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Does this have any merit?

>> No.14811196

>>14811194
If we prepared land bugs correctly would they taste more like sea bugs

>> No.14811198

>>14811194
No.

>> No.14811201

>>14811194
No.

>> No.14811205

>>14811194
Scorpions maybe but the rest is a stretch at best. They don't have much meat and are often poisonous to eat.

>> No.14811210

>>14811194
No

>> No.14811298

>>14811194
>be caveman
>step on cockroach
>its fucking disgusting and smells like shit
>surprise it taste like shit
>step on shrimp
>it smells good
>it taste even better

>> No.14811307

>>14811194

You literally cant pull raw bug meat out of rosches. You can easily pull raw meat out of scramps

>> No.14811372

parrots are more closely related to elephants than crabs are to spiders

>> No.14811406

>>14811194
tarantulas taste like crab oddly enough.

>> No.14811539
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14811539

Just bought some of these for friends og mine. On the wrapper is says "Do not consume if allergic to shellfish."

>> No.14812239

>>14811194
I mean, they're all arthropods. Terrestrial arthropods today aren't as efficient at gas exchange, so it limits the size that they can grow. They won't have much meat compared to marine arthropods where they have a more oxygen-rich environment. If you go back hundreds of millions of years ago when earth had an oxygen surplus in the atmosphere, land bugs were a lot larger.

>> No.14812260

>>14811298
>step on shrimp
Where the fuck do you think shrimp come from? Vast cave gardens where we harvest the shrimp with illegal labor?

>> No.14812268

>>14812239
Also, weight of the body is less of an issue for marine bugs.

>> No.14812270

>>14811194
Arachnids are overgrown dust mites.

>> No.14812274 [DELETED] 

>>14811194
Sea bugs taste like nothing. You need spices and butter for them to taste good. They are literally nigger food that people pretend to like because rich people eat it now.

>> No.14812284

>>14812274
you have no tastebuds

>> No.14812285

>>14812274
>t. poor flyover tastoid

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>>14812284
>>14812285
>t. bugmen who pay thousands a month to live in nasty brown cities and pretend to like nasty foods so they can talk about it online
>"oh my GAWD so many ASIAN NOODLE places to choose from!!!!"

>> No.14812304

>>14811194
>Can remove meat from Crustacean exoskeleton
>Can't remove meat from Insect/Arachnid exoskeleton
>Have to eat insects/arachnids whole
>There is no difference

Enjoy your unpleasant exoskeleton and shitty organs tainting what little meat there is. Fukkin bug eaters.

>> No.14812328

>>14811194
>durr shrimp = cockroach
>lobster = scorpion
>crab = spider
this is the most brainlet pic i have ever seen

>> No.14812386

>>14812298
Dude If you cant taste the distinct flavor of a shrimp or crab like its any different of everything else, I can only feel sorry for you

>> No.14812389

>>14812260
>Vast cave gardens where we harvest the shrimp with illegal labor
I know what I'm doing as my next Dwarf Fortress project

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>>14812386

>> No.14812407
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>>14812298
>everyone who eats anything other than tendies drowned in ketchup and pizza with ranch is only pretending to enjoy it, I swear
spoken like a true soi manchild

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>>14812298
>trump 2020!
>4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP OWNING THOSE SHELLFISH EATING LIBS

>> No.14812424
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>>14811194
Not really, no. Dogs and cows are far more closely related than lobsters and scorpions, yet we find eating dog reprehensible, for instance.

More to the point, the lowest they share is phylum. It's like saying a cow and a sea squirt (both chordata) are the same thing.

>> No.14812429

>>14811194
might be a /an/ question but from a taxonomy pov, how close are these to each other as like mammals are to one another?

>> No.14812431

>>14811372
And yet they taste the same

>> No.14812432

>>14812424
oh this answers my ( >>14812429 ) question.
thank you.

>> No.14812445

>>14812298
Rent free

>> No.14812449

>>14812298
are you fucking mentally challenged lol

>> No.14812483

>>14812420
Trump is a kike. Still voting Biden. /ptg/ isn't /pol/

>> No.14812493

>>14811194
This is like comparing salt water fish to fresh water fish.

>> No.14812500

>>14812493
>i eat both salt and fresh water fish
so you're saying i SHOULD eat the bugs?

>> No.14812504
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>>14812298
here we are at number 3

>> No.14812524

>>14812504
So everyone that posts on this board? Might as well just delete it if you don't like the posters.

>> No.14812605

>>14811194
no because bugs don't have meat

>> No.14812633

>>14811194
no, it's goddamn stupid

>> No.14812674

>>14812524
You're def a 19

>> No.14812691

>>14811539
>"Do not consume if allergic to shellfish."
It's probably referring to all that colored stuff around the critter.

>> No.14812700

>>14811194
Kinda. They're considered dirty by jooz, adventists and ayyrabs for a reason.
I love them though (the food).

t. comfy islander

>> No.14812710

>>14812674
and you're a bug eater

>> No.14812754

>>14812483
>>>14812420
>Trump is a kike. Still voting Biden. /ptg/ isn't /pol/

More like this is 4chan and not red dit. Why do red dit faggots act like /pol/ is different from the rest of 4chan? Its not like theDon or whatever sub red dit they had before everyone left then platform when that commie lau took over.

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Since jannies deleted my post. Seafood is nigger food that only niggers eat and soyboy faggots pretend to like. Try to ban me again, losers who do it for free.

>> No.14812784

>>14812754
/pol/ is reddit, it hasn't been 4chan for years.

>> No.14812812

>>14812700
>They're considered dirty by jooz, adventists and ayyrabs for a reason.
yet another thing our resident /pol/ rednecks have in common with muslims

>> No.14812852

>>14812812
We'll I was talking about the seafood.
I would never willingly eat bugs outside life-risking situations.

>> No.14812858

>>14811194
Left is halal, right is not.

>> No.14812862

>>14812783
Absolutely based

>> No.14812865

>>14812852
well, *

>> No.14812899

>>14812784
when the level of insanity in clown world where people believe black is white, good is bad, 2+2=4 and antifa are not racist terrorists

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>>14812783
>Seafood is nigger food
Shut up, gaijin.

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Crustaceans have thick succulent meat, insects and arachnids don't have meat, they're full of liquid insides, not muscle tissue.

>> No.14813050

>>14812783
lmao. Based. Seafood sucks.

>> No.14813056

>>14812899
Have sex

>> No.14813093

>>14813056
oh a sexist NPC buzzphrase from a faggot. How colorful. Do you enjoy wearing diapers from taking all those dicks in your ass?

>> No.14813559

>>14812431
I mean I've eaten crickets and scorpion before and I didn't find that to be the case, they were earthy and woodsy

it's probably a case of tastelets thinking things that looks similar taste similar like saying gator tastes like chicken, no it doesn't it

>> No.14813575

>>14813093
>calls someone out for bigotry before immediately going into bigotry
the mind of a modern schizo

>> No.14813596

>>14812754
/pol/ is nothing but stormfront faggots and you're not welcome here. can't wait to watch you guys seethe in november

>> No.14813607

>>14813596
You're just as bad as he is.
>inb4 bothsideism, apoliticalfag, etc
I just want to talk about fucking food.

>> No.14813672

>>14813596
You're joking, right?
The Dems colluded with the GOP by purposefully putting a demented, senile inept as a candidate, just as the mormon-man and tumor-on-the-head-man back against obama.
Since Bill Clinton you only had two-terms presidents from alternating parties. Your system is rigged and no better than a totalitarian state, keep deluding yourselves with a supposed "freedom".

>> No.14813733
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>>14812420
Shut the fuck up you gene denying faggot, you're the only one not welcome here.

Pic related. The thing that outs you is the fact that you use that faggot "own the libs". Only leftshitters use that phrase, because they think their religion is so morally and objectively superior that the mere act of going against them is enough for them to mock dissenters.

You can't wait for them to seethe? I can't wait to watch you get tortured the way Stalin used to do it to his fellow comrades.

>> No.14813748

>>14813607
He can't help it, he is genetically prone to that behavior.

I disagree with that statement of them being just as bad. It is very likely just the same faggot falseflagging. These people are demented to do that. I think what makes it obvious is how "antiracist" his "racism" is, it sounds like it comes from a guy who denies genetics trying to pretend to be a racists.

>> No.14813800

>>14812504
Where's the non-sippers

>> No.14813819

Scorpions taste horrible, lobsters don't.

>> No.14813827

>>14811205
what? which ones are poisonous? you can eat nearly any land bug without being poisoned

>> No.14813989

>>14811196
No, sadly.
It's the salty saltwater of the ocean that makes most shellfish so tasty and meaty.
Try crawfish sometime if you want to see what water bugs taste like when they aren't living in saltwater. Spoilers: gamey, little meat, and not salty at all.
Even if we could science-fuck giant coconut-crab-size land bugs into existence that were big enough to eat in decent portions without the exoskeleton getting ground up in it, the insides just aren't the same. When you break open a big land bug's limbs, it's just fucking goop and some tendons. The exoskeleton is pretty much the only solid thing holding everything together, there's nothing even in there to cook. That's why most edible land insects today are either cooked/eaten whole or ground into a revolting calcium powder.

I'll eat the bugs Shekelberg, but only if they're the kind that live in the ocean and are comprised of at least 50% solid meat.

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>>14813050
>>14812862
Seafood is for niggers. Only soy fags pretend to like it. And most of all

FUCK JANNIES

>> No.14814080

>>14814065
post a picture of yourself, i'm 99% sure you're some weak ass pale balding faggot

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>>14814080

>> No.14814133

>>14814065
see >>14812902

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>>14814108
post dick pls

>> No.14814170

>>14814108
post a recent photo, fatty.

>> No.14814178

>>14814108
ah yes, subhuman with subhuman tastes, i'm hardly surprised

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>>14814108
>la goblina de las americas

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>>14814065
Nice. When I inquire on american pathological obsession with colored baboons (travisburger) I get banned for 3 days, now you my darling...

>> No.14814327

>>14812691
>the critter
awww

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>>14814327
What? It's that something natural anglophones don't say?

>> No.14814384

>>14814344
is*

>> No.14814432

>>14813989
>When you break open a big land bug's limbs, it's just fucking goop and some tendons.
I was under the impression that uncooked crabs and lobsters are also filled with goop and tendons, and cooking it solidifies it.

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>>14814432
>>14813989
>When you break open a big land bug's limbs, it's just fucking goop and some tendons.

>> No.14814695

Which fucking bicameral caveman made this chart?