/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14832835]

I am desperately lonely
Food for lonely people thread

[Anonymous No.14832847]

>>14832835
The zinc is a testosterone booster and will make you feel better. Go to an oyster bar, order a dozen, lightly steamed if you like, and down them with Tobasco and horseradish

[Anonymous No.14832850]

>>14832835
Do you exercise anon? I get lonely sometimes but I find exercising makes me much happier and I require less social attention to feel good.

[Anonymous No.14832862]

>Wash and dice potatoes
>Boil in salted water
>Slice cabbage thinly and place in microwave safe bowl with a slice of butter
>Cover with cling film and microwave for 5 to 6 minutes
>When potatoes are tender drain
>Add butter to the pot and let it melt then stir potatoes
>Put cabbage on plate and season with salt and pepper
>Put potatoes on top and season with lemon pepper
I love cabbage and potatoes. I had it 3 times last week. It's my go to lazy meal and my go to hungover meal.

[Anonymous No.14832873]

>>14832835
You have us OP

[Anonymous No.14832900]

>>14832835
behold, cheesey ramen with microwavable white castle sliders mixed in

[Anonymous No.14832904]

>>14832850
No, I'm quite overweight.
I live in a little room in a pensioner's house and have no space to call my own.
I lost my job and my gf just left me but even though I feel alone I have none of the benefits to go with it.
I kind of just don't feel like carrying on right now.

[Anonymous No.14832910]

>>14832873
This. Who needs human interaction when you have your frens from ceekay?

[Anonymous No.14832926]

>>14832904
In serious about the oysters man, go out and have a nice lunch or dinner and a beer and just relax. Don’t worry about eating out alone, I travel for work and eat out alone all the time who gives a shit. You’re just a man who needs a good meal

[Anonymous No.14832927]

>>14832904
Have you applied for welfare? I've been in similar states of mind after having some shit luck and making some bad decisions. My best advice is to get some exercise in, establish a caloric deficit (it's actually fucking easy, fasting is easiest mode but it's not for everyone) and to dedicate some time to thinking about wtf you want to do.

[Anonymous No.14832943]

Working out really helps, it's that endorphin rush your body gives you for lifting heavy things.
If you just want food, addictive fast food helps me feel good at least for a bit. Home cooked stuff is pretty good too, but it's not a quick hit.

[Anonymous No.14832955]

>>14832847
fpbp
i dont like sharing oysters

[Anonymous No.14832981]

>>14832955
How do you order them and what do you get?

[Anonymous No.14832987]

[Anonymous No.14833059]

>>14832835
Being alone is the best opportunity to learn how to cook. Just go all out, king

[Anonymous No.14833098]

>>14832835
Rip up a rotisserie chicken and liberally cover it in sriracha. Put on toast also slathered in sriracha. Yum

[Anonymous No.14833360]

>>14832835
Um not lonely but i am alone. May be a problem soon. Lips n fingers numb, feet swollen and in constant pain, no appetite. Could be anything from diabetes to kidney failure, dunno. Also, i dig mudbugs.
>end blog post

[Anonymous No.14833367]

>>14832835
I just pick up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[Anonymous No.14833368]

>>14833360
Go to the hospital right now if you are having acute renal issues

[Anonymous No.14833379]

>>14832835
Brah, I'm single late 30s and I eat like a fucking God. What's with all the shit food you're making? I made myself a ribeye and fresh snapper with grilled potatoes and vegetables. Stop being a little fucking bitch about it, be a man.

[Anonymous No.14833734]

>>14833360
Why don’t you go to the doctor?

[Anonymous No.14833737]

>>14833368
>>14833734
>trusting the medical industry
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.14833763]

>>14833734
Quite honestly, because im still functional. Uncomfortable, but not in extreme pain aside from the feet thing. And, though not as sarcastic as >>14833737 is saying, i watch my ma get passed from doctor to doctor, expert to expert and constantly changing medications and routines. It is hard to trust that

[Anonymous No.14833840]

>>14832926
Not op, but I think I needed to hear this too, so thank you

[Anonymous No.14833868]

>>14832835
Beer

[Anonymous No.14834504]

>>14832835
That is some seriously repugnant-looking shit.

[Anonymous No.14834639]

>>14833737
I would be dead multiple times by now without it.

[Anonymous No.14835304]

>>14832835

The Beautiful Meatball

Lazy af and will make you several servings.

1 Package frozen meatballs. Or whatever fits into a 10x10 square pan.

1 Jar pasta sauce. (Splurge for the good shit.

1 sliced onion

4 slices provolone cheese.

Grated 'cheese' to taste. Yeah, lolcelluose but I have a thing for it.

Almost self explanatory. Fill the pan with the meatballs and toss on the onions and sauce. Bake per meatball directions. When it's done take it out of the oven and sprinkle on the grated cheese. Then slap on four provolone slices. Take that bitch and put it back in the oven with the heat switched off. Residual heat will get the provolone nice and melty.

You can even lie to yourself by calling it low carb. Like the least amount of work in the kitchen imaginable which will grant you +1 meatball casserole.

[Anonymous No.14835323]

>>14832904
A good book may help

[Anonymous No.14835502]

>>14833360
It sounds like kidney problems, go to the hospital immediately.

[Anonymous No.14835508]

>>14834639
Proof that it doesn't have your best interests at heart.

[Anonymous No.14835612]

>ywn have a lonely /ck/ meetup
feels bad
i'd make you all some hot dish

[Anonymous No.14835620]

>>14832835
Proppa sloppa, that

[Anonymous No.14835623]

>>14835612
Where are most posters centered around I wonder, we could have a potluck meet n greet

[Anonymous No.14835628]

>>14835623
Australia, judging from post quality.

[Anonymous No.14835637]

>>14835623
i get the feeling that we're mostly west coast and midwestern US, with scattered leafs, southerners, and internationals
noticed a lot of people from socal over the years

[Anonymous No.14835650]

>>14835628
maybe if instead you made a judgement based on how many people use pounds and gallons you would be wrong and fail at everything.

[Anonymous No.14835683]

>>14835650
Not even Australians are too stupid to know to camouflage their nationality. You sound like somebody who hasn't crafted a single troll post in his entire life.

[Anonymous No.14835698]

>>14832926
>one oyster costs 3.5 EUR at my local oyster bar
fuck this gay ass city

[Anonymous No.14835732]

>>14835698
BREH!

How the shit did that happen? Even in meine happy Flyover Hamlet of Cincinnati oysters ain't that bourgeois.

[Anonymous No.14835734]

I don't know why but I derive the most enjoyment out of sauteeing the shit out of vegetables when I'm cooking for myself.

Fajitas are for some reason the highlight of my week when I make it. I think this year I'm buying myself a wok and a burner and trying out stir-frying for real.

[Anonymous No.14835917]

>>14832926
Get the fried oysters, those are pretty good when done right. Most folk fuck them up but when done right they're spot on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bu1fkgUM7s
New Order Live In Berlin (Electronic Beats TV)

[Anonymous No.14835919]

>>14832955
Sharing is caring especially with a cute girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.14835921]

>>14833360
Never alone.

[Anonymous No.14835928]

>>14832835
Overnight oats

[Anonymous No.14835930]

If one remembers then one never forgets.

[Anonymous No.14835935]

>>14835928
A tiny bit of salt and a bit of honey fixes that up right quick.

[Anonymous No.14835946]

>>14835935
For me it's jam

[Anonymous No.14835968]

>>14835946
Tis all cool and love lost.

[Anonymous No.14835970]

>>14835946
Never forget Joy Division.

[Anonymous No.14836087]

>>14835930

[Anonymous No.14836202]

>>14835698
Fucking hell man, you in Lichtenstein?

[Anonymous No.14836244]

>>14832862
Going to try this anon, thanks