/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14796295]

>tastes like fuckin garbage
>gives you a headache

What's the appeal?

[Anonymous No.14796305]

a thread died for this bait

[Anonymous No.14796308]

It doesnt taste like garbage or give me a headache. Something must be wrong with u, OP.

[Anonymous No.14796331]

>>14796295
Yeah, I remember tasting beer for the first time

[Anonymous No.14796335]

>>14796295
It doesn't have one. People only drink because others do it.

[Anonymous No.14796348]

It tastes amazing and makes you feel literally euphoric. Stop being such a fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.14796355]

>>14796308
>>14796348
it tastes like fuckin garbage
gives you a headache
stop being such a fucking subhuman

[Anonymous No.14796377]

>>14796355
Sounds like you need a beer.

[Anonymous No.14796379]

>>14796377
No I don't cause it tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.14796387]

>>14796295
>t. asian

[Anonymous No.14796401]

>>14796295
You have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.14796404]

>>14796295
u sound cute, post feet

[Anonymous No.14796407]

>>14796404
Fag

[Anonymous No.14796408]

>>14796335
must be nice to live life without stress that requires coping with

[Anonymous No.14796413]

>>14796379
I have a few friends that share your view on beer. They're all skinny lanklets with social anxiety.

[Anonymous No.14796422]

>>14796295
>buy cheap ass beer made by a corporate committee, with the goal of maximizing quater to quater profits
>tastes like ass, gives you a headache
>complain on a Somalian boat building word exchange

[Anonymous No.14796423]

>>14796413
I was once a skinny lanklet with social anxiety, but then I started drinking beer. :^D))

[Anonymous No.14796527]

>>14796408
There are healthier ways to deal with stress. May I recommend actually learning how to cook if you don't already know? Also meditation is nice.

[Anonymous No.14796535]

>>14796527
la de fuckin' da, fruitcake
how about you teach me how to suck the biggest dicks since you seem like an expert

[Anonymous No.14796544]

>>14796535
Class is in session, but you may find the work too stressful, Anon. No alcohol on my campus.

[Anonymous No.14796556]

>>14796295

[Anonymous No.14796557]

I only drink beef during NFL season but thats because while watching the game, I enjoy mixed nuts, the nuts and beer fill me up enough that I dont need to leave the room to cook food and the beer gets me tipsy enough by the third quarter that Im enjoying myself, but not drunk enough that I won’t be able to go to work if its a Thursday night game.

Otherwise I agree, I would much rather wine or a cocktail with a meal. Although arguably, a beer with some light diner food like fried fish/chicken or a burger sounds like it would work.

[Anonymous No.14796563]

>>14796557

>beef

You niggers know what I mean

[Anonymous No.14796580]

>>14796557
Yeah, man, I always chug around 10 pounds of raw beef whenever the games on.

[Anonymous No.14796588]

>makes you fat
Thats the worst, miss me with that shit I dont wanna grow old to be a beer bellied abomination

[Anonymous No.14796595]

>>14796557
>>14796563
>I only drink beef during NFL season
>You niggers know what I mean

Yes, we do.

[Anonymous No.14796607]

>>14796535
Based af

[Anonymous No.14796645]

>>14796580
>>14796595

[Anonymous No.14796712]

>cheap
>large volume
>light buzz

Perfect for socializing.

[Anonymous No.14796722]

>>14796712
Only boring people need a buzz going in order to socialize.

[Anonymous No.14796738]

>>14796295

I remember being barely 21 and not knowing a whole lot about beer.

You need to look around bro. Germany makes some of the best beer in the world. There's also plenty of lighter beers you can try if you're not into the heavy ABV/IBUs. You need to try different types of beer before just taking a giant shit on all beer drinkers.

[Anonymous No.14796749]

>>14796722
I don't think you're an authority on who qualifies as boring.

[Anonymous No.14796757]

>>14796722
I need the buzz to stand the drivel of boring people. Also I'm a racist so of course I will always drink beer.

[Anonymous No.14796765]

>>14796749
>The alchololies are thinned skinned
The beer gut is just for show huh?

[Anonymous No.14796797]

>>14796295
I hate women

[Anonymous No.14796802]

>>14796797
Don't worry, I'm sure they hate you too.

[Anonymous No.14796813]

>>14796797
Holy based. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.14796818]

>>14796765
kek

[Anonymous No.14797661]

nothin like a cold beet after mowing the lawn brother

[Anonymous No.14797674]

>>14796295
bet you like jizz on the reg

[Anonymous No.14797687]

>>14796765
Who are you trying to impress? Your boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.14797815]

>>14796295
Some taste better than others, ranging from pissy water like am*rican ones to holy nectar of the gods. The only ones you could make an argument for tasting bad are some homebrewn ones by faggots who think theyre special and add random shit to them. Also dark stouts are kind of like liquorice in that they're an acquired taste.
All alcohol gives you a hangover if you drink too much so how is this an argument? Just don't get fucking wasted.

[Anonymous No.14797834]

>>14796295
>gives you a headache
you might actually be allergic to something in beer if it gives you a headache

>be celiac
>even low gluten ppm beers give headaches/brain fog

[Anonymous No.14797899]

>>14796757
LMAO holy smokes!!!

[Anonymous No.14797923]

>>14797687
Trying and doing are 2 different things my guy. I'm impressing your boyfriend, and I'm doing an excellent job at it.

[Anonymous No.14797926]

>>14796355
I'm sorry your friends made fun of you for being a bitch but that doesn't warrant taking up space on the board like this. Think about what you've done and take a lap, big guy.

[Anonymous No.14797933]

>>14797899
dumb lmaoposter

[Anonymous No.14798029]

>>14796295
Drink something other than American adjunct lagers. Try an imperial stout or a dark Belgium ale.

[Anonymous No.14798047]

>>14796295
makes me forget that I feel like shit

[Anonymous No.14798443]

>>14796295
You'll understand once you get a job and friends, faggot OP

[Anonymous No.14798504]

>>14796295
It gives me a headache too. I've tried all different kinds. Regular booze, wine, literally any other type of alcohol doesn't give me a headache, ever.

[Anonymous No.14798576]

>>14796556
my dad unironically did this to me today. Pissed me off, thought I know he was just interested inthe game itself.

Yes, I'm 27.

[Anonymous No.14798931]

Only beer I enjoy are wheat beers.

[Anonymous No.14798943]

>>14796408
You use alc to deal with stress?
Hope you don't spread your weak genes.

[Anonymous No.14798989]

>>14796757
>white men are racist because niggers and women don't care about craft beer

[Anonymous No.14799010]

Most of the time I tried beer it would always have this awful bready taste that I fucking hated. The only one I remember liking was this one called guinness that had more of a coffee taste. I'd be down to drink more beer similar to that.

[Anonymous No.14799175]

>>14799010
I never drank yet, but Guinness has always looked like it was tasty

[Anonymous No.14799222]

Id understand if you criticize beer for it's calorie content to alcohol ratio but these "criticisms" are just you being a tastelet and a pussy.

[Anonymous No.14799232]

>>14799010
I hate that kind of beer but there is a shit ton of it out there for you (stouts)

[Anonymous No.14799287]

>>14796797
I can drink to that haha sieg heil

[Anonymous No.14799293]

>>14796295
It tastes good and makes you feel good ontop of that. The headache is only if you drink too much.

[Anonymous No.14799307]

>>14796295
it distracts/numbs you to the pain of life

[Anonymous No.14799357]

>>14796295
It never gave me a headache because i'm not a lightweight faggot, but i do agree on the fact that it tastes fucking awful. It's a mix between bitter and rancid and there's no alcoholic beverage that tastes worse.

[Anonymous No.14799382]

Imagine not being able to acquire a taste for beer. What a fucking worthless life. Stick to baby food.

[Anonymous No.14799402]

>>14796295
Gotta adult and socialize anon :)

[Anonymous No.14799551]

>>14799382
>Imagine not being able to acquire a taste for beer. What a fucking worthless life. Stick to baby food

this

[Anonymous No.14799565]

>>14798576
Its annoying but if he dies tomorrow youre gonna regret not playing with him.

[Anonymous No.14799570]

>>14796295
give it to women and they get loosy goosy and you may FUCK THEM

[Anonymous No.14799572]

>>14798576
My dad really gets into it whenever I shootan or racing game. He doesn't play games at all, but had a fun time with my vr/wheel setup.

[Anonymous No.14799583]

>>14796335
Even on blueboards you need to be 18

[Anonymous No.14799589]

The biggest problem with it is that you can never have just one.

If I just have one or two pints I just get sleepy and feel weird. If I start, I have to keep drinking until I'm too tired to drink anymore.

[Anonymous No.14799745]

>>14798931
Same

[Anonymous No.14799769]

>>14796295
Beer is for men, not for faggots.

Says a lot about you, doesn' t it?

[Anonymous No.14799804]

>>14796295
I agree. Alcohol is for weak people who can't muster up courage to be more social or people who are afraid of being alone with their thoughts or people who lack willpower to make it through bad times.

Alcohol is the ultimate cope. Anyone trying to refute this is mentally weak.

[Anonymous No.14799812]

>>14799804
It's funny because it's always dorks with no social life who say stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.14799829]

>>14799812
Funny it's almost as if all weak people gather at bars and anything that revolves around drinking.

Just cause you do something in a group setting doesn't mean it's good for you. You let yourself be surrounded by people who need a cope for so long you can't function without the cope anymore.

I feel sorry for you addicts.

[Anonymous No.14799846]

>>14799829
Holy based. Fuck these alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.14799851]

>>14799829
I wish I had friends: the post

[Anonymous No.14799860]

>>14799851
You do realize friendships exist without the cope alcohol. Have you ever tried having a actual hobby or meeting people in a setting that wasn't a party? Oh I forgot, you don't go to events that don't have alcohol because you have zero personality unless the fire consumes you. If it doesn't, it's "boring". Ok, keep a bottle of alcohol up your ass everywhere you go, addict.

[Anonymous No.14799868]

I had six beers last night and I feel fine AMA.

[Anonymous No.14799870]

>>14799804
I bet you can easily "muster up courage to be more social", huh?
oh wait, you actually just spend your free time pretending to be superior to other people on a korean puppetry forum...

[Anonymous No.14799877]

>>14799870
Dang bro, you really btfo'd me. I'm done here - gonna cook myself breakfast and read my books until my other friends wake up. Enjoy your 9 am beer, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14799891]

>>14796295
Yeah didn't like beer myself until i was 35 or so, still it's drinkable but if it didn't get me drunk i would never touch it :D

[Anonymous No.14799897]

>>14799877
Do cartoon characters sleep?

[Anonymous No.14799904]

>>14799897
Not that OP, but you really have embarrassing comebacks.

[Anonymous No.14800146]

I used to love vodka and hate beer, but then i drunk
myself unconcious one time with vodka and drunk like 50+ beers since and now i hate vodka and drink beer every day before or during school, its comfy as fuck.
Im 18 and Polish, we drink early here

[Anonymous No.14800149]

>>14796295
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.14800153]

>>14800149
You heard it here OP, the appeal is that people saw their dad drinking it so they drink it themselves to be big boy adults

[Anonymous No.14800165]

Drink imports

[Anonymous No.14800175]

>>14800153
maybe the first time, but after you get drunk one time you get the appeal, unlike with cigs which only get appealing after your already addicted

[Anonymous No.14800195]

>>14800175
>enjoyed the taste of cigs first time I smoked one
>never got addicted and have the same pack for over 6 months
Maybe my tastebuds are just dead.

[Anonymous No.14800230]

>>14797661
I too enjoy a cold beet. I like em raw and crunchy.

[Anonymous No.14800236]

>>14800195
I smoke a couple times a year whenever im drunk on a party and someone offers me one, but even when im shitfaced i hate them and can barely finish one, but i like the ritual and intimate conversations on the balcony. Never even wanted to buy a pack for myself

[Anonymous No.14800246]

>>14799175
Stouts and porters like Guinness tend to have a coffee or chocolate flavor because the malt is roasted in the same way as coffee and cocoa beans. Guinness is the lightest flavored stout I've ever had but it's still pretty good. If you wanna try a very similar one with a more robust flavor look for Murphy's Irish Stout.

[Anonymous No.14800253]

>>14796295
I would take a Guinness over a Coke any day

Never really understood the hype about soft drinks

[Anonymous No.14800260]

spirits > non-alcoholic beverages >>> wine > beer

[Anonymous No.14800280]

>>14796295
Makes socializing easier.
I don't drink beer, but when I do get drunk, I always drink plenty of water before bed. Wake up with zero hangover

[Anonymous No.14800308]

>>14800175
I never smoked but when I'm around a smoker I enjoy the secondhand
Tastes kinda vanillay sometimes

[Anonymous No.14800313]

>>14800260
gay

[Anonymous No.14800315]

>>14799860
>>14799904
Funniest thing about this incel whining is that I don't even drink, lol.

[Anonymous No.14800336]

>>14796295
Stop drinking shitty cheap beer, if you spend a bit more you can get some that's actually good.

[Anonymous No.14800372]

>>14796295
It's part of growing up faggot. It doesn't have to taste good, as long as it sends the right signals.

[Anonymous No.14800416]

>just keep drinking bro it's an acquired taste

How about you stop defending giving stockholm syndrome to your tongue?
If something tastes bad just don't eat it retard

[Anonymous No.14800530]

>>14800416
It is an acquired taste as are most foods consumed by adults. This is the reason most of us grew out of gummy bears and consume vegetables.
Also nobody is forcing you to stop being a manchild. You can keep having your choccy milky freely.

[Anonymous No.14800539]

>I hate whiskey
>I hate beer
>I hate licorice
>I hate onions
>I hate strong cheese
tastelet phrases that immediately out you as a child.

[Anonymous No.14800588]

>>14796295
OMG!! Jarren. Have you tried the new Screaming Armadillo Triple IPA infused with fair ttade saffron? My wife's bull gave me permission to have a night out with the guys and i tried it.

Depends on what beer you're drinking, you enormous faggot.

[Anonymous No.14800598]

>>14796295
it's one of those things that are actually awful but you keep doing it until you convince yourself you like it. beer had it's place in the ancient times when it was hard to store and transport potable water and also get some quick calories. nowadays it's for alcoholics lying to themselves.

[Anonymous No.14800604]

>>14800530
>if you don't like eating and drinking shit you're not mature

peak cope
plenty of good food that's not sweets and epic choccy cartoon garbage
if you want to eat shit good for you my man, just stop trying to rationalize it

[Anonymous No.14800654]

All of the non drinkers in this thread are under 18 or friendless losers. Or both.

[Anonymous No.14800659]

>>14800604
except hes right
im just 18 and i used to hate beer 1-2 years ago but ive drunk so much of it i love it now, and its my favourite alcoholic drink

[Anonymous No.14800665]

>>14800659
congratulations, you ate shit until you started liking eating shit
some of us just rather avoid shit altogether

>>14800654
pic related

[Anonymous No.14800674]

>>14800665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU-xNHDrgeY

[Anonymous No.14800781]

>>14796295
If you think that's awful wait until you try this, It's so awful you have to mix it with 70%+ coke to be tolerable (it still tastes bad).

[Anonymous No.14800789]

>>14796355
it never gave me headache

[Anonymous No.14800858]

alcohol dont taste very good but once you get used to it and you add the psychoactive effect into the equation this shit is amazing, you tastlets need to grow up

[Anonymous No.14800892]

>>14800781
you are wrong. fernet is great, prefer underberg tho

[Anonymous No.14800975]

>>14800604
It doesn't taste like shit to us because we don't have children palates, that's the whole point, manchild faggot.

[Anonymous No.14800994]

>>14800665
By your "logic", vegetables and seafood are "shit" because children dislike them. Sorry to hear you still have the taste buds of a child, subhuman.

[Anonymous No.14801004]

>H-hehe you're just an underaged kiddo, you'll get it when you grow up ;)))))
Biggest alcoholic cope there is

[Anonymous No.14801109]

>>14801004
anon, people really genuinely develop a liking to more bitter foods over time, not just alcohol

[Anonymous No.14801272]

i'm absoluttely blasted right now

[Anonymous No.14801286]

>>14801272
me too anon, i was just at a family event, ate like 6000 calories had 2 beers and 4 glasses of wine, all for free and my aunts even gave me money
lifes good

[Anonymous No.14801367]

>>14796295
Is it good for gut flora and ADHD ?

[Anonymous No.14801380]

>>14801367
get drunk and see
it sure helps with anxiety tho

[Anonymous No.14801409]

I usually drink alcohol free beer, it's delicious with savoury snacks

Every now and then I also enjoy a regular beer, it's quite nice to get a buzz after only a pint

[Anonymous No.14801415]

>>14801409
i like beer but why drink 0% beer?
Its not the best tasting thing in the world, theres so many other delicous things you can drink instead

[Anonymous No.14801437]

>>14801415

No idea, I just love some 0% beer while eating some chips after coming home from work

Otherwise I drink a can of Paulaner Spezi

[Anonymous No.14801466]

>>14801415
there is actually good beer though if you aren't an overexposed little bitch who eats nothing but candy

drinking black coffee for a few years helped me notice so much more complexity in different beers, especially IPAs and more bitter stuff

[Anonymous No.14801577]

a travis scott meal thread died for this

[Anonymous No.14801994]

>The amount of no personality alcoholics on this board seething at people calling them out
Cope harder. The neurotoxin you drink is not a substitute for an actual good time with actual good people. You only drink because of peer pressure, and because you are miserable but don't want to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.14802002]

>>14796408
i cope with hard liquor
beer should've been left behind in the 19th century

[Anonymous No.14802029]

>>14796422
this

if you buy shit like bud light of course it's gonna taste like piss

[Anonymous No.14802041]

>>14801994
I drink alone so the peer pressure argument is invalid. I'm miserable but that has nothing to do with my drinking.

[Anonymous No.14802048]

>>14802041
>falling for the b8

[Anonymous No.14802087]

>>14802041
>I'm miserable but that has nothing to do with my drinking
Never said people like you were. You drink as a crutch for a weakness in your willpower. I can tell you as someone who used another addiction to cope with stress, it doesn't do you any favors to indulge heavy in a substance, or any addiction.

[Anonymous No.14802094]

>>14802087
>who used another addiction to cope with stress
Anon, we already knew you gargled cocks on the reg, you didn't need to spell it out.

[Anonymous No.14802121]

>>14802094
Nah, but at least you turned any offers to suck dick Even though the only reason you gave to turn them down was "I can't get wasted on cum."

[Anonymous No.14802130]

>>14802121
I can't decode your garble, ESL faggot. Are you sure you're okay to post with that dick in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.14802149]

>>14802130
It's much easier to type with blood going to your penis, than being drunk and beating your kids. I'm good.

[Anonymous No.14802154]

>>14801437
>>14801409
Whar are some good 0% beers?

I've only tried a 0 Heineken and that doesn't taste great with or without the alc

[Anonymous No.14802161]

>>14802149
At least you admitted it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14802170]

>>14802161
Fags don't beat children as often as alcoholics. That's a win in sobriety's book.

[Anonymous No.14802184]

>>14802170
A beaten child still contributes to society, which is 100% more than your nonexistent children, cum-gargler. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14802214]

>>14802184
I am a strong and interdependent One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater, and I deserve more respect. I have pumped out many more children than you will ever have, and non of them will grow up with brain damage from me beating them, so they won't become alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.14802265]

>>14796295
Drink german beer and you will chance your mind

[Anonymous No.14802891]

this thread is a big yikes but it's the most undergrad thing ever

idk what to say, I was the same until I tried it from a tap, and it was then that I understood Homer Simpson and how he just licks off the foam all satisfied

[Anonymous No.14803035]

>>14802130
It's funny how all the posts you attribute to "ESL" posters always either are grammatically sound or just have a typo while yours invariably bear grammatical errors. You probably think your English is good and try to LARP as a native speaker but fail at it, LOL.

[Anonymous No.14804063]

>>14796295
soybeanoil boys drink it because they're supposed to

[Anonymous No.14804094]

>>14796295
Yeah I don't really get the obsession people have with beer either
I've tried plenty, some are just about alright, most are straight up shit
None are anywhere near as good as some people will have you believe
Do these people have beer-Stockholm syndrome or something like that

[Anonymous No.14804894]

This while thread is more applicable to coffee than beer

[Anonymous No.14804914]

I wish it did taste like garbage. I would be easier to overcome my alcoholism. Hell, I am drinking beer right now.

[Anonymous No.14804947]

>>14796423
Now you're fat

>>14796557
Keep drinking beef dumbass

>>14796738
Retard

All of you are fucking dumb and have no taste. The only alcoholic drink worthy of consumption is VODKA. If you can't drink vodka and prefer beer, THEN YOU ARE A MORON.

[Anonymous No.14804951]

>>14799870
Kys beer shill

[Anonymous No.14805018]

>>14796355
You're the subhuman if drinking a beer gives you a headache

[Anonymous No.14805211]

Chimay Blue or Sint Bernardus or Schneider Weiss or Pilsner Urquell is good stuff. Stop drinking bad beer.

[Anonymous No.14805233]

It's fun to be drunk

[Anonymous No.14805326]

>>14796295
The hell is with zoomers? I started drinking when I was 12 and loved my first beer (Guinness). Now I’m 33 and I still love beer, would like to get into making my own but it looks like it can be difficult to get a good brew.

[Anonymous No.14805356]

>>14796563
he knew what was gonna happen, he even tried to prevent it
poor guy

[Anonymous No.14805358]

>>14805211
not everyone lives in western europe

[Anonymous No.14805984]

>>14805358
you can buy that shit at any true liquor store

[Anonymous No.14806082]

>>14805326
Nobody carries you sad alcoholic, so what if young people don’t want to poison themselves with bread water? Also if you are telling the truth that’s really fucking depressing, you spent over 1/2 your life drinking alcohol since you were a child, I fear for your organs.

[Anonymous No.14806154]

>>14805984
Yeah but how many people live close to a beer shop?

[Anonymous No.14806275]

>>14796295
beer is good OP

[Anonymous No.14806326]

>>14806275
no it isn't

[Anonymous No.14806335]

>>14796295
Stop throwing malted barley, hops and yeast into your temperature controlled garbage.

[Anonymous No.14806369]

it makes sex with unattractive women more enjoyable

[Anonymous No.14806388]

>>14796295
But I like guiness

[Anonymous No.14806685]

>>14796348
it honestly does taste shitty, dude. the few times i drink beer, i mix in some strong vodka so it at least gets me fucked fast. its not something to drink for taste. if anyone actually enjoys the taste of beer, something is wrong with their head

[Anonymous No.14806788]

I'm 36 and recently dropped shit beer for acoholic spritzer. I do still like a proper beer though.

The shite bottom barrel is fucked

[Anonymous No.14806920]

>>14796757
I saw a post from a brewery near me saying less than 25% of people in the craft beer industry are black. Less than 25% of the American population is black. What the fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.14807021]

>>14806082
Nothing in his post indicates he is an alcoholic, you sad virgin. For all you know, he could have a glass per week.

[Anonymous No.14807951]

>>14796295
Neurotypicals need beer as a excuse to get drunk and be quirky without getting a diagnosis in the process, a act that can be done without consequences for people who are autistic, because they can't get double diagnosed.

[Anonymous No.14808661]

>>14796295
>tastes like garbage
>gives me a headache
Just like my wife!

[Anonymous No.14809791]

Men who don't like beer are almost always petty manchildren, it's the easiest tell ever I've never met a dude who hated beer that wasn't mentally stunted in some way or just an incel virgin neet

[Anonymous No.14810105]

>>14796295
>>14796335
>>14796355
I used to be of this opinion and would defend it vehemently. Turns out you just have to keep on drinking beer regularly and you'll eventually start to find the taste tolerable, then pleasant and then delicious for some specific types (for me it's black beer).
Beer is the epitome of acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.14810295]

>>14804947
>Now you're fat
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.14810327]

>>14796295
Wew lad, this site is 18+.

[Anonymous No.14810345]

Bought the last 6 pack of Miller high life (glass bottles) at heb yesterday because I kept seeing it shilled on ck and it was the last one in the store. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.14810373]

>>14796295
the bitterness pairs nicely with fatty foods.
fuck off tastelet.

[Anonymous No.14810379]

>>14810373
>tastes like fuckin garbage
>"nice" anything

fuck off tastelet

[ninjagofan100 No.14810397]

i don't really understand the appeal of beer or any other alcohol for that matter.
honestly it all tastes like expired fruit.
milkshakes are much better, rather drink milkshake calories than beer/whatever calories.
and yeah, i've tried multiple types of beer, from czech/slovak beers to austrian, german, spanish, whatever. it all just tastes and smells like the same utter shit.

[Anonymous No.14810421]

>>14810345
Shit. Miller High Life is trash but it is cheap. You got played, son.

[Anonymous No.14810486]

>>14798931
Wheat and blond beers are always what I imagined or "wanted" beers to taste like growing up. Bready, yeasty, slightly sweet. Incredibly refreshing.

[Anonymous No.14810775]

>>14799860
Have you ever then hung out with those people after whatever activity united you was over and they all started getting drunk? Or do you just quickly leave?

[Anonymous No.14810788]

>>14810345
high life is liquid kino, exc

[Anonymous No.14810870]

>>14810775
Yea we hang out all the time. They aren't drunkards so they just go for a pint and we just talk all night. I get myself a nice cold soda if they don't make non-alcoholic drinks but I love bitter ginger and lemons mixed together.

I'd never hang out with people who need supervision when it comes to drinking - aka being the designated one. Like all those gay commercials say, drink responsibly... Or don't drink at all.

[Anonymous No.14812323]

Buying booze someone else made is peak pleb behavior.

[Anonymous No.14812343]

>>14796295
>headache

Either underage or subhuman chink

[Anonymous No.14813224]

>>14796295
Clout with the normalfags.

[Anonymous No.14813230]

I think it tastes OK

[Anonymous No.14813348]

I'd feel sorry for guys who can't enjoy a good beer if they weren't all complete faggots.

[Anonymous No.14813357]

>>14796295
FUCKIN LOVE ME SOME BREWSKIS

[Anonymous No.14813396]

>>14796295
it taste like bitter rotten barley. I never have figured out why people like it so much and I spent 2 years in college trying to acquire a taste for it.When I left college I stopped drinking it for a year and when I tried to drink it again it tasted worse then when I first tried it.

[Anonymous No.14813423]

>>14813396
You are drinking shit cheap beers or have the pallate of a kid.

[Anonymous No.14813429]

>>14796580
>he doesn't know about beefy drink
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.14813431]

>>14813423
>pallate of a kid.
why thank you! you just said I have the ability to taste and smell things that you probably can't. which is true.

[Anonymous No.14813444]

>>14796305
>>14796335
>>14799551
>>14801994
>>14813230
>he posts anime

[Anonymous No.14813473]

>>14813396
>drink dogshit natty light and PBR at frat parties
>"wtf all beer sucks"
Pinhead dipshit

[Anonymous No.14813484]

>>14813473
you assume much young one, you have no idea what I have tried. not one beer ever has made me go "I'd like a second one of those!".

[Anonymous No.14813491]

>>14801367
Depends how your ADHD manifests. My concentration is absolutely terrible, I lose track of sentences halfway through reading them and have to repeat over and over, and I can hardly ever complete a task without forgetting a crucial detail due to this fogginess that's in my head and my thoughts going everywhere at once, and I find just one beer or two really slows me down and helps me focus.

[Anonymous No.14813492]

>>14809791
This, beer is so fucking varied in types and flavors that there is literally something for everyone and any spaz that writes off beer entirely because they had a miller once and didn't like it is a big fucking baby

[Anonymous No.14813502]

>>14813484
If you drank beer a lot in college you almost certainly have only had trash macros or hipster IPAs, it's a tale as old as time and you aren't special

[Anonymous No.14813512]

>>14813431
whatever you say kid, just eat the veggies ok?

[Anonymous No.14813525]

>If you drank beer a lot in college you almost certainly have only had trash macros or hipster IPAs, it's a tale as old as time and you aren't special

[Anonymous No.14813530]

>>14796355
>doesn't have the genes to properly digest alcohol
>calling anyone else subhuman
lmao

[Anonymous No.14813532]

>>14813525
>wojak posting midwit hates beer
Not surprised in the least

[Anonymous No.14813545]

>>14813532
>hurr durr, if you dislike brer, you are midwit

[Anonymous No.14813557]

>>14813545
You're right, midwit is soundly overestimating your level of intelligence.

[Anonymous No.14813558]

>>14813545
You have to be 18 to post on 4channel.org

[Anonymous No.14813573]

>>14796527
Chefs are the biggest drug addicts on the planet

[Anonymous No.14813614]

>>14813573
do you actually have any evidence to back that statement up or are you just rambling on with your schizophrenic conspiracies like some /x/tard

[Anonymous No.14813658]

>>14813614
No I just have anecdotes of us all being on something. Personally I used adderall.

[Anonymous No.14813691]

Beer is trash. Yes that means ur shitty dark german ales too. Wine and mid/top shelf liquor are the only alcohol worth drinking

t. had sex last night and came in her mouth

[Anonymous No.14813705]

>>14813691
>came in her mouth

[Anonymous No.14813728]

>>14813705
I'm a 30 yr old boomer but nice try nigger

[Anonymous No.14813746]

>>14813728
you are a massive faggot if you are 30 years old and you can only bring yourself to come inside of a girls mouth instead of just unloading in her pussy

[Anonymous No.14813772]

>>14813746
>>14813746
Did that with my gf when she was on birth control. Bad idea lads. Unironically too high test/potent bros....

[Anonymous No.14813834]

>>14813444
>Link
>Jack Frost
>Anime

[Anonymous No.14813858]

>>14813746
Have you ever even had sex? If a bitch knows what she's doing mouth feels 10x better than pussy. You never had a chick hoover the head of your cock while massaging your balls as you drain 2 weeks worth of load down her throat? You'll feel like you don't have a bone left in your body. Virgin loser.

[Anonymous No.14813865]

>>14813858
dude, you are a closet homo if you think a mouth feels better than pussy, its ok, you can come out of the closet

[Anonymous No.14813875]

>>14796295
I just had two tins of Guinness, and I thought it was quite nice. You have to stop though, and not at 6 because you have a 6 pack. You stop at 2.

[Anonymous No.14813878]

>>14813865
Fuck you I make 100k/year and have 2 Aryan sons. Goddamn right i would fuck a trap too ain't no closet here. Log off for the night kid, men are talking

[Anonymous No.14813883]

>>14796295
Not all beers were created for your pallet. You probably don't even know how to pair them with a steak vs fish dinner. Faggot

[Anonymous No.14813891]

>>14813878
>willingly admitting you would engage in homosex
>calling yourself a "man"
you need help buddy

[Anonymous No.14813895]

>>14813858
I'm sorry your gf is a stretched out ho

[Anonymous No.14813899]

>>14813891
I would fuck you in the ass and make you call me daddy, now shut up before I slap you

[Anonymous No.14813911]

>>14813899
I would literally flay your torso open and dump piping hot oil directly over your vital organs if you ever made an advance like that on me IRL, faggots like you should be killed in broad daylight

[Anonymous No.14813933]

>>14813911
LOL nice larp I could literally spit on your wife's face in public and you would look at your shoes. Worm.

[Anonymous No.14813945]

An anon forum and you still delete your post, just kill yourself

[Anonymous No.14813969]

>>14813945
who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.14813988]

>>14796757
Do these fucking people come out of an assembly line? Do they lack self awareness when they all make this stupid fucking face or do they lean into it "ironically" because they know it's a meme? I think soyjak is forced unfunny garbage but I'm constantly reminded that the exact type of person it mocks actually exists.

[Anonymous No.14814319]

I'll admit, I've only ever had anything alcoholic when I was like thirteen during a new year's celebration or some shit like that (I'm essentially self-employed so I don't have business drinks). And that one time I had it, it tasted like fucking shit. Sour as all hell and without any fizzle or spark to it. What's the appeal? Was I too young to taste it?

[Anonymous No.14814907]

>>14805326
I've never made beer but I make hard cider all the time, it's good for beginners because it's so easy. You just pour brewing yeast into apple juice and sit on it for a couple weeks, comes out tasting light and tart and ~7%abv (if you use a yeast rated that high, some are designed to die off at lower abv).
The most labor intensive parts of the process are washing your brewing equipment beforehand and transferring it to another bucket after it finishes fermenting so it can mellow out and clarify away from the dead yeast that'll accumulate on the bottom of the first bucket. I use a siphon but I've heard you can buy brewing buckets with spigots that also work.

[Anonymous No.14814971]

>>14796295
Some doesn't taste bad and some people like the bad taste. I'm sure someone will get as upset as you're hoping they will in this thread. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.14815471]

>>14804947
vodka is proof of the cultural inferiority of the slav

[Anonymous No.14815521]

>>14813878
Holy fucking based