Why Does This Exist

[Anonymous No.14834643]

and why is it $2.00
there is $0.25 of animal here. the rest is salt. i hate this so much

[Anonymous No.14834651]

lunch for people with jobs that actually help society unlike yours

[Anonymous No.14834657]

because of late stage consumerist capitalism that emphasizes perceived convenience over any sense of efficiency, civic or natural duty, individual responsibility, health, or flavor

[Anonymous No.14834658]

>>14834651
you can buy quality sliced luncheon meat for a fraction of the cost. if you're looking for something fast every grocery store places cooked burritos, chicken fingers, weird ass fried things, etc in a hot box for the same price.

[Anonymous No.14834713]

I find the slices to be less offensive than SPAM spread.

The slices are camping food, for those responsible LNT types who pack out their trash. Shelf stable, compact lightweight packaging.

[Anonymous No.14834717]

>>14834713
wait a god damned minute, there is SPAM spread?

[Anonymous No.14834731]

>>14834717
Yeah, easy spread so you can put it on bread like butter

[Anonymous No.14834732]

>>14834713
this is better than any disgusting spam spreads and it's like $0.89

[Anonymous No.14834734]

>>14834643
packaging, shipping and labor cost

[Anonymous No.14834739]

>>14834717
its like a super shitty pate

[Anonymous No.14834753]

>>14834739

[Anonymous No.14834759]

>>14834657

Shut your faggot ass up. All that word vomit could’ve been summed up with just the simple word “Jews”

[Anonymous No.14834761]

>>14834643
Then feel free not to purchase. Let that send a message to the makers of the product, who will immediately discontinue it if enough people follow your example.

Meanwhile, shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.14834812]

>>14834761
> send a message to the makers of the product, who will immediately discontinue it

uh, I don't know if you've noticed but there are literally thousands of Samoans in flyover country who will buy every spam product and sell their giant kids to get spams.

[Anonymous No.14834837]

>>14834643
its there so you can make a single sandwich and not be stuck with 9 ounces of a 12 ounce can left after opening some spam for a quick lunch

it is bullshit that it costs so much though, they should really sell them in packs of 4, 5 , or even 6 singles

[Anonymous No.14834987]

>>14834643
You'd figure this shit would be cheaper in general given the fact that its name is synonymous with junk mail.

[Anonymous No.14835000]

>>14834812
So? What's that to you? Are they offending you or spoiling your life in some way?

Or are you just mad because something you don't like is popular, or makes other people happy? That's it isn't it? How small of you.

[Anonymous No.14835110]

>>14835000
>are they spoiling your life in some way

yes. I don't pay taxes to go outside and see obese islanders with retarded children feeding them spam. Kindly reimburse me for the labor i stole and take it from the island monekys

[Anonymous No.14835200]

>>14835110
What a lifelett

[Anonymous No.14835207]

spam goes good with ostrich egg omelettes

[Anonymous No.14835520]

>>14834643
Because I only want one serving because it's delicious but garbage for you and the cost is NBD when you're financially secure.

[Anonymous No.14835867]

>>14835520
unironically this.I like spam from time to time but not enough to use an entire tin.

[Anonymous No.14835886]

>>14834732
For a tiny amount.

[Anonymous No.14835903]

>>14835207
this is my fetish now

[Anonymous No.14835926]

>>14835207
Why do I hate that stuff so much. Well I know I want to hear it from you.

[Anonymous No.14835933]

>>14834759
Spam ain't kosher

[Anonymous No.14836079]

>>14834759
Unfortunately for you reality doesn't conform to your /pol/ hugbox

[Anonymous No.14836107]

>>14835867
Sharing food with friends, family, or community is the traditional solution to this problem.
I mean, I like goat, I just can't eat a whole one.