>cum in a rock what a delicacy

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Anonymous Sun Sep 27 17:43:59 2020 No.14807332 [Reply] [Original]

>cum in a rock

what a delicacy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 17:47:18 2020 No.14807344 truly. i refuse to date women that can't appreciate a good oyster

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 17:48:27 2020 No.14807348 the oldest

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:05:23 2020 No.14807435 I'm literally shaking right now wtf

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:06:08 2020 No.14807437 >>14807332 lol they taste nothing like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:06:49 2020 No.14807441 File: 2.07 MB, 340x424, health_potion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14807332

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:08:42 2020 No.14807448 >>14807441 this is either the greatest or most disgusting thing ever. no in-between.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:14:53 2020 No.14807471 >>14807441 Oyster shooters in the bay are just oysters, vodka, and tobasco sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:20:55 2020 No.14807485 >>14807437 so you've tasted cum then

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:23:20 2020 No.14807494 >>14807441 I feel like there's no way I wouldn't puke immediately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:23:57 2020 No.14807496 they taste so fucking bad. way overrated t. chef

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:41:06 2020 No.14807549 File: 143 KB, 1280x720, 49188A0F-9B8D-4001-8422-3F9BA7C34FB2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtube.com/watch?v=DL6diBLppYE Don’t know what you guys are talking about, oysters are dank and make you better in bed

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:43:42 2020 No.14807560 >>14807549 >make you better in bed Doesn't he have a heart attack immediately after this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:45:52 2020 No.14807568 >>14807560 Heart attack as you cum is the best sensation you can ever feel

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:49:42 2020 No.14807585 >>14807441 That looks amazing

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 18:59:03 2020 No.14807622 >>14807441 Fuck I want one

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:31:51 2020 No.14807753 I've only ever had clams because the oyster's size intimidated me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:37:50 2020 No.14807773 File: 118 KB, 960x978, 1580116280407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14807332 they dont taste anything like cum tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:40:38 2020 No.14807783 >>14807437 >>14807773 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT CUM TASTES LIKE? >>14807622 >>14807585 You are cum sluts in denial.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:47:43 2020 No.14807816 File: 276 KB, 1280x1194, 1556118760763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14807783 because ive sucked a couple of dudes dicks, obviously. what kind of question is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 19:56:01 2020 No.14807855 >>14807816 So you're a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:16:54 2020 No.14808551 >>14807816 post tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:18:19 2020 No.14808559 Theyre delicious. >>14807816 My man, young twink cum is like mana from heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:20:18 2020 No.14808565 File: 38 KB, 410x598, 1591028994559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14807344

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:23:26 2020 No.14808576 Snot in some water, add salt, wait sea salt. Call it a delicacy, add lemon juice to hide the saltiness. Inhale. WIN

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:24:26 2020 No.14808580 >>14807441 heh, quail egg? not that I hate it though

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:24:50 2020 No.14808583 I like Mussels but Oysters are fucking gross. I also used to chew on rubber bands though so that might explain why I like mussels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:27:57 2020 No.14808599 >>14807332 some of us can appreciate the delicate essences of cum

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 22:29:23 2020 No.14808613 File: 1.17 MB, 446x469, 1600713716608.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14808559

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:42:34 2020 No.14809445 real talk though, oysters are great. but raw oysters are pretty gross senpai >>14808551 but anon, i am flat >>14807855 yes, final answer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:53:34 2020 No.14809483 >>14807485 you have not tasted your own cum out of curiosity....? everyone does this, like scratching balls and smelling hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:35:54 2020 No.14809610 File: 95 KB, 720x540, 1522261176340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14807496 u r gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:38:24 2020 No.14809618 If you actually get cum in your mouth you're a fucking idiot, might as well eat his shit next.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:40:48 2020 No.14809625
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>>14807332
I know right? It tastes like a wad of cold cum I ate out of a napkin I found in my older brother's room when I was a little girl and super fucking horny.

How do people enjoy this food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:33:19 2020 No.14809746 >>14807773 Anon....

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:41:42 2020 No.14809764 File: 87 KB, 800x567, FABULOUS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They do taste a little like cum, but so does many things. And cum taste can honestly be all over the place. t. have tasted enough cum to know

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:43:27 2020 No.14809769 File: 80 KB, 800x450, watma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809625 I sincerely hope this is bait and that you're just a fat /g/entleman pretending to be a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:45:29 2020 No.14809771 >>14808580 I think they do it because its got less chance of salmonella and its also a smaller egg than a chickens'. I'd give it a go sans tobasco, way to ruin the shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 04:08:33 2020 No.14809810 Oysters are great, if I was rich I would be slamming plates of fresh raw oysters down by the pier every god damn day

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 04:22:22 2020 No.14809832 >>14809769 My little sister did the same thing with my cumsock. disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 04:24:39 2020 No.14809838 >>14809625 How old where you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 04:31:55 2020 No.14809858 >>14809810 Alternatively you can stay poor and move to the Louisiana coast. A sack of oysters here isn't very expensive. My father also has a 200 acre oyster lease. It's ballllin'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 04:32:25 2020 No.14809860 >>14809625 ...how did u even know what it was? What impulse drove you to consume it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 05:25:25 2020 No.14809944 >>14809860 simple biology. girls are aroused by the scent of cummies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 05:56:14 2020 No.14809996 >>14809625 I didnt come to /ck/ to get questionable erections

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 06:12:49 2020 No.14810021 File: 387 KB, 1089x1599, cummies goblin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809944 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 06:18:17 2020 No.14810033 >>14810021 cummiac arrest kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:52:21 2020 No.14811199 Oysters in New England/eastern Canada are fantastic. West coast are shite and idk why you'd eat them in warmer waters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:53:46 2020 No.14811209 >>14807332 how do you know the consistency and taste of cum anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 12:54:58 2020 No.14811214 >>14807448 >>14807494 its an oyster shooter plus a quail egg....whats the problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:14:32 2020 No.14811282 >>14807332 >>14807485 >>14807437 yes i taste my cum. oysters do not taste like cum. whether raw or grilled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:20:38 2020 No.14811316 File: 1.87 MB, 220x238, tenor (31).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14807332 natures poo filters, skimming all that effluent from the sewage plant up river.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:22:08 2020 No.14811323 >>14807441 Cures your hangover

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:24:07 2020 No.14811330 >>14811199 >west coast >warm water You cant really even swim in LA or san diego. Water is 50-55 degrees year round down there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:38:56 2020 No.14811395 >>14809858 Pics??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:05:33 2020 No.14811502 >>14807560 nah, he's just forced to walk up 100 flights of stairs and vomits at the top

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:08:06 2020 No.14811513

be careful with oysters
I ate three large ones and it cured me of my low libido for a few weeks, then when that effect faded I started buying canned and eating it every week and now I cannot fucking bring myself to not masturbate for hours every morning

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:11:17 2020 No.14811536
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I eat 3-5 cans of these a week for lunches at work (yes I work at a Kroger) along with a can of King of Oscars.
>>14811513
This explains a lot...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:16:22 2020 No.14811560 >>14807441 that looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:19:30 2020 No.14811569 >>14811513 which canned ones do you recommend, I need to eat like a bucket of oysters to get the vibe flowing and im 29

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:21:52 2020 No.14811580 >>14811569 idk I bought some that had expired april 30 for 20 SEK a can, don't think it matters

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:27:09 2020 No.14811610 >>14807816 What the FUCK, man. Do you even know how gay that is? It's a LOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:36:13 2020 No.14811654 >>14811502 Why doesn't Don vomit too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:40:16 2020 No.14811674 >>14811654 he's younger and fitter, he actually works out he bribed the elevator operator as part of his keikaku

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:09:26 2020 No.14811803 >>14807485 you say that like you haven't, fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:12:52 2020 No.14811819 >>14807332 PO knows this is like licking cum off a rock it seems. Well we now know who cleans up on Saturday mornings at Stanley park.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:46:29 2020 No.14812001 >>14807441 The sauce to oyster ratio is wrong, but I’d try it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:56:06 2020 No.14812039 >>14807441 Would

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:58:09 2020 No.14812047 >>14811316 Split a bottle of absinthe with two buddies in college. Puked like this but I was wide awake lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:03:12 2020 No.14812073 >>14812047 >couldnt three man a bottle of absinthe pathetic anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:12:11 2020 No.14812107 >>14809625 You will never be a girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:24:42 2020 No.14812167 >>14807485 Lol, look at this faggot who hasn't tasted cum!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:46:09 2020 No.14812529 File: 220 KB, 1500x1081, B9B59604-3343-44C3-AF99-FD256C6C0D5F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14811536 Fellow smoked oysteranon! I go through at least 3 tins of these a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:50:33 2020 No.14812844 >>14807332 You're not even supposed to crew them. You're basically experiencing the brine

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:58:49 2020 No.14812897 >>14807485 >he's never cummed so hard that it shot into his mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:18:34 2020 No.14813329 >>14811513 >>14811536 >>14811569 I'm already a degenerate coomer. If I eat these will I gain superpowers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:20:06 2020 No.14813330 >>14807485 >he doesn't drink his own cum lmao fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:47:54 2020 No.14813496 >>14807441 Too much wasabi for me, expecially mixed in a drink, that would be harsh, looks awesome otherwise

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 20:55:19 2020 No.14813551 >>14807441 Are you supposed to chew

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 21:27:52 2020 No.14813757 >>14807485 You can talk girls you know

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:50:23 2020 No.14814250 >>14811536 Based, had me a tin of those with dinner tonight

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:03:35 2020 No.14814312 >>14811323 >having hangovers Do pussies really?

>>	European Male Mon Sep 28 23:10:31 2020 No.14814337 >>14814271 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:17:19 2020 No.14814364 >>14813757 There are no women here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 00:16:45 2020 No.14814596 File: 286 KB, 580x558, 0012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14807485

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:22:59 2020 No.14814996 >>14807332 you're making them sound better than they really are

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:24:43 2020 No.14815002 >>14814312 zoomer detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:26:23 2020 No.14815006 >>14807332 >tfw I can't eat bivalves

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:34:41 2020 No.14815024 >>14807332 yeah, bitches love that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:55:40 2020 No.14815065 >>14813496 I think there would be tons of other stuff going on that you would need that amount, especially for something that isn't really staying on the palette but more rushing past the throat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 02:58:05 2020 No.14815067 >>14809483 i'm too scared to ask my irl bros to anecdotally see if this is true or not

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:20:04 2020 No.14815120 >>14810021 This an edit of something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:23:29 2020 No.14815127 >>14815002 He said, on the alcoholic board. Most drinkers here can't have a hangover since they never let the buzz die down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 03:52:49 2020 No.14815177 >>14811330 You faggots are made out of thin glass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 06:00:10 2020 No.14815441 >>14809483 Nah, you sound like a faggot to me, chief.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 06:03:27 2020 No.14815444 >>14815441 >tasting your own cum is being a faggot so having a handjob with yourself (masturbation) is being a faggot too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 06:06:59 2020 No.14815448 >>14807773 You're right. Id rather drink cum than eat oysters. I have given oysters more than one chance and they are always disgusting. I just don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 06:14:31 2020 No.14815457 >>14811674 Kek

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