/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14803299]

What is the first candy you look for in the supermarket?

[Anonymous No.14803311]

>>14803299
Yes coffee is good for you

[Anonymous No.14803317]

>>14803299
You already know ;)

[Anonymous No.14803319]

>>14803299
Abba Zabba

[Anonymous No.14803320]

>>14803299
i literally can't stand women who wear skank clothing like that.

its such a turn off. She is some old man's baby girl and here she is at a supermarket with her ass all hanging out. Its disrespectful to the public, to her father and herself.

[Anonymous No.14803339]

>>14803320
I'd sniff her farts tho.

[Anonymous No.14803341]

Honestly i like a lot Snickers and kit kat , but i really don't know which one is the better so pretty much both

[Anonymous No.14803346]

Peanut M&Ms or Twix.

[Anonymous No.14803351]

Nothing chocolate. Usually Swedish Fish or Redvines

[Anonymous No.14803364]

[Anonymous No.14803375]

These two are my favorite candy. I always buy bags of them and then eat them that day.

[Anonymous No.14803666]

>>14803320
I agree with >>14803339 would totally sniff her farts.

[Anonymous No.14803742]

>>14803341
Yep, and these

[Anonymous No.14803748]

Chocolate: Kit Kat
Fruit: Starburst

[Anonymous No.14803773]

>>14803299
What is this? A secret in-store menstruator?

[Anonymous No.14803775]

>>14803742
the chocolate covered ones are godly

[Anonymous No.14803801]

>>14803299
Definitely
Whatchamacallit

[Anonymous No.14803815]

>>14803339
>>14803666
I agree with these guys. And you, mr. ->>14803320 are a bit of a homo.

[Anonymous No.14803821]

>>14803801
Based

[Anonymous No.14803832]

>>14803815
>Having standards of modesty makes you a "homo" now.

What sort of a homophobic are you anyway?

[Anonymous No.14803844]

either sweettarts or caramello

[Anonymous No.14803860]

>>14803299
kit kats if were talking strictly candy, but I much prefer talenti double dark chocolate

[Anonymous No.14803946]

>>14803299
white bubble butt marshmallow candies like the one in picrel OP

[Anonymous No.14803952]

>>14803844
if a w*man dressed like this in my grocer i would fucking deck her

[Anonymous No.14803953]

>>14803339
Pretty sure it's StPeach.

[Anonymous No.14804056]

>>14803299

reese's stix or take 5

[Anonymous No.14804060]

>>14803299
>>14803844
built to be bred.

[Anonymous No.14804062]

>>14803320
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.14804067]

>>14803299
>>14803844
tfw I try to make gf dress sluttier in public be she refuses

[Anonymous No.14804087]

>>14803320
>that
>skank clothing
Man I wish I lived where you lived. It gets so much worse here than frayed shorts and a hoodie.

[Anonymous No.14804165]

>>14803299
Zero bars, resses sticks, pocky

[Anonymous No.14804171]

>>14803299
Peach aka STPeach
Her bf is literally a cuck
It all works out perfectly

[Anonymous No.14804174]

>>14803952
Calm down, Ahmed. Why don't you go build a clock or something?

[Anonymous No.14804177]

>>14803299
>>14803844
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.14804183]

>>14803844
Like the young mademoiselle I'm looking to score Mr.Big.

[Anonymous No.14804197]

>>14804087
go on..

[Anonymous No.14804205]

>>14803299
I really wonder why people do this. I come onto a work safe board about one of my hobbies and then out of nowhere there's this. In looking at this I'll be pulled down into a cycle of thinking that, if I don't fight (which takes conscious energy being spent). will end up as too much time being spent with these animal thoughts. I just want to live a life I'm not ashamed of, and when these fucking coomer retards come onto a board about food or a board about building things or a board about the outdoors and try to drag me with them to Hell it makes me violently angry.
Pray for me anons.

[Anonymous No.14804212]

>>14803299
I don’t buy candy, because I’m not twelve years old.

[Anonymous No.14804214]

>>14804205
No

[Anonymous No.14804217]

>>14803844
Can anyone really honestly say she isn't asking for it

I mean come on now

[Anonymous No.14804222]

>>14803844
who would complain about seeing that, she looks great.

[Anonymous No.14804225]

>>14804222
A homesexual male only, not the type to reach for a snickers.

[Anonymous No.14804257]

>>14804205
Do you know where we are right now?

[Anonymous No.14804312]

I don't eat candy because I'm not a child or a fatass.

[Anonymous No.14804322]

Nobody said sour skittles.
why did no one say sour skittles?
I eat that shit until my tongue is raw.

[Anonymous No.14804341]

>>14804056
Based

[Anonymous No.14804351]

>>14804257
The cooking board?

[Anonymous No.14804388]

>>14804205
>pussy bad

[Anonymous No.14804613]

>>14803299
beef jerky

[Anonymous No.14804630]

>>14803320
I agree with you 100%

[Anonymous No.14804637]

>>14803320
>She is some old man's baby girl
hot

[Anonymous No.14804689]

>>14804637
No geezer you don't suddenly have a chance, you're a loser stuck here of all places

[Anonymous No.14804750]

>>14804177
based

[Anonymous No.14804757]

>>14803844
Built for BBC.

[Anonymous No.14804769]

>>14804757
She does not resemble British Broadcasting Corporation fans much IMO, but maybe she is a “virtual water cooler” discussion fan, what do I know?

[Anonymous No.14804958]

>>14804769
>incel humor

[Anonymous No.14804966]

>>14803320
Clean your room

[Anonymous No.14804973]

>>14804966
You misunderstand. He’s telling you to clean your room. His room is already clean.

[Anonymous No.14804986]

>>14803299
Strawberry Pocky and Crunch are my only weakness

[Anonymous No.14805011]

>>14804973
He cleaned it while jerking it to the pure virgin Mikhaila who saves her chastity for her daddy?

[Anonymous No.14805015]

>>14803320

Ay white boi she my baby girl now aight and ain’t nothin you can do bout it

[Anonymous No.14805026]

try it bros

[Anonymous No.14805033]

>>14805026
This.

[Anonymous No.14805429]

>dabs on starburst

[Anonymous No.14805442]

Lindt excellence

[Anonymous No.14805457]

>>14803299
Dairy Milk
>>14803320
Bet her mama's all proud tho.

[Anonymous No.14805780]

>>14803299
>make a candy thread
>provide an image of candy aisle
>attractive woman thotting
>incels reeee
>half the discussion in the thread is about whores

Fuck you OP and fuck you too retards taking the bait. You all know what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.14805801]

>>14803299
What's with the assless chaps? Is she getting ready to take a shit on the floor?

[Anonymous No.14805808]

>>14805780
shut up leftcel

candy: skittles, chocolate: reeses cups, confection: donut

[Anonymous No.14805814]

>>14805801
All chaps are assless.
That's kind of the idea, mate.

[Anonymous No.14805815]

>>14805801
mind your business

[Anonymous No.14805819]

>>14803320
You're just jelly because she's off limit for your sorry neet ass

[Anonymous No.14805835]

>>14803320
>seething this much

[Anonymous No.14805843]

And the winner is

[Anonymous No.14805858]

>>14804757
She looks quite cute
Would make a good presenter
or a weather girl

[Anonymous No.14805934]

We rarely eat candy, so none.

[Anonymous No.14805946]

>>14804757
fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.14806214]

>>14805946
She does

[Anonymous No.14806230]

I know shes an ethot but STPeach is still cute.

[Anonymous No.14806365]

>>14804067
she will when she cheats on you and you break up tho

[Anonymous No.14806373]

>>14806230
https://streamable.com/2qwx9

she's a dirty girl

[Anonymous No.14806380]

[Anonymous No.14806671]

>>14806365
I'm trying to arrange a bull but she refuses

[Anonymous No.14806706]

>>14803299
Either gummy worms or Whatchamacallit if I'm craving chocolate.

[Anonymous No.14806994]

>>14805026
that's the Stargate candy bar

[Anonymous No.14807295]

>>14803320
Based

[Anonymous No.14807338]

>>14804205
Just imagine smelling her farts. It will bring a smile to your face and warm your cold sad heart.

[Anonymous No.14807353]

>>14804757
her boyfriend is asian

[Anonymous No.14807358]

>>14803299
definitely not the best candy, but this...

[Anonymous No.14807364]

>>14803319
yep

[Anonymous No.14807454]

Twix.

And i would 100% double team her with her husband.

[Anonymous No.14807464]

>>14803299
I don't, because alcoholism cures my want for sugar, but Ferrero Rocher is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.14807596]

She belongs to the BIG ASIAN COCK

[Anonymous No.14807603]

>>14804171
It's her husband and what proof do you have he is a cuck?

[Anonymous No.14807632]

>>14803299
Constructed for the sizable stygian phallus

[Anonymous No.14807659]

Chocolate covered peanuts or maybe some licorice, red is best but black will do

[Anonymous No.14807670]

What's the matter wh*Toid? You upset your bitch is getting YELLOWED by my "small" (lol cope) wang? This is the truth white boi: no white girl wants to subject herself to dating a dumb fat white pig who dropped out of highschool and now lays bricks for a living. They need a mature, organized, smart, successful and wealthy asian MAN to make them feel safe and secure. They need a man who commands whitoids. A man who is on the top of the social ladder. They need a REAL MAN like me to shoot my seed into their womb

Small asian penis is a myth perpetuated by salty average IQ white boys because they can't get white girls because of their own small dicks and their dismal and mediocre careers/social standing.

[Anonymous No.14807675]

White bros... The yellow man.. he..

[Anonymous No.14807680]

>>14803299
Biggest dark chocolate bar I can find for the best price

[Anonymous No.14807698]

The only candy I'm willing to eat from a chain supermarket/gas station/etc is peanut M&Ms. Favorite candy overall is chocolate toffee, but only from the local candy shop.

[Anonymous No.14807860]

>>14803299
For me, it's the giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

[Anonymous No.14807867]

>>14805026
They're the better version of Butterfinger.

[Anonymous No.14808057]

>>14803299
Starburst. I'll literally eat one of these in a single sitting. That's why I only get it once every few months.

[Anonymous No.14808092]

>>14803299
Once I start, I can't stop.

[Anonymous No.14808099]

>>14803299
Liquorice, salty and BLACK

[Anonymous No.14808101]

>>14803320
Faggot ass prude

[Anonymous No.14808102]

>>14803320
How can you figuratively not stand something?

[Anonymous No.14808106]

>>14807860
The 1/2 pound one? I can only get that after the memory has faded for at least a year.

[Anonymous No.14808109]

>>14803320
Don't you have DID to schiz out on or something anon?

[Anonymous No.14808196]

>>14803299
who buys candy at a super market?

[Anonymous No.14808495]

>>14808196
Same people who buy packets of tea and giant hit discotheque albums I imagine

[Anonymous No.14808854]

>>14803319
not based literally the worst candy bar available

[Anonymous No.14809897]

oh you know what kind of "cand" i like baby :)

[Anonymous No.14809955]

>>14803952
fyi you're the problem, not her, freak.

[Anonymous No.14809962]

>>14803320
take the exit bag grandpa

[Anonymous No.14809986]

>>14805843
Finally someone posts the true chad candy bar.

[Anonymous No.14810929]

>>14803320
here i think it's for you

[Anonymous No.14811225]

100 Grand, followed by darrel lea's soft licorice

[Anonymous No.14811555]

>>14803299
>consuming candy

[Anonymous No.14812286]

Twix or Bounty's.

[Anonymous No.14812491]

>>14803299
I want her to use me as a toilet...that’s the candy I want

[Anonymous No.14812498]

>>14804177
I suddenly have to masturbate

[Anonymous No.14813831]

>>14803844
Everytime I see a girl with a nice ass wearing shorts or leggings in the market, I spend like five minutes walking around trying to look at different angles.

[Anonymous No.14814103]

>CMD+alt+F
>nobody mentions eye candy

[Anonymous No.14814159]

>>14803320
Based and Islam pilled

[Anonymous No.14814982]

I usually go for any of the generic store brand bags of sour neon gummy worms

[Anonymous No.14815174]

>>14803320
based but >>14803339 is also based

[Anonymous No.14815927]

Soy sauce