/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14786882]

What’s the angriest you’ve ever been about food/cooking?

[Anonymous No.14786911]

>>14786882
I once mistakenly confused cayenne for paprika.

[Anonymous No.14786912]

>>14786882
>February 8, 2020

[Anonymous No.14786913]

>WHADDYA MEAN YOU DONT SERVE BUD LIGHT?

[Anonymous No.14786922]

>>14786912
Well janny kept banning me for posting this for some reason

[Anonymous No.14786953]

i bought some fries to bring at home and some asshole was blocking my street with his car and i verbally assaulted him because my fries were becoming soggy as i was waiting for the asshole to leave

[Anonymous No.14787035]

>>14786882
I spilt a bowl of chili on the floor once after taking a long time to make it, luckily my kitchen floor was clean and I salvaged most of it.

[Anonymous No.14787045]

>>14787035
My fried chicken fell into the void behind the oven

[Anonymous No.14787049]

>>14787045
Hopefully you caught that before bugs did.

[Anonymous No.14787303]

>>14786882
I was so outraged at an undercooked salmon once I gave my sister a full body screaming orgasm using my mouth (cunnilingus).

[Anonymous No.14787325]

>>14787035

Sure you did.

[Anonymous No.14787359]

>>14786953
Lmao

[Anonymous No.14787367]

>>14787303
>using my mouth (cunnilingus).

Imagine being such a twat, you have to pedantically explain everything down to the last nuance.

[Anonymous No.14787383]

>>14786882
I got a recent one.

>Yesterday night at the circle k
>huge line of people, one retarded cashier
>slow
>next customer is two punks without masks
>big discussion with cashier about something they forgot in their car
>one makes like he’s gonna go to the car, hovers halfway out the door, comes back
>guy in front of me butts in to give advice to them or some shit
>I excuse myself to the guy in front of me, squeeze by
>tell the cashier in a loud voice I’m out of here while walking out with my 99cent cuppa soda
>tell the retards Hey buddies next time bring some masks
>as I’m walking out I hear the cashier say some pussy shit about a dollar
>keep walking to my car

Fuck them

[Anonymous No.14787386]

>>14787367

Look at this faggot (male)

[Anonymous No.14787410]

>>14787383
>two punks without a mask

[Anonymous No.14787414]

>>14787410
That’s right you little willfully ignorant faggot

[Anonymous No.14787432]

>>14787383
I’m pretty sure I had COVID a month or two back (had a very bad cough, at one point didn’t even want to get out of bed) and I deliberately went to the store without a mask.

[Anonymous No.14787439]

>>14786882
I fucked up my dominant hand for a week or so burning it by spilling cheap canned ravioli on it
I was constantly pissed the whole time and don't think I'll ever manage to be that angry at food again

[Anonymous No.14787476]

Not the maddest I've ever been, but I made a bunch of faggots mad the other day.
>go to the local chinese mart for some cheap discount hot food
>masks mandatory, apathetic Persian rent-a-cop with a thermometer half-asleep at the door
>self-serve food counter has a communal hand sanitizer dispenser and glove box
>ignore these high-traffic touch points and grab a container
>"EXCUSE PREASE!"
>four-foot-nothing girl angrily pointing and making hangs
>"YOU'S GRUB! YOU'S GRUB!"
>"I can't understand you, miss."
>she picks up the box of gloves
>"YOU'S GRUB! YOU'S GRUB!"
>ignore her and proceed to get my discount mapo tofu
>she runs off to find the nearest store associate
>another four-foot-nothing goblin, this time in a store uniform, comes up to yell "PREASE, YOU'S GRUB!"
>"I don't know what you're saying."
>"YOU NO SPEAK ENGRISH?"
>by now I'm finished and heading for the checkout
>the lollipop guild rejects have found the token Filipina worker who can actually speak English
>"Excuse me, sir, but next time, please use the gloves provided next time."
>"Oh, okay."

Irony aside, they finally started stocking Ito En brand unsweetened barley tea again after nearly four fucking years of not having it in stock. It was a nice surprise to see it, but I've been roasting and brewing that shit myself and can no longer justify $2 for a bottle.

[Anonymous No.14787586]

>>14787476
you should have put the glove on your benis and gave her the surprise sex xd

[Anonymous No.14787626]

>UberEats driver delivers it to the wrong apartment
>Request a refund
>Cancel their tip
>Roam my apartment complex until I find the food
PSYCHO KILLER
QU'ESTQUE Ç'EST

[Anonymous No.14787627]

>>14787476
Dude lol youre like an irl troll. Start a twitch and stream it next time

[Anonymous No.14787677]

Date night at my place. Making one of those spinach digiorno pizzas. Go to pull it out of the oven. Slides off the rack and falls into the corner of the oven.

Another time i was all pissed up. Just got done making cheesy potatoes. My gf said something that set me off. I blasted the whole kitchen potatoes included with a fire extinguisher. 4 years later I was still cleaning fire retardant from crevasses in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.14787697]

>>14786882
I haven't eaten at Burger King in 25 years because they put too much mayonnaise on my burgers.

[Anonymous No.14787710]

>>14787626
Shouldn't you have gotten a recipt?
You can deny the charge from your bank, you do use a bank don't you?

[Anonymous No.14787717]

>>14787626
Why would you be such a sucker as to not only pay for something that you didn't receive but also roam around some apartment complex looking for it?

[Anonymous No.14787735]

I would 100% deny a fraudulent charge for something that not only did I not receive but someone else, that poster comes across as a sucker that's been through this before yet keeps being punked time and time again.

[Anonymous No.14787739]

>>14787476
After four years? Why didn't you just mail order some?

[Anonymous No.14787761]

>>14787739
Because I could get pot barley and roast it myself for a fraction of the import price and all I had to deal with was the delightful scent lingering for days.

[Anonymous No.14787900]

>>14787383
You sound like a passive aggressive low test queer. Lmao