/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14795640]

>coffee creamer
>creamer

>go to store
>look at coffee creamers
>90% of coffee """""""creamers""""""" has soybean oil as the base
>the other 10% is half and half with milk as the first ingredient and more sugar than fat
Who invented this "creamer" lie? There is no CREAM, it should not be allowed to be called a creamer

If Pringles got sued for calling themselves a potato chip, how has coffee creamers not have been sued yet?

[Anonymous No.14795650]

But anon, it's not called cream. It's called creamer because it makes your coffee creamier, which is a property independent of cream.

[Anonymous No.14795654]

>>14795640
Just buy cream, mutt

[Anonymous No.14795662]

Just put powdered milk with some vanilla, is the same and less fattening, also cheaper, provided you can find actual powdered milk with no soybean oil which seems to be in all of them

[Anonymous No.14795672]

welcome to the future old man, you will drink the soy.

[Anonymous No.14795695]

>>14795640
It doesn't say creamer anywhere on the label. Are you illiterate? Can you not read?

[Anonymous No.14795898]

Both my geriatric parents buy a $7 bottle of this shit a week, if you tell them it's just half and half with sugar and cutting agents probably worth 65¢ total, they get very angry at you

[Anonymous No.14795910]

>>14795640
i tried to get my mom to switch from this shit to the natural creamers that use milk as a base with sweeteners and she started screeching she's not buying milk twice, why are boomers so damn retarded

[Anonymous No.14795997]

I like the hazelnut liquid “creamer”, you going to cry about that?

[Anonymous No.14796023]

but the perfect coffee creamer already exists...

[Anonymous No.14796029]

>>14795640
just buy the half and half old man, it's in the refrigerator
i buy coffee creamer because it's shelf stable and lasts forever, as opposed to half and half which turns rancid about 5-6 days after i open it, no matter how small the carton is

[Anonymous No.14796034]

>>14796029
I mean the powered coffee mate, the liquid flavored shit is an abomination.

[Anonymous No.14796042]

just wait until you learn about """spread"""

[Anonymous No.14796054]

Milk and sugar for me. I only use coffee creamers if I run out of milk.

[Anonymous No.14796066]

Coconut cream is the superior coffee additive.

[Anonymous No.14796068]

>>14796042
Who actually makes shit like this?
As far as I can tell, it only exists because unscrupulous dollar stores will sell it whenever the price of real cheese that month is too expensive.
I actually bought the non-melting version once thinking it was real cheese, it just curled up and burnt like plastic.
I'm pretty sure it's plastic.

[Anonymous No.14796081]

>>14795640
What the fuck is a coffee creamer???
Is this some gay big city millennial shit?
Where I'm from we have coffee CREAM
regular CREAM
no sugar no soyboy shit
It's like milk but with more fat.

[Anonymous No.14796091]

>>14795640
The entire point of creamer is that it isn't cream
if you want cream
buy cream

(also, you guys are weird. Just use milk.)

[Anonymous No.14796106]

>>14796091
>cream
>creamer
where is the mythical creamest?

[Anonymous No.14796118]

>>14796106
right here bby
*grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.14796139]

>>14795640

I use Coffee Mate original powdered creamer because otherwise, I’d run out of milk that I drink with every meal and from that label, it apparently contains no milk at all…

[Anonymous No.14796147]

>>14795910
>why are boomers so damn retarded

Its because of all the weed we smoked in high school.

[Anonymous No.14796734]

>>14796081
Here it’s popular only among boomers and poor people.

[Anonymous No.14796758]

>>14795640
where do you see the word "cream" on the packaging anywhere?

[Anonymous No.14796776]

>Ewwww coffee is yucky! i need to fill it with sugar juice!

[Anonymous No.14797041]

>>14796734
I seriously think it's almost exclusively boomers, they're the only goys shabbos enough to defend using it over real alternatives.

[Anonymous No.14797871]

Just use milk, you triple niggers.

[Anonymous No.14798255]

>>14795640
This is the brand I use, anon.

[Anonymous No.14798305]

>>14798255
little faggot drinks almond """"milk""""

[Anonymous No.14798505]

>>14796054
I used to put coffee creamer on my cocoa puffs when there wasn't any milk in the house. Also extra sugar. And sometimes peanut butter. God I was a fat little fuck.

[Anonymous No.14798641]

>>14795650
Based etymologist