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Choose your fighter!!

>> No.14822602

first for drums

>> No.14822608

>>14822602
>drums
That’s cute, he likes to pay for more bone and cartilage

>> No.14822614

as a child i liked drums
as a manchild i like flats

>> No.14822623

>>14822608
[citation needed]
also I only get full wings (drum and flat not separated) at the supermarket so it doesn't really matter in that regard.

>> No.14822629

>>14822595
I choose proper grammar

>> No.14822633

>>14822595
Yes

>> No.14822636

>>14822595
Flats are literally the best part of the chicken that doesn't start with "L" and end with "iver".

>> No.14822637

>>14822629
Are you going to finish that sentence Mr. Grammar Nazi?

>> No.14822657

>>14822614
this

>> No.14822662

>>14822595
Flatz

>> No.14822677

>>14822595
The wing is just 5x more delicious than the drum will ever be

>> No.14822687

>>14822595
Flat

>> No.14822694

>>14822595
>get part time job in wing bar
>by myself in BOH
>every order put extra wing in to eat
>drink beer out of keg vents
I want to go back boys

>> No.14822708

>>14822595
If I ever get my hands on the dumb kike who figured out you could "double" the amount of chicken wings by not serving whole wings...

>> No.14822733

Flats taste better, drums give you "more" but its less succulent.

>> No.14822740

>>14822608
>That’s cute, he likes to pay for more bone and cartilage
>he doesnt eat the cartilage
lmao

>> No.14822742
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>>14822708
Lose weight fatty

>> No.14822744

Flat

>> No.14822751

>>14822708
I'm 28, and I never noticed that this was ever the norm. Wings at bars and restaurants seem to have been separated for a long time. I do occasionally see barbecue places, fried chicken and other specialty meat joints specify "whole wings".

>> No.14822752

they dont sell them seperated here, but i do enjoy the flats a bit more, but it's very close

>> No.14822759

Why not both.

>> No.14822784

I like both. The drums have a bit more meat on them, the flats skin gets more crispy. If I had to choose just one, flats, the crispy texture is just too good. Very easy to just pull the small bone out and munch away, hassle-free.

>> No.14822793

>>14822759
>>14822784
based, i like a good mix

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>>14822793
>I like a mix

>> No.14822863

>>14822708
I'm 30 and just had "whole wings" for the first time, I didn't even know what they looked like, I thought the wife bought frog legs

>> No.14823608
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>>14822595

>> No.14823645

i would rather eat my computer monitor. wings are offal for degenerate alcoholic idiots who don't even realize how bad of a drinking food they are.

>> No.14823669

>>14823645
>i would rather eat my computer monitor
You would not. There is no way you would eat a computer monitor over wings; it'd be an extremely painful way to die. Stop lying.

>> No.14823686

>>14822595
Flats. Twist a couple times and all the tasty meat slides right off.

>> No.14823698

>>14823645
you're a loser, we get it. now go have some sex before your incelism drives you to shoot up a school.

>> No.14823729

>>14823686
>twist
wtf are you doing, you grab one knuckle and scrape every last bit of meat off in one bite

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14823731

>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>> No.14823798

>>14823731
Boneless wings are okay, but are pretty much chicken nuggets. It feels right gnawing a bit on some bone with each bite, and the extra fatty crispy skin bits are nice. As a man with a beard, it can be annoying due to the sauce, especially if it's a ghost pepper sauce because it hits you later when you're not expecting it. A quick scrub in the bath at home and some re-application of beard oils fixes that right up, though.

>> No.14823824

Flats all the way. Grab them by the bone ends on one side, put whole wing in mouth and bite right against your fingers, then pull both bones out clean. Whole wing done in one bite with minimal mess.

>> No.14823847

>>14823645
Pickles are good with vodka

>> No.14823922
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>> No.14823936

>>14823731
Boneless are for children

>> No.14824018

>>14822595
drums!

>> No.14824034

>>14823922
So you're turning your flat into a drummy? Why not just have drummys?

>> No.14824052

>>14823922
We have come full circle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfY0lrdXar8

>> No.14824073

>>14823936
WINGS are for children. Any reasonably-sized adult needs to eat like 40 in order to get a proper amount of food.

>> No.14824093

>>14822595
Drums. Flats are good too, just different.

>> No.14824253

>>14822823
based /pol/lock

>> No.14824266

>>14824073
>40 in order to get a proper amount of food
show waistline, fatty

>> No.14824270

>>14822595
Why do they call wings "flats"?

>> No.14824283

>>14822595
Boneless. I do not care to deal with wing bones.

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>>14824270

>> No.14824329

>>14824300
>turn 1wing into 3 pieces
Huh, kinda neat kinda shady. Thanks for the informative reply anon.

>> No.14824335

flats >>> drums

>> No.14824344

>>14824073
do bars in your area not do wing night? Places by me do like 10 cent wings on monday nights. nice to crush a few beers, eat some wings, and watch some football.

>> No.14824438

>>14822595
Flats, much better skin to meat ratio. Meat has better texture and less tendons/cartilage. You can get all the meat in one bite too if you split the joint and pull one of the bones out, gives you a nice clean handle.

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>>14824344
>crush beers
>eat wings
>watch televised American hand egg
Is this you, anon?

>> No.14824491

>>14822595
Meh

>> No.14824492

>>14822595
Boneless.

>paying for bones

>> No.14824506

both

>>14824492
>paying for """wings""" when you're getting breast meat

>> No.14824526

>>14824484
50 years old is gen X and was 15 in 1985.

>> No.14824541

>>14824492
so chicken nuggets ?

>> No.14824577

>>14822708
>dumb

If that Jewish dude who stays in your head rent free was done, he wouldn't have been so successful.

>> No.14824585

>>14824492
I would like to prefer boneless "wings" but they don't have skin. The defining characteristic of wings (aside from the sauce) is that they have crisp skin, not breading/batter. Sure breaded wings are good too but they aren't really true Buffalo wings and nothing can replicate crispy chicken skin.

>> No.14824623

>>14824492
>>14824541
Say what you will about b*neless wings, but if any place ever offers
>x amount of wings-or-boneless-wings for x dollars
and you're hungry, then value-for-money, the meat chunks are superior. Those almost-cubic chicken nuggets (roughly the size of two stacked nugs) have way more meat, way more mass per piece in general, and if you don't feel like getting your hands dirty for some reason you can use a fork. (which also lets you completely submerge them in sauce in one dip)
Just don't order them when "going out for wings" with guys, or you will look like a fag, because you're just eating big saucy nuggets.
Not even fat don't >> me.

>> No.14824668

>>14824329

The tips aren't very good for eating, but good for making into stock.

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>>14822636

>> No.14825901
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>>14822595
Boneless.

>> No.14826986

>>14825901
see
>>14824585
"boneless wings" are not wings at all; they are breaded nuggets of chicken

>> No.14827637

>>14824484
you are gay

>> No.14827650

>>14824484
what, do you not like football, drinking, or hanging out with friends?

how much of a queer are you?

>> No.14827652

>>14822595
when I was a kid, drums
now, both

>> No.14827766

>>14824484
What is wrong with having some beer and wings and watching a football game

>> No.14827775

I like flats because I autistically try to eat them in one bite

>> No.14827778

>>14822823
took me a bit to get this is a racemixing joke

>> No.14827782

>>14822595
boneless wings only

>> No.14827855

>>14822759
You can have both, but what if your meal comes with an odd number of wings? Do you want the extra one to be a drum or flat?

>> No.14827861

I prefer flats. I feel like they have a higher skin to meat ratio. Bonus if they come with the tips that you can gnaw the skin off of.

>> No.14827949

>>14822595
Both are good for different reasons. Flats are the best to pull out the meat and dip into whatever sauce. Drums are better for just eating, especially the little bits at the top that are extra crunchy and great. Also, you don't have to worry nearly as much about getting a piece of feather in your mouth while eating drums.

>> No.14828022

>>14822595
Drum gang

>> No.14828034

>>14824623
>Just don't order them when "going out for wings" with guys, or you will look like a fag, because you're just eating big saucy nuggets.

These people aren't your friends. Also, you're a sensitive little pussy.

>> No.14828037

Flats for sure. Better taste, and there's something about separating the wing bones and sucking out the meat in the middle that is oddly sexual

>> No.14828041

>>14827775
Is this possible??

>> No.14828427

>>14822708
I mean, usually you order wings by the pound, so it doesn't matter?

>> No.14828432

>>14827861
>I prefer flats. I feel like they have a higher skin to meat ratio

This is correct. We need not further discuss this subject

/thread

>> No.14828608

>>14822708
It's easier to pick up

>> No.14828611

>>14828041
yes you basically pinch the joint, deepthroat it, then suck all the meat and skin off

>> No.14828759

>>14828041
See
>>14823824

>> No.14830431

>>14827778
Oh, so you're what the chocolate gorilla was representing.

>> No.14830456

>>14822595
Flat is easily the winner. Meats moister, more fat to melt into it, more skin with glaze or crackle

>> No.14830741

>>14822595
Drums. Flats are good, too.

>> No.14830745

>>14823824
>>14828611
>fellating your food
Pretty fucking gay if you ask me, but whatever.

>> No.14831043

>>14822595
I'm a flat man

>> No.14831045

>>14822595
They're supposed to be joined together. You're ruining valuable tendon.