Confess

[Anonymous No.14806179]

I pan fry tenderloins to put in the fridge so i can eat them cold.

[Anonymous No.14806205]

I dont wash my hands when i cook

[Anonymous No.14806213]

>>14806179
Nothing wrong with that. You still cooked them.

[Anonymous No.14806215]

When I get drunk I unironically order chicken tenders for delivery. I know theyre a meme but theyre great.

I think I’m better than some people here because I have All Clad and Le Creuset and you niggas still using Lodge.

I dont like pork. Im not religious, I just think it tastes bad. The exception is canadian bacon, I eat a lot of that.

When I make curry I use the premixed marinade and yogurt because Im too lazy to make it from scratch.

I shill the fuck out of rice cookers and InstantPots.

I once fell asleep while boiling water and left the pot on the flame for like 5 hours after the water had boiled off. Pot was fucking fine though after some barkeepers friend.

[Anonymous No.14806336]

I was defrosting a steak over night and woke up to it on the kitchen floor. Cat must have knocked it over when I was sleeping. I washed the dirt off of it then cooked it up

[Anonymous No.14806363]

>>14806215
you sound insufferable

[Anonymous No.14806381]

>>14806179
Not weird, especially if you make steak salad.

[Anonymous No.14806450]

I like my fries soggy. Sometimes i even put on a lid on them after i take them out, and sprinkle some water so the steam softens them

[Anonymous No.14806614]

I fucking love shitty processed deli meats and spam and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.14806642]

While watching the rugby on tv I cooked a potato in the microwave. I left it on for too long and it caught fire. It was spinning around inside with a flame on top. I had to leave the microwave outside to get rid of the smell.

[Anonymous No.14806674]

>>14806179
I drink milk from the carton

[Anonymous No.14806753]

>>14806674
based

[Anonymous No.14806825]

>>14806336
Did the fucker even attempt to eat it, or did it knock it down purely out of spite?

[Anonymous No.14806923]

I keep eating spicy food when i know it will give me burning liquid shits

[Anonymous No.14807040]

>>14806179
i break spaghettis in half

[Anonymous No.14807181]

i like to pick my nose and put boogers on cheese slices and eat them. some times ill stick a finger up my bum and have a taste too.

[Anonymous No.14807194]

I make pizza subs with store-bought bread toasted under the broiler, a good spread of Rao's, deli pepperoni and ham, pre-packaged havarti, sliced red onion, olives, and banana peppers with a shake of crushed red pepper and dried herbs.

Forgive me, father.

[Anonymous No.14807277]

3 years ago i nut in my cousin pizza and 1 year ago in sandwich i made for her

[Anonymous No.14807372]

I putting ketchup on pizza.
>>14806450
Agreed, it's why chip shop chips/fries are the best, being wrapped in the paper steams them nicely and gives them a nice softness, I love it.

[Anonymous No.14807457]

>>14806674
it just tastes better

[Anonymous No.14807460]

>>14806674
I sat out in the living room with a massive hangover last week drinking milk from the carton and watching anime while my roommate was working about 6 feet over on the computer. Feels good being a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.14807476]

i like the cripsy fried egg

[Anonymous No.14808795]

>>14806215
disgusting

[Anonymous No.14809087]

>>14806614
amen brother

[Anonymous No.14809202]

I enjoy food more if it's past it's best-by date because it seems like I'm not interrupting anyone else's potential enjoyment of that food.
Maybe it reminds me of pinching pennies when I was younger.

[Anonymous No.14809222]

>>14806179
I chop the head off, of our homegrown chickens. So help me god

[Anonymous No.14809239]

>>14806215
Are you a nigger? You sound like a nigger.

[Anonymous No.14809272]

>>14809239

Nah my family is just really wealthy and I’m an admittedly elitist douchebag.

[Anonymous No.14809844]

>>14807476
Crispy/welldone bits on anything are the best. I avoid non-stick pans for a lot of shit just to get that bit of mega-flavourful crust on stuff

[Anonymous No.14810537]

>>14806179
>I pan fry tenderloins to put in the fridge so i can eat them cold.
Similar shit with me, i love steak done in this manner

[Anonymous No.14810548]

>>14806450
not even Jesus would forgive you

[Anonymous No.14810551]

>>14806179
I like spaghetti more when it is reheated (in a microwave) than just made, it has something to do with the sauce

[Anonymous No.14810553]

>>14809222
it's fine, chickens are delicious

[Anonymous No.14810747]

>>14806215
all clad is a meme

[Anonymous No.14811399]

>>14807460
>t.

[Anonymous No.14811421]

>>14810747

Yeah, only if you can't afford it. People who actually use it know it's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.14811561]

I ate my own jiz because people said i wouldnt loose my gains

[Anonymous No.14812102]

>>14809222
God I miss homegrown chickens and turkeys. Store-bought birds are like midgets in comparison

[Anonymous No.14813667]

>>14806179
i stockpile dishes for days until they are smelly and moldy then I put the in a bucket and wash them in my shower

[Anonymous No.14813686]

I like cold kfc better thsn fresh kfc. Only food ill do it wirh, shit is disgusting fresh, but not so bad cold.

[Anonymous No.14813708]

>>14806179
I don't eat beef because I'm unironically afraid of BSE.

I know it's a tiny risk, but I was a kid when BSE used to be a big deal, and learned what it does to a person's brain, and I've never eaten beef since.

[Anonymous No.14813796]

I can lick the dip of my own dick. Not because I'm really hung, but I'm quite flexible. Used to do gymnastics in high school and being able to do that actually gives me motivation to stay fit, but I've also developed ever so growing urge to have a cute twink to suck me off too.

[Anonymous No.14814089]

>>14806179

Alcohol is disgusting unless it's sweet enough that I can't taste the alcohol. Fuck your 'le cultured' belgian motor oil shit and give me a corona.

[Anonymous No.14814177]

>>14806179
I use this thing

[Anonymous No.14814185]

>>14806674
Milk? I all I wanted was a Pepsi!

[Anonymous No.14814198]

>made myself sick eating 4AM pasta again
Never gonna lose this weight...

[Anonymous No.14814228]

Raised in NY, in a household that had local pizza every week my entire life, but I go crazy for national chain pizza that everyone calls shitty. Like Dominos, Papa John's, and Pizza Hut.

[Anonymous No.14814247]

>>14812102
We have a farm nearby that does top quality free range birds. Most go to restaurants but they also have a small store. Carcasses for stock are very cheap but an entire bird, ready for roasting will set you back 30 to 35 dollars.

It's worth every penny. Huge bird, yellow fat and absolutely delicious.

[Anonymous No.14814403]

>>14814228
Ive been eating pizza hut for the last month every day, i started getting a small rash near my lips but didnt think it could be from the pizza, by now the rash is huge and pussy now i know for sure it was the pizza how do i sue pizza hut?

[Anonymous No.14814418]

I keep burning my eggs and deciding that my lack of willingness to learn means I don't like them

[Anonymous No.14814500]

i've cooked maybe 3 or 4 good meals since the pandemic started. i used to take a lot of pride in making good food for my family. now i just let my wife throw shit together. i think i'm depressed, bros...

[Anonymous No.14814526]

>>14814418
At least you’re honest with yourself

[Anonymous No.14814631]

>>14807194
Are you supposed to make them differently?

[Anonymous No.14814787]

I sip drams of Worcestershire
And I put garrum on baked lays chips.

My friends left me.

[Anonymous No.14814821]

>>14813708
why are you afraid of the Bombay Stock Exchange anon

[Anonymous No.14815044]

>>14809222
If their death is quick and they lived a decent life up until then, there is literally nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.14815066]

>>14807277
Boy I don't think even father can forgive you for that one

[Anonymous No.14815958]

>>14814821
Big Ticker shill pls go

[Anonymous No.14816005]

>>14814403
>Get stomach sick for eating like shit for a whole month
>Duurr how I sue pizza hut?

[Anonymous No.14816201]

I don't rinse my rice

[Anonymous No.14816884]

>>14810548
i love crispy ones too, but they're harder to pull off
also it doesnt matter how crispy they are since my bite is always one part fries, two part garlic yogurt sauce.

[Anonymous No.14816905]

>>14813708
not a big deal, ground turkey pretty much takes care of anything ground beef. sorry about the lack of steak, though

[Anonymous No.14816915]

>>14814418
cook on medium to low, with melted butter. flip when there's no runny bits. keep on this side for no more than a minute, serve

[Anonymous No.14817614]

>>14816005
Haha wow hey idiot, he has herpies

[Anonymous No.14818398]

I critique the cookalongs here but can only cook spaghetti. Most of my knowledge comes from Gordon Ramsay shows

[Anonymous No.14819109]

>>14806179
I dont disinfect after cutting up raw meat. I use hot water and soap to clean up. I also only use a wooden cutting board.

[Anonymous No.14820577]

>>14806674
barbarian

[Anonymous No.14820588]

>>14817614
*herpes