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Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:25:15 2020 No.14808586 [DELETED]

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:28:09 2020 No.14808601 File: 42 KB, 831x835, 6855555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't care

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:28:18 2020 No.14808605 >>14808586 It's probably pickling your liver. Also, no one actually enjoys drinking that. It burns. I tasted a little bit when I was making extracts and it was awful. No one with self-esteem would drink that battery acid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:33:20 2020 No.14808635 File: 414 KB, 498x319, (You).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14808605

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:18:30 2020 No.14808876 >>14808586 >and haven’t had a cavity since since when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:36:13 2020 No.14808969 >>14808876 Literally everyone has had a cavity at least once in their life, zoomie retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:37:53 2020 No.14808980 >>14808969 i havent

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:39:58 2020 No.14808992 >>14808969 i was just wondering the timeline. you didn't mention any previous cavities before your 40% proof mouthwash

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:43:13 2020 No.14809004 the replies to this thread are cringe afk gonna eat some green olives, anchovies and black liquorice

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:44:54 2020 No.14809012 >>14808586 >I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth(I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since). yeah because you're too drunk to feel anything you dumb bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:46:06 2020 No.14809016 >>14808969 I haven't and I'm 29

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:49:53 2020 No.14809033 >>14808586 newfags can't recognise this 2014 overcooked pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:21:31 2020 No.14809133 File: 33 KB, 200x235, 1600142131435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809016 >29 >still on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:23:11 2020 No.14809147 >>14808586 I wonder if the first time I saw this post if it was a repost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:24:13 2020 No.14809151 >>14809133 I'm 33, just like your dubs. Where do you think you're going to go when you're our age? Things aren't going to change for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:25:55 2020 No.14809158 >>14809151 back off vodka victim. you're in no place to judge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:26:02 2020 No.14809159 >>14809151 90% of the people on this site are 14-18 years old, it's kinda creepy to be posting here past 23 if you think about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:26:57 2020 No.14809161 >>14809159 >it's kinda creepy to be posting here past 23 if you think about it no it isn't. you're just too young to understand that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:31:50 2020 No.14809189 >>14808586 >Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water Wow fuck me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruAi4VBoBSM

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 00:48:02 2020 No.14809234 >>14809159 >im young so everyone else is young Wrong. There are more of us than you realize.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:02:06 2020 No.14809286 >>14808605 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 05:45:38 2020 No.14809979 Does anyone have the greentext where that incel invites his 40-year-old coworker to his place for a date. Makes macaroni and cheese for them and even prints of a picture of her kid from facebook and puts a place out for him. I saw it here a few times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 05:49:07 2020 No.14809985 >>14809159 >90% of the people on this site are 14-18 years old The user base shows that most people on 4chan are college age and mid 20's. That was 5 years ago so the average age has probably gone up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 06:13:52 2020 No.14810026 32, been here a decade. I don't think you get to leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 06:17:40 2020 No.14810029 >>14809985 Yep, and probably there will be even more older people coming here in the future as censorship on other big social media sites gets worse and worse. I'm 37, myself.

>>	kevinerenkælling Mon Sep 28 06:24:43 2020 No.14810048 >>14808586 shit pasta used wrong kys reddit nigger