in the nutrient cycle, which get replenished by geological processes.
>Imagine an almond monocrop, now imagine in between the fucking rows some god damn grass
They already hay the grass ... you severely underestimate farmers and severely overestimate energy cost of transport. Keeping everything local really isn't all that important.
>some cattle or chickens or BOTH on the fucking grass shitting, pissing, grazing, and scratching through feces for maggots. This system worked and still does work.
Does very little except speed up nutrient cycling. Animals add nothing, they are not fusion plants which transform the molecular make up of what they eat. Whether the plant matter plain rots or gets digested and then the animal manure and flesh rots makes fuck all difference in the end.

Using crop waste and small bits of land needed for crop access animal feed can lead to a very small increase in human useful caloric output of a field ... but it's not all that impressive.
>Have you even ever seen how the poor in the 3rd world live? they live with their god damn livestock, it's ALL THEY HAVE.
We feed Africa to a significant extent ... what they have is their pitiful agriculture plus the output of our scientific agriculture.

If you want to optimize caloric output of land no more than a couple percent will be animal flesh. Most of the solar energy goes into the edible part of the plants, western farmers are very good at what they do.

[Anonymous No.14875705]

>>14875672
>optimize caloric output of land
I don't want to optimize the caloric output of land. I want near-complete human depopulation so the land can return to a more primal state and the remaining human beings can live in kingly conditions in an otherwise unspoiled natural paradise.
There is nothing to be gained in making sure every useless, artless, spoiled eater gets his "fair share."

[Anonymous No.14875708]

>>14864884
only in America seriously

[Anonymous No.14875729]

>>14867584
they look surely like this

[Anonymous No.14875734]

>>14875729
Chad.

[Anonymous No.14875745]

>>14875672
Overpopulation has nothing to do with it. There's more than enough food going around but food pricing, distribution, and genocidal eco fascists like you prevent it from distributing as withholding resources makes the poorest dependent on the aid of corporate government to privatize land and industry. The dollar corrupts and crashes local markets causing hyper inflation and the inability of the peasants that have had their land taken to pay for consistent meals. Go kill yourself

[Anonymous No.14875748]

>>14866228
>Just egg
>Contains no egg
Explain to me how this isn't false marketing

[Anonymous No.14875751]

>>14875672
You are such a subhuman piece of shit. Africa's lands are designed and raped entirely for export and foreign profiteering. Neo-kulaks like yourself are high up on the first to bite a bullet

[Anonymous No.14875756]

>>14875734
I agree, just changed the filename, he's definitely based

[Anonymous No.14875760]

>>14875748
Because it says "made from plants" on the front of the bottle.

[Anonymous No.14875762]

>>14875751
you commie faggots wont achieve anything when you eat your fake eggs lmao

[Anonymous No.14875768]

>>14875762
Whatever you say, pinata

[Anonymous No.14875776]

>>14875768
I'm shivering.

[Anonymous No.14875794]

>>14875776
You should, fat one :)

[Anonymous No.14875804]

>>14875745
Indonesians don't just want consistent meals in straw huts. They want an iphone, they want a car, they want airconditioning. They want to sit in a comfy house furnished to first world standards and shitpost on 4chan with their high end laptop.

They'll use what's available to them to achieve that and to a large extent that's arable land. We clawed our way up the wealth ladder in the west by converting most untouched land to cultivated land, they are simply following suit.

I'm a fascist, but not an eco fascist. I don't care if the Indonesians chop their rainforest. Their land, their choice.

[Anonymous No.14875812]

>>14875804
Still irrelevant to my point like yesterday. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14875833]

>>14875812
Still the true reason they chop down their rainforest.

Pretending it's because of some ingredient you assign to some ideological enemy is just fuzzy inaccurate reasoning.

Capitalism drives them to chop down their rainforest, they'll grow on that land whatever makes them money and buys them luxury. Whether it's palm oil or beef, is irrelevant. The rainforest is gone either way.

[Anonymous No.14875880]

>>14875760
Well shouldn't it be "just plants, egg substitute"

[Anonymous No.14875920]

>>14875880
No. It should be whatever name they want it to be. If Captain Crunch changed its name to Just Egg, it's still legal.

[Anonymous No.14876218]

>>14875672
You don't fucking grow anything, do you?

[Anonymous No.14876232]

>>14876218
Some herbs, but I don't see how it's relevant.

You can do non intensive farming with an open nutrient cycle and not notice soil depletion for generations. Ye olde farming peasants just assigned soil depletion to magic. It happened too slow and their IQ couldn't grasp what was happening.

Now a whole new generation of low IQ farmers are doing the same thing ... or they feed their chickens with grain grown with fossil fertilizer and pretend they have no fossil fertilizer inputs.

[Anonymous No.14876252]

>>14875768
>>14875794
Imagine being a vegan communist on the internet and toughposting with photographs of men who would have, had they known of you, killed themselves to spare the world a future in which creatures like you exist.

[Anonymous No.14876266]

>>14876252
Imagine being a meat eating communist wanting to redistribute food with no payment across the world to save some fucking trees.

[Anonymous No.14876270]

>>14876266
If you killed yourself right now, the lives of your family and friends would measurably improve.

[Anonymous No.14876280]

>>14876232
Or they do shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWChH9MHkHg&ab_channel=JustinRhodes

You really don't grow anything but you want to tell the world how to grow food? What the fucking shit is wrong with you? You don't know shit about farming or agriculture. You are one of those fucking city fags who thinks anyone who grows food is a fucking idiot while you go an exploit them. Jesus.
keep sucking the dick of artificial fertilizer and acting like it doesn't do anything shitty.
My fucking god. You don't deserve to eat.

[Anonymous No.14876290]

>>14876270
u mad

[Anonymous No.14876352]

>>14876270
But I consume enough coconut milk to let at least let a couple Indonesian farmers afford an iphone ... won't you think of the Indonesian farmers?

[Anonymous No.14876363]

>>14876280
>You really don't grow anything but you want to tell the world how to grow food?
You have no self awareness.

The world grows most its food with direct application of fossil fertilizer to the land. You're the one telling them to do it differently.

[Anonymous No.14876410]

>>14876363
Because it's unsustainable. Did you know that artificial fertilizer companies underreported their methane production by about 100x? And that's just the methane from producing it. What about the unnecessary environmental damage from mining it?
We don't need artificial fertilizer, it's not a renewable resource like cow shit. More and more people are abandoning artificial fertilizer in our next gen because they realize it's not only unsustainable but costs more than just having beef cows graze on rested farmland, letting them shit it up, having chickens scratch through and spread the shit, and then after selling the excess beef cows and chicken eggs/meat THEN you can replant the land.

You keep saying "the world" does x y and z but the truth is you don't know the first thing about farming. Just admit you don't know shit about how to grow food, you just blindly follow the hivemind. You fucking idiot.
When this conventional industrial system inevitably fails it will bring me comfort knowing people like you will be the first to die.

[Anonymous No.14876463]

>>14864876
>vegan fish
>vegan burger
>vegan egg

If vegans detest animal products so much why do they still want to eat them artificially?

[Anonymous No.14876505]

>>14876410
>Because it's unsustainable.
Throw it on the heap, there are a lot more near term bottleneck resources for peak fucking everything than fossil fertilizer. I have no interest in living in a shack in the woods, so I'll be content with just hoping technology will fix things at some point. Fossil fertilizer isn't an immediate problem.

A bunch of hobby farmers, riding around their fossil fuel burning equipment while sustaining a first world life style with money made from parents/IT/bitcoin/youtube, with a caloric output per hectare which doesn't come close to the output of commercial farms have as much business of telling real farmers how to do their job as I do with my herb garden. Justin Rhodes can not feed the world, but youtube can sure feed his bank account.

You're not some Indonesian peasant subsisting on the land, you're fucking rich and growing shit as a hobby in a commercially unsustainable way.

[Anonymous No.14876562]

>>14876463
its really pathetic that they dont just stuck to actual vegan quisine.
like dunno, afghan.

[Anonymous No.14876810]

>>14876505
You shit on hobby farmers who feed themselves and their community, but I gotta ask; who are you feeding?

Feed the world is a highly effective monsanto slogan for human livestock to digest and regurgitate. But I want the world to feed itself.

[Anonymous No.14876970]

>>14876810
>who are you feeding?
I unfortunately didn't jump into bitcoin or struck it rich some other way, so I can't lord my hobbies over others as some kind of inherent virtue. I do work in a food processing plant though, so in some ways quite a lot of people.

All jobs contribute in their own way to the wonderful lifestyle we can achieve when we win the geographic, genetic and other lotteries.
>I want the world to feed itself.
Division of labour is a necessity for the lavish lifestyle you and I are accustomed to. Just because you are rich enough to retire and handle most the food yourself, that hardly makes you self sufficient.

I don't see any reason to draw a line in the sand at some range food should be distributed in. I like curry with coconut milk.

[Anonymous No.14877065]

>>14876410
you cannot mine phosphate. potassium and such from the air

[Anonymous No.14877105]

>>14876970
I love that you assume I'm rich and I don't work. And that you assume I'm farming as a hobby.
Its not about money. It's not about status, its about working with what I got.

>>14877065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphate_mining_in_the_United_States
Guess these guys didn't get the message

[Anonymous No.14877152]

>>14877105
He meant you can't mine potassium (and sulphur etc) from the air.

For any real farming you need to replenish all nutrients you take out of the ground other than carbon and nitrogen.

[Anonymous No.14878755]

>>14877152
chlorine can come enough from rain, and sulphur to a quite small extent, so yeah, people are not going to poopoopeepee outside, and biosolids really suck

[Anonymous No.14878833]

>>14878755
Yeah. In the future my plan is to make an outhouse and my own water systems. It grosses me out not knowing wtf is in my water.

No one talks about animal manure though. Why mine it when your food can literally make it?

[Anonymous No.14879213]

>>14864876
Vegan Egg??? What the Fuck is wrong with you??

[Anonymous No.14880913]

>>14864883
>If you actually cared about the chickens you'd raise some yourself or buy local eggs
Why? That doesn't make any sense at all.

[Anonymous No.14880946]

>>14864876
>Now with 3g of protein
>Now with NON-GMO Soy
wtf was it before this then.

[Anonymous No.14881014]

>>14875756
He's not Swedish you retard

[Anonymous No.14881150]

>>14864884
Did they do this because they know people like us would've switched the fake eggs with real eggs?

[Anonymous No.14881155]

>>14865455
>try these incogmeato burger patties anons, they're just like your poison beef patties! Wh..why do we not just call them plant patties?

[Anonymous No.14881158]

>>14866254
>allergic to eggs
Anon you were a fucking egg how can you be allergic to yourself?

[Anonymous No.14881159]

>>14868297
>add a strong flavored product to make this shit product palatable

[Anonymous No.14881162]

>>14880946
Gmo soy & 1g protein. How much protein in the average egg? I feel like a meager 3g is low especially with that fucking huge lost of garbage in the ingredients.

[Anonymous No.14881195]

>>14881162
6.3g in one egg. its better protein too.

[Anonymous No.14881242]

>>14880913
Explain how it doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.14881267]

>>14881195
Fucking Hell, you'd think these fake foods could at least compete with real foods.

[Anonymous No.14881302]

>>14881267
lmao no.
its just about badly copying the original taste/texture.

[Anonymous No.14881984]

>>14881158
some people are legit allergic to eggs and some are allergic to egg whites. my bitch is allergic to egg whites.

[Anonymous No.14882137]

>>14864876
Bro this shit literally sits for ages and people straight up act like there getting it to impress the friends there shopping with then id have to reshop like 2-4 of these fuckers back to cobweb fucking holes that we never fucking restocked until we had to do end year inventory and they get sent back to the supplier to get tossed out and we get the next batch/brand to sit in the spot for another year, we straight up called these fake egg things the eggs we never had to restock, bc we never touched em outside of reshoping them & throwing out after date bc the package got old/fucked up or some people acutely stole stuff out of box's and left it empty bc nobody noticed it until months after when a few would get ripped open by a kid or missed box cutter slice or my foot bc i straight up stomped one just to prove nobody cared if one went missing only to find out it was empty proving my point on the spot

[Anonymous No.14882151]

>>14881195
You'd think they would boost the damn shit with some protein powder just to try and compete with the real deal, its like there not even trying to compete there just like here you go fucker

[SS !JuN.8Ir9OE No.14882538]

>>14865455
This.

Impossible/Beyond is interesting from a scientific perspective, but when I want to eat a vegan/plant burger I find myself enjoying bean burgers more. They don't try to be something that they aren't and are delicious entirely on their own merits instead of trying to trick you into thinking you're eating "meat".

[Anonymous No.14882627]

>>14866228
unironically good stuff

[Anonymous No.14883118]

>>14866228
the absolute state of that.

[Anonymous No.14883134]

>>14864884
eat the veganegg goy

[Anonymous No.14883259]

>>14866228
why are 4chan memes constantly made into reality

[Anonymous No.14883266]

>>14883259
The average 4chan user is weak-minded, impressionable, and easy to sell meme products to.

[Anonymous No.14883320]

>>14883266
that would be the redditors who browse r/4chan and claim they are in on the epic may mays

[Anonymous No.14883330]

>>14864883
My Mexican Neighbors have a chicken for eggs, it free roams the yard and is very friendly.

More mice are probably killed harvesting whatever to make fake eggs than just getting and taking care of a chicken and ensuring it a comfy life.

[Anonymous No.14883360]

>>14882137
Based

[Anonymous No.14883396]

>>14883330
vegans get butthurt and go "but muh factory farming grinds up male chicks" of course anyone who isn't a complete smoothbrain knows, once again, if you raise your own birds you don't grind up baby males. You either raise them until they are full sized and cull excess males for delicious stew, or caponize them for meat superior to broilers.

Vegans are terrified of death, but only the death of domestic animals (except bees used as pollinators). Wild animals can fuck right off, that's why they get butthurt when you mention palm or almonds. Then they cry about how it's about not being perfect, its just being superior to you and stroking their ego while they maintain their faggot consumer lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.14883408]

>>14882627
that shit smells like plastic and garlic. Maybe it's "good" compared to overcooked, rubbery diner eggs, but it's gonna be shit compared to a proper eggs. I scrambled my neighbors free-range egg soft without salt and that bitch tasted like fucking custard cheese. Delicioso

[Anonymous No.14883444]

>>14878755
>people are not going to poopoopeepee outside,
I know. That's why you need fossil fertilizer on any real farm.

Doesn't matter how frou frou the farming is, any commercial farm will exhaust soil without fertilizer to replenish nutrients escaping from the loop. Geological processes are only sufficiently fast for nature, where everything does shit and die where they eat.

For extremely low intensive agriculture you might stretch that to a century or so, like in range grazing, but eventually even there you have to pay the piper.
>>14878833
>Why mine it when your food can literally make it?
They don't make nutrients, they extract them from the plants, which extract them from the soil and air ... only some of it goes in their manure. When you eat them the rest go into you.

[Anonymous No.14883448]

>>14883396
BASED

[Anonymous No.14883498]

>>14883444
And having some of it go into the manure is better than none of it. Not to mention animal shit has tons of bacteria in it, which is great for soil. This is why regenerative farming works and is a growing movement. If regenerative farming didn't work, then it would have phased out by now.

Are you that faggot that grows herbs?

[Anonymous No.14883525]

>>14883396
>Wild animals can fuck right off,
There's always corner cases.

There are vegans who hate nature as it exists, who would like to see all predators (and parasites) die outs. As would I, even though I don't have the moral fortitude for veganism.

Eliminate death and suffering, let it be on earth as it is in heaven. Man become god, turning nature back to Eden. That's my dream future.

[Anonymous No.14884047]

>>14883525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIoHneYB81Q&ab_channel=ImminentLand145

[Anonymous No.14884137]

>>14875920
I hate this deceptive marketing bullshit. we have a million products that try to pretend to be butter now. it used to be illegal to sell margarine with dye in it because people use color to determine the quality of butter. butter is more yellow if the animal is grass fed. all of the old laws banning dyes got overturned over the years though. I think it is similar to dying meat or gluing cuts together and presenting them as steak with a tiny footnote on the bottom of the meat tray. that shit is deceptive

[Anonymous No.14884291]

>vegan

[Anonymous No.14884336]

>>14884137
>it used to be illegal to sell margarine with dye in it because people use color to determine the quality of butter.
Weird, where I live, it used to be illegal to sell margarine WITHOUT dye in it. As late as the 90s, margarine companies were required to dye their product bright yellow or orange so that it was visibly distinct from butter. The actual law was that it couldn't be the colour of butter, which included the fatty white colour that margarine typically was without added dyes.

[Anonymous No.14884358]

>>14884137
>>14884336
Found this image that illustrates the difference on that other site.
Eventually there was an issue raised that foreign uncoloured products could technically be imported but not legally sold, and the domestic margarine industry pretended to bite the bullet and used that as reasoning to get the dye requirements removed. In hindsight, imports only accounted for a small part of the market and the domestic margarine industry has probably benefited from not being required to make its product look cartoonish.

[Anonymous No.14884390]

>>14884358
here's an except from the US law about it. it used to be required to be bright pink
>Ultimately, the Margarine Act of 1886 was passed, placing a tax on margarine and requiring that manufacturers secure licenses to produce the product. Vermont, South Dakota and New Hampshire state legislatures all passed laws requiring margarine to be dyed bright pink—a visual declaration of the product's artificiality that was also sure to be perfectly unappetizing to prospective buyers. The Supreme Court later overturned these "pink laws" as unconstitutional.

[Anonymous No.14884416]

>>14884390
Well, Christ, I meant 90s as in the 1990s not the 1890s. Apparently the coloured margarine law was repealed in Ontario in '95, but I still remember it from when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.14884428]

>>14884416
I think they had similar laws in canada way back too. the dairy industry resisted a lot of places I'm sure

[Anonymous No.14884505]

>>14864876
Haven't seen this one but I sell a lot of the ironically named Just Egg. For me it's Happy Egg heritage breed blue and brown with amber yolks.