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14803224 No.14803224 [Reply] [Original]

Just used Uber Eats for the first time to order Panda Express. How badly did I just fuck up?

>> No.14803227

>>14803224
Ho boy

>> No.14803231

There's a lot wrong with your pic anon. A lot wrong.

>> No.14803235

>smoking weed indoors
>apple products
>lacroix
>black panty-mask
>jewber eats
>trashpanda express
>going to an anonymous imageboard looking for some kind of approval
I'm gonna say you fucked in every way. We're disappointed in you.

>> No.14803252
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>>14803224
>not getting chow mein
>not getting honey walnut shrimp
>using a fork instead of chopsticks
You've really done it this time, son

>> No.14803255

>>14803252
I agree on 1 and 3 but beijing beef and orange chicken are classics. it's a tough choice when you can only get 2.

>> No.14803262
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>>14803224
>He didn't get the chow mein

>> No.14803277

>>14803224
Imagine being so fat that Panda Express gives you two fortune cookies because you order enough food for two

>> No.14803283

>>14803277
Imagine worrying about the perception of minimum wage fast food employees

>> No.14803290

>>14803277
>implying

I’m 6’0” and weigh 170 lbs. I’m also more athletic than you.

>inb4 post your cock

I got banned last time for doing that.

>> No.14803323

DUDE

>> No.14803335
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14803335

>defensive skinnyfat stoner coomer exhibitionist pays way too much for fake chinese food, posts it and proceeds to argue with anons over his physique

>> No.14803405

>>14803224
Well considering you probably paid more in delivery fees than you did the actual food you probably fucked up pretty bad. But I'm not gonna shit on your order. Ignore the Panda Express haters. Enjoy your orange chicken. Hopefully it's not too cold.

>> No.14803423
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14803423

>>14803335
>>14803405
>paid too much

>> No.14803445

>>14803423
and what was the delivery charge?

>> No.14803455

>i'm ironically a faggot loser but really just a faggot loser

>> No.14803456

>>14803445
Can’t you read, retard? The total cost was $6.35. I had a promo code.

>> No.14803465

>>14803456
so you didn't tip the driver?

>> No.14803467

>>14803455
Damn, bro. Did I fuck your gf?

>> No.14803469

>>14803423
>Dipshit of Columbia

>> No.14803473

>>14803465
He tipped with a rip of course

>> No.14803475

Op here. Im a numale and looove sucking fat black cock5s while wearing hello kitty panties. Not sure if that matters

>> No.14803476

>>14803465
Why the fuck would I ever give a tip to a wagie? He can work more if he needs more money.

>> No.14803495

>>14803476
I hope he spit in your food.

>> No.14803509

>>14803467
lol no you my little bitch

>> No.14803518
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>>14803423
>>14803469
>Washington, DC
OP's gonna need to post either his hands or his nose.

>> No.14803519

>>14803495
>t. Uber Eats driver

Get a real job.

>> No.14803525

>>14803476
>lavishes in degeneracy
>lives in DC
>doesn't tip for delivery
Either a yuppie college student or a noseberg. Probably both.

>> No.14803527

>>14803518
>shitting on wageslaves and not tipping
OP is probably an intern for the trump campaign

>> No.14803529

>>14803525
>smoking weed
>degenerate

OK, boomer™.

>> No.14803531

>>14803527
More like a Bernout drowning in student loan debt who can't even afford a car.

>> No.14803539

>>14803529
Eating in front of a screen and smoking indoors are also degenerate things. Your love of Apple products also confirms that you're clearly a libshit faggot.

>> No.14803543
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>>14803518
>>14803525
you know who else lives in DC?
>b-but it doesn't apply for him

>> No.14803550

>>14803529
Degenerate was the wrong word, I meant faggot. Sorry.

>> No.14803552

>>14803543
>typing out an imaginary stutter
Lmao, what a faggot. Go back to /pol/, chud.

>> No.14803563

>>14803224
>showing off shitty pipe + shitty weed + shitty weed tools
idk what you eat, stop doing this

>> No.14803566
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>>14803539
>everyone who lives in DC is a pozzed leftoid

Wow, evidently you never wandered away from your trailer park.

>> No.14803578

>>14803531
Imagine unironically thinking owning a car is a sign of wealth.

>> No.14803579

>Beef and broccoli
>Teriyaki chicken or orange chicken
>Half chow mein
>Half fried rice
Simple 'as

>> No.14803584
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14803584

>>14803566
>more gun crime per capita than the next two states combined
Yes.

>> No.14803586

>>14803566
is that pic supposed to say anything to me?
DC is a 200% food desert

>> No.14803588

>>14803578
Owning a vehicle, yes. Paying for a loan or lease on a vehicle, no.

>> No.14803590

>>14803255
teriyaki chicken + honey walnut shrimp with chow mein. that's the only good order at PE.

>> No.14803591

>>14803586
>DC is a 200% food desert

HOLY COPE, BATMAN! I guarantee you DC has a better culinary scene than whatever flyover shithole you call home, Cletus.

>> No.14803594

>>14803591
>DC isn't flyover
Oh no, he actually thinks he lives in Virginia.

>> No.14803599

>>14803594
>i'm only pretending to be retarded

>> No.14803671

haha imagine trying to cope for living in 99% nigger DC

>> No.14803674

>>14803594
Virginia is the worst state I have ever been to.

>> No.14803681

>>14803590
bejing beef > sweetfire chicken > their steak bullshit > broccoli beef > teriyaki chicken > black pepper chicken > orange chicken > honey walnut shrimp

>> No.14803685

>>14803681
also chow mein is disgusting

>> No.14803691

I usually get 3 orders of teriyaki chicken with steamed rice because it's about 1300 calories which leaves me 200 for an evening snack.

>> No.14803697

>>14803591
>restaurants means people have access to grocery food

>> No.14803706

>>14803563
this
no one cares if you smoke weed
have some fucking dignity, you retarded nigger

>> No.14803714

>>14803706
relax it's just a child

>> No.14803715

>>14803706
I would rather be wasteful and roll some joints than smoke from a pipe that niggardly. At least buy a mini bong or bubbler.

>> No.14803717

>>14803697
>implying poor people matter

>> No.14803746

>>14803717
Poor people are the one's eating exclusively from restaurants. That's why they're all poor and constantly drowning in avoidable debt.

>> No.14803914

>>14803290
Kaffir Kannah.
Die.
You consoomed Mass-Produced rehydrated meatpellets doused and bound in Sauce-like product, not to mention to opted to consoom fucking Chinese food. Sinonigger-American food. You must be transdimensional faggot to actually enjoy it, and a literal nigger to get it from a corporate bigwig.
Kill yourself.

>> No.14803926

Can chickens cry?

>> No.14803955

>>14803224
You got the fried rice instead of the Super Greens.

You messed up BIGLY!

>> No.14804323

Holy fuck OP is such a faggot

>> No.14804384

Weed is for niggers and homosexual leftist, which one are you?

>> No.14804741

>>14803235
This medicated and numb life people are leading actually makes me feel ill. I just know there are 100000x+ people who live life in that manner and think nothing of that. A -> B, do all this stuff, vote for this guy, repeat meaningless phrases like “STAY THE FUCK HOME” “NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL” “BLM, ACAB”. Never having an original thought, never looking at themselves and actually giving thought to their life and future. All that matters is numbing yourself with state regulated marijuana, eating fast food for every meal, and not ever having any time for introspection even though these people tend to work pretty easy jobs or no jobs at all in some cases. I’m not even trying to be an edgy contrarian kid, who gives a fuck about staying in and ordering some Panda Express, the problem is when your life becomes so numb and cookie cutter that some real life soyjak could fill in for you and nobody would be the wiser.

>> No.14804748

>>14803235
Nothing wrong with Apple products, dumbshit

>> No.14804863

>>14803224
Panda express sucks. There's probably like 50+ takeout chink places near you that are better.

>> No.14804875

>>14803224
There are so many things that are wrong with this it has to be bait.

>> No.14804887

>>14804748
Technically, no. They're solid products but they're definitely not worth the price. Retards keep buying them though so it'll only go up.

>> No.14804893

ITT: we beat on OP

>> No.14804907

>>14804741
tl dr

>> No.14804921

>>14803224
>using the 10 dollar uber eats promo to order a plate from panda and blazing while its on its way

literally my exact plans for tonight. unless somebody convinces me to get something else

>> No.14804924

>>14804748
>Multiple tabs of the Steve jobs rule 34 open on his macbook

>> No.14804991

>>14804907
Lazy fuck

>> No.14805044

>>14803539
Imagine seething this hard at literally nothing
I feel bad for you

>> No.14805085

>>14804887
i finally quit apple for good after my 2013 mbp was the biggest piece of overpriced garbage i ever purchased

>> No.14805087

>>14804921
no one really cares what you get weed fag

>> No.14805089

>>14804741
u ok homie?

>> No.14805106
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>>14804741

>> No.14805108

>>14803674
Why? NoVA isn’t that bad

>> No.14805138

>>14803224
>How badly did I just fuck up?
Your whole life is a fuck up.

>> No.14805140

>>14805106
That’s honestly the truth. It has to be harmful to run your life like the way I mentioned, it can’t be good on the psyche to constantly keep yourself all doped out and following the herd without ever thinking of what you truly want or like.

>> No.14805153

>>14805108
If you enjoy being around chinks and poos sure.

>> No.14805163

>>14803746
This eating out as anything other than an occasional treat or social activity is a money pit.

>> No.14805255
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>>14803262
I often don't get it because they load it up with vegetables and skimp on the noodles at my Panda.

>> No.14805322

>>14803224
>crack pipe
>sugar water
>sugar food
>empty carb rice
>thinks uber eats is the issue

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>>14803235
hit the nail on the head and had the Applefag expose himself at the same time.

>>14804748
kill yourself

>> No.14805377

>>14803235
>t. "m-muh galaxy is just a-as g-good as your i-i-i-iphone,.."

>> No.14805385

>>14804384
I’m Catholic and national socialist.

>> No.14805388

>>14805138
Delete this.

>> No.14805402

>>14803465
He gets a salary

>> No.14805413

>>14803224
Why didn't you get panda world instead, anon?

>> No.14805444

Incels chimping out over a comfy delivery meal at home. Hate to see it.

>> No.14805448

>>14805444
says the incel in denial

>> No.14805458

>>14804748
except for the fact that you buy into a walled garden

>> No.14805494

>>14805458
99% of lagdroid buyers screeching about 'walled garden' are just trying to justify their bloatware huaweis that automatically upload their dick pics to the chinese government, or they want to steal software

if you're not an app developer you have no technical reason to buy an android phone, it's about poverty and stealing

>> No.14805533

>>14803224
I'm of the opinion that anyone who smokes marijuana should die.

>> No.14805564

>>14805458
I just switched to iPhone from android and I miss the google ecosystem. There’s also no good 4chan app here

>> No.14805568

>>14804741
That's right anon you tell those NPC's

>> No.14805611

whys this thread got 96 replies lol

>> No.14805614

>>14803224
Panda ALWAYS gave me the shits whenever I got it in college. That place sucked ass.

enjoy those greasy, vinegary shits anon

>> No.14805619

>>14803224
>Beijing beef
KINO taste imo

>> No.14805628

>>14803235
You forgot the Westinghouse TV remote, which means he has a black-friday tier budget TV... YET has a Bose Bluetooth speaker. Ngmi.

>> No.14805650

>>14805628
nothing wrong with bose if you don't care about sound quality. it's convenient and easy for normies.

>> No.14805658

>HURR DURR WEED BAD!!!

The only retards who think this are socially inept faggots who don't know where to find weed. Stick to your booze, retards. More weed for me.

>> No.14805660

>>14803529
>OK, boomer
Boomers smoked the shit out of it, they just didn't vote out their parents fast enough and became them.

>> No.14805710

>>14805458
stfu tim

>> No.14805811

>>14804921
Get a life faggot

>> No.14805827

>>14804741
Don't listen to the other faggots, they must be taking your post personally. You're right though.

>> No.14805830

>>14803224
>Just used Uber Eats for the first time to order Panda Express. How badly did I just fuck up?
1) Eating out of a container multiple people touched = dumb. Laying your fork right in the edges people touched = really dumb.
2) If you're going to use Uber Eats and their fees, you should have purchased more than a couple meals, and reheated some for a 2nd and 3rd meal. I'd have picked a 2nd dish that reheated well, like some teritaki grilled chicken for a sandwich, nonfried sauteed item like broccoli beef, or nonstick reheatable chow mein that would crisp up again, or some oven heatable egg rolls. More planned leftovers justifies and balances some of the convenience fees of this service.

>> No.14805856

>>14805830
shut the fuck up retard

>> No.14805872
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>>14803584
>comparing a city alone to it's sister city Baltimore's entire state

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>>14803529

>oK bOoMeR!!!!1

>> No.14806192

>>14803224
The white race was a mistake.

>> No.14806200

>>14805872
Not my fault the retards need their special zone status.

>> No.14806207

>>14806192
>OP
>(((white)))

>> No.14806217

>>14805377
>typing out an imaginary stutter
That's extremely homosexual of you.

>> No.14806226

>>14806200
The entire 95 from dc to baltimore to wilmington to philly to newark is a string of crime ridden black cities surrounded by resentful rednecks who wish they didn't have cucked gun laws

>> No.14806233

>>14803224
>has coasters and an ashtray
>still puts his la croix can and dollar store pipe directly on his scratched to shit table
Also, lmao at this faggot smoking indoors.

>> No.14806244

>>14806233
I used to use my apartments water heater closet which was outside on the patio.

>> No.14806254

Why the fuck are you guys bullying me? Please stop

>> No.14806268

>>14804741
have you considered the possibility that these people are actually thinking for themselves and that they just come to a different conclusion about the world than you do?

>> No.14806269

>>14806226
Man, I drove down from looneyland down to Florida and back when I was in college. Just coming out of Baltimore on my way back, and for the only time on my life I was pulled over by a cop who came out of his squad car with a fucking shotgun. After a tense couple seconds, apparently he realized he pulled over the wrong shitty used Datsun and we had a good laugh about it.

Jokes on him. I had been selling bootleg radar detectors to pay for my whole trip and still had a bunch of them in my trunk.

>> No.14806270

>>14805255

>getting mad because vegetables

Pathetic.jpg

>> No.14806283

>>14806269
what is wrong with you people

>> No.14806284

>>14803323
WEED

>> No.14806304

>>14803715
You’re what is wrong with weed smokers
>dude let’s just waste all the weed and burn it up in one bong hit lol
Retard

>> No.14806309

>>14806283
Fuck police. I'm happy at least one leaf isn't a commie bootlicker.

>> No.14806319

>>14806283
>he never paid for a college trip selling bootleg electronics
It was a different time...

>>14806309
I've had nothing but positive experiences with law enforcement my whole life, including that one I just mentioned. The guy honestly seemed pretty cool.

>> No.14806332

>>14806319
I got a ticket from some cunt highwayman in South Carolina and I fantasize about lynching him often.

>> No.14806377

>>14803235
OP irrevocably BTFO

>> No.14806393

>>14805377
I'm 100% positive my Note is better than an iPhone on every possible objective metric. IOS users just have Stockholm syndrome.

>> No.14806406

>>14806393
Apple is an American company. Imagine giving your wagebux to some foreign asian company that hires foreigners over an American company that hires your compatriots.

>inb4 cope

>> No.14806436

>>14806406
They built the iPhone in China but I heard that they are moving production to India or something. Either way foreigners are still being hired to produce an American product. I’m still getting an iPhone, hoping to get my hands on the IPhone 12 Pro Max but I’m just waiting to see when they unveil it and all that.

>> No.14806442

>>14806332
Eh, I've never gotten a ticket, and the giggles I get on the way to work seeing two or three dumbasses pulled over for illegally driving in the HOV lane right during "mandatory police fundraiser season" is more than enough for me. Yeah, it's still predatory, but fuck it's funny.

>> No.14806451

>>14806442
I'm from phoenix where you don't get a ticket unless you drive 90. It's hard to adjust to this communist coast.

>> No.14806574

>>14806451
I moved to the west coast up here awhile back, too, and it's hilarious how lax the highway cops are about speeding. Posted limit is usually 120km/h (75 for you), but anyone who drives regularly knows where all the speed traps are and just drives whatever as long as it's not icy. It's nothing like Ontario's roving gangs of highway cops.

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>>14804741
>>>14803235
>This medicated and numb life people are leading actually makes me feel ill. I just know there are 100000x+ people who live life in that manner and think nothing of that. A -> B, do all this stuff, vote for this guy, repeat meaningless phrases like “STAY THE FUCK HOME” “NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL” “BLM, ACAB”. Never having an original thought, never looking at themselves and actually giving thought to their life and future. All that matters is numbing yourself with state regulated marijuana, eating fast food for every meal, and not ever having any time for introspection even though these people tend to work pretty easy jobs or no jobs at all in some cases. I’m not even trying to be an edgy contrarian kid, who gives a fuck about staying in and ordering some Panda Express, the problem is when your life becomes so numb and cookie cutter that some real life soyjak could fill in for you and nobody would be the wiser.

>> No.14806603

>>14803224
>Panda Express
That was your first fuck up.

>> No.14806696

>>14803252
chopsticks are stupid

>> No.14806712

>>14805108
you're right, it's absolutely horrendous

>> No.14806736

>>14806696
>the unitasker fork vs the versatile chopsticks
lel I'm a white boy and even I know chopsticks are better. git gud

>> No.14806761

>>14806736
>Chopsticks
>does everything poorly

>Proper cutlery
>does everything well
Ah, so, ah so. Ferrow whyte man say chopstikki is guud?

>> No.14806832

>>14805650
Not bashing Bose. I'm making the point that he has a budget TV and a "higher end" speaker. Also just talking shit because I had a rough week. Emotional displacement is a silly little demon.

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>>14806832
>Also just talking shit because I had a rough week

>> No.14806993

>>14803224
>leaves his fucking drugs in every picture he takes.
Nah, Panda express seems right up your alley m8. Eat up.

>> No.14806999

>>14806993
>weed
>drugz

When will the meme end? Weed is more benign than alcohol, you fucking retards.

>> No.14807002

>>14803543
trumps a jew, we all know it

>> No.14807015

>>14803252

The chow mein would be great if it wasn’t 75% shredded cabbage. These kikes are so cheap the can’t be assed to give you a decent portion of the 2nd cheapest thing in the joint nope they’ve got to use the 1st cheapest as filler.

>> No.14807019

>>14806999
Yet I've yet to see anyone who actively uses it who doesn't base their entire life around getting their next DudeWeedLOL on.

At this point It could cure cancer and it wouldn't matter to the people who support it, just the high.

I see plenty of people drink and not spend their every waking moment talking about booze culture and how everyone should do it bro.

>> No.14807045

>>14807019
You're super judgmental. Most of the people you know don't tell you they smoke because you're a fucking narc.

>> No.14807269

>>14804741
tl;dr lol

>> No.14807287

>>14803224
price?

>> No.14807369

>>14806712
T. DC

>> No.14807856

I like la croix

>> No.14807958

is there really anything wrong with panda express? unless you live near an actual chinatown, most local chinese restaurants are dogshit imo

>> No.14807972

>>14803224
>weed
go back to r*ddit

>> No.14807989

>>14807972
>eating food sober

Do people unironically do this?

>> No.14808024

>>14805140
that picture is making fun of your point. people are more self aware than you think. iN the end you're still posting on /ck/ on a Sunday evening moron, lol.

>> No.14808047

>>14807958
I really hate their rice.

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14808219

>>14803224

1. fag mask that doesn't even stop the fake virus
2. gay weed user pipe that looks like a nigger crack pipe
3. apple remote
4. la croix

you make me fucking sick