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Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:33:54 2020 No.14810469 [Reply] [Original]

Hot, behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:38:05 2020 No.14810476 we just say back

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:44:17 2020 No.14810498 File: 36 KB, 413x332, F026C7E7-856A-4DA0-82D6-57FCF8B3AA4B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU BURN YOU LEARN

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:45:10 2020 No.14810501 Hot stuff coming through!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:47:45 2020 No.14810510 I NEED A RUNNER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:48:09 2020 No.14810511 Corner!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:54:36 2020 No.14810527 >>14810469 Why would anyone want to be a line cook. It seems so stressful for such crap pay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:56:09 2020 No.14810534 >>14810527 Lol speak for yourself. If you have chops you best believe you get good pay. Also, the thrill.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:02:34 2020 No.14810560
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>>14810527
its an incredibly stressful job for very shitty pay
>why would anyone do it
Because kitchens will hire anyone. ANYONE. Arrest record? Hired. Drugs? Hired. No one cares, just don't touch the houses cash or the GM's blow.

Then, there is the small but not insignifigant chance of making it good. You mind find a good chef who mentors your or looks after you. It's not unusual for crews to outright follow chefs around, or at least one or two people they know are competent. You can also claw your way up the ranks if you aren't incompetent - turnover is high at every level, and if you can't get opportunity where you at you probably can somewhere else once you've made your bones.

Finally, it can be a huge rush. During your shift you're basically wired, and when you pull through a service you can be proud of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:03:58 2020 No.14810566 >>14810534 >Making $15/hr >Good pay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:04:38 2020 No.14810568 >>14810469 >being this polite MOVE

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:04:55 2020 No.14810572
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why are BoHfags so lazy and stupid?

imagine being so unaware of your surroundings that you have to go around austistically screeching "behind" or "sharp" just so you dont kill yourself in the kitchen when a normal person just looks around

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:05:16 2020 No.14810574 >>14810566 Lol that’s entry level

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:06:16 2020 No.14810576 >>14810527 99% of cooks do it because they are high school drop out druggies who have no real skills or worth so they do jobs that should have been automated already

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:06:30 2020 No.14810577 lmao nice bait stupid frog poster, no (you) for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:07:19 2020 No.14810581 >>14810572 >thinking it’s for yourself It’s so that people don’t suddenly turn around on you and stab themselves with your knife or spill hot stock all over you, or vise versa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:07:26 2020 No.14810583 >>14810574 weird, entry level programming payed 80k a year on the low end and half the time i was in that roll i just shit posted on 4chan from my company laptop

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:07:46 2020 No.14810584

>>14810527
It's simultaneously the best and worst job to work. Horrible hours, routiniely have to work off days, hard work, terrible pay for the work you put in, dealing with the retards who work front of house, the inevitable burn/cut scars all over your hands and arms. But you will typically work with some of the most interesting, down to earth people you'll ever meet. I've worked with felons, ex-musicians, ex pro skateboarders, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, travellers, just people with a fuck ton of stories and they usually some good hookups for weed, coke, speed, anything really. And the sense of comradery you have with each other as you get through and finish a busy shift is amazing. It's a huge fucking rush, no other way to describe it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:08:02 2020 No.14810585 >>14810566 That is good if for a first job or if you're just out of prison or whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:08:28 2020 No.14810587 >>14810581 >BoHfags are not stupid and hurt themselves, they just do that because they are stupid and will hurt themselves if they dont wew lad, you sure proved me wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:09:09 2020 No.14810592 >>14810574 Entry level at my job had me making $95k/year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:12:28 2020 No.14810602 SERVICE PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:20:58 2020 No.14810638 >Go to culinary school >Half of the people are incredibly chill potheads, just want to make good food >Other half have sticks so far up their ass they can't bend over. Want to be Gordan Ramsay. Why does food bring out the retard in some people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:22:55 2020 No.14810644 >>14810592 Sure it did

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:25:12 2020 No.14810655 >>14810644 It really did. It's one of the joys of working in a unionized trade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:26:10 2020 No.14810659 >>14810638 Blame reality TV.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:34:35 2020 No.14810693 >>14810574 15 dollars an hour was good entry level pay maybe in 1967

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:49:11 2020 No.14810739 >>14810584 ^^^ sounds better than this faggot>>14810583 desu I'd rather have an interesting life than a comfortable one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:50:29 2020 No.14810743 >>14810739 Feel free to become homeless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:51:20 2020 No.14810745 >>14810743 Retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:52:47 2020 No.14810750 >>14810745 What could be more interesting than never knowing where you'll be sleeping or when you'll have your next meal? I can think of nothing less comfortable either.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:57:27 2020 No.14810768

>>14810739
>interesting life

ya struggling to pay your bills while you live in a poverty apartment doing literal slave labor for slave wages is probably a ton more interesting than having the money to do whatever you want in a stress free job that leaves you with huge amount of free time to do whatever you want

cope harder poorfag, make sure you make my fucking eggs the right way or im sending it back and complaining to your manager until you get fired

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:08:51 2020 No.14810804 >>14810583 based I'm making 45k/yr to shitpost and send the occasional email. single 26yo with no debt and all the leisure time in the world. feels good man

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:14:49 2020 No.14810830 Corner

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:33:22 2020 No.14810889 Hot behind. Hot. HOT. MOVE YOU FUCKWIT

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:33:27 2020 No.14810891

>>14810739
>>14810584
>felons, ex-musicians, ex pro skateboarders, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, travellers, just people with a fuck ton of stories
>ex-pro skateboarders
So, people who lie about themselves to sound better
>felons
Gee sure sounds interesting. Real hard to become a felon.
>ex-musicians
So a guy who used to play sublime at parties and got paid $20 for a gig once

I've worked in Foh Boh and management. Everyone is always 'just in between bigger things'. 80% of the people who aren't take pride in their 15 year long service careers of never making it past just-above-entry level. They reveal themselves to have been former druggies/hippies who had a kid too early & never matured beyond 19.

10% of people are actually pretty good. 3/4 of those don't speak english.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:35:31 2020 No.14810895 >>14810768 >make sure you make my fucking eggs the right way or im sending it back and complaining to your manager until you get fired Guy above here. The manager dosn't care about you, we can read people who are assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:36:11 2020 No.14810900 >>14810891 How many waitresses have you fucked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:36:16 2020 No.14810901 >>14810469 You dirty flirt ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:36:21 2020 No.14810902 >>14810895 and yet when i send my eggs back you will cook it again like a good little cuck while i leave a hit review on your site cope harder faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:39:44 2020 No.14810917 >>14810510 Sorry my 3 top just asked for lemon in their waters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:40:27 2020 No.14810920 >>14810902 Ok Chang Your insecurity is showing, as usual

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:42:01 2020 No.14810930 >>14810889 Get that, and your shit attitude the fuck out of my station, or I'll paste you to the fucking wall with hot caramel. Dish pit's the other way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:56:06 2020 No.14810978 >>14810920 >he said while desperately trying to damage control a shit slave labor job C O P E

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 11:58:22 2020 No.14810989 >>14810534 mate michelin star restaurants have been caught paying people under the minimumm wage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:04:37 2020 No.14811011 >>14810469 why thank you, I have been working on my glutes...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:08:19 2020 No.14811018 >>14810511 >not having mirrors that cover your blind spots lmao kitchenlets I swear

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:13:06 2020 No.14811039

why or how do people end up in the food service industry? at what point did it seem like a good idea? what did one hope to gain from it? what was the appeal? i truly don't understand. it's immediately obvious that it's a low class job. even at fancier restaurants, there's no prestige in playing any role other than manager or head chef. "i'm head waiter at this michelin whatever place" impressed no one ever. what's the reward? a rewarding day of serving people food? most commonly assholes or otherwise forgettable people, who will soon forget about the meal?
explain this to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:15:19 2020 No.14811047 >>14811039 >inb4 muh rush

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:17:32 2020 No.14811059 File: 16 KB, 570x570, il_570xN.2293413043_sbtu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14810469 >Large rounds to the line >what the fuck is taking so long, anon >we need plates

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:08:16 2020 No.14811260 >>14810572 BASED

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:09:42 2020 No.14811265

>>14811039
If you’re a good server at a fancy restaurant you make bank, a thousand bucks or more in tips every week alone. Those jobs are highly sought after and usually you need someone to put in a good word just to get an interview.

But yes, ferrying plates or working the line at Applebee’s sucks and it should motivate you to move upward.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:13:46 2020 No.14811278

>>14811039
I once met a guy who had worked as a private chef for some rich cunts in switzerland, made several thousand euros a week while having zero expenses because he lived with them in some fancy servants quarters.
Guess it pays well if you're smart about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:16:25 2020 No.14811292 Would you wagie slavie for me if I gave you free board and room, utilities, and trash? I would pay you minimum, maybe even nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:17:55 2020 No.14811302 >>14811278 My previous chef worked for a billionaire in DC, lived on their property in a guest house, used their cars and was paid $150,000/yr to cook dinner each night

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:18:52 2020 No.14811305 >>14811302 Oh, and he also let him sleep with his wife and daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:22:29 2020 No.14811324 >>14811305 Untrue but he basically became a glorified nanny, watching the kids and shit. The billionaires wife had brain cancer and would eat two cups of cooked down kale every day so we never used kale

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:45:20 2020 No.14811422 >>14810469 CORNER

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:58:15 2020 No.14811467 The projection in this thread is palpable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:00:06 2020 No.14811474 File: 33 KB, 206x305, v1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14810469 is this movie fairly accurate of what working in the restaurant industry is like?

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:03:53 2020 No.14811492

>>14811474
>manager is a sleazy dope
>chefs are dicks
>customers are stupid and rude
>waitresses are whores
>everybody smokes a lot
Surprisingly accurate, staff usually won’t fuck with your food no matter how big of a prick the customer is (they might intentionally cook your food badly but they won’t hock loogies on it)

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:04:47 2020 No.14811495

>>14811492
>staff usually won’t fuck with your food no matter how big of a prick the customer is (they might intentionally cook your food badly but they won’t hock loogies on it)
I figured this was just added drama, some of the stuff that goes on behind the scenes kinda surprised me desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:09:05 2020 No.14811521 >>14811474 Is this worth a watch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:10:04 2020 No.14811529 >>14811521 yes, it was pretty funny and had that wholesome early 2000's feel

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:10:43 2020 No.14811533

>>14811495
It’s a common trope in movies about restaurants but you have to be a special brand of petty asshole to spit in someone’s food. You get nothing out of it other than momentary revenge, it’s considered a felony in most places, and if word gets out it will completely tank the restaurant. Now, charring the fuck out of a steak for someone who insulted a server? Completely above the belt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:38:18 2020 No.14811662 >>14810900 One. Learned that lesson then turned the rest down. >>14810902 You wouldn't be able to get a table. I work at Dorsia. Btw, we don't serve eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:42:22 2020 No.14811687 >>14810583 >>14810891 Why are you guys being such fags about this? Did you wife cheat on you with a line cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:43:33 2020 No.14811691 File: 32 KB, 651x799, chef pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14810469 SHARRRRRRP SHARP SHARP SHARP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:44:55 2020 No.14811701 >>14811533 >overcook the shit out of my steak >I send it back >you're forced to make me another piece of steak because you tried being a petty bitch What was your plan here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:45:54 2020 No.14811706 >>14810804 >single 26yo with no debt and all the leisure time in the world Better have a plan for the future, son. You don't want to get too comfortable

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:48:42 2020 No.14811713 >>14811706 Wish someone gave me that advice a long time ago.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:50:12 2020 No.14811714

>>14810572
You're not focusing on your surroundings your focused on keeping that 5 gallons of sauce from scorching or getting perfect even chops a quarter inch from your finger not everyone is gonna have perfect spacial awareness all the time and know where everyone else is running around with sharp/500 degree objects

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:52:32 2020 No.14811722 >>14811701 I’ll press the same steak into the grill, turn it into a shoe, and send it back. You will foam at the mouth because you are now angry AND hungry, and the manager will ask you to leave. Go ahead, leave your 1 star yelp review.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:56:26 2020 No.14811735 >>14811713 It's never too late to begin now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:09:55 2020 No.14811804 >>14811324 That’s sad, good that he was there to help them though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:13:47 2020 No.14811824 >>14810572 retard frog

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:15:24 2020 No.14811835 File: 177 KB, 1054x526, apu screams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING SERVICE REEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:18:18 2020 No.14811861 >>14811835 They pee in your beer, froggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:20:39 2020 No.14811874 >>14811861 he cant order beer, he's underage

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:44:28 2020 No.14811992 >>14811874 I peed nonetheless

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:46:21 2020 No.14812263 >>14811722 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:48:58 2020 No.14812275 File: 34 KB, 360x299, 1597326894350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sorry, anon, i just triple sat you

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:12:46 2020 No.14812384

>>14811039
Honestly, I'm very appealed to it even though I'm likely not gonna join the industry.
The appeal for me is in mastering the craft of cooking - getting to practice it many hours a day and learn from the best and the experienced. The downsides however are well known...

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:22:48 2020 No.14812427

>it is 15 minutes after closing
>wiping down tables when some retard starts banging on the door, demanding to be let it
>tell him that we're closed, go away
>he paces back and forth outside the front door before giving up and leaving
Why do faggots always do this? What's their endgame?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:30:59 2020 No.14812460 >NUMBER 42 YOUR FOOD IS READY >.... >NUMBER 42! >I'm sorry did you say number 45?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:54:25 2020 No.14812558 >>14810469 Hot stuff, hot stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:00:32 2020 No.14812582 >Run back and forth in a 500 degree room full of retards off their ass on speed for 8 hours minimum a day Yikes 2bh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:29:11 2020 No.14812715 >>14810469 >Smoker Not in a million years. It's a nice job if you can control your weight. I got 5 kilos fatter after working in a Burrito place for over a year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:30:53 2020 No.14812727 >>14811861 no thanks, i pour my own beer in a coffee cop.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:32:31 2020 No.14812736
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>>14812275
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That same hostess will spend all of her spare time on her phone and never help out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:40:48 2020 No.14812786 >>14810527 the drugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:42:09 2020 No.14812788 Ah yes another fun thread of linecucks repeating phrases they say in the kitchen and no conversation about anything other than how miserable they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:48:26 2020 No.14812829 >>14812788 Found the hideous busboy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:51:54 2020 No.14812854 >>14812788 Okay man, your break is almost over though. Back to the dish pit you go, goblin. Don't forget your gloves!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:52:31 2020 No.14812859 >>14812829 I'm the customer that comes in ten minutes before close, doesn't tip, and leaves the entire meal behind to be thrown away because I know you pathetic faggots all spit in it lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:54:38 2020 No.14812869 >working as the dishwasher >some retard keeps throwing knives in the bins of soapy water >nearly cut myself reaching into it Why do retards do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:56:31 2020 No.14812883 >>14812869 wear your anti cut gloves? dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:57:01 2020 No.14812885 >>14812869 To remind you they don't consider you human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:57:39 2020 No.14812889 >>14812869 because you haven't grabbed them by the neck and told them to rub a handful of brain cells together and not do that

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:02:45 2020 No.14812931
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>>14810566
>>14810576
>>14810583
>>14810592
>>14810693
>>14810804
>>14810978
But why is /ck/ full of the most insecure, sociopathic people?
it's like every other poster is Patrick Bateman here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:05:55 2020 No.14812945 >>14812869 Wash my knives wagie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:07:51 2020 No.14812956 >>14812889 You can't see into the soapy water silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:09:38 2020 No.14812971 >>14812956 if it happened once it happened too many times although in retrospect if the dishwashing policy is always have anti cut gloves that's on anon, in my kitchens it's been designated areas for sharp objects being washed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:15:16 2020 No.14813003 >>14810638 >going to food school instead of going to food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:24:47 2020 No.14813060 File: 7 KB, 250x180, tired.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >GO DOWNSTAIRS AND BRING UP THE WEEK-OLD TUB OF COLD FRENCH ONION SOUP. >OKAY ALL I NEEDED WAS A BOWL OF IT TO MICROWAVE YOU CAN BRING IT BACK DOWN NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:28:49 2020 No.14813071 >>14812931 99% of the wagieposters do it as a joke bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:29:49 2020 No.14813074 niggers, sleeping

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:32:51 2020 No.14813083
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>>14812460
god I hate this, I work at a small BBQ joint and we do tickets by name. the following situation happens all the time:
>"ORDER UP FOR JIM"
>*silence*
>"JIM, YOU'RE UP"
>guy reaches for the bag
>"Bob?" he says
>"No sir thats Jim"
>"Oh hehe haha ok whoops"
>"JIM, YOURE UP TOP HERE MAN"
>*silence*
>5m later
>notice a guy who has been standing there looking at his phone for 10 minutes
>"hey buddy you waiting on an order?"
>"oh uh yeah"
>"for Jim?"
>"Yes"
infuriating stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:36:34 2020 No.14813102 File: 692 KB, 644x625, 1536517129137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14813083 mfw especially when you're essentially screaming this to a tiny room

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:36:50 2020 No.14813103 File: 161 KB, 750x725, tumblr_nyqjhqnIFc1v0pigno1_1280[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14813083 >tfw pretend to not hear the wagey just to piss him off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:44:06 2020 No.14813144 File: 892 KB, 500x380, =O.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14810469 What did you just say Anon? I'm going to get the manager

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:49:19 2020 No.14813171 >>14813144 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:51:42 2020 No.14813184 >>14813102 my favorite is when people grab the bag and its not even close to their name (and yes this situation happened in a tiny counter serve joint)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:52:51 2020 No.14813191 >>14812883 >wear waterlogged chainmail gloves to wash dishes instead of firing anybody who leaves a knife in any sink do yuros really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:54:12 2020 No.14813199 >>14811039 went to university wasted five years of my life achieving nothing decided to go work in a kitchen became a chef now waste away my time in this shitty stressful industry i'm okay at what i do but most of the times i truly detest it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 19:56:22 2020 No.14813213 >>14811039 >near decade of unemployment >gonna kms >"hey you want some beer money? come dishwash?" >yeah i guess

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:00:14 2020 No.14813237

>Work at a golf club house
>Members pay a lot of money to stay active in the club
>Kitchen closes at 6PM on weekdays
>Slowish day
>One of the members GF's walks in
>Asks if it's too late to order something quick
>Check watch
>5:58
>Say there's time, but to get the order in now
>A burger, some chicken salad, and a deli sandwich
>Mild mannered sous chef comes and gesticulates towards me from the lobby
>Yells at me 3 separate occasions for taking an order close to closing
Just wanted to use this opportunity as a reminder that, if you do this, you're a faggot. Fuck you retards who bitch about having to cook before the kitchen closes. We still have to deal with these faggots for hours after you losers get to leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:00:49 2020 No.14813242 >>14810584 >the druggie degenerate likes to be around druggie degenerates and criminals Shocker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:03:26 2020 No.14813257 File: 118 KB, 322x331, 1600036213723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >server forgets to ring in an 8 top that's been sitting for 30 minutes already >I NEED X Y Z THE MOON AND THE STARS 911 >yes chef...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:05:16 2020 No.14813267 >>14812275 >I just triplesat you its ok ill be analing you after shift

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:08:04 2020 No.14813283 >that one guy who grabs your ass every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:09:13 2020 No.14813290 >>14813283 >not out-gaying him when you catch him alone and vulnerable in the walk-in literally NGMI

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:11:52 2020 No.14813303
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>>14813083
>work at a Jamba Juice
>guy walks up to the counter, he stares blankly at the menu like all the customers do
>looks at me
>asks me a question so fucking stupid my brain blocks it out the first time
>ask him to repeat himself
>"where are your smoothies on the menu?"
>mfw
they only get fucking dumber

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:13:11 2020 No.14813307 Everyone loves my cooking and keeps telling me to get an entry level kitchen job to move up. No thanks, I like my hobbies to stay my hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:14:17 2020 No.14813315 >>14813283 >not turning the server twink into a twinkie and making him your side bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:22:04 2020 No.14813335 >>14811706 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:35:52 2020 No.14813412 >>14810572 I remember when being contrarian made me cool. Being 15 was great.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:47:55 2020 No.14813497
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>>14812788
> Be me
> Be busboy
> Everyone is terrified of me because of scars on face from childhood accident mixed with outward accidental school shooter demeanor
> The illegal Mexican chefs are kind to me and offer coke alot
> Wait staff always seem almost terrified to even speak to me
> Manager thinks im creepy and is kinda a dick
> live within my means and im pretty happy

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:49:02 2020 No.14813511

>>14813290
>>14813315
I'd do something back but for some reason my boss lets him carry a shit ton of knives all the time. He's not right in the head and likes to show his knives to people. He also has kind of a deformed head and some bald patches from a car crash he was in as a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:57:39 2020 No.14813569 >>14811278 How many people in the industry get a gig like that you reckon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 21:04:33 2020 No.14813612 >be dishwasher >waitress comes in to offer us iced coffee she made >cooks get beers to level out the coke >I get a beer because I'm an alcoholic I miss that job

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 21:17:33 2020 No.14813685 File: 46 KB, 569x365, 1601240806164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw waiters/waitresses don't scrape their plates into the trash before putting it in the sink

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:12:02 2020 No.14814047 >>14813569 well, you have to be personable and possess the ability to foster healthy relationships with enough important people (networking), so i'm guessing since we are talking about this here, you don't really have a shot at pulling it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:14:29 2020 No.14814053 >>14813685 desu thats the dishwasher's job to do.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:18:34 2020 No.14814072
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>>14814053

that's not true; there's ordinarily a trash where the servers the servers drop plates. but, these are the same people who can't be relied upon to stack plates in an orderly manner so i generally expect nothing from them only to somehow still be let down.

NoH is shitty in other ways, but man is that shit irritating.

>dishwasher calls out
>just me and chef on a sunday
>working sautee, washing my own pans AND dining room plates/wine glasses/silver when i can
>uhh.. hey, can you run silver? we're almost out
>can you just run it, man? i am swamped with tickets and i don't even have enough sautee pans to start what i need
>uhh.. i don't know how the dishwasher works

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME BEFORE YOU NEEDED IT AAAAAAAAA I WILL KILL YOUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:24:24 2020 No.14814107 >>14814072 my god if someone told me they dont know how the dishwasher works and its literally just the kind where you shut the door and it runs i will choke a motherfucker

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:25:48 2020 No.14814117

>>14814053
How hard is it to take two seconds to scrape a plate? FoH "people" are so fucking dumb. They are never as busy as BoH, so why not help out the dishwasher?
If servers acted like jerks I used to purposefully not run silverware and they'd freak out

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:28:07 2020 No.14814130

>>14814107

it wasn't even that i was mad about having to do dishes, you do what you gotta do to make service happen.. but don't wait until you're OUT of silver before asking for more. literally one of the most inconsiderate things anybody's ever said to me. here's another fun moment, same server:

>checking in produce/protein orders, writing checks and double checking the items
>wine purveyor comes in the front, also looking for a check
>"hey man, can you check that wine order in and cut the guy a check? just sign my name on it"
>"i don't know how to write a check.."

bear in mind this was a 31 year old man like motherfucker i know for a FACT you know how to cut a check. i was at the point where i knew to pick my battles and just ate that shit cause its not worth the fight

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:28:15 2020 No.14814131 >>14813497 Post face

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:38:11 2020 No.14814188
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>enjoying a nice day walking around in the park.
>ring ding ding ping
>on your left
>have to practically jump out of the way as some fag in compression shorts comes barreling by on their road bike
>go on the fucking road you try hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:49:38 2020 No.14814243 File: 7 KB, 210x230, st,small,215x235-pad,210x230,f8f8f8.lite-1u1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14814188 and this is pertinent to the discussion at hand.. how?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:17:27 2020 No.14814365 >>14813685 back when i was a dish bitch if a waitress ever gave me shit i'd just go for a couple smoke breaks whenever they needed silverware/glasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:30:39 2020 No.14814426 File: 132 KB, 294x385, mouse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14811835 I GOT FOOD WAITING I CANT PLATE MORE SHIT UP UNLESS THIS IS GONE THIS IS A KITCHEN NOT THE FUCKING TARDIS HURRY UP I DONT KNOW WHAT TABLE I JUST COOK THE FOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:32:43 2020 No.14814433 >>14812931 because you need to be sociopathic to work in this industry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:33:59 2020 No.14814438 >>14814433 are you fucking retarded? did you read the posts he was replying to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:35:17 2020 No.14814446 >>14814438 if you dont think the posts he's replying to are larping then idk what to tell you eat my ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:37:56 2020 No.14814456 >>14814446 could be; it's beside the point, though. he was accusing the larpers of being sociopaths, not the humble industry folk. can you not into reading comprehension?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:50:52 2020 No.14814489 >>14811706 This man isn't lying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 00:14:49 2020 No.14814583 >>14811706 im too comfotable and in the same exact position as him except earning more wat do

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 00:40:20 2020 No.14814699
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>>14814583

not him, and i'm a recent poorfag myself going back to school at 31 after working in kitchens for like 7 years throughout my 20s.. start making your exit plan; don't just let the years roll by without making vertical moves to the end of being financially independent and then doing whatever the fuck you want for the remaining 40 years of your life

>pic unrelated

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 00:49:10 2020 No.14814738

>>14811039
I fell for the culinary school meme after getting out of the army. Worked the line about seven years. It's fun at first but the shit hours and pay wear you down. Also if you have any tendency to party you WILL become an alcoholic. Met some cool people I'm still friends with but the majority are junkies and felon scumbags.

TL;DR leave it to the mexicans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 00:59:28 2020 No.14814776 File: 157 KB, 1080x1080, asdf566gsf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14811302 Are you referring to Max?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:01:01 2020 No.14814783 >>14814776 >noel's hands typed this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:02:08 2020 No.14814788 >>14814699 >pic unrelated anon, that picture is relevant to any discussion, no matter the case

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:03:57 2020 No.14814791 god bless all food workers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:04:56 2020 No.14814797 >>14814783 I don't know who that is. I worked with him for 3 years in Austin before he left for DC. I was there when he got recruited by the couple's relative, and aunt of theirs, I believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:07:24 2020 No.14814801 >>14814797 no shit.. did you happen to get hit in the face with a snowball when you came up to stage?

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:34:30 2020 No.14814873
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>>14814801
No. I don't know to whom that refers to. I worked with Max as he was coming up from sous to cdc. Maybe you're talking about Kevin (another nw coast to Texas transplant)? He went and helped Max set up/open Eden Hill. He's still in Austin last I heard. I think he's been the cdc of Barley Swine for a few years now.

Does Max still hate wearing glasses? He freaked out a bit when he had to get them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:35:41 2020 No.14814877 "hot behind!" "what?" "outta the fucking you malaysian transfer"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:38:38 2020 No.14814884 >>14810584 this post reeks of reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:39:28 2020 No.14814889 File: 92 KB, 747x1000, dishwasher123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14814877 You mean Mexican/Guatemalan/Honduran/El Salvadorian...mostly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:40:10 2020 No.14814892 >>14813511 good choice to not engage in his arena of combat then

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:40:11 2020 No.14814891 >>14814889 not in australia

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:45:38 2020 No.14814904 >>14814889 They didn't tell you? They did not tell you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:47:51 2020 No.14814908 File: 87 KB, 1300x861, asldkfj455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14814891 Literally all Malays relax all the time. Worst shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:53:22 2020 No.14814918 >>14810560 >telling criminals and druggies not to steal from work or the bosses product so, asking the impossible. Fuck you, fuck servers. Food industry workers are literal scum. Dogs could do your job better and robots cannot replace you soon enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:55:24 2020 No.14814922 >>14814873 I did meet kevin but i was referring to chris.. i dont work for him anylonger but yeah he never wore glasses at tye restaurant

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 01:58:00 2020 No.14814928 >>14811722 and then you'll kick my ass, right? while the manager claps

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:00:25 2020 No.14814933 >>14814918 rude

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:04:00 2020 No.14814947 >>14814933 Get a real job then. The dead eyed teenagers who get shrieked at by meth heads and lotto addicts at the servo at 2am are more deserving of respect then you. You worthless fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:05:16 2020 No.14814951 >>14814947 post body

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:16:35 2020 No.14814980
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>>14814922
Delee or Sanchez? Probably Delee, though his name is spelled with a K. He stuck around for less than a year. He made a tobacco infused panna cotta once (not the pic). Heavy smoker so he couldn't tell the tobacco was way to strong. Literally stung HOT from how potent it was. He got butt hurt and started accusing everyone of not having a palate.

Amusing guy, mostly. The dude is mash up of Action Bronson and Matty Matheson. They're all short, fat and covered in tattoos.

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:20:03 2020 No.14814990

>>14814980

>i gazed upon thine eyes and knew you were my nigga

>”well, ideally..”
“No.. *I*-deely”

I accidentally hit him in the side of the face with an icy slushball from like 60 yards. Like one of those where you launch it not trying to hurt somebody then you see its about to connect..

He was so pissed, lmaoo..

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:21:10 2020 No.14814992

Now I miss working in the kitchen. The bro talks. The smoke breaks. Driving a golf cart around. Unlimited tomato sandwiches. And the based bastard Italian/Arab guy from cananda that left me with a swastika shaped rack of wine glasses when he quit unexpectedly. I miss him the most.

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:54:51 2020 No.14815063
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>>14814990
In Austin?? It hasn't snowed or even iced over in years. Especially not in the time all the parties referred to were around.

If you're still around the Seattle area you should go back for a few shifts after all this shit blows over. Max is a good guy. I don't have to tell you he's a monster cook. I can't speak about his business side though. Looks like Eden Hill is still open so it can't be doing all that terribly all things considered. That Queen Anne area isn't exactly cheap (comparatively). Shit, I should go visit him. I'd stage for a few days just to get back into the groove we had.

Here's another quick Max story: when he was coming up with Lick the Bowl, we stayed up until about 3 or 4 am prepping for our little area at the ACL VIP tent (free food/drinks for those with a VIP badge and the workers for said tent area). So prepping apps for about 400+ people. We made fried pig's brain meatballs (destroyed the oil in single fryer we set up) and had to resort to the VIP guests smearing the foie batter themselves on some shitty crackers our awful pastry chef made. She (the pastry chef) purposefully didn't perforate the crackers so they fell apart as the guests dipped them into the foie. Awful "service". The owner of the restaurant all fat, bald, drunk and sweaty and god damn hovering. Guests just slathering their plates with the foie batter so we started to run low pretty early on. Trash times as far as food output was concerned.

Anyway, the pastry chef got yelled at and then some by Max (few times he was ever visibly angry in my presence at least) and she cried and begged to not be fired. She ended up quitting a week later anyway. I really wanted to bang her. Petite little red head (pic somewhat related, she wasn't jewwy looking).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:03:54 2020 No.14815077 File: 74 KB, 800x533, D7DA6D66-62BB-4A29-8AC6-841633577B1C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14815063 i know that story.. ive heard it at least twice. >mfw i know exactly how to make foie cake batter

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:04:31 2020 No.14815079 >>14815063 wow. hopefully you don't smoke crack anymore because the brain damage is already severe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:10:40 2020 No.14815097 the busboy where i work is literally mentally disabled and hes still the smartest and most perceptive of the people who work FOH. Someone explain this to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:16:12 2020 No.14815109 >>14815097 former FOH here. Some of my coworkers were slower than shit and had no sense of customer service but were pretty so they stayed.

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:23:08 2020 No.14815125
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>>14815079
Who smoked crack? LJ? There was a meth user, Jacob. He died a year or two ago (I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY). The only other hard drug user that I was aware of was Eli but he came on about a year after that story. His relapse was ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 04:53:01 2020 No.14815286 >>14815125

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 08:51:57 2020 No.14815745 >>14810581 >>14811714 >>14811824 >>14813412 t. seething BoH cucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 09:18:31 2020 No.14815816 File: 2 KB, 103x125, 1560076525422s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14810584 >THESE DRUGGIES AND FELONS ARE ACTUALLY REALLY HECKIN DOWN TO EARTH!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 10:38:05 2020 No.14816061 >>14814426 SERVICE. I NEED FUCKING SERVICE. THAT MEANS YOU BRITTENY, YOU WHORE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 10:40:16 2020 No.14816070 >>14814877 >work inna kitchen >dosen't know basic phrases in coworkers language NGMI

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 10:49:18 2020 No.14816093 >>14810584 You're a loser dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 10:54:19 2020 No.14816112 >the mexican chefs are banging their tongs on the hot shelf again

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 11:20:22 2020 No.14816209 >>14810566 15/h is high for most of the U.S. if you're not living in a capital city.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 11:32:37 2020 No.14816263 >>14815125 That was a different anon; ive never even been to austin, bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 11:41:22 2020 No.14816304 >>14810587 >Job safety is dumb! Jesus christ dude you're a retard even by /ck/ standards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:27:03 2020 No.14816443 >>14816304 normal well adjusted non autistic adults can just be aware of their surroundings if you have to scre3am shit like this in a kitchen you are just retarded and there is a reason why you are in a slave labor job

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:31:05 2020 No.14816449 >>14816443 You would get run over by somebody carrying something hot and get scalded so badly lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:34:23 2020 No.14816460 >>14810566 I make 20/hr flipping burgers and frying chicken wings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:37:07 2020 No.14816469 >>14810576 Grew up poor as fuck. Graduated with a 3.2 gpa and said fuck college. Made it in soflo as a line cook and make 45k a year banging whore wait staff and partying with the boys every night go fuck yourself faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:48:28 2020 No.14816515 >>14816449 no because i am aware of my surroundings because im not retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:49:11 2020 No.14816518 >>14810469 HUGE COCK, COMIN THRU

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:53:16 2020 No.14816531

>managing
>60 minutes after close
>door still unlocked for reasons (SOP at this place, don't ask)
>most servers have left, just me, closer and dish, all in BOH cleaning/shutting down
>go out to check around FOH and hear chatter
>mom walked way the fuck in to table in back
>"hello, excuse me how are you tonight?"
>"Oh, we're fine!"
>"how long have you been here"
>"about half an hour"
>wtf
>"did a host seat you?" (I know this isn't possible, place has been empty except us 3 for 45 min, no hosts since 120 min)
>"oh, no, we just came in and found ourselves this table. it seems nice."
>"well, unfortunately I'm sorry to inform you that we're closed." (did the lack of people, half the lights, or music not clue you in??)
>"oh, well the doors were open"
>"ah yes, we leave them open as we often have guests that linger long after close."
>"well is the kitchen running, since we're here?"
>"no ma'am, unfortunately it is not. Have a nice night now."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:55:23 2020 No.14816538 >>14816469 >bragging about 45k a year LMAOOOOOOOOOO, i couldnt even imagine working for so little

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:55:54 2020 No.14816542

what is it like working in a restaurant with primarily black workers? Im a skinny white dude and am applying to work at cookout and the staff there is majority black...I've never really been around black people before, i just need this job so i can cover some side expenses for college

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:57:27 2020 No.14816549 >>14816542 guess you're about to find out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:58:46 2020 No.14816552 >>14810584 >wow dude these drug addict felons are so interesting >they also let me get drugs too >cant spell camraderie reddit, degenerate or both

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:59:30 2020 No.14816555 >>14816469 wew lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:03:21 2020 No.14816573 >>14816531 relatable

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:04:25 2020 No.14816577 >>14816469 >im proud of being poor, stupid, and fucking tailor trash single moms at party with other drop outs yikes, thats really cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:05:03 2020 No.14816580 >>14816531 she seems nice. should have given her some fries

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:08:58 2020 No.14816599 >>14816577 why are you even in this thread demoralizing. It's clear it's for restaurant staff coping with being a massive faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:25:18 2020 No.14816654 >>14810655 >he doesn't work in an ionized trade lmao stay salty commie faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:29:30 2020 No.14816667 >>14814130 tbf I didn't learn to write a check until I was like 19-20, but goddamn by 31 he should've figured it out by now

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:35:24 2020 No.14816692 >>14813083 Maybe try using numbers you faggot (though admittedly it's not personally your fault). There's nothing more irritating than this autistic friend shit that garbage restaurants try to pull

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 13:41:19 2020 No.14816716 >>14813191 >he doesn't wear his hauberk and chauses at all times lmao peasant

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:04:53 2020 No.14816811 >>14816581 cope

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:06:23 2020 No.14816819 >>14816599 >try to act smug >get BTFO when called out >w-w-w-why are you so means :'(

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 16:38:43 2020 No.14817511 >>14816667 He knew how to write a god damn check; hes just an asshole

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 16:39:32 2020 No.14817514 >>14816811 NPC spouting meme phrases God put your muzzle on faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:10:12 2020 No.14817652 >>14810584 don't listen to them man, this is correct

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:14:30 2020 No.14817671 >>14816469 based, it really can't be beat

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:31:13 2020 No.14817772

>>14810469
Have any of you ever thought about doing something else that involves cooking other than working at a restaurant?
No offense but it sounds like the shittiest deal ever, even for the people who own it
You could save or get a loan and get your own food truck or rent some space at a convention center or some small space downtown and sell a ton of meals during lunch rush through pick up services or start a hackery even from home, there are a lot of events in my city, I sure there are some in yours too, which are free and in an open space and there are people selling all sorts of foods there, you can start a cart selling anything instead of boring hotdogs and burgers, sometimes college campuses don't give a shit if you sell food inside and when they do you can just do it at the door.
Lots of people sell food to order on instagram too, you can work for a catering service
Why work in a restaurant when there are so many choices?

Anonymous Tue Sep 29 17:44:11 2020 No.14817852

>>14811039
Got bored one day when I was 17, finished highschool early.
My amigo calls me up
>Hey anon, since you got your diploma, let me setchu up homie.
>Decide, fuck it. What could go wrong?
>Have the most fun of my life cooking mexican food I would normally turn my nose up to.
>Got paid $17.50 an hour.
And the rest is history.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:06:30 2020 No.14818304 >>14817514 seethe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:44:02 2020 No.14818459 >>14818304 >42%

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:00:11 2020 No.14818540 >>14810469 Usedd to work in a kitchen where wait staff had to walk through line to get to front of house. Hot behind was literally said 5 times a fucking minute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:18:45 2020 No.14818616 i got hired for a prepchef at a burger joint a couple weeks ago. fucking sucks man my feet hurt all the time and I just want to go home 90% of the day

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:27:13 2020 No.14818651 >>14810501 >And I have some sooouuup!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:41:33 2020 No.14818732 >>14818616 Shitty attitude, shitty job. Fucking perk up a little, actually socialise with your colleagues and you'll like it a bit more. It's really as simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 20:51:02 2020 No.14818781 >>14818732 I don't know if I even get 12 an hour. I didn't even ask for my paycheck. I'm completely bankrupt from dealing with shitty people a year or two ago so it's gonna take me some time to open up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 21:16:09 2020 No.14818878 >>14816542 Niggas are alright man. Dont buy the memes. Dont be a cowardly bitch and dont be an uppity douche n its all good. Basically just be a decent person. >inb4 pol shit Fuck off, your opinions mean nothing versus my rral world experience

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 21:17:13 2020 No.14818884 >>14816580 I agree.. though ive never worked a kitchen so fuck my opinion

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 21:37:50 2020 No.14818936 >>14818459 cope

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:10:22 2020 No.14819037 >>14811265 woah no way a thousand bucks a week? I made 7k last week sitting on my ass from home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:35:31 2020 No.14819101 >>14819037 Ok man, we get it, you got raped by a line cook. Pls get some serious help for your trauma, because you are not normal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 22:44:25 2020 No.14819118 >>14813083 worked at a restaurant w a food truck and this was every experience sometimes i would remember their name, lock eyes with them, scream their name and they would just stand there

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 23:13:06 2020 No.14819208 >>14810572 I really hope for your sake this is a trole.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 01:11:53 2020 No.14819686

>>14816692
They're not trying to be your friend you autistic faggot they're just taking order by a personal identifier, a NAME
>>14813237
This shit is obnoxious and really should not have to be dealt with by employees. Does the kitchen close as at exactly 6, and cannot take orders that will take past 6 to make? Or do orders close at 6 and the kitchen has to work until 7?
The owner has to make this sort of thing clear but 9 of 10 times they don't and just expect you to sort of compromise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 01:21:26 2020 No.14819709 >>14816542 It's fine, working with black people can be a culture clash but if you're not the manager you don't have too much to worry about

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 01:22:05 2020 No.14819711 >>14813237 I can see that. Unless you’re not the one cooking in which case fuck you its 6, close it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 01:35:57 2020 No.14819742

>>14811039
>be me
>clinically depressed since age 18
>go to college (it's basically free here)
>drop out
>go back to college
>drop out again
>get therapy and meds
>go back to college
>finally graduate after 12 years
>go to grad school for a masters
>stop taking meds
>drop out
>become old NEET
>do odd jobs for shit pay for 10 years
>a friend opens up a tiny ramen joint
>"anon, wanna come cook for us?"
Still can't afford medication, work hours suck, pay sucks, stress is messing with my head, but at least it keeps me busy and I don't have time to fantasize about killing myself all day long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 02:56:10 2020 No.14819953 Would it be bad form to steal a couple recipes from the local place I work at? I'm not gonna resell them, just make them for myself at home

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 03:08:38 2020 No.14819979 >>14819953 Everyone does it, whether they admit it or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 10:08:49 2020 No.14820791 REMINDER: working faster does not increase my your wage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:42:55 2020 No.14821725 >>14811722 rekt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:18:08 2020 No.14821895 >>14812945 >retard throwing words he doesn't understand around in an attempt to fit in

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:26:01 2020 No.14821940 >>14814188 Nice picture of you that you posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:31:40 2020 No.14821972 >>14817514 >spouting meme phrases bad >ad hom picture good A truly based retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:33:55 2020 No.14821983 >>14819742 >a friend opens up a tiny ramen joint >work hours suck >pay sucks >friend

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:44:04 2020 No.14822419

>"Hey anon we need another taco salad in the window"
>There is indeed a salad missing from the window
>"Huh that's weird, I know I made as many as I had tickets for"
>Make another
>Later find the remains of a taco salad sitting in the office
The worst part is I don't know if this is just servers/expo stealing food or if it's just them fucking up and taking shit without taking the accompanying ticket.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:05:02 2020 No.14822532

>>14815745
This is seriously one of the most retarded copes I've ever seen on this faggot website.
You really want to sit here on your high horse and pretend that BoH is stupid for keeping open and direct communication to one another? Who gives a fuck if BoH people are stupid/lazy, at least by calling out where the fuck they are it reduces accidents.
I'm so glad you've never worked a real job where you actually had to communicate with people you fucking mong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:07:26 2020 No.14822544 >>14822532 >real job Real job? Heh, I make 7 figures sitting on my ass posting on 4chan all day. YOU get a real job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:09:39 2020 No.14822556 >>14819742 >has all the resources to NOT be clinically depressed >is still depressed and blaming it on the world around them Just neck yourself if you seriously are that much of a waste to humanity. Get the fuck over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:10:50 2020 No.14822562 File: 271 KB, 810x810, 41538275_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14822544 Sure you do, schizo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:19:55 2020 No.14822606 anybody else a dishwasher? It kinda sucks but I get paid 13.75 an hour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:38:26 2020 No.14822716 >>14813083 I only call an order twice if the customer is nearby. After a certain point you just don't want your food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:45:42 2020 No.14822755 >>14822606 i've worked every job BoH. dishwasher is alright. you just put in some headphones and get methodical with it. kind of like meditation. i've made some important decisions while polishing glasses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:49:20 2020 No.14822774 >>14822755 As if a fucking dishwasher has any real "important decisions" to make. You disgust me, wagie. Scrub faster or you're fired, peon. Meanwhile I get to sit on my ass, play vidya and jerk off while making 7 figures a year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:14:06 2020 No.14822893 >>14814130 >>14817511 I'm 28, and I haven't written a single check in my entire life. I've had to do wire transfers and get cashier's checks on occasions for things like my house, but literally never wrote a check or owned a checkbook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:21:25 2020 No.14822939 >>14810566 I know people with STEM degrees starting out at about that. The government is deliberately underplaying just how massively fucked up the economy is for young people.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:25:11 2020 No.14822954
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>HVAC started leaking into the fridge and no one noticed until it had ruined a bunch of product (that we'll surely have to clock in overtime to remake, just as we clocked overtime today and yesterday)
>repairmen that were summoned just banged on a pipe like a couple monkeys swinging a bone, and then left without even applying epoxy because they had to "go to the supply store" and then didn't return

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:35:51 2020 No.14823011

>>14810891
>>14810768
>>14810743
Kill yourself hobbyist faggots.
Let see you grill 30 steaks perfectly to temp and then plate that shit in less than 5 minutes.

That right fuckface, you would end up curled up in a ball on the floor when the head chef sees you quad flipping and starts throwing half pans.

You don't get to talk with authority on a cooking forum if you've never even worked in a kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:07:15 2020 No.14823498 >>14823011 >seething so hard you bring up stuff no one mentioned in any of the posts you replied to because you know they're right

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:03:48 2020 No.14823796

>>14822556
Did I blame anyone, though? Unbalanced neurochemistry has a strong genetic component, this runs in the family. I'm not about to blame any of this on others like an albino can't blame anything but weird inherited genes.
I know I'm accountable, but sometimes I'm not fully behind the wheel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:06:04 2020 No.14823811 We say "COOM COMING THROUGH" as an inside joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:08:11 2020 No.14823819 >>14823811 better be careful with that being an inside joke otherwise someone is going to get pregant

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:14:51 2020 No.14823866 >>14823819 It is, work space is small so no one can actually cum into something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:17:48 2020 No.14823881 >>14810469 Hot stuff coming through with a hot pot!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:19:36 2020 No.14823896 >>14823866 You're obviously not trying hard enough. I suggest wearing prostate stimulators at work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 21:31:43 2020 No.14823956 >>14823896 Oh man I'll bring it up on Friday. Might need to wear XL condoms to catch all the coom while cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:09:42 2020 No.14824133 >>14814699 >pic unrelated Van Halen can be related to anything, man. I hear the Hot for Teacher lick in my sleep, dude. IN MY SLEEP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:55:28 2020 No.14824301 >>14811059 Dish dogs are the real heros

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 22:56:40 2020 No.14824305 >>14811265 The problem is you drink half that away. Also you're paying with your health you get that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 23:08:47 2020 No.14824376 >>14824305 UIt's not a problem. It just means these mongrels don't deserve to make what they do if they're going to fuck it away on drugs and drinking only to turn up the next day sullen and shitty

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 01:38:57 2020 No.14824952 >>14812275 Servers who complain about this are just lazy fucks. Triple seat me all you want, just means more money for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:37:25 2020 No.14825142 File: 12 KB, 220x220, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14812275 Whew I have nightmares about being quad or quintuple sat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:41:29 2020 No.14825161 good post

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:48:51 2020 No.14825192 >>14810584 Oh, its you. Druggie. Also report all illegals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:49:35 2020 No.14825194 >>14825142 The real nightmare is that you dream about working

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:52:21 2020 No.14825202 >>14825194 Yup, it is a family business and despite my attempts to evade it, subconsciously I know I will always end up back to this place. It has been open for 46 years and was opened by my grandfather. Prescribed to me at birth

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:52:35 2020 No.14825203 >>14810891 Wow. Someone else who actually worked in a kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:54:45 2020 No.14825211 >>14810768 No one cares what you think or how your food is. If you are rude no one will give a fuck beyond just making it okay enough for you to fuck off. Half the time the servers ask for it to be fucked up on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:55:33 2020 No.14825214 >>14810584 go back faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 02:55:47 2020 No.14825217 >>14810902 Anyone who leaves a review on a site that has more than 10 is instantly a massive homo.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:06:24 2020 No.14825261

>>14811039
It kind of traps a lot of people. Servers make a lot of fucking money and its not even remotely fair. So a single mom can sort of live a normal life working as a waitress and men usually are in similar positions. Its also piss easy to do while you are going to school. I personally started in fast food and worked that for two years. I moved on to restaurant for better pay. I am working on improving my life and saving money for just whatever. I'm pretty good in the kitchen and I just kind of flow. I'm leaving the kitchen and going to work someplace closer after the new year. The work is easy. Its the fucking people that are the problem. Doesn't even matter that I could have over 30 tickets on order. Its the complete lack of respect most other people have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:09:38 2020 No.14825275 >>14812275 Not hard at all. >>14825142 why? serving is beyond easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:12:40 2020 No.14825294 >>14825275 Yeah 99% of the time it is brain dead easy. But there are rare times when you can get extremely busy and become very very stressed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 03:50:21 2020 No.14825439 >>14825294 How did you guys handle 'rona-chan?

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 04:30:50 2020 No.14825557

>>14825439

not OP but i live in a culinary scene that has been able to turn into a promenade and the architecture has retractable roofs so the restaraunts in the rona-makeshift promenade have been doing extremely well since the ones outside the streets they shut down for the rona promenade have all been closing. been really great for work, ive been able to just walk in to any restaurant demand my pay and a position because theyre all hurting for employees. been helpful as fuck for my career and building my resume. worked my way into a sous position within two months at a fine dining place across the street from the place i was doing prep chefing. its an employees market rn

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 05:29:25 2020 No.14825705 >>14810584 Those aren't down to earth people. Those are nobodies with pretensions. It's the opposite of down to earth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:21:27 2020 No.14826566 >>14814947 >>14814918 pfffhahahaha ok kid

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 10:27:19 2020 No.14826585 >86 yourself

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 11:02:19 2020 No.14826708

>>14810469
>Working as a bouncer
>Bar does food
>Hanging out in the kitchen during my break
>Getting in the way and eating out of prep bins
>"Hot, behind!"
>Say thanks and laugh
>Kitchen staff hates me
>Get paid the same as they do to stand around and harass drunks
That was a good job.

Anonymous Thu Oct 1 13:29:28 2020 No.14827240

when i got out of high school i started to work in a japanese ramen joint to practice my japanese, so for me it was basically like getting paid to learn japanese which i would be doing anyway. the pay was trash and the job was exhausting but it was a lot of fun especially when you're completely swamped with orders and you, miraculously, pull through. sitting down for a staff meal after a dinner rush akin to hell was one of the most rewarding feelings i've experienced after getting out of school. met a lot of interesting people as well, smoking weed and drinking asahi with your buddy after work was really fun. i miss those guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 14:58:34 2020 No.14827588 >>14812384 >The appeal for me is in mastering the craft of cooking - getting to practice it many hours a day This seems like one of the best reasons. You can only cook so much when youre cooking for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:06:54 2020 No.14827619 >>14827240 But how is your japanese now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 15:09:05 2020 No.14827622 >>14810469 knife, behind you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 16:45:50 2020 No.14827985 >>14827619 pretty good. no problem talking to my japanese friends about various topics. still not fluent though

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 17:30:20 2020 No.14828170 >>14825705 Kinda like you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:19:46 2020 No.14828390 >tfw waiter >got chewed out a lot by the kitchen staff when I politely would ask where the food is >I don't even ask anymore, the less I have to deal with those guys the better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 18:32:24 2020 No.14828453 >>14828390 they're probably too busy to deal with your shit. the food is done when it's done and they will let you know when to come over

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:45:18 2020 No.14830016 >>14810989 Yeah, some will argue you had the honor of working under a star chef, and his name on your CV makes up for the shit pay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:48:44 2020 No.14830031 >>14828390 Server here. Stop fucking asking the line where the food is. It'll be done when it's done. Either be patient or stop forgetting to ring in your fucking orders until 30 minutes after your table sat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 1 23:53:41 2020 No.14830055 >>14830031 or get a different job someplace that has a competent BoH

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:06:19 2020 No.14830112 >>14810469 BACKS!/WATCH YOUR BACKS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:10:13 2020 No.14830129 File: 44 KB, 480x334, 1530673086477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14830112 >IM CUMMING, IM CUMMING >OHH I JUST CAME ALL DOWN YOUR BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:22:58 2020 No.14830163 File: 22 KB, 474x480, 1415478011413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14830112 CUMMING RIGHT BEHIND

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:28:35 2020 No.14830178 >>14825275 depends on your turnover rate and menu. i'm sure its an easy gig if you live in a podunk serving at ruby tuesdays though anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:30:07 2020 No.14830181 >>14814188 >>> /n/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:30:56 2020 No.14830185 >>14810576 >high school drop out >tfw this is me Is there still hope? I have no idea what the fuck to do

Anonymous Fri Oct 2 00:58:21 2020 No.14830249

>>14830185
Go back to school, or get a GED. Find something you enjoy doing and gets you paid. Be ambitious, set 5 year and 10 year goals for yourself. Get educated, all the resources and knowledge are at your fingertips.
If you enjoy the food service thing and plan on staying in it, you don't wanna be a bottom feeder. forever. Specialize in something and get fucking good at it. Sometimes a diploma or certification will help you get more cash and some sense of accomplishment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:05:38 2020 No.14831184 >>14813199 Oh my fuck anon, are you me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 08:09:46 2020 No.14831190 >>14810469 Thanks. My front is pretty nice as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 09:59:54 2020 No.14831530 File: 5 KB, 249x249, 1600077093689s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14810584 it's just a job, and you're just cooking food. get over yourself t. a line cook told me, an aspiring chef, this once

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 10:37:38 2020 No.14831646 >>14816070 >not learning english anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 2 12:11:24 2020 No.14832004 >>14831530 and he was probably good at his job

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