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14863530 No.14863530 [Reply] [Original]

Why is the preparation of Pizza such a divisive topic

>> No.14863678

Because tribalism still extends to every facet of life despite how much we have evolved as beings and as a society

>> No.14863687

Chicago 'za is pure slop

>> No.14863694

>>14863530
‘Za is a very versatile food. It’s a blank canvas.

>> No.14863697

>>14863678
based and pizzapilled

>> No.14863702

>>14863530
for me, it's a 'tle 'sars 'ot n 'eady 'za.
they prepare it perfectly every time, with an expeditious care
. it has that new York flair with a definite chicago influence. the perfect balance, I think everyone will agree. don't forget your order of 'zy 'eadsticks!!!

>> No.14863706
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>>14863678
Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Random incel: i aLlUdE To bLaCk pEoPlE BeInG TrIbAlIsTiC On iMaGeBoArDs bEcAuSe i cAn't gEt lAiD

>> No.14863708

>>14863702
For me, it’s an icb with a pep piz extra chee.

>> No.14863709

the standard "pizza" is found in many different cultures and ironically the one that is the most iconic and different than any other is chicago style

>> No.14863714
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>>14863678
Maybe we should try to program around it and make rules that channel the will to power instead of trying to remove it because of mushroom driven self-hating intellectual poisoning from worshiping rocks or whatever people did when they were still covered in flies.

>> No.14863718

>>14863706
Kys retard

>> No.14863719
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>>14863706
post has nothing to do with black people you fucking retarded twittercel jfc go eat a salad

>> No.14863726

>>14863706
>literally so obsessed that he saw the word tribal and didnt even finish the sentence, and assumed it was about black people and got fucking tilted.
lol. how embarising.

>> No.14863734

>>14863530
Deadass just gripped a yankee fitted and ‘ork style slice of ‘za

>> No.14863749

>>14863706
>seeing tribal in any context
>immediately thinking black people
Hes not the racist here, Anon

>> No.14863753

>>14863714
I think you're referencing the theory that the old testament is based on psychedelic experiences induced by hallucinagens?

Regardless, attempting to remove or reprogram an inate part of a person's humanity isn't ever going to end well.


But you probably realized that when the HRT didn't make you passable.

>> No.14863759

>>14863706
every day I thank god that I am not this retarded

>> No.14863767

>>14863706
based

>> No.14863796
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>>14863753
No, I propose that human conflict be normalized and codified instead of blindly resisted by a Christian and post-Christian western populace. I propose that it be bent to the benefit of the species by doing away with the illusions leftists cling to, that everyone is deserving of survival and the end of all conflict. Conflict is normal and properly channeled, could genuinely end corruption by ending the emotional need to be corrupt. We don't need to reprogram humanity, we need to reprogram society to serve the reality of the human species instead of everything from rock worshipers to islamists to gender vivisectionists. The western model is mostly correct, just incorrect to claim it was ever out to save absolutely everyone.

>> No.14863800

>>14863706
No mention of niggers anywhere in that post.

>> No.14863827

>>14863530
Wait till you hear about spaghetti carbonara

>> No.14863951
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>>14863800
It thinks of Chicago as black, it doesn't understand old Chicago being all italo-polish-german with a bunch of surly irishmen mixed in for that real alcohol flavor.

>> No.14863994

>>14863530
How can anyone enjoy go'za honestly i've been to various place in chicago supposedly reputed for their deep dish and they all had the same taste, all felt like eating some very sloppy tomatoes pie, and all i got is some heartburn at the end of the meal.

>> No.14864009

>>14863678
first post based post
>>14863706
go back to the youtube comment section you braindead cumguzzling unoriginal npc waste of oxygen.

>> No.14864080

Italians can't accept brazilian pizza ls superior

>> No.14864612

>>14863706
Elder god tier bait. You got em good.

>> No.14864628
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>>14863530
Detroit style pizza is the best pizza.

>> No.14864674

>>14863530
Because Americans have made the original pizza an absolute abomination and nothing like it was.
Chicago pizza is nothing better than absolute bottom-feeder tier rubbish, made for elderly people with no teeth.
New York pizza is a BS copy by fuckwits that can only cook Jew food, poorly at best.

>> No.14864675

>>14864628
Only one dude has the correct answer

>> No.14864676

>>14863694
You mean it's a bland canvas.

>> No.14864682

>>14863702
> for me, it's a 'tle 'sars 'ot n 'eady 'za.
and then you have stroke-ridden fuckers like this
Learn to type you neanderthal

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>>14864682
How can you not read that? What are you, stupid?

>> No.14864732

>>14864682
Neanderthals are smarter than cro magnon cunts. Cro magnons only won from strength of numbers and being more vicious. Thankfully they were also rapists, so neanderthal genes are still expressed in some people today.

>> No.14864739

>>14863796
Free market capitalism, without politicians interfering and creating the need for lobbying and other bullshit, is the optimal configuration of society to create wealth. The problem is that free market capitalism has no means of defending itself from marxist subversion. Figure out that part and you are golden.

>> No.14864751 [DELETED] 

>>14863530
badda bing badda boom
notta howa my mamma madea ita
if youa can'ta makea ita likea thata then youa mighta notta evena makea ita ata all
eating is not feeding animale

>> No.14864869

>>14863706
go back

>> No.14864873

>>14863706
Why do liberals assume all black people are primitive trials? Is it part of their God complex?

>> No.14865047

>>14863706
God tier bait

>> No.14865055

>>14863706
go back to plebbit

>> No.14865064

>>14863530
It's good for business to have a point of difference of your cheap cheesy bread product sold for obscene mark ups

>> No.14865068

Easiest (You)'s of my life lmao

>> No.14865071

>>14863706
not sure if this is just really good bait or an actual honest to god retard
the twitter meme suggests the former

>> No.14865074

>>14863678
Small tribal governments are the only fair and sustainable form of government

>> No.14865083

>>14863706
Damn this a is a good one.

>> No.14865085

>>14863530
Every italian recipe is divisive, even among italians. Everyone claims their version is better, and americans think they improved italian recipes

>> No.14865089

>>14865074
this
anprims are unironically right

>> No.14865091
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>>14863530
Chicago deep dish can be good but honestly I just prefer good, old fashioned, normal American pizza.

>> No.14865258

>>14863706
Poe's law in full effect

>> No.14865293

>>14863702
based stroke poster

>> No.14865322

>>14864674
so are you trying to copy the caricature in op or are you just not self aware?

>> No.14865348

>>14863951
Don’t forget my beloved Chicago jewish populations.

>> No.14865363

>>14863734
I'm enjoying your genuine reaction senpai

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14865390

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-gwbs_p5a4
god tier non-traditional pizza in milan

>> No.14865449

>>14863706
How are you guys falling for this blatant bait?

>> No.14865476

>>14865390
Milan should be nuked

>> No.14865478

>>14863678
We never evolved.

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>>14863706
You're the one who brought up black people

>> No.14865500

>>14865449
im kind of 50/50 on whether it's intentionally retarded or just retarded.

>> No.14865642

>>14865390
that dude can carry 5 plates on one hand, that's pretty impressive

>> No.14865667

>>14865068
>trying to take credit for my bait
yikes

>> No.14865704

>>14863706
Unless bait, kill yourself immediately

>> No.14865777

>>14863706
based bait

>> No.14865782

I enjoy both. I prefer NY because it’s not carb overload and you can eat it with one hand on the go but I do enjoy Chicago pizza too.

>> No.14865791

>>14863678
I’m tempted to agree with you, but on this topic, absolutely not. The only place where people get upset about others pizza preferences is on 4chan and weird places on the internet. In real life no one gives a fuck what pizza you like. Bitter autists with too much time on here just like to argue about stupid shit.

>> No.14865799

>>14864628
is detroit style burning your pizza

>> No.14865835

>>14865478
We have, just society has, mentally speaking humanity is still firm in it's hunter gatherer mentality society moved faster than evolution.

>> No.14866056

>>14865782
Pick a team.

>> No.14866087

>>14863706
nice youtube comment zoomer

>> No.14866179

>>14863706
You'd think 4chan users would be better at ignoring trolls lol

>> No.14866189

>>14863706
he mentioned people not blacks

>> No.14866200

>>14866087
Sure thing chud

>> No.14866203

I hereby declare my undying loyalty to the 'go 'za. No other form of "pizza" shall enter me for as long as I live.

>> No.14866213

americans are retarded so by definion they are always wrong

>> No.14866216

>>14864628
Looks like floor tiles

>> No.14866224

>>14866179
Its not 2007 anymore, this place is tik tokers, Facebook and twitter

>> No.14866235

>>14863706
>the stupidest most obvious bait ever
>19 replies
fuck this gay website, I must be the only one over 18.

>> No.14866246

>>14863678
BASED

>> No.14866395

>>14866235
once you hit your 30s you start regressing. despite the apparent differences teens and boomers are remarkably similar in how they process and respond to things

>> No.14866440

I don't mind the occasional Chicago pizza, but it's not really pizza. It's just a big sloppy mess, and one slice is like a meal. A New York style is good for sharing or a quick bite on the go, no big mess. And no more toppings are needed than cheese and sauce, which doesn't really apply for Chicago.

Italian pizza is fine too but leaves something to be desired.

>> No.14866476

>>14864732
t.neanderthall shortie

>> No.14866933

I can't figure out how to stop my dough from drying out. If I prepare dough and let it rise for two hours and then cook it like that, it's fantastic! The dough is soft, elastic, and air bubbles rise when I bake it (which I love to see!)

But god forbid if I decide to toss it in the fridge for 24hours with a damp rag on top of the bowl. It's still edible, but dries out to a playdough like texture, it isn't nearly as soft or elastic and it doesn't rise as much when I bake it. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

>> No.14866985

>>14866933
Sounds overproofed. Use a little bit less yeast, dont mix it for quite as long, make sure the cover is air tight (saran wrap, not a towel), and cook it a bit hotter.
t. Someone who preps about 1000 pizza doughs a week

>> No.14867157

>>14863678
Technology has evolved, not much else in regards to human decency.

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>>14866985
Alright. I took heed to your advice. I used a large rubberband to keep the plastic wrap airtight here.

Unfortunately, 500 is about the highest I can cook a pizza. I use a home oven

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>> No.14867938

>>14863706
Jesus Christ.

>> No.14868396

>>14865390
way too much bread

>> No.14868651

>>14864628
Detroit pizza is probably the only non tradition pizza that's any good.

It's the crispy edge that really makes it.

>> No.14868668

>>14865390
>all that fresh mozz
That pizza is fucking swimming in water...

They eat it with a fork and knife like a buncha faggots, too.

WMLM is the way to go.

>> No.14868691

'go 'za is in fact my go-to 'za

>> No.14868712

>>14863706
Response

>> No.14868723

>>14863530
I usually get a calzone.

>> No.14868728

>>14865777
Trips of truth.

>> No.14868730

>>14863678
>Unironically "we live in a society"-posting
I thought it was just a meme, holy shit. Are you 16 or something?

>> No.14868734

>>14863706
This, but unironic.

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>>14863706

>> No.14868847

>>14863706
You belong on reddit

>> No.14869217

>>14863706
If this is bait then only an Australian would make this

>> No.14870528

>>14866235
>no fun allowed

>> No.14870536

>>14868730
That's not the meme. Lurk moar on reddit.

>> No.14870597

>>14863706
Include me in the screencap guys

>> No.14870621

>>14863706
HOLY FUCK GO BACK

>> No.14870641

>>14863800
All redditors can think about are NIGGERS

>> No.14870689

>>14863678
More like devolved. Fuck you leftish faggot.

>> No.14871171

>>14865799
No it's when a nigger breaks into your house and steals the frozen pizza

>> No.14871406

>>14863706

>> No.14871433

>>14870621
Spoken like a true chud

>> No.14871471

>>14863530
It's just bants for the most part

>> No.14871517
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>>14863530
A spam sandwich is not a hamburger despite being grilled ground meat between bread, by the same logic why would you call that tomato and cheese quiche a pizza?

>> No.14871593

>>14871433
Go back NIGGER

>> No.14871611

>>14863530
>Not repping the Detroit Square
At least it feels great to know NYC got their asses blown out by canned mushrooms from Windsor 'Earth's Rectum' Ontario at the international pizza expo.

>> No.14871615

>>14863702
We get it, you don't like the fact someone said 'za in passing once and now you feel the need to project your mild annoyance from someone living rent free.

>> No.14871625

>>14863706
legendary post

>> No.14871627

>>14871517
>has bread instead of a bun
>shitty sheet style scrambled eggs
>tightly compressed pork shoulder instead ground beef
The only thing close to making that a burger is the melted kraft single.

>> No.14871670

>>14863706
Take your meds.

>> No.14871672

>>14871625
Ok chud

>> No.14871678
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>>14871670

>> No.14872128

>>14871517
Why do people eat spam? Is it actually good?

>> No.14872217

>>14863706
THE BEST BAIT IVE SEEN YET

>> No.14872239

>>14863706
unironically based as fuck. Fuck the 4chan "safespace" faggots

>> No.14872315

>>14863530
me in the middle

>> No.14872318

>>14863796
he finna based 2btbh

>> No.14872872

>>14872315
You're a 'go 'za? Can I eat you?

>> No.14873020

>>14871433
>shitty chud poster trying to attach himself to my bait
Get your own material, chud

>> No.14873564

>>14869217
Australians have the best humor in the world, u wot? If anything it's some dumbass Amerifat or Europoor

>> No.14873828

>>14863796
Literally Senator Armstrong is behind this post.

>> No.14874629

>>14863702
Speaking as someone with better taste than most on this board, Little Caesar's deep dish is probably better than the vast majority of pretentious pizzeria shit out there

>> No.14874630

>>14874629

There is no such thing as "taste" you fucking retard

>> No.14874635

>>14863706
bump

>> No.14874656

>>14874630
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste
?

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>>14874656
>wikiped

>> No.14874806

The pizza style that 99% of Chicagoans (non tourists) eat is thin crust tavern style. The real Chicago style pizza which is superior to NY or Sh*talian style pizza.

>> No.14874808
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>>14863706
Fantastic b8

>> No.14874950

>>14863706
masterbaiter

>> No.14874959

>>14863796
We've existed in various degrees and states of conflict for our entire existence and it hasn't ended corruption.

>> No.14876222

>>14874661
>Implying
Taste is obviously a thing; maybe you should read a book once in awhile.

>> No.14876230

>>14863530
Because jew yorkers are literally retarded.

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>>14863706

>> No.14876721

>>14863706
yikes you ladies sure are easily trolled, how pathetic

>> No.14877354

>>14863706
Mama mia, is it possible to learn this baiting power?

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>>14863706
Based

>> No.14877374

>>14877365
oh god i want some anime ass

>> No.14878238

>>14871517
>>14872128
I would like to know as well, do any anons here actually eat this shit?

>> No.14878330

>>14863530
sicilians in my experience get down with chicago pizza, it’s real similar to sfincione

>> No.14878342

>>14877365
That's well fucking done. What progam/method was used for this?

>> No.14878379

>>14878238
>do any anons here actually eat this shit?
I have it for breakfast occasionally. After going to Hawaii I understand why it's popular there; fried Spam goes very well with steamed white rice.

The main reason that Spam exists is because it's basically a shelf-stable substitute for bacon or ham and as such is very handy if you either can't refrigerate perishable food or you need it to be edible at a more distant point in the future. If you're going camping or on a boating trip, stocking up a cabin or even just if you're a poor-ass student with a hotplate no room in the minifridge, it makes sense.

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>>14863706
goddamn, i haven't seen one this well done in years.

trolling is a art

>> No.14878667

>>14878379
Does it taste good? Would you eat it over anything else?

>> No.14878692

>>14878667
>Does it taste good?
It tastes like slightly greasy pork and salt. It's a lot like salt pork without the texture.

>Would you eat it over anything else?
I don't prefer it over bacon or breakfast sausage but I eat it when I'm in the mood, mostly when I think about Hawaii.

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>>14865390
>all that cheese

>> No.14879282

>>14878851
>glasses
wtf?

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>>14863706

>> No.14879324

>>14863530
it just looks bad imo

>> No.14879850

>>14878692
Thanks for the reply, I gotta say it sounds pretty gross but seems like a pleasant memory.

>> No.14879963

>>14863530
why do people from new york say deadass so much

>> No.14880001

>>14877374
Stand up above your monitor and you will.

>> No.14880067

>>14863706
didn't even mention black people you fucking groid

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>>14871433
>chud

>> No.14880093

>>14879850
When fried it's actually pretty good as a breakfast meat, especially with rice. It also tastes better when you haven't been able to get your hands on real bacon or ham or fresh sausage for days or weeks.

>> No.14880631

>>14863702
for me, its dominoes with sausage ham bacon and pepperoni
with lava keks

>> No.14880638

anyone who dislikes pineapple on pizza is a npc redditor faggot

>> No.14880645

Mostly because Italians are autistic about pizza, (and every other Italian-style food) and since the autism is hereditary people of Italian descent are also autistic about it.

Will we ever be rid of the pasta menace? Day of the Pot, when?

>> No.14880648

>>14871433
Jesus christ is nothing sacred to you bunkerchan faggots?

>> No.14880655

>>14864628
Is it just pizza cooked in a sheetpan?

>> No.14880662

>>14880655
sort of, its also got deep crust and the cheese bakes on the edges

>> No.14880717

>>14865091
>good, old fashioned, normal American pizza.
Anon...

>> No.14880719

>>14880717
>le italians invented le pizza
>le therefore le italians perfected le pizza
imagine being this reddit.
america perfects all food it touches. that's why america is so fat.

>> No.14880786

My problem is genuinely just the name. Name and words are important, they define things and allow us to talk.
This is why I hate when people misuse names. It was exactly the same with Ramsey's carbonara. It's not a carbonara, it's a different dish. It's a perfectly fine dish, just give it your own name instead of using the name of something else for no good reason.

>> No.14881138

>>14863706
Dial8, nigger cultist

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>>14880717
American pizza and Italian pizza are two different things, anon.
>>14880719
I wouldn't go as far to say Americans perfected pizza, but American pizza is way more popular around the world than Italian pizza.

>> No.14881182

>>14863706
Absolutely based.

>> No.14882402

>>14880719
>americans
Americans perfected nothing, every important food cuisine or invention has come from other countries. It's hilarious that y'all try to take credit for shit you didn't have a thing to do with.

>> No.14882553

>over twenty replies to shit bait
Guess I know /ck/ is more weak-minded and impressionable than /pol/ now.

>> No.14882555

>>14865449
/ck/ is full of retards from /pol/ and /tv/

>> No.14883373

>>14863706
(You)

>> No.14883388

>>14882553
Or maybe you're just shit at baiting

>> No.14883580

>>14864732
Proof?

>> No.14883592

>>14864739
Maybe if you are a jew. The correct model is a mixture of socialism and capitalism, like Hitler did it.

>> No.14884485

>>14883580
The burden of proof is on you, or is that too much of a load to bear?

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>>14863706
Good trolling still exists.

>> No.14884518

I don't have any bias but I like Chicago pizza less because the cheese doesn't brown

>> No.14884561

>>14863706
based?

>> No.14884576

>>14884509
ITS NOT GOOD TROLLING< THESE FAGGOTS ARE JUST STUPID NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.14884579

>>14863706
put me in the screencap

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>>14884579

>> No.14885455

>>14884576
cringe, how mad can you get that you're not good at baiting?

>> No.14885466

>>14863530

Neapolitan, NY, and deep dish style pizzas are different enough that they are different meals. Imagine expecting a NY style pizza and then getting served a Chicago deep dish? I mean I'll probably still eat a slice but I still be disappointed because it isn't what I wanted.

I wouldn't say one style is better than the other, but you are either a genuine idiot or are intentionally being stupid if you do not acknowledge the differences.

>> No.14885992

>>14885466
>different meals
Tomato paste, bread, cheese. Wow, so different.

>> No.14887321

>>14863759
the irony

>> No.14887338
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>>14863530
>>14863678

That reminds me...

>> No.14887600
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14887600

>>14878238
>I would like to know as well, do any anons here actually eat this shit?

Yes, it's delicious after it's been panfried

>> No.14887619

>>14885992
Low iq

>> No.14887631

>>14863530
Chicago is a casserole though. I like it and it's what I make most the time, but it is a casserole.

>> No.14887780

>>14863706
it should be a crime to be this stupid and celebrate it

>> No.14888899

>>14865449
Welcome to nu-4chan.

>> No.14889091

>>14888899
? Been here since 2011, quality is the same as then

>> No.14890048

>>14881177
>American pizza
It's not truly American pizza if it doesn't use American cheese.

>> No.14890292
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>>14863706
Hahaha!
>>14863678
Get PWND faggot

>> No.14890402

>>14863530
Because non-Italians/NYers/shitcargos continue to delude themselves that their meme method of changing something extremely trivial about the pizza constitutes an actually transformed dish which warrants its own category

"I baked this pizza in a used diarrhea bedpan so it's special" -- detroiters

>> No.14890405

>>14863706
GO BACK

>> No.14890420

>>14887338
and Japan won a world cheese contest, nobody cares

>> No.14890422

>>14889091
Ah so you're a cancerous chud

>> No.14890440

>>14887321
based athiest retard

>> No.14890445

>>14871517
burgers have to be ground

spam isn't ground, it's literally liquefied, which is why it feels like an almost solid block

>> No.14891158

uh oh...

so, I'm preparing pizza dough and ran out of flour. I barely used a cup of flour as it was all we have left. Then I poured in a little pancake mix and oatmeal to make up the difference.

I don't know how well this is going to turn out!

>> No.14891190

>>14863706
based as fuck

>> No.14891193

>>14879963
because they wish they were dead but they are also all gay so they cant stop thinking about ass

>> No.14891201

>>14881177
why does italian pizza have a river of sauce dividing the cheese and the crust

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>>14863706

>> No.14891395

>>14863706
based

>> No.14891400

>>14863530
based image
>>14863678
true
>>14863702
this reads like what a Jamaican accent sounds like
>>14863706
based retard

>> No.14891686
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>>14863706
I think this is a legit post

Queen mama mia has spoken

>> No.14891695

>>14891201
maybe he drizzles it in swirls

>> No.14891780

>>14863706
Kill yourself

>> No.14891800

Redpill me on using sugar/honey on pizza dough

>> No.14892267

>>14863709
Actually Chicago style is too much work to make, especially for amateur pizza makers

>> No.14892289

>>14863706
actually good bait

>> No.14892408

>>14881177
American has more salt and more sugar therefore more flavour. Simple.

>> No.14892440

>>14892289
Cunt.

>> No.14892460

>>14878342
sure is newfag round here

>> No.14892494

>>14892440
*Cont.

>> No.14892631

>>14863530
because literally all that italy has is food, so they get extremely autistic about it if it isn't done their special way. just look at carbonara

>> No.14893558

>>14891800
you put honey or sugar on the dough, and it makes it sweet

>> No.14893625

>>14863530
chicago style pizza is cringe af. its the equivalent of le epic bacon stuffed macaroni and cheese hamburger inside another hamburger soi facebook-tier epic meal time shit that fat neckbeards and soicucks who are "into cooking" think is the pinnacle of cuisine

>> No.14893639

>>14863530
Most yankee fans are from New Jersey though

>> No.14893791

>>14893639
Why? What are most New Yorkians fans of then?

>> No.14893825
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>>14863706
What's the deal with black people?

>> No.14894109

>>14863706
this is your mind on constant sjw cuck porn

>> No.14895565
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14895565

>>14863530
>>14863694

I found a good pizza place called 2 or 3 Pizza and Wings down in Mimico...I don't know if they are Italian but they are European and taste great. One day I decide to try the pineapple pizza, and not only was it not as good as the pepperoni or cheese ones, the man behind the counter gave me a disappointed look when I ordered it.

>> No.14895587

>>14893791
Most new yorkers don't give a shit. But locals who follow this shit are statistically more likely to be mets fans. That's how you can spot a UC, they glow in the dark. Yankee hat and dad jeans and oakleys.

>> No.14895681

Chicago may not be better at pizza, but it definitely is better at hot dogs. Just plain hot dogs with mustard are boring as hell. And coney islands aren'y even from coney island but from detroit. What a gyp.

>> No.14895684

>>14895681
Oh I forgot the version with sauerkraut isn't much of an improvement either. It just sucks.

>> No.14895687

>>14863706
Absolutely based

>> No.14895706

legendary thread
screencapped for posterity

>> No.14895714

>>14863706
Is this guy for real?

>> No.14895720

>>14863714
>the will to power
>i saw edgy nietzsche memes on the internet so now i can fix society
i mean just fuck off

>> No.14896295

>>14863706

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>>14863706

>> No.14896400

>>14863706
sneed

>> No.14896826

>>14895720
based

>> No.14896982

>>14863530
That chad is happy, not because he feels some sense of vapid "superiority" for eating a specific type of pizza, or because other people's suffering makes him smile, but because he knows the simple joys of just eating whatever he feels like, regardless of other people's opinions. I wish I was like that.

>> No.14897000

>>14863706
This post made me think you're a redditor newfag shill.

This is their unfunny meme.

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>>14863530
imagine a board that is so dead a thread that was literally made 6 days ago still gets on the front page...

>> No.14897037
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>>14863706
Rare retards like this one are the reason to come here.

>> No.14897043

>>14863706
I came ITT to see why this random thread has so many posts. Found out soon enough.

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>>14890420
Japanese people actually love their cheese, though it's usually sweet stuff like cream cheese. They also have a lot of savoury fried cheddar cheese snacks.

>> No.14897070

>>14891158
There's the kind of cook who measure out everything first before they start and there is the kind of cook who has stuffings cooking on the stove top while they are out back trying to gun down a wild goose or turkey or duck.

>> No.14897262

>>14897037
nice hat

>> No.14897498

>>14879963
Dead as fuck, lol

>> No.14898191

>>14863706
Literally the most successful bait I've seen on this site after browsing for nearly ten years

>> No.14899436

>>14863530
Because it's a dish even a caveman can make so people need to feel better about themselves that they can prepare a dough with cheese in some other way that you will eat anyway because it's just pure carbs and sauce.

Everything to hide the fact that they don't make anything unusual

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>>14863706

>> No.14899656
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>>14863706
holy moly

>> No.14899692

i wann a sloppa

>> No.14899726

>>14863706
Based and equalitypilled

>> No.14899747

>>14863530
What kind of a fucking subhuman actually enjoys chicago pizza

>> No.14899837

>>14897043
Same, to have thought it could be actual discussion or rather on topic shitflinging, what a fool I am

>> No.14900093

>>14899692
>sloppa
what is sloppa?

>> No.14900429

>>14891193
yo come to new york and try sayin that gay shit to anyone and get your ass beat retard

>> No.14900431

>>14865667
Assuming you actually wrote that along with your use of the word "yikes" make me believe that wasn't bait at all. That's how you've been told to feel and you need to go back.

>> No.14900443

>>14900431
Yup, I did write that, and I think you're the one that needs to go back.
>how you've been told to feel
Kek, what a pseudo-intellectual. Reddit is more your style for sure.

>> No.14900673

>>14863706
Twitter has melted your brain, kill yourself

>> No.14900684

>>14863706
Excellant bait

>> No.14900687
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PIZZA WITH NO CRUST

CHEESE CRUST WITH NO PIZZA

>> No.14900711

>>14863706
Sometimes I feel a little embarassed for having used 4chan for all these years, and then I remember what people who use twitter are like, jesus christ, 4chan is unfunny but this takes the cake, imagine being this fucking retarded, your brain melted from so much twitter garbage spongebob poopie youtube meme shit Literally Nobody Not A Single Soul WoaOAOOoahAOHAOAaOAHposting holy SHIT MY LITTLE NEWFAG THIS SHIT IS SO RETARDED

>> No.14900717

>>14863530

Stick to hotdogs, Frankfurters are the best Chicago food. Your pizza sucks.

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>>14887338
>finnish “”””””””””””food””””””””””””””

>> No.14900766

>>14863706
>twitterfags have the audacity to think they're better than 4channers

>> No.14901082

>>14863706
>guaranteed replies
Well done, you sick fuck.

>> No.14901120

>>14864628
Detroit styled pizza is the only reason why I would want to visit Detroit

>> No.14901447

>>14901082
>you sick fuck
kek

>> No.14902068

>>14899436
Pizza is one of the hardest dishes to get correct, what are you on about?

>> No.14902596

Pizza is delicious. If you don't like it, one way or another, that's okay too. Only tastelets give a shit about these things.

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>>14864628
Mein nigger

>> No.14903083

>>14863530
It's not pizza
It's fucking good but it's not pizza
Nothing to really argue or be mad but as a simple fact, it's just not a pizza

>> No.14903088

>>14887338
>onions on pizza
>first place

>> No.14903324

>>14903088
Europeans, despite the shit they talk, have 0 taste

>> No.14903340

>>14863706
Worst /ck/ post of all time and thanks saying something.

>> No.14903370

>>14864628
You're wrong, but I still have to recognize the majesty of Detroit style pizza.

>> No.14903448

>>14863706
Im not gonna lie i expected multiple people to tell you that you were a retard in the replies but this is impressive.

>> No.14904444

>>14868723
Based. No zone like a calzone.

>> No.14904837

>>14898191
Same, and it wasn't even subtle, /ck/ is really full of retards

>> No.14905414

>>14863706

>> No.14905501

Detroit style is best.
Motown represent

>> No.14905787

>>14863706
You're the one who brought up niggers

>> No.14906816

>>14905501
>Detroit style is best
Chicago is far superior and it's not even close

>> No.14906961

>>14863706
legendary bait

>> No.14907076

>>14863706
literally decades ahead of us

>> No.14907827

>>14902596
>Pizza is delicious
No it's not. I'm so goddamn sick of it

>> No.14908583

>>14907827
Do you eat it every day or what? Why?