/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14815640]

Whats the best way to drink a Jägermeister ?

[Anonymous No.14815641]

pour it down the sink and get something better. like kummerling

[Anonymous No.14815645]

>>14815640
Drop a shot glass full of it into a beer and slam it. Tastes like Dr. Pepper.

[Anonymous No.14815752]

Mix it with milk

[Anonymous No.14815756]

>>14815752
Yo what

[Anonymous No.14815782]

>>14815640
After dinner. It's an aperitif
>>14815645
This is what plebs do

[Anonymous No.14815786]

>>14815752
>>14815756
Like a white russian?

[Anonymous No.14815789]

>>14815782
>this is what plebs do
you would know

[Anonymous No.14815794]

In a shot, ice cold.

[Anonymous No.14815803]

Sip it after dinner to help with digestion if you like anise flavor.

[Anonymous No.14815805]

>>14815786
>russian
>white

[Anonymous No.14815806]

Jagerbomb. Give it to a female. Profit.

[Anonymous No.14815807]

>>14815805
I asked if it was like that other cocktail not that it was the same

[Anonymous No.14815808]

>>14815782
>It's an aperitif
>After dinner.

[Anonymous No.14815874]

>>14815640
icecold from the freezer or after a good meal

[Anonymous No.14815875]

>>14815640
>Whats the best way to drink a Jägermeister ?
with your mouth

[Anonymous No.14815876]

>>14815640
Straight from the bottle baby

[Anonymous No.14815891]

>>14815641
kuemmerling is SHIT

[Anonymous No.14815893]

>>14815752

[Anonymous No.14815894]

>>14815805
based

[Anonymous No.14815967]

>>14815874
>>14815794
I know they suggest freezing it. But drinking it cold hides its taste and aroma, so it tastes bad in the first place? You want to drink all the good stuff at room temperature.

[Anonymous No.14815975]

>>14815752

[Anonymous No.14815990]

>>14815967
melted ice cream doesn't taste bad, but it's better frozen yeah? You wanna chill it not because it's too herbal, but because it's quite sweet

[Anonymous No.14815994]

If you can't stomach it pure, mix it with Redbull or maybe Monster, if you are a mutt.
Everything else is sacrilege

[Anonymous No.14816065]

>>14815967
>so it tastes bad in the first place?
Yes. Nobody likes it. It's a meme drink.

[Anonymous No.14816124]

>>14816065
i like it, are you europeon? do you hate root beer?

[Anonymous No.14816132]

i put some in 125ml jar and sip it by the lake

[Anonymous No.14816152]

>>14816065
is it really a meme drink at this point? it was in the early 00s when all anyone could talk about was "jagerbombs" but I haven't heard someone mention it in a while now

anyway yeah others said above you don't drink it on an empty stomach, if you try to drink sweetened liquor on an empty stomach you're gonna have a bad time

[Anonymous No.14816161]

>>14816152
jagerbombs are definitely a meme but that doesn't mean they aren't still tasty

[Anonymous No.14816163]

>>14816065
fuck off, jager is great, it tastes like sylvan elf pussy

[Anonymous No.14816173]

>>14815975
>posting cuckime
>acting like other people are disgusting
Lmao

[Anonymous No.14816193]

>there are pussies itt who can't handle chugging it ice cold straight from the bottle

[Anonymous No.14816344]

>>14815752
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.14816350]

Wah Lah.

https://youtu.be/pJeFMIeIPhM

[Anonymous No.14816354]

>>14816124
I'm German.
>>14816152
Of course. It was/is your grandparents drink of choice and is only still popular in the metal scene or in rural areas but more in an ironic sense. When someone in a bar orders a few shots of it, he just wants to fuck up his friends. The fact that it's very syrupy is what made it popular. Other domestic unsweetened herbal liquers like Underberg, Kümmerling, Boonekamp are just considered disgusting by everyone, who isnt 60+yo or an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.14816371]

>>14816350

[Anonymous No.14816398]

>>14816350
Isn't this the guy who blew his head off with a shotgun on video?

[Anonymous No.14816405]

>>14816354
>what made it popular
i think it's more to do with that fact it's like a liqueur thats 40% ABV

[Anonymous No.14816425]

>>14816405
It's only 35% and there are enough other liquers that taste much better but are still around 25%.

[Anonymous No.14816442]

>>14815640
A few months ago I was at a bowling alley with my friends, one of whom had recently turned 21. We went to the bar to get a pitcher of beer and started talking to these two drunk boomers. We were at the bar for like a half hour and then the guy ended up buying us shots of jager and telling us to live every day like it was our last. Good times.

[Anonymous No.14816457]

>>14816442
>live every day like its your last
>getting drunk in a bowling alley
lol

[Anonymous No.14816521]

>>14815640
Chased with red bull is the best/only answer.

[Anonymous No.14817063]

>>14816521
imagine having such a baby palate you need to chase sugary syrup with sugary syrup

[Anonymous No.14817089]

>>14817063
>cant insult someone directly, even in an anonymous internet setting
>defaults to the passive aggressive "imagine" template
Suck my dick, worm.

[Anonymous No.14817152]

>>14815641
>coomer ling
no.

[Anonymous No.14817237]

>>14816425
i swear i used to be 40%, Goldschlager used to be 53.5% but they keep knocking it down over the years

[Anonymous No.14817243]

>>14817089
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.14817404]

>>14816163
>sylvan elf pussy
brb buying some

[Anonymous No.14817417]

>>14815786
There's no milk in a White Russian.

[Anonymous No.14817430]

>>14817417
cream is close enough

[Anonymous No.14817450]

>>14817430
in the same way a Starbucks macchiato is close enough to a real macchiato, sure.

[Anonymous No.14817480]

>>14817404
>pussy

keep eating your words, cucks

[Anonymous No.14817487]

>>14816442
That boomer was a king


I will mourn the passing of their generation, they were the last who saw a sane normal world

[Anonymous No.14817496]

>>14817480
uh ok

[Anonymous No.14817507]

>>14817496
or in other words

[Anonymous No.14817543]

The term "Pussy" is perhaps one of the most overused attempted insults by members of degenerate classes butthurt over the clear intellectual superiority of those around them. It's perhaps one of the most apparent examples of self-projection originating from members of the intellectually degenerate class, who have no other means, and dare not attack their superiors when confronted face to face, because in truth, the people who use the term "pussy" are the real pussies unironically, shouting it from afar, coping from whatever butthurt you caused them. Sorry guys!

[Anonymous No.14817571]

Just as a dog barks, the degenerate yells "pussy!" at those they despise, those who have upset them for whatever reason. Its sad, really.

[Anonymous No.14817727]

Float it on top of eggnog, it's called Jagnog and tastes like a cake shot.

[Anonymous No.14817752]

>>14816398
No, fool.

[Anonymous No.14817774]

>>14815640
mix it with bourbon and dr pepper, you will be surprised

[Anonymous No.14817781]

>>14816163
>it tastes great like pussy!!

[Anonymous No.14817853]

>>14815794
>In a shot, ice cold.

This. The trick to Jager is getting it ice cold.

[Anonymous No.14818484]

>>14815640
Throw that mofo in the freezer and drink it neat, it tastes like candy.

[Anonymous No.14818523]

>>14815752
This is actually the correct answer, tastes like christmas

[Anonymous No.14819600]

>>14815640
Coke
Fanta
Orange juice
Ginger ale.

Keep Jaeger in the freezer cuz it's always best served freezing cold, like vodka or good gin.
Icy cold Jaeger and Coke is really nice on a hot day.

[Anonymous No.14819604]

>>14816152
>>14816065
The "woohoo Jaeger bombs!!!"" Meme is purely American.
In Europe it's just mixed with Fanta no different than you would make a rum n coke.

[Anonymous No.14819636]

>>14815808
Sorry, you are so right.
Must be my inner pleb.
It's of course a digestif
>Aperitif = before dinner
>Digestif = after dinner

[Anonymous No.14819671]

I just drank it on the rocks, straight out of the freezer. Ididnt have a Jager bomb till I was 24 at the behest of my homies gf. I hated it just like I thought I would. I drank it warn once in high school and also hated that.

[Anonymous No.14819948]

>>14819671
pussy

[Anonymous No.14819966]

ROOT BEER I SWEAR I'M NOT TROLLING

t. Someone that hates rootbeer

[Anonymous No.14819969]

>>14819966
Root beer is in fact an approved method. But personally I think it takes a higher end root beer than Barq's to really come together.

[Anonymous No.14819977]

>>14819969
Is it unheard of? Years ago I was gifted a bottle of jaegar, made a thread on /b/ asking what is best way to drink it, some anon suggested root beer, decide to walk to gas station and provide a timestamp and found out it was bretty fucking good at least better than redbull

[Anonymous No.14820095]

>>14819969
>>14819977
makes me wonder what it would taste like in cream soda?

[Anonymous No.14820200]

As an ice cold shot as punishment/reward for losing a round of Looping Louie

[Anonymous No.14820310]

>>14815805
upvote

[Anonymous No.14820318]

>>14815994
Americans have Red Bull

[Anonymous No.14820326]

>>14820318
Americans have diabetes.

[Anonymous No.14820368]

>>14817089
why you always tryin to get dudes to suck your dick?

[Anonymous No.14820640]

>>14815640
Arnold Palmer

[Anonymous No.14821102]

>>14815752
some mad cunt offered me this once in the military but its like >>14818523 said tastes like christmas just mix it in a shotglass 50/50 and call it witchcraft

[Anonymous No.14821145]

>>14815640
It's great if you got a tummy ache

[Anonymous No.14821993]

>>14820368
>why you always tryin to get dudes to suck your dick?
ultimate power play to dominate all others, there is nothing sexual about

[Anonymous No.14822008]

>>14820640
George W. Bush flavored ice tea? i'll pass

[Anonymous No.14822030]

>>14821145
If you have an upset stomach after a meal, something stronger like Fernet Branca, or one of the old-timey digestives mentioned by anon >>14816354 will work better.

[Anonymous No.14822226]

1 part jaeger
1 part vodka

[Anonymous No.14822317]

>>14822226
i've done this but only when i had bottom shelf vodka that burned like hell, jager makes a good mixer

[Anonymous No.14822322]

>>14815640
with a soda streamer

[Anonymous No.14822343]

Jager Bombs :^)

[Anonymous No.14822434]

2 oz jeager
1 oz peach schnapps
2 oz cranberry juice
Mix shit up pour into pint glass over ice

[Anonymous No.14823122]

>>14822008
He's a good painter. He's like reverse Hitler.
Went into wars, fucked the economy, loves Jews, and then became a painter.

[Anonymous No.14823147]

>>14823122
the more things change, the more they stay the same

[Anonymous No.14823209]

anyone else's adblock miss this post?

[Anonymous No.14824189]

>>14815640
Layered with Barenjager. It's called a Stumble Bee

[Anonymous No.14824210]

>>14824189
i like the sound of that

[Anonymous No.14824234]

>>14815752
based

[Anonymous No.14824261]

>>14816371
SOIJAKSKI

[Anonymous No.14824279]

>jager
step aside and drink a real digestif, junior

[Anonymous No.14824319]

>>14819604
Is this a german thing? Those disgusting creatures mix fanta with cola and put pepper sauce on top of a crispy schnitzel, the heathens.

[Anonymous No.14824324]

>>14815640
Straight as a shot or dropped into a glass of red bull.

[Anonymous No.14824371]

am i the only one?

[Anonymous No.14824433]

>>14824371
You can make an awesome mixed drink called a rootbeer float with that,coke and half and half...
Redheaded roommate "fruit pie the magician"(sorry Rob,) showed me that one YEARS ago. They went down TOO easy.

[Anonymous No.14824468]

>>14824433
so the galliano is standing in for the rootbeer? sounds like its worth trying

[Anonymous No.14824480]

>>14824324
Not now chief, I'm in the zone.

[Anonymous No.14824493]

>>14824468
Yeah, they were surprisingly good. Makes me more than willing to try the Jaeger/Half'n'Half combo. Milk/Cream has a sometimes unexpectedly good effect on liqueurs

[Anonymous No.14824566]

>>14816173
>he says this on an anime website
And don't even come with your excuses, just go back to r*ddit where you belong.

[Anonymous No.14825025]

>>14819604
where are you from?

Poland here, and maybe the bomb part is not as popular here, but red bull or other similiar tasting energy drink is is still the most popular mix of choice when it comes to jaeger
how does it taste with fanta?

[Anonymous No.14825032]

>>14817774
what proportions?

[Anonymous No.14825038]

>>14815640
Just shot it. It doesn't taste any good anyway.

[Anonymous No.14825541]

>>14825038
Dr. pepper is one of the best chasers around

[Anonymous No.14825544]

>>14815640
Buttchug that way you don't have to taste it

[Anonymous No.14825551]

>>14815640
Through a hole in your neck

[Anonymous No.14825658]

>>14825551
sorry but this anon has a better option >>14825544

[Anonymous No.14827231]

>>14823147
Me. It actually made me go out and buy some, Fuuuck.

[Anonymous No.14827234]

Plug it in your ass. Makes you drunk faster.

[Anonymous No.14827235]

>>14827231
Shit. I meant to reply to >>14823209

[Anonymous No.14827534]

>>14827234
Bottom first Right ?

[Anonymous No.14828405]

I always have some around the house for a digestif after a big meal, it's literally made for that purpose. I've even gotten people that have sworn off jager because they were drinking it like a retard turned on to it as an after dinner drink. Anybody who drinks jager like that tends to make it a household staple.

[Anonymous No.14829816]

bump

[Anonymous No.14829855]

>>14822434
Red headed slut, nice drink. Sometimes i'll swap the cranberry juice for ginger beer, a blonde slut.

[Anonymous No.14830140]

>>14819969
>Barq's
uhhh...you mean Bang's?

[Anonymous No.14830165]

>>14815640

>shitload of sugar
>tastes like cough syrup

Drink it for the effects of alcohol and never buy it again.

[Anonymous No.14830205]

>>14817487
Well yeah, they're the ones that did away with sanity.

[Anonymous No.14830210]

>>14817450
That normal macchiato looks fresh. I love caramel.

[Anonymous No.14830458]

>>14830210
honestly the hipster starbucks one looks better to me

[Anonymous No.14830534]

>>14825025
Also german, but never saw someone drinking jäger with fanta. It's always mixed with coke or some energy spill. Fanta is just a very popular mixer for korn (grain spirit similar to non filtered vodka) though.

[Anonymous No.14830562]

>>14830534
>popular mixer for korn

[Anonymous No.14830594]

Mix with Redbull but I prefer fernet branca in my red bull

[Anonymous No.14830887]

>>14830562

Did H.R Giger design that mic stand, by any chance?

[Anonymous No.14831128]

I dont know what is with Jäger but it utterly upsets my stomach to a point where I have to sit on a toilet while holding a bucket because both ends are spewing stuff out

[Anonymous No.14831132]

>>14830887
>https://hrgiger.com/music/korn.htm
Yes.

[Anonymous No.14832255]

>>14815967
That is the biggest piece of shit lie I have ever heard, everything tastes better when served cold (even tea is best after adding and melting three icecubes), sure if it is a matter of survival I guess I could force down something hot or at room temperature but besides that if it isn't cold I sure as hell ain't drinking it (but it sure is a shame to add icecubes to single malts it should be a crime)

[Anonymous No.14832640]

>>14832255
a nice warm cup of coffee on a cold morning is a nice way to start the day. Water tastes best at room temperature

[Anonymous No.14832677]

>>14816065
Tastes great to me, but then I like licoricey stuff.

[Anonymous No.14832683]

>>14819969
Yeah, something like Bang's.

[Anonymous No.14832726]

>>14831132
Imagine being professionally weird

[Anonymous No.14832777]

>>14815640
straight with some ice unless it was out of the freezer.

[Anonymous No.14833032]

>>14832683
its Banp's

[Anonymous No.14833038]

>>14832777
checked, simplest answer is best answer

[Anonymous No.14833337]

>>14824480
MUSCLE MILK! HGH! PROTEIN!!!!

[Anonymous No.14834473]

>>14815640

[Anonymous No.14835874]

>>14815875
>not with your asshole
pleb detected

[Anonymous No.14835927]

>>14815640
Westerners don't know how to drink.
>don't take a shot of hard liquor (like jaager) after a meal
>drink sweet wine to get drunk like schoolgirls
>can't drink hard spirits slowly, just bang shots and fall over
>can't into aperitif because pallate is shot
>amuse-bouch is entree sized and you pay for it
There's this idea that this is a "fancy" thing when really it's structural
Europeans adopted Russian service with no understanding.

Even in the home of peasants I receive a fine meal.
Clean, organized though it might come on tranches.

[Anonymous No.14836073]

Pocket warm, just like all other booze

[Anonymous No.14836520]

Am I the only one here that likes the taste.

[Anonymous No.14836530]

>>14815640
Sprite is pretty good

[Anonymous No.14836541]

>>14818523
>>14821102
i want to try this cup of cheer

[Anonymous No.14836552]

>>14836520
Nobody said they don't like the taste.

[Anonymous No.14836825]

Wedge of lime, ice, pour over, allow the ice to melt slightly and dilute and mix with the lime, sip slowly.

[Anonymous No.14836856]

>>14815752
b r u h

[Anonymous No.14838075]

>>14835874
buttchugging is overrated

[Anonymous No.14838097]

>>14835927
do you know where you are?