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>marinate pork chops all day
>Dice potato's, mushrooms, peppers
>Gf sees it all
>"Pork chops on a Friday night? Can't we get little Cesar's or something?"

>> No.14797128

dump her she'll be 200lbs within 3 years

>> No.14797137

send her my way, pork chops suck

>> No.14797141
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>>14797122
What kind of bitch would turn down homemade pork chops for a shitty pizza place? Get a cute and charming girl who actually appreciates your delicious hard work.

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>>14797122

girls like the hot-n-ready zone

>> No.14797147

>>14797122
This story didn't happen

>> No.14797149

>>14797122

That is when you slap her to remind her of her place.

>> No.14797159

>>14797145
>ugly cunts like the mediocre and soggy zone
FTFU

>> No.14797173

>>14797122
>can't eat pork
based, now put her in a burqa to complete the transition

>> No.14797174

>>14797137
yea i'll DT her with this anon, fuck pork

>> No.14797176

kill your gf then cut her up and occasionally send a piece to her parents

>> No.14797190

>>14797176

this, but marinate her first

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>>14797122
>little caesars
Irredeemable. Dump her.

>> No.14797774

>>14797122
wtf
i wish my husband cooked for me
i'll come over and eat your pork chops, anon, and then you can chop my pork if you know what i'm sayin

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>>14797757
>>14797128
This.

>> No.14797912

>>14797122
what a dumb cunt

>> No.14798538

>>14797757
Definitely going for the happy chemicals on this one

>> No.14798614

>>14797122
That's how you can tell she's cheating on you.

>> No.14798671

>>14797774
Assuming this isn't a larp, you know the rules

>> No.14798780

>>14797122
You overcook your porkchops, don't you?

>> No.14798911

>>14798538
and then? it says you get two

>> No.14799021

>>14797757
Happy chemicals and the pod. I'll try and die in there

>> No.14799030

>>14797774
You shouldn't cheat on your husband....it would really hurt his feelings...you should know that he probably loves you alot and it would really hurt him if you did. I should know. I've been hurt